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Car Talk / World's First Fully Electric Flying Car Has Been Approved by nnemekaemmanuel: 7:51pm On Jul 02, 2023
The fully-electric vehicle will cost around $300,000! (with a hydrogen option for a higher price) is a low-speed vehicle that can be driven up to 200 miles on public roads and fits into a regular garage, but it can also launch vertically into the air with a flying range of 110 miles, according to Alef's website.


The company's "Model A" car "can fly forward above the obstacles until a desired destination is reached," the San Mateo-based company says.


"The driver and the cabin are stabilized by a unique gimbaled rotating cabin design.


Alef touts the car's ability to avoid traffic, fly in any direction while giving a "cinematic 180 plus degree view for safe and enjoyable flight."

Phones / Re: Whats The Best Music Player App On Phone by nnemekaemmanuel: 4:19pm On Sep 16, 2021
Someone should Please suggest for iOS. Audiowack is not reliable and no iTunes card for Apple music angry
Politics / Re: EFCC: Abdulrasheed Bawa Slumps At Public Event, Hospitalized - Gazette by nnemekaemmanuel: 1:34pm On Sep 16, 2021
E choke grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Several US Marines Killed In Kabul Airport Blast, US Official Says by nnemekaemmanuel: 11:22pm On Aug 26, 2021
AsampeteNwaanyi:
lol these people will never learn

seems they want to rubbish their 20 years of hard work within one month.

Let's see how Biden responds to this
seems America is getting weaker under Biden.

Trump would have sent few Taliban chiefs to Arrah by now.

Honestly Americans are missing Trump

Here's the response. undecided

Celebrities / Re: EFCC Breaks Into Dorathy Bachor's House (Ex BBNaija Housemate) by nnemekaemmanuel: 8:33am On Aug 23, 2021
Get a Glock

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Romance / Re: “Women openly buy and sell charms to entrap men" Lady blows hot by nnemekaemmanuel: 11:25am On Aug 20, 2021
Lol MUMU!

Romanoff:


E pain am.
Romance / Re: “Women openly buy and sell charms to entrap men" Lady blows hot by nnemekaemmanuel: 11:20am On Aug 20, 2021
Your Father Must Be One!

Romanoff:


Ah. For you to know the name of a Seller, then you just also be involved. Are you one of her distributors?

Romance / Re: “Women openly buy and sell charms to entrap men" Lady blows hot by nnemekaemmanuel: 11:12am On Aug 20, 2021
Jaruma User Spotted. undecided

Romanoff:
I personally don't think these charms work.

I think it's similar to people who buy breast and penis enlargement product, they don't work.

A man who wants to be Randy will be Randy and most are willingly generous to keep their Randy affairs.

I haven't heard of anyone who was charmed or who charmed anyone. Na story I just dey read.

No verifiable evidence that those things work.
Food / Re: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by nnemekaemmanuel: 7:30pm On Aug 08, 2021
SmellySperm:
Just came to read y'all funny bad-mouthed comments. I'm satisfied

Guy. I'm dead laughing!!! grin grin grin
Food / Re: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by nnemekaemmanuel: 7:26pm On Aug 08, 2021
Nigerians are bastards grin grin
Crime / Re: Two Bankers Who Stole From The Dead Jailed In Calabar (pictures) by nnemekaemmanuel: 8:30pm On Aug 05, 2021
Hmmmm
Crime / Re: Bandits Travelling From Zamfara To Borno For Terrorist Training by nnemekaemmanuel: 4:06pm On Jul 29, 2021
Reminds me of the sandanistas and time of the contras grin grin
Phones / Re: Advice Me On Phone To Buy - Galaxy A71, Oneplus 7pro, Iphone Xs , Mi T 9pro? by nnemekaemmanuel: 10:30am On Jul 27, 2021
Get the iPhone bro, you won't regret it.

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Travel / Re: Fearless Russian Lady Goes Fishing In A Tiny Boat With Giant Brown Bear (Photos) by nnemekaemmanuel: 7:39pm On Jul 24, 2021
TarOrfeeek:
Small tramadol oyibo go take.

