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The girl fit smell self.. See how she dirty.. Pig!

A man was expecting his 30 million naira contract when his wife called him from home;
WIFE: please honey i need you to come home right now, its very urgent
HUSBAND: i can't
WIFE: please its very important, i want you to take care of this
HUSBAND: i can't honey i am about to receive a 30 million naira contract i can't abort it because i can loose it
WIFE: please its more important than that
husband to manager: please sir i am very sorry. Can i attend to my wife for a while before i return for the contract?
MANAGER: you can but you should not cos you will loose the contract
**he left**
WIFE: thank God you arrived
HUSB: now, what is it, are you pregnant?
WIFE: no, if it was pregnancy i would not even bother calling you from your office
HUSB: then what?!
WIFE: that big rat that our pastor was praying about has finally died, all i want from you is to dispose it, i am afraid of rats...
If you were the husband what will you do?

Abeg who know how to use chopstick take chop stick? Or who don see homeless person weh get homework? Or just try imagine goodluck without patience

See that guy on red; see his stony face

Shit! Second page

See eruplane

Op, did u say gorgeous?

Just hit like.. Leave buhari matter.. Na today we dey hear nonsense? If say ear dey full like yahoomail we for don deaf

Nna eh, is that not oshiomole?

Buhari dey run e matter slow and steady i dey dagger okpo dey blow my kpo steady.... See flows chae.. MI and Ice prince come come see oooooOOOooo

Nigeria things self... So vincent enyeama go say i senior am shey.. Abi he go say he neva clock 40 years

Till now u guys are still posting... Go to bed ya'll

10 mb mtn 100 naira... Membership 100 naira, op abi na 100 thousand this mean

So.....

Wetin hot dia? Since her yansh burst she just resemble manequine for my eye.. Useless girl

Things nowadays just expensive.. Mama tobe akara na 10 naira for 1 ball

Lucifer don baff?

He was a prophet, not a man of God

Zoharariel:
Eyaaaaah, unfortunately these wise people from the East are always quick to label my dear PMB a terrorist.

abeg dont talk anyhow

I thought boko haram were on their own what are those fools doing?

Obama nogo mind e business.. Nonsense!

Taaaaa. Mocheddah take style ugly o

Ofgjhdrtl. Space booked

Op no get topic to post.. How old are u, op?

shadowgwalker:
oga there is nnothing like straw berry, I said strawberry...any problem sir?

what i meant was that where will u see straw berry in nigeria

therealdeal10:
9igerians n their bad mouth, una don finish dis gal sha

saint na u be for food shey?

When toto dike marry? Hu marry am?

Op did you say straw berry?

boko haram kills faster than Ebola