I died and resurrected when I read the part he said "something is entering something" lol

Redmi N8

My jarumaa fans

You need a high meme knowledge to understand this

Lol

You don't deserve to be a queen. You should be a slave

MJBOLT:

fighting my teachers and principal

Lol I guess you attended public schools

Mine was late coming. I was given an award on a faithful day like that just because of late coming lol. Please share yours

EjaikreTheViper:


you ain't civilized
I'm sure you haven't travelled out before

I thought so too lol

Catchfirez:
You don carry sweetie.

Lol

Alright I'll give it a try

LORDSKULL:


Multiplayer na online play... U will join team if u kill enough enemy u b team leader

LORDSKULL:


I hacked it before they ban my account...
But all I knew the multiplayer soft like heaven.

Lol mad o. I haven't tried the multiplayer yet. So that means I shouldn't think of hacking the game anymore. Thanks for your reply boss

LORDSKULL:
I recommend brothers in arms 3
AKA BIA 3

The game soft die...

The game is too hard. I've been searching for how to mod the game for almost 2years now but no luck

April 22. Any birthday partners?

Shukusheka:
I had a threes0me in my service year in Calabar and it was terrible.

I went to NYSC a virgin, somehow someway sex had managed to elude me in school, all the bitches I dated were after my money, not one gave me their ponmo to taste. Service year was supposed to be fun, I wasn't going to waste time forming mr gentleman, I was going out full force to finally get that coochie. My story starts..

It was a bright sunny Saturday morning when my corper roomate told me one of his girls is coming, the girl had told him she likes me, he had proposed a threes0me and the babe was all in for it. She would be coming to visit in the next 2 hours. You don't mean it Obinna, I exclaimed. Ofcourse he meant it. I quickly dived to my bag to check for my condoms, they were there unopened just like they have been since I bought them 3 years ago. Obinna gave me a dose of viagra which I swallowed immediately - my entire body now shaking with so much tension. I tried to stay calm. Nothing is going to stop my shine today, I muttered as I paced quietly around the room. Today is my day.

The calabar babe came in, and before you say Peter Parker, Obinna and the girl were already kissing passionately on the bed. Ahn ahn, this is looking too good to be true o, Chai!. My pen1s was throbbing violently in my boxers, like a beast waiting to attack.

We got nakedd and action started, obinna and the girl went the first round while I stood watching, stroking my erect d1ck with one hand and her breast with the other. I had learnt this vintage trick from years watching xvideo as a celibate. Ten minutes after, it was my turn, the babe came towards me, kissed me deeply and pushed me to the bed. Then the unfortunate happened. I erupted hot akamu immediately the girl touched by d1ck. Scissors
cry-st!! Nothing wey this babe no do to resurrect my lazarus, but baba don die. Handjob o, Mouth Action o, nothing worked. I looked at Obinna with begging eyes hoping he would salvage my bruised ego, he didn't even look at me twice. The babe hissed, went back to Obinna and they continued with their second round of sex while I sat watching in shame like a common thief caught red-handed in action..............

To be continued later

Bros you kill me

Olamyyde:

I don't know about that one ooo but someone who owns s10(probably the exynos version) said the Rn8 gcam pics were better than the s10 pics.

My cousin uses s9plus and he testified that my RN8 with Gcam beats his camera hands down

Olamyyde:
With gcam, rn8 pics better pass iphone 8 sef.

Even 11pro.

edoairways:
IPhone is far better

With Gcam, I doubt it

Tissaia:
Confusing name

Many Yahoo boys here y'all be caught one by one no exceptions. However strong ur juju one day u will be caught

Lol what's this one saying

Criptofxt10:

show us pictures of you using the phone and playing those games

lol

When will redmi note 8 get android 10?

I've been waiting for quite long

MedicH:


Just don't misunderstand sir. I puy my weed in the rice i cook but I don't light it up. There's incomplete combustion going on and carbon monoxide is produced which is poisonous. Smoking is just not Good.

Aight, ah dig

MedicH:


Just don't misunderstand sir. I puy my weed in the rice i cook but I don't light it up. There's incomplete combustion going on and carbon monoxide is produced which is poisonous. Smoking is just not Good.

I dig 100%

MedicH:


Stop smoking weed. You will need your lungs intact when corona comes. Stop destroying those lungs man.

Aight doc. Will do

My ex once told me to stop smoking weed one time or she's gonna end the relationship lol. I was high and at the same time I was still frustrated for the kind of relationship I'm in

clarkmos15:


this midnight, you are posting something this stupid?
wetin i no go see for nairaland

Internet people have no joy hahahahaha

awoo47:
hehe
chill, wen infinix note 5 dat u ppl bash already had it early Jan.
we're in may oo

See this one

airminem:



It is your right

Order for your camouflage facemask

And get beaten to death abi

AhlexOfficial:

Taekwando

People dey o