Them go start to misbehave.

Even Arewa people way they finish 3 cards no do reach like this.

Omo grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Nengi Rebecca Acquires A New Range Rover Car(video) by nnemekaemmanuel: 11:45am On Jul 21, 2021
How is this news? sad

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today (Pictures) by nnemekaemmanuel: 8:14pm On Jul 12, 2021
Fahdiga:
Old cargo
grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests 10 Suspected Internet Fraudsters by nnemekaemmanuel: 10:07am On Jun 24, 2021
Make dem come Cyprus na. grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Receives N2m Cash Gift For Birthday (Photos, Video) by nnemekaemmanuel: 1:01pm On Jun 12, 2021
Spits

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Do You Intend To Do With Your NPOWER money? by nnemekaemmanuel: 9:47am On May 20, 2021
Basitelo1:
See question oo grin grin
My advice 4 dos of una wey don see d moni...
Use am buy any low budget fone start to dey bomb grin grin

I greet you boss grin grin grin

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Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Is Best For A Heavy Internet User Like Me? by nnemekaemmanuel: 5:47pm On Mar 07, 2021
Airtel 22gb, 4k.
Romance / Re: What's The Craziest Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by nnemekaemmanuel: 9:17pm On Dec 10, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Real niggarrrrs don't do shit for love


Ogbeni you don old..most people for this nairaland don old.....na even Righteousness89 own shock me
Hope say you nor dey treck again o
You supposed don buy benz

Guy grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Police Weep Over Killing Of 2 DPOs, Officer’s Beheading, Burning Of 11 Stations by nnemekaemmanuel: 8:16am On Oct 29, 2020
I wish all the whole corrupt Nigerian police death and if your father is one, R.I.P to the bastard!!!!
Politics / Re: Police Weep Over Killing Of 2 DPOs, Officer’s Beheading, Burning Of 11 Stations by nnemekaemmanuel: 8:14am On Oct 29, 2020
Madmohamed419:
shut up. Did you know how many innocent people they kill is like your father is police that why your talking nonsense here

This was actually what I wanted to reply that cunt. grin
Police is not your friend o undecided

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Politics / Re: Police Weep Over Killing Of 2 DPOs, Officer’s Beheading, Burning Of 11 Stations by nnemekaemmanuel: 8:11am On Oct 29, 2020
vanbonattel:


It will also never end well for any police man who has extorted money from innocent road users, harassed them, pointed guns at unarmed individuals and arrested and detained innocent travelers who refused to pay bribes. God will punish all evil policemen that killed innocent people without good reasons. And for all the policemen who invade football viewing centres and pack innocent boys watching soccer on DSTV, may kidnapping cases never depart from their lives.

In the south east, the police on mufti can hijack or seize a commercial bus in the evening, position the bus with about 4 policemen, one screaming Abakpa abakpa, abakpa, the other police on the steering wheel while two sits in the bus. Unsuspecting Innocent people will enter the bus, and just like that, the bus will be driven to a police station and everyone inside the bus will be accused of being criminals! Just like that o.

It shall never be well with Sars.

God will continue to bless you for this reply IJN

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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Gunshots At Lekki Tollgate As Soldiers Try To Disperse Protesters by nnemekaemmanuel: 10:07pm On Oct 20, 2020
Failed country cry

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Romance / Re: Dear Men, Before You Give A Lady Your Money. by nnemekaemmanuel: 2:04pm On Oct 06, 2020
djon78:



Toks did very well.
Let men begin to get small sense
Because many are foolish

Nor be lie bros.
Romance / Re: Dear Men, Before You Give A Lady Your Money. by nnemekaemmanuel: 7:42am On Oct 05, 2020
Toks2008:
Dear men,

Don't ever think you can win a lady's heart by giving her money, or buying her gifts or taking her on expensive trips cos a woman's heart is very intrinsic and she can give it to any man she desires even if she does not get a dime from the man and trust me on this, if a lady truly wants you, she will need no monetary influence to be with you.

