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Foreign Affairs / Re: External Foriegn Reserves By Country As At 1st March 2024 by Nlanalyst: 6:53am On Apr 25
RenaissanceGuy:
The correct figure is $32b. During Yar'Adua'a tenure, I remember hearing in the news that Nigeria's forex reserve was around $40b+. It's 17 years later and instead of us to be around $80b+, we're now down to $32b+.

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Food / Re: How Much For A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by Nlanalyst: 5:45pm On Apr 24
adedam23:


Na local rice?
Foreign.

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Food / Re: How Much For A Bag Of Rice In Your Area by Nlanalyst: 5:43pm On Apr 24
52k yesterday.
Ifo, Ogun state.
Although price has increased today.
56k or so.

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Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by Nlanalyst: 11:21am On Apr 24
Egoat:

Baba say muscles. grin grin
Hairy too?
Hahahahahahaha.
Truly she is a bro.
Believe me, she is a bro.
No woman has those plenty visible muscles and veins.

Egoat:

See crib na.

Doings.
Hailings baba.
I see what you did with the colors. wink
What a man to do?
Stolen concept. grin
Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by Nlanalyst: 9:23am On Apr 24
BscHolder:
as a single mothergrin
Hahahahaha. grin grin
Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by Nlanalyst: 9:22am On Apr 24
Caaz:

Kiiidnaaper Evans the second.
Your palm looks pale,you lack good nutrition.
Seems the families of your victims haven't dropped ransome.


I bet you wish to have a taste of these fingers Ahnie. Not happening, boda alakara.
Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by Nlanalyst: 9:21am On Apr 24
Egoat:

grin grin
Cut her some slack baba, she has a lot on her plate running a family of 9.
Life hard make we no lie abeg.
It's the bro for me. grin
I like the sarcasm in this. grin grin
Woman wey get that kind Ahnie/Caaz physique na bro normal normal na.
Muscles, "yammy" legs, hairy head to toe. Na big bros o.

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Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by Nlanalyst: 6:36am On Apr 24
Caaz:

Keeidnapper very soon we go see your frail fingers and face on this forum.

Deety man
You never get money change this your tekno phone since before covid19?
How many years deal have you signed with poverty bro?

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Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by Nlanalyst: 4:53pm On Apr 23
Caaz:

This right here

This right here....agba keeynap-pa
Be like your victims never pay raaaaaansuuum.


That moment I blocked you n your fake apologies cheesy cheesy
You ve bn enemy ZONED.
You still dey use this your 2GB Tecno phone? grin grin

Kai poverty I forbid thee.
Just stay careful with your words so you won't be sent back on your long holiday.
Wishing you the best tho.

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Romance / Re: Some People Cant Spell Nlfpmod by Nlanalyst: 3:39pm On Apr 23
Caaz:

Same with me....
Nairaland front page mod.
nl.fpmod cheesy cheesy.
Oya push my recent thread to front page.
Nlf.pmod is north lalasticlala wink
Lmao! Your entire life depends on the attention you amass from making front page like I've always guessed.
Laughing my ass out.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: List Of Teams That Are Likely To Go Trophyless This Season by Nlanalyst: 6:03am On Apr 23
Uninformed twerp.
Liverpool got a trophy already. (EFL)
Arsenal got a trophy already (Community shield).

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Business / Re: FCCPC Shuts Chinese Supermarket Over Discrimination In Abuja by Nlanalyst: 5:56am On Apr 23
Two words; Thank you.

DMerciful:
But its ok when we discriminate against ourselves in the name of tribalism, right?
Why do you think we discriminate against ourselves but we will come together to roast (for instance) any African neighbors who want to mess with us? That we are divided along some needless lines doesn't mean every stupid dick and Harry could trample over us in our own nation. Get a grip.

