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Family › Re: OPEN MARKETPLACE... Get Good Products At Unbeatable Rates Here. by Nlanalyst: 12:21pm On Jul 04, 2024
chukwubensonm:
1. Used Thermocool fridge 120 L in good working 1. condition . Price 70k
2. Table top gas stove (glass top) new . Price 25k

Location : Otta, Sango- Otta.
Contact : 08079458997
Is the refrigerator still available?
Family › Re: See The Wedding Pictures That Got People Talking by Nlanalyst: 10:02am On Jul 03, 2024
RickyJesus:
What would you do if you are in his shoes?
That I do not want a pronounced wedding? And one in-law will manipulate me by buying 3 cows?
If I already have made my stance known to my woman which is absolutely the most important person in the picture and she is cool with my plans, the in-laws would have to start an eatery business with their cows.
My family would come, pay and fulfill every cultural and traditional rites which should be the most important things and thereafter stay out of the picture. I did a parlor wedding and was at loggerheads with my in-laws as well so this isn't blabbering, I was almost in his shoes. Although they didn't manipulatively go ahead to buy cows, I politely and respectfully made them know myself and my wife had no interest in pronounced ceremonies and it was not because of poor finances. We were doing well. We did not want it. If you won't respect our opinions and desires as the celebrants, I have no business gracing your planned ostentatious party. They could go ahead without us the couple and of course my family.
Family › Re: See The Wedding Pictures That Got People Talking by Nlanalyst: 8:30am On Jul 03, 2024
Godwin4444:
oga they didn’t sponsor d wedding

Read to understand, they have spent their own money before I started mine, they kicked d ground running n I knew they did it deliberately cos I don fight my wife to b tire about lowkey wedding so when they told me they have gotten cows I have to succumb

I knew at that point that I can’t dodge it again so I took everything up from there

See there are some families u can’t even talk about lowkey wedding cos they will ask u what u are hiding or probably u are married before or something
The way in-laws run some of you people's homes and the way y'all come to raise justifications to it and as well force it down our throat is funny.
You were never in charge so just run along.
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 6:54pm On Jul 02, 2024
AntiBan666:
Anita SebakeOgene Osanebi with nairaland monikers Ahnie Caaz Annie2gud
Cc obainoman6
Omo.
This one fugly sha. grin grin
Damn it.
Technology Market › Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 7:12am On Jul 02, 2024
Sp1ritHusband:
See the maga dey live for Sango, A go arrange my guys for oju-ore wey go organize better beatings for you. Oloriburuku omo iya weyrey!
I stay in Ifo not even Sango. My houses and investments are here.
Let me know when you're ready to drop dead so I could direct you to my exact location.
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 12:07pm On Jun 30, 2024
Where's Egoat sef?
How much have you got to spare for the unfortunate beggarly family of Sebakeoghene Osanebi?
A lot has been happening to them lately and the actual reality of the dirty, malnourished, backward and disgusting popular urhobo Akara/ akamu seller has been blown open. Her charade has fallen apart, she's an established beggar, one of the grand pioneers of begging on nairaland and 2go.

Please, donate your token to Mr and Mrs Sebakeoghene Osanebi through this account.

Anita Sebakeoghene Osanebi.
Access bank.
Biko ignore all the insults she's thrown at you.
Life already happened to her.
Thanks.
Cc
Ahnie
Egoat.
God bless us all.

Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 12:00pm On Jun 30, 2024
Ahhh.
Folorunso Alakija from Delta State caught begging for urgent 2k on nairaland.
Ahhh! Ahnie.

What Happened??

Cc
Anita Sebakeoghene Osanebi.
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 11:56am On Jun 30, 2024
Qwertyuiop1:
Rich Ahnie. kiss
Wayo allah...
grin grin cheesy

See what Ahnie has turned Chisom's, Zino's and Daddi Chi's life into. Imagine! I fit swear say Zino don start ashewo work. cry cry
But why!? cry
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:45am On Jun 30, 2024
Why am I seeing Ahnie's account details everywhere on nairaland? shocked shocked shocked


Like damnnn, this is for real.
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:32am On Jun 30, 2024
Ahhhh!!
Anita Sebakeoghene Osanebi.

Ahnie. grin grin cheesy
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:28am On Jun 30, 2024
1PornHUB:
All your life you have been in the habit of pulling other people down. Other nairalanders have called your attention to it.
Alot of people can see you for what you are
Ahhhh.
What is this?? grin grin grin

Ahine?? The Akara seller.
Shot saved.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 7:26am On Jun 30, 2024
PrinceofAgoAre:
Cc Egoat
1pornhub
Nlanayst
ahnie owes us an explanation..