Men must also understand that except there is an established relationship between them and a lady or an agreement with a lady before they spend on her, she is not obliged to give anything in return regardless of how big you spend on her.... You made that choice.

So what is the point?

if you must give a lady money, please don't try to impress but give her only what you can afford and not the type of money that will drive you crazy if you get nothing back in return because ''MOST'' ladies are naturally wired to appreciate a monetary gift from a man not according to what a man can afford or the level of the sacrifice he makes but rather they compare what you give them with what another man can give or worse still what their friends get from their men.

Simply put... MOST ladies will see a gift of 75k from a guy who has only 150k in savings as nothing when they get 1M from a billionaire not minding the fact that the former sacrificed 50% of his life savings whilst the latter probably gave 0.00001% of his monetary worth.

This is why during a heated argument when a man tries to remind a lady of the financial sacrifices he made for her, she usually responds by saying "what have you done that another man can't do" or worse still "how much did you give me compared to what men are giving their women out there"

So guys please, no go dey do pass yourself..

God Bless You for Creating this Thread Sir.
Crime / Re: Cameroonian Woman Kills Her 2 Children, Prepares Meal With Their Bodies (Graphic by nnemekaemmanuel: 9:57pm On Sep 24, 2020
identitylenz:
Jesus Christ shocked


Things dey happen o

Dz is so disheartening and wickedness from the pit of hell
Damn
So hmmable embarassed

anyways I sell creams too legitimate to make your skin look vibrant and outstandingly good (non bleaching)... purely organic
Hmu via my signature
Rip to the deceased.
Im dark but if your cream would make my colour look like that of davido's dark then I'm interested bros. smiley smiley
TV/Movies / Re: 20 Common Comments & Phrases Used In Nigerian Movies by nnemekaemmanuel: 4:07pm On Jul 03, 2020
Redstorm:
1. HOW DARE YOU?
When a character does or says something daring that another character considers nasty or disrespectful.

2. I CAN EXPLAIN.
When a character’s misdeed is exposed or when they are caught red-handed engaged in an unacceptable act.

3. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Same as in the case of I CAN EXPLAIN

4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED YOU?
Usually when an older character attempts to caution a younger one about what they (the younger one) are about to do or over what they have done wrong.

5. GOD FORBID!
Chanted as a way of rejecting a bad wish or perceived bad wish against one.

6. OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Same as in the case of GOD FORBID.

7. THUNDER FIRE YOU!
An insulting phrase, invoking a lightning strike, yelled at a character in anger.

8. YOU ARE A FOOL.
When a character does something foolish or is not smart enough.

9. I DON’T BLAME YOU.
A sarcastic way of showing anger when one has been offended.

10. IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.
Same as in the case of I DON’T BLAME YOU.

11. BY THE TIME I’M THROUGH WITH YOU...
Used as a threat by one character against another in a strong manner.

12. HOLY GHOST FIRE!
A phrase chanted by a Christian character to counteract an enemy’s action.

13. WONDERS SHALL NEVER END.
When something incredible happens.

14. SEE ME SEE TROUBLE
Comment made by a character when they are being accused wrongly or when someone is trying to make trouble with them.

15. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
A question posed usually by an arrogant character to another character they consider less important.

16. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Used to challenge an arrogant character or a perceived pompous character.

17. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WARNED YOU... ? or HAVE I NOT WARNED YOU...
Used to show disapproval against a character who has carried out an action despite repeated warnings.

18. YOU ARE A WITCH.
An insult thrown at a detested female character.

19. YOU SLAPPED ME?
Posed by a character who has been slapped when they least expect it.

20. WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT THE MORNING (OR AFTERNOON OR EVENING)?
An angry way of replying someone who has just greeted one


The first one killed me grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Crime / Re: Corper Gang-Raped In Akwa Ibom State by nnemekaemmanuel: 11:08am On Jun 10, 2020
Lol rape everywhere

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