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Gudluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan-the HUMBLE PRINCE of Nigerian Democracy.

evegran:
It is sunday, go to church!

Remove thy sight from my bosoms.

it's already glued even though i will go to church

honestly it reminds me of David and BETHSHEBA

evegran:
Aww! Thanks darling!

u gat my favourite on ur chest!

Attention seeker! Just ask yourself when last you heard from George Bush the immediate past USA president or even John Attah Mills of Ghana

Abduletudaye:
Morning guys. Right now am in Lekki and awaiting to be interview by the CEO of this coy. While waiting for several minutes to be intervied, I actually took time to study the applicants around me hence this topic. I hope this correlates but here are my findings..

1. The Two Jolly Friends: Alright, here's a typical example of me and my friend. We went together for this interview and since we knew each other outside this room, we kept on gisting about how the job is gonna be, how ugly this girl was and so on.

2. The Mute One: I'm sure most people would agree with me when I say that there must be this one person who refuses to utter a single word while waiting to be called for an interview. He/She keeps quiet unless, they are called upon or asked a question.

3. The Noise Makers: These ones are found always. They will make noise no matter the situation. Talking about stuff that's important and the ones which are not important. Funny enough, the noise makers actually end up being the cute ladies and guys. Don't really know why. But presently, that is what I have noticed.

4. The Over Sabi: Yes! This ones eh.. Ok sha. This type of applicants will just be asking questions like Soyinka. The very minute they flop, they will just wanna enter the ground. I have seen typical examples this morning. After a staff gave us (applicants) a salient briefing, someone still rose his/her hand to ask a question which already had an answer in the staffs briefing.

5. The Enigma: Hehehehe... I'm not being biased ooo but this particular one here refers to me. You see, I prefer doing 20% of everything . When its time to talk, I talk. When its time to STFU, I do exactly that and when its time to flirt , I do that aswelll.

So this are the 5 types of applicants you find in a waiting room to be interviewed..

Wish me luck oo..

Have a nice day..

...thank God I'm in France where all these are junks.

Fellow French, did you notice harmatan in your area?

crystalflakes:
people like you will not only kneel down and cry,you'll even go ahead and call all her family members to beg her. Stop pretending joor

you know wat? For my tears to rolled out it must pass through an over heated iron....and you know what that means!

In France we don't beg not to talk of kneeling:




our president told us we pay their dowry

NgeneUkwenu:
Cry me a river! 16>19 7>19 5>17 and 5>26

Work it out before you quote me Next!

C'mon you can do much better than this, try harder. Unless reality proves me otherwise

NgeneUkwenu:
Amaechi is on point!

I am Strongly For Rig and Roast!

Jonathan and shepopo must be swept away next year! Nigeria must rise again.

on issue such as this one expects you to be reasonable in your comment as many Nigerians are reading it. I want to ask you to tell me how many elections conducted under President Gudluck were rigged? What makes you think that this could be rigged?
Now look at you applauding a comment made by a sitting Governor whom we all know emerged the winner through the same process he is condemning just because of a clash of their selfish interest. Ok how will he feel if the Riverians resort to the same civil disobedience he is agitating for come 2015 as a result of the process through which he came in?
I know you are saying this in defense of your APC principal but the truth remain the 85% of APC members now were once PDP members and why they left was because they couldn't actualize their selfish desire with the later so the former becomes an option

FlirtyKaren:
Now we know Tonto is sooo rich and getting it! Last night she stuffed this N500,000 cash gift pictured above into her stylist's car as a huge surprise. Swanky saw it this morning, couldn't contain his excitement and had to share the good news on IG. Read what he posted after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/11/wow-tonto-dikeh-surprises-her-stylist.html

wetooo na so ur service cost reach or she is on period?
I head she left lipstick inside ur car?

kennygee:
Start by taking a flight.

FLIGHT and SPIRIT? They don't have connection here in France

kennygee:
We are in the spirit.

please can yhu lead me to the spirit too because i don't know the road right from here in France?

Chiefpriest1:
There are basically three kinds of cheats, the serial cheat, the occasional cheat and those who stray once in a while. More than 95per cent of nigerian husbands would fall into this category at a point in their life.