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Health / Re: What Kind Of Brutal STD/STI Can Cause This, (graphic Picture) by Nlanalyst: 11:46pm On Apr 22
Kyng1:


I already got more drugs today, and I'm hoping it will work. I'm only scared for my wife not to contract it because she's pregnant. If it's really chicken pox, I heard it's extremely transferable.
Bro please let your wife go to her parents' place for now or at least stay away. This is highly infectious and definitely bad for a pregnant woman.
Don't risk her life and your child's, the baby is prone to congenital varicella syndrome.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 11:04am On Apr 22
nex:



LOCATION: Ajah, Lekki, Lagos.

I'm at home right now, generator is running. If you want videos or you want to come test-run any of the items before buying, now is the time.

Whatsapp: 2348 1234 20004.
No be you get this house sha. Like e sure me die. You no fit build house with your money come use hammer and nail turn the wall to basket like this.
Shake my head.

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Business / Re: What Made The Dollar Fall Over Night? by Nlanalyst: 10:48am On Apr 22
Bad news is; we won't sabotage our economy because of your 5k dols. Coming from someone who's been holding on to the money since last year. Count your losses or depreciated gains and move on.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 21st April 2024 by Nlanalyst: 4:30pm On Apr 21
Angelfrost:
I believe it goes without saying that this is a must win for the Visitors...!

Salah should try and be more clinical with those chances, ffs!
Salah is benched which is obviously a good decision.

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Celebrities / Re: Esther Was Black And Broke Challenge - Post Yours by Nlanalyst: 7:59am On Apr 11
Lol. Nice. wink
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:58am On Apr 11
DenreleDave:
When your items are too cheap, they will call you a scammer

A lady that is planning to japa wanted selling off her stuff and some called her scammer because the prices were too cheap..

grin grin grin grin


The person dt bought dt AC for 70k is the luckiest person.... Didn't last up to 1 hours b4 her AC got sold..


I wanted buying a 12kg gas from her but as I was chatting her, another person was already with her and had paid.

E pain me... Over cheap items grin grin grin
I saw the ad too. Was late tho. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (2 - 2) On 9th April 2024 by Nlanalyst: 8:56pm On Apr 09
dominique:
Harry kane must always score against Arsenal
I'm sure you're enjoying the match.
Unless you had hoped for an unrealistic miracle before now.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 11:44am On Apr 08
YModulosGodSon:


You might be ‘innocently unaware’ but the picture you have here is a ‘worked-on 16inches fan’ far different from the factory specifications. I can prove it to you but let’s not prolong matters.

I’m not weighing-in on the argument, I’m just answering the question you innocently put up. ✌️
Innocently unaware ke? He's aware, it was his plan from the beginning. Someone who sells fans for a living won't know the difference between 16' and 18'?
It's trick theft, he knew all along.
Y'all should avoid all these alaba magicians.

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Religion / Re: Are There Degrees Of Punishment In Hell? by Nlanalyst: 9:06am On Apr 07
Hell is an illusion for the poor.

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Food / Re: The Yam Porridge I Made With Just 2400. Very Delicious. Photos by Nlanalyst: 5:44pm On Apr 06
Xosh:
This one wants to compete with mariaa.ngeles,gloryho.memaker and ahnie.

Pastor olokonla should see this face yellow,fingers black ,with bloated stomach.


Watery water borehole.
You no get shame Ahnie.

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Family / Re: Dear Parents,Gather here and talk your own. by Nlanalyst: 5:39pm On Apr 06
Eagle360:
now #400
Hope you finally japa on it?
Who? Ahnie? grin grin
Where she wan see money japa? With akara wey she dey fry? You are funny.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 9:41pm On Mar 29
OilandGasMarket:

This should be clearer
Nope, mine is clearer.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:37pm On Mar 29
ojehmario1969:

So u go like sell that dirty and rusty gas cylinder 25k abi??
Na thunder go fire you and your types when dey inflate price for old things when owna don use e life finish.

Which kind greedy and stupid people owna be sef. Shuu

grin grin
Amen.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 6:56pm On Mar 29
OilandGasMarket:

It's deflated now though
The room is also dark. No light
Craze full everywhere for this thread sha. grin grin
Please come and buy my own inflated bed.

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