.
I'm very late to the parri. grin grin

Still reading through all that's left.
Nice job so far my guy.
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:19am On Jun 30, 2024
Ahnie begging for money ke? grin grin

Ahhhhh.
Osanobua. grin grin grin

So I've been at loggerheads with a lowlife beggar??
Beggarly Anita Agbedola.
Ahhhh
Family › Re: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:14am On Jun 30, 2024
1PornHUB:
I see ahnie has gone to report all my screenshots and links I posted exposing hrs dirty yansh
Ahnie the millionaire begger
Ahnie Julius begger
Baba, please I need the screenshots of Ahnie begging. cheesy cheesy

I'm late to this parri. grin

How I go get abeg?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 7:00am On Jun 30, 2024
Nlanalyst:
Good afternoon guys.

Please is it advisable to buy a car with power steering ish?

Said car is Honda Civic 2008.
Going for 2.2M.
Also, is it a good buy?
Good morning guys.
So yesterday, I went with my mechanic to get this car. We left from Ifo Ogun state to Ikorodu.
He inspected the car and affirmed that the engine hasn't been tampered with and the gear was in good shape, although there were obvious exterior flaws which didn't matter to me and the automated dashboard wasn't working. We paid and took off, getting to Agege, the car broke down due to overheating and while at it, the gasket was burnt, the radiator wasn't good.
Some men helped push it to a mechanic workshop around (the mechanic with me came from Ogun state so apparently there's no way he could fix it without his tools).
The Agege's Kazeem charged 70k to change the gasket, fix these radiator, oil gauge stick because it's burnt and oil (engine oil and gear oil) just an extensive servicing though.

Now my questions are;
Seller is swearing that his car wasn't overheating hitherto.
1) is it my Kazeem's fault that he couldn't spot the overheating till it got that bad?
2) Car is parked at Agege and we are asked to return on Tuesday (I've paid for everything including even to fix the dashboard (37k). Who is to cover these expenses? Especially as the car didn't even follow me to my state let alone home? The seller or me?
3) is 37k not overcharged for a dashboard? (Asking for future's purpose not like I can get the money back.
4) We've scanned the car and it's alright save for the overheating. My confusion is, could the overheating (radiator was leaking water) have started few minutes of us driving from Ikorodu or it has most definitely been an issue before now? Abi my Kazeem is just an overrated idiot.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 12:05pm On Jun 27, 2024
pope191:
If you ask me? Tell him to remove the money from the steering pump and rack from the money you were supposed to pay him and go fix it yourself. The fact that the steering work while leaving his domain, does not mean it will work after a week. Also check if the car have any traffic or expire papers offense with Lagos state.
I appreciate your contributions boss.
Very helpful.
Thanks a lot.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 8:02pm On Jun 26, 2024
Doris4ever:
Why has the owner refused to fix the steering before selling?
Also, how sure are you that the car don't have any other underlying problem.

Unless you are ready to buy , then spend some money to fix up any repair that comes up.
The seller is to fix the steering pump and full inspection will come after.
Just want to know if it's advisable to buy the car like that assuming the steering pump is the only ish. I'm trying to know the weight of the fault.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 6:00pm On Jun 26, 2024
pope191:
I am not in the position to say that sir.
Better still, can you advise me to buy the car with the steering ish?
No vex for the plenty questions.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst:
pope191:
If that is truly the issue. Prepare for both steering rack and pump.
Is it good for that price boss man?
Inspite of the steering ish.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2024
Good afternoon guys.

Please is it advisable to buy a car with power steering ish?

Said car is Honda Civic 2008.
Going for 2.2M.
Also, is it a good buy?
Romance › Re: Is your Father Like this? by Nlanalyst: 1:05pm On Jun 26, 2024
Lifestone:
But my Parents stays with me and I still adored him. He respect me too
Your parents stay with you?
How is it same with leaving your own house and perhaps family to stay with them?
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by Nlanalyst: 10:27am On Jun 26, 2024
ahnie:
She-popotamuz You meant.



Scrawny dirty yellowish nails,sickler man.
Hey skank, share yours or that of your malnourished Kid's fingers?

Romance › Re: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by Nlanalyst: 9:56am On Jun 26, 2024
Silentgroper:
I'm just curious, how would it turn out if you woo ahnie grin
I'll rather die my brother than stoop to woo that old malnourished hag.
She's the direct opposite of all that I stand for or pray for in a lady. God bless my wife!!!
Romance › Re: Is your Father Like this? by Nlanalyst: 6:48am On Jun 26, 2024
I don't understand. What will make a grown man leave his own house to stay with his parents for two weeks?
Where's the respect supposed to be from?
Don't you have a life?
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by Nlanalyst:
I was in JSS2 when I asked our senior prefect girl out (SS3). It was a bet actually which I won but she flogged shege for my body for about 2 straight weeks in company of her male mates because she felt disrespected. Didn't apparently go well but since then, my confidence skyrocketed. There is no woman alive that I can't woo, she can only decide to do whatever.
No non-related woman is bigger than me nor unapproachable to me.

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