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FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 12:07pm On Jun 30, 2024
Where's Egoat sef?
How much have you got to spare for the unfortunate beggarly family of Sebakeoghene Osanebi?
A lot has been happening to them lately and the actual reality of the dirty, malnourished, backward and disgusting popular urhobo Akara/ akamu seller has been blown open. Her charade has fallen apart, she's an established beggar, one of the grand pioneers of begging on nairaland and 2go.

Please, donate your token to Mr and Mrs Sebakeoghene Osanebi through this account.

Anita Sebakeoghene Osanebi.
Access bank.
Biko ignore all the insults she's thrown at you.
Life already happened to her.
Thanks.
Cc
Ahnie
Egoat.
God bless us all.

FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 12:00pm On Jun 30, 2024
Ahhh.
Folorunso Alakija from Delta State caught begging for urgent 2k on nairaland.
Ahhh! Ahnie.

What Happened??

Cc
Anita Sebakeoghene Osanebi.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 11:56am On Jun 30, 2024
Qwertyuiop1:
Rich Ahnie. kiss
Wayo allah...
grin grin cheesy

See what Ahnie has turned Chisom's, Zino's and Daddi Chi's life into. Imagine! I fit swear say Zino don start ashewo work. cry cry
But why!? cry
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:45am On Jun 30, 2024
Why am I seeing Ahnie's account details everywhere on nairaland? shocked shocked shocked


Like damnnn, this is for real.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:32am On Jun 30, 2024
Ahhhh!!
Anita Sebakeoghene Osanebi.

Ahnie. grin grin cheesy
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:28am On Jun 30, 2024
1PornHUB:
All your life you have been in the habit of pulling other people down. Other nairalanders have called your attention to it.
Alot of people can see you for what you are
Ahhhh.
What is this?? grin grin grin

Ahine?? The Akara seller.
Shot saved.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 7:26am On Jun 30, 2024
PrinceofAgoAre:
Cc Egoat
1pornhub
Nlanayst
ahnie owes us an explanation..

.
I'm very late to the parri. grin grin

Still reading through all that's left.
Nice job so far my guy.
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:19am On Jun 30, 2024
Ahnie begging for money ke? grin grin

Ahhhhh.
Osanobua. grin grin grin

So I've been at loggerheads with a lowlife beggar??
Beggarly Anita Agbedola.
Ahhhh
FamilyRe: Popular Nairalander Sir Jarus Admits To Domestic Violence On Twitter by Nlanalyst: 7:14am On Jun 30, 2024
1PornHUB:
I see ahnie has gone to report all my screenshots and links I posted exposing hrs dirty yansh
Ahnie the millionaire begger
Ahnie Julius begger
Baba, please I need the screenshots of Ahnie begging. cheesy cheesy

I'm late to this parri. grin

How I go get abeg?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 7:00am On Jun 30, 2024
Nlanalyst:
Good afternoon guys.

Please is it advisable to buy a car with power steering ish?

Said car is Honda Civic 2008.
Going for 2.2M.
Also, is it a good buy?
Good morning guys.
So yesterday, I went with my mechanic to get this car. We left from Ifo Ogun state to Ikorodu.
He inspected the car and affirmed that the engine hasn't been tampered with and the gear was in good shape, although there were obvious exterior flaws which didn't matter to me and the automated dashboard wasn't working. We paid and took off, getting to Agege, the car broke down due to overheating and while at it, the gasket was burnt, the radiator wasn't good.
Some men helped push it to a mechanic workshop around (the mechanic with me came from Ogun state so apparently there's no way he could fix it without his tools).
The Agege's Kazeem charged 70k to change the gasket, fix these radiator, oil gauge stick because it's burnt and oil (engine oil and gear oil) just an extensive servicing though.

Now my questions are;
Seller is swearing that his car wasn't overheating hitherto.
1) is it my Kazeem's fault that he couldn't spot the overheating till it got that bad?
2) Car is parked at Agege and we are asked to return on Tuesday (I've paid for everything including even to fix the dashboard (37k). Who is to cover these expenses? Especially as the car didn't even follow me to my state let alone home? The seller or me?
3) is 37k not overcharged for a dashboard? (Asking for future's purpose not like I can get the money back.
4) We've scanned the car and it's alright save for the overheating. My confusion is, could the overheating (radiator was leaking water) have started few minutes of us driving from Ikorodu or it has most definitely been an issue before now? Abi my Kazeem is just an overrated idiot.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 12:05pm On Jun 27, 2024
pope191:
If you ask me? Tell him to remove the money from the steering pump and rack from the money you were supposed to pay him and go fix it yourself. The fact that the steering work while leaving his domain, does not mean it will work after a week. Also check if the car have any traffic or expire papers offense with Lagos state.
I appreciate your contributions boss.
Very helpful.
Thanks a lot.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 8:02pm On Jun 26, 2024
Doris4ever:
Why has the owner refused to fix the steering before selling?
Also, how sure are you that the car don't have any other underlying problem.

