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mikedimeji: Good evening every, pls is proxy collection of call up letter allowed?

highmey: ^^^ This got cracked [Hahahahaha] ...

Holla @Everyone...

mikedimeji: Well said, u know i actually point an indicator toward this same thing u are talking about but I don't just want to dwell on it much that was why I leave matter for Mathias. But truth be told it shouldn't be capital G as a matter of fact.

sugarkemi: Am kemi by name,graduate of unilorin chemistry educatn dept nd awaiting batch b corper.Am apy to b here bt honestly am nt encourage wth dis fighting here nd dere

rationalmind: 1st Peter 3:7
Husbands, likewise, dwell with them with understanding, giving honor to the wife, as to the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life, that your prayers may not be hindered

Estyfloxy: Will you be ready when the Lord shall come?? A question for you & I.. On the last day, only true believers would be raptured

Estyfloxy: Good Morning to all! Even as its 2 weeks to orientatn prog! May the Lord God bless us real good! But haba i must confess, there are other topics that can bring fun to this house apart from dirty talks....mtschewww

rationalmind: Hehehe, you like fight no be small. You couldn't just refrain from throwing those swipes. I can see the anger in your eyes as you're reading this. Perhaps, you're making up your mind not to reply just like Eni

Okay, I said you weren't intelligent, sorry about that.

I called you an hypocrite, sorry

I implied school didn't pass through you, sorry

I come across to you as insultive, sorry.

Sorry about everything.

Hope you now can smile and hit the reply button

vict505: Guys how are we preparing August 5th is here. I also got a job in Lagos and I can't quit my job cos of service. What do u advice ? I am in Lagos and I got a job with a bank.

Samguine: I wasn't talking about allowance bro . Salary is different from allowance .

And again, there is a difference between 'I will serve in Lagos' and 'I want to serve in Lagos'
Quote me where I said I will serve in Lagos

Samguine: Lagos allowance is JUST 10k.

Samguine: If I make stream 2, at least I go collect August salary before camp . (That is if Lagos works out anyways)

Meeky: with d frown on ya face u wilk get older than 30 years oh and nysc might finally issue u letter of ................for dos above 30years oh

zerray: i pity for people that will serve in lag
stream 2,no allowance,most will teach
because the space would hv be filled up in companies where signorolamy i hv gist for you

sokarsenal: . Or OSUN camp...in Nigeria whatever rumuor you have no matter how 'silly' it sounds should NEVER be discarded

sokarsenal: . why should they think twice? Lagos is 2streams......and osun is just 4 weeks after the august 5th stream starts.....so what's wrong in that?

yokiti: Schools management dont really go on holidays. If that happens you will be well taken care of ( your registration and the month's of August clearance for September's ALLAWEE) by your Zonal or Local inspector.
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You will be given at least 2 (two weeks) break from Thursday28th August in all your PPA but those that will be in hospital might not get theirs immediately if they have rigid ogas. This will prepare you to go home so that you can go and carry ALL THOSE BIG LUGGAGES you left at home in preparation for the remaining 11 months of national service.
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If you decide to stay behind, local government corpers lodges, NCCF, NACC and MCAN lodges will accomodate you for the period your will fully settled down at your PPA lodges if they have one.
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Important Notice: NCCF; NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN CORPERS FELLOWSHIP (though we have other sorpers fellowship like Deeper Life Corpers fellowship DLCF, winners WCF, Redeemed RCCF but they are not recognized by NYSC as it is done in all government institutions i.e Catholic, Protestant and Muslim ) NACC (NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF CATHOLIC CORPERS) and MCAN (MUSLIM CORPERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA) of your prospective state chapters, Zonal and even "capable" local government level chapters WILL FEED YOU FOR 3 DAYS starting from TUesday 26th - Thursday 28th August when you are expected to have been through with registration. After this, you can proceed on your 2 weeks official leave.
For NCCF, the following friday will be for set state baptismal Rural rugged evangelism (it is way of caring for others in the love of Christ Jesus. Though it will be fun, it is not for the jamboree and spiritually unprepared).
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This will afford you the opportunity of seeing poverty and underdevelopment as a national characteristics of all states in Nigeria (forget Nigeria's political leaders statement about allocating the resources JUDICIOUSLY). You will thank God and goodness once again for the education you have acquired and appreciate those that sponsored you and your stars for not wasting that opportunity. Please make it a day with fellow Jesus corpers and show fellow citizens that they are not forgotten.

sokarsenal: . I saw it and I was like wow......maybe that's what that girls mother who is an nysc cook heard and people were saying she was totally wrong

Samguine: It's just a month...no biggie

Samguine: Abeg which one I dey hear from NYSC again o? Lagos corpers will have their camping in September?

nobletay: God forbid bad thing o. I got dis from NYSC site now,

SOME CHANGES IN THE 2014 BATCH 'B'
ORIENTATION COURSE
The NYSC Management has made a decision
regarding 2014 Batch 'B' orientation exercise as
follows:-
1. THAT PROSPECTIVE CORPS MEMBERS DEPLOYED
TO SOME STATES WILL GO FOR STREAM II AS
BELOW
i. Duration:- 3 weeks
ii. Commencement:- Monday 1st September, 2014.
iii. Registration:- Monday 1st to Tuesday 2nd
September, 2014
iv. Swearing-in Ceremony:- Wednesday 3rd
September, 2014
v. Closing Ceremony:- Monday 22nd September,
2014
2. THAT BELOW ARE THE AFFECTED STATES AND
ORIENTATION EXERCISE VENUES
S/NO STATE VENUE
1 ADAMAWA. NIGER NYSC CAMP
2 BAUCHI. PLATEAU NYSC CAMP
3 BORNO. NASARAWA NYSC CAMP
4 GOMBE BENUE NYSC CAMP
5 JIGAWA KADUNA NYSC CAMP
6 OSUN OSUN NYSC CAMP
7 YOBE FCT NYSC CAMP
8 LAGOS LAGOS NYSC CAMP

REDBUNNY: Ibibio-Emesiere. Hausa- Ina kwa na. Igbo-Ututu oma. Yoruba-Ekaro. English-Goodmorning. Hope y'all had a lovely night rest?

luvlycutebay: Don't wait for anyone, make them wait for you.
Good mrng house.
Do ve a stressfree day.

inansslik: mrnin bro..... hw e dey b 4 ur side na aspa prep?

buksich: Gud mrnin nobletay. Amen 2ur prayer

Kceee: ***Three weeks in NYSC Orientation Camp***
He had never seen a large collection of ladies in shorts and plain T-shirts.
As they jogged to the early morning beat, their oscillating breasts blow his mind, As they made friends in his platoon, his sex urge surged.
Three weeks of orientation would give him a re-orientation.
She had never had so many male friends around her, all at once.
As they jogged to the early morning beat, their six-packed chests bounced along.
Soon, numbers were exchanged and fantasies began.
Three week of orientation would give her a re-orientation.
In three weeks, many women might forget they are married.
In three weeks, many believers may have sex on open fields. In three weeks, many virgins may cross the red lines. In three weeks, many could exchange their soul for a good PPA.
As the NYSC orientation camp opens nationwide come August 5th, the battle for purity is top on the agenda.
How would it be at the end?
How many would come back victorious?
You shall overcome!

noordean: u sabi am before??

noordean: u sabi am before??