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PoliteActivist:
So you delete them too. Doesn't take much to delete

Stop oversimplifying people's problems.
If you don't have a solution then just scroll.
Imagine having to delete 200 images and 70 videos everyday.
Don't forget that these images and videos are mixed with your own images which you have to take time to select, so as not to delete relevant images along with the 200 rubbish.

It's not that simple

And just as promised some info! The test was quite an easy one! Written test: reply a customer who is angry and wants to take his frustrations to socal networks

Typing test: is online to test your speed and accuracy! My advice, take the typing test seriously!

Hope this helps someone get something good

Please if you have been to any Jumia test/interview, let us have detailed information about it. Not howmuch they pay per say but how the test itself is structured and any tips that would serve helpful in our pursuit! I too will do thesame tomorrow when I come with the good NEWS.

Please don't insult me cos I know say boys dey vex! But please if you have an idea on how I can scale the test/interview. Plus I have done some research but if there is any extra info I can gather please let me know! And before anything don't ask me what info I have gathered. Any info plus the one I have gotten before is good. (You never know what is important) I just wanna pass this test.

peejay03: U'll be asked to type for 2mins and write an essay which varies. Den u'll wait to know if u passed or nt b4 moving to d interview stage. Guess dis helps.

It helps a lot brov!

HSA sent out text messages to people to come for inter view under the guise of UNICEF! You need to see the scruffy people and useless suits. You guys should be careful these guys are quite bold! As for the HSA people I think they got a taste of the rage they had provoked!

@my peace. Don't get angry yet now! I have borrowed money to go for one scrappy interview at Ogba, all the way from Ajah (if you are familiar with lagos). So you can't blame me for being suspicious when the advert comes like that. So peace please calm down dear hope I get to see you some day sha! Mean while what was that your oil company again?

Please when u guys get employed by this very oil company I would be glad to hear your salary! With all the scam going on in this country, one oil company is recruiting with @yahoo.com LOL not a school or teaching job oh OIL company is doing onyiio@yahoo wonderfull the I.O probably stands for invisible oil! Hehehe. Those of u that sent ur CV is appreciated oh! Engineer, you go wear suit take pound banga for Onyi Papa to take chop starch! Onyi make you sef find work na! Well no one will employ you cos your brain no even fit carry simple copy and paste format. Unless you wan end up poor u better find another work LWKMD! I settle down face u and ur papa! Obviously I no get work. Abeg make I go apply for shell! OnyiIO hehehe I.O hahahahahaha

Well I googled and even found the igbo association in Dallas but no Dallas company except for one phony page dat only one person likes! Was that you? U seem to have a really big company going! I might advice some peole to quit their job in chevron and follow u! People dey find work u wan chop their money! As in u want make them commit suicide? Una heartless sha but God will repay you soon u hear? So dey expect Bank alert!

Pls what is dallascompany@yahoo.com? I am not judging but it sounds like a yahoo-boy-apprentice kinda name. You know we gotta be careful so please can you tell us a lil more about Dallas Company?

snadguy007: Maybe you shld check a dictionary, it will explain better

Obviously u don't use ur dictionary if not u will know gatecrash is not there! My guy help or don't help don't come here and be playing smart! If u are so wise how come u are looking for a job? Use ur wisdom to create one or look for one don't express ur retarded nature here *uncooked people* before u check ur dictionary, uncooked people is not there MUGU!
Gate crash my friend is when u go for a test or interview u weren't invited for. As in you just go hoping that dey will allow u in and sometimes they do *full stop*

billante: What address again Didn't u see d location I wrote?

If it is a number to call to knw if d vacancies are still available try dis num:08037827328

You must be feelling very special because u found a vacancy on the road and had the good heart to paste it here! But for the future just note that whatever blessings woulda come wif this act has been lost as a result of your god damned rude way of helping! Contact please he added phone number and you are insulting him because u wan help am. Mtcheewwww! If you no wan post no post but when u do please do it with humility and mutual respect!whatever job u have today, u are not satisfied so don't act the boss aight?

I nearly go borrow money take go sef! hahaha its at times like this that I fall in love with nairaland over again

topaz321: That's wale tinubu' s number..you ave been invited by Oando Plc...its an oil and gas company. Don't miss this chance o. Odeh

I Don't think wale tinubu (MD&CEO) can stoop so low that his no will be
used to send IV text to applicants. We don't have to be too rash in our response.

Topaz321 you sef na graduate oh! Choi! The person who said its Wale Tinugu's Number was only being sacarstic now! You now take it literally and start to explain why its not his number! Chai!

Seconded!

Meanin your topic is faulty! Take the correction and move on don't be an egotistic prik (I said don't be!). You have gotten the text so are they still recruiting? My guy use dat big stuff between your ears! *saying this really nicely*

I submitted mine inside the bank in Marina! No message yet but am patiently waiting. I know it would come though. Please what do I need to read for this test?

Nobleehis@yahoo.com
God bless you my broda you will be one of us that get the job

achmed1: Now lets see here. I have applied
for this programme and currently preparing for the numeric and verbal tests.

In this regard I have employed the services of test prep sites,both local and foreign, to prep for the tests.

Now, to help others who need prep materials (SHL styled questions and answers) , I will be giving a few lucky nairalanders a couple of the test materials (Which I got for 15.8 GB pounds).

ALL I need is your Email ADDRESS AND A THANK YOU REPLY.

I will be sending it to just four nairalanders (The less the number of people who pass the tests the better for us lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed)

I need replies between now and tomorrow. Grab your copy while offer lasts.

Hey peeps ooooo! There is a reply some of us are looking for "can we still apply?" Please what's the 411?