Your decision would be informed by the category he falls, but I want to believe he just strayed since this is the first time you ve 'caught' him.

Matters like this require patience. Some kids who have never had a relationship talk more of getting married will soon be here to advice you to divorce your husband. Fact is that most men cheat and many of those who are not cheating probably havent had the chance.

Depending on the kind of man you married (you know him better than everyone here), I guess what you should do is to have a heart to heart talk with him. Dont be confrontational.

Ask him if hes willing to swap his happy family with whatever pleasure he's getting outside.

Appeal to his emotions without being judgmental. The intention is to break him, make him 'confess' , apologise and promise that it wont happen again.

If he does this, forgive him and try forgetting, though it might be difficult. If you see him as your last bus stop, you ll do everything to make the marriage work.

I am not advising you to start asking yourself unnecessary questions, but you might need to check if you haven't shifted attention from your husband to your children.

Women tend to do that alot, forgetting that they met the man first before the kids started coming(marriage counsellors know this).

Whatever it is, dont hate him, dont get violent. Dont let the devil take charge. He ll come around and things Will be normal again.

... Pls where can i see a one million LIKE button?

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Mucokey:
My brother , with the way other perpetrators had been brought to justice under this administration I now boldly ask you: re you now God?

is this a question?

Yes we will bring them to justice!

Thank God I'm a pagan!

Dear Money, pls we the Igbos have constantly asserted that we love you while many other tribes have denied their love for you.
Please as we love you please love us back and turn your back to those who hate you. Locate us with your clothes of different Colours- pounds, dollars, Nairas, etc as we revere and appreciates you in Jesus name-amen!

Can i hears you say amen?

I thought he is the Kanu we all know!

Truth24:
Tank God say another person dey observe am...... I go refresh and refresh front page expecting to see am new interesting topics but for where... After like 15hrs or more, u go see one or two thrash threads on FP..... Sickening

..today's own is worse. The forum is filled with yesterday's topics few rubbish were just added to it today

I have constantly noticed that it take more than 20hrs for the moderators to lift topics to the front page and whenever they do, half of the topic lifted are never interesting topics. It's either that Darele or whatever shows off his high heel shoes or that wizkid is ranting or picture of any celebrity with his/her spouse.




Please topics should be moved to front pages in an interval of 2hrs or less so that we can accommodate so many interesting stories struggling to get attention from the background!



Seun Osewa please do the needful!!!

aisha2:
Oh yes na there i dey pray speak in tongues join self" oh God oh God, chai God wayo Allah"

....could this be Aisha the daughter to imam of the mosque near my friend's house?

omicron:
Sex with yous spouse is not a sin and should not come between u and ur faith.

Pray for your sex to be blessed before, after the sex, thank the Lord for a successful sex and ask that the sex may achieve its desired intentions, if not immediate.

Give praises all the time for the wonderful gift of sex.

...how the prayer point would look like baffles me

EfemenaXY:
What ignorance?

whether it should be before or after sex comes prayer

EfemenaXY:
What an uptight thread.

This should suit those with a timetable for that sinful, dirty, thing called sex - abi?

@op: get married first. Then come back and ask us.

Smh.

must i carry this ignorance to marriage?

okirewaju:
Sex in marriage is not a sin, it is ordained by God and hence there is no need for time table.

After prayer- before prayers does not matter!

...just consider the mindset! Even Adam was shy standing Naked before God who created his unclothedness

Cutehector4u:
are u married?

about to. But why do you ask?

Sex is among the many reasons for marriage and never a sin before God if married. As it is always said of a Christian (muslims inclusive) to start/end his/her day with a prayer, which comes first either in the night or morning SEX or PRAYER? Rather do you say your night or morning prayer after or before sex. Lets here your opinion

May the devil truncate your life the way Buhari and co truncated civil government in Nigeria- can i hear you say amen?

wisepluto:
Its actually not easy ruling Nigeria. From all indications, Pres.Jonathan is tired and completely short of tangible ideas to move Nigeria forward.
He's simply answering to the call of hungry Asari Dokubo, in contesting in the next elections.

If i were him, I'd consider handling over to Gen. Buhari who can help carry out proper military attacks on the sect (BH).

...see thinking! And the worse is that you are among those who think Gej is clueless.