Unless you are ready to buy , then spend some money to fix up any repair that comes up.
The seller is to fix the steering pump and full inspection will come after.
Just want to know if it's advisable to buy the car like that assuming the steering pump is the only ish. I'm trying to know the weight of the fault.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 6:00pm On Jun 26, 2024
pope191:
I am not in the position to say that sir.
Better still, can you advise me to buy the car with the steering ish?
No vex for the plenty questions.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst:
pope191:
If that is truly the issue. Prepare for both steering rack and pump.
Is it good for that price boss man?
Inspite of the steering ish.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nlanalyst: 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2024
Good afternoon guys.

Please is it advisable to buy a car with power steering ish?

Said car is Honda Civic 2008.
Going for 2.2M.
Also, is it a good buy?
RomanceRe: Is your Father Like this? by Nlanalyst: 1:05pm On Jun 26, 2024
Lifestone:
But my Parents stays with me and I still adored him. He respect me too
Your parents stay with you?
How is it same with leaving your own house and perhaps family to stay with them?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by Nlanalyst: 10:27am On Jun 26, 2024
ahnie:
She-popotamuz You meant.



Scrawny dirty yellowish nails,sickler man.
Hey skank, share yours or that of your malnourished Kid's fingers?

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by Nlanalyst: 9:56am On Jun 26, 2024
Silentgroper:
I'm just curious, how would it turn out if you woo ahnie grin
I'll rather die my brother than stoop to woo that old malnourished hag.
She's the direct opposite of all that I stand for or pray for in a lady. God bless my wife!!!
RomanceRe: Is your Father Like this? by Nlanalyst: 6:48am On Jun 26, 2024
I don't understand. What will make a grown man leave his own house to stay with his parents for two weeks?
Where's the respect supposed to be from?
Don't you have a life?
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Stalled Approaching A Lady Because Of Her Perceived Higher Status by Nlanalyst:
I was in JSS2 when I asked our senior prefect girl out (SS3). It was a bet actually which I won but she flogged shege for my body for about 2 straight weeks in company of her male mates because she felt disrespected. Didn't apparently go well but since then, my confidence skyrocketed. There is no woman alive that I can't woo, she can only decide to do whatever.
No non-related woman is bigger than me nor unapproachable to me.
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 8:42am On Jun 25, 2024
LocalFARMERS:
How does that nutritious meal, that is made from Rice and Milk look disgusting? You are just angry, maybe you never eat anything for days and e come dey pain you say, some people dey cook Rice (wey dey expensive). Come still dey add Milk wey common People can no longer afford. grin
Remind me please, who are you??
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst:
If una like, mohna allow person scam una with picture of TV wey don dey online since 2020 or so. Picture wey another person put up for sale for Ghana.
Una see 50k, una no fit breathe again.

TV wey dem boldly write 32' untop am wey she dey claim 42.
Smh!

FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Nlanalyst: 2:43pm On Jun 24, 2024
Caaz:
Breakfast... inspired by oga Localfarmers in one of his thread.


Rice pudding
Milk
White boiled rice.
This looks absolutely disgusting.
Are you Ahnie? Asking because only her can consume dirt like this in the name of meal.
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Nlanalyst: 2:39pm On Jun 24, 2024
100FIX1:
Foreign Used Microsoft Surface Pro 7+
12.3" 2K UHD PixelSense Display
Intel Core i7 -1165G7 2.8-4.2GHz 8Cores
Intel iris Xe Graphics 1GB
16GB RAM
PCie 4.0 256GB NVMeUSER UPGRADABLE SSD
SD CARD SLOT
WiFi 6 11ax
Bluetooth 5.0
Has cracks but functions
Affect some touch areas
Backlit keyboard.


300k Firm

Ijegun, Lagos.


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100FIX 2024
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