Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: (2020) Femininity. by nobodii: 12:07pm On Nov 09, 2020 |
miracood: must u quote the whole write-up?  i bin wan talk, but you've said my mind |
Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: A New Year, A New Chapter. by nobodii: 7:26am On Jan 07, 2020*. Modified: 8:57am On Jan 08, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: A New Year, A New Chapter. by nobodii: 5:34pm On Jan 06, 2020*. Modified: 8:56am On Jan 08, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Is This Humanly Possible? by nobodii: 7:47pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
MrCork: ..ok so u of those mr nice guys who talk to women but don't wanna link up..Correct?.  technically I Only Collect Numbers Of Girls Am Interested In ... I Cant Be Interested In tons of girls I See and Speak To Daily And Collect all Of Their Numbers .... In A Nut shell Na Them De Rush Me And Me I Come de Choose jejely LOL |
Romance › Re: Is This Humanly Possible? by nobodii: 3:26pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
MrCork:
Naturaly we men are the hunter. Females the haunted(fact). So is it humanly possible to talk to a female without asking for her nomba? Because women seem to trick us to ask for there nomba.. and then say *fuk no*.
..please advice? 
i have spoken to lot of girls without asking for their numbers. how i do my things, i dont ask girls for their number when i an not interested in them i have lots of female friends but i dont have all their numbers, tho at the end of some certain convo, they will be the one to ask me of my number when they see i dont give a single fvck about collecting their numbers  |
Romance › Re: He Got My Sis Pregnant, Rejected It, Now He Wants The Child 16 Years After PT 2 by nobodii: 3:08pm On Dec 30, 2019 |
Lalasticlala see part 2 of tha nigeria film in case u missed it |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by nobodii: 1:24am On Nov 13, 2019 |
Culin: Mine happened earlier this year when I was serving in Gombe. I lived in a compound with only two neighbours at the time, my flatmate and another man who occupied one of the other flats.
As a late sleeper most times I stay awake till 1 or 2am pressing phone, it was one of those times I started hearing noises at the back of my room, just beside the window. The sounds were like that of somebody walking to and fro the window area. It would go on for like 20 seconds and stop for a while then continue again.
The thing was, my other neighbour travelled, my flatmate was in her room sleeping peacefully, the fence was high enough with barbed wires that no one could have jumped in without me hearing a sound, the gate was also locked since 8pm so no one could have sneaked in, so I knew it wasn't a person. Plus what would my anyone be looking for outside my window by 3am.
I started panicking when the movements started sounding more like angry footsteps and even knocks on the window.
I almost died from fear, I was paralysed on my bed, the worst thing was, that day I did not lock my room door. First I thought it was a robber but more than an hour and no robbery. Next thing my mind just went to someone I knew that died around that time, my mind just said it was the ghost roaming my backyard.
Because my curtains were so light that anybody outside could look in and see my phone's sceen light, I locked the phone for a while, then later I took courage and lifted my blankets to cover my whole head, carried my phone to dial my flatmate Aisha, I was hoping if she sees the call she'll just come to my room and knock, but it said number switched off, my spirit just collapsed. Then I dialed my sister, she didn't pick. I started praying and crying, begging God for forgiveness. I was even talking to the ghost in my mind, I said "abeg no be me kill you o, so please leave me alone, me and you no get any business together, so I command you to leave me in the name of Jesus" bla bla.
By this time I'd already dropped tons of messages on whatsapp for my loved ones,..incase anything happened.
This thing went on for about an hr, so around 4am it became like that of someone running. I couldn't bear it again, so I rolled of my bed, started crawling on the floor towards the door. My stomach was on the floor, like that drill we did in camp that we had to crawl under some barbed wires. I crawled till I got to the door, dragged myself out to the parlour and started crawling again towards my flatmate's room. Usually we left our room doors open cos it was bloody hot and our light had problem for weeks. So I gently pushed the door, it didn't open. Pushed it harder again, locked.
It was at that moment I started speaking in tongues, i just laid hopelessly on the floor crying silently. Battery low sef, it was like I was in a horror movie. I crawled back to my room without making a sound because there were no curtain in the parlour sef so anything outside could spot me.
Around 5am when I started hearing prayers from the mosque opposite my house, I made up my mind to confront whatever it was and end the torture, atleast by that time If I screamed people going for morning prayers would hear me. Also my flatmate would be awake in few mins to prepare for work. So I carried my big rechargeable torch and went towards the window. I tried to look without the light first, didn't see nothing. I Put on the torch and then I saw them! Two biiiiiig bush rats that were eating away my broken sewage pipe.
�� hei God. Later that morning I uploaded it on my status and people were laughing, I laughed too o, but only me knew how I felt those few hours.  longest time |
Phones › Re: Urgent Help My Tecno Issues by nobodii(op): 8:48am On Nov 25, 2017 |
hebex12: All this people sef....just try do factory reset on your phone but mind u gonna loose all info on that phone....it gonna correct the error and if it doesn't that shows we still had to talk....just check status i have restore my phone more than 10 times to no avail |
Phones › Re: Urgent Help My Tecno Issues by nobodii(op): 6:33pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
CarlcareOpebi:
Hello @nobodii Remove your memory card, restart & check for changes. hello thanks but i dont use memory card all my stuff are in internal memory |
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by nobodii: 6:32pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
tafat: May be your SD card is damaged, u myt need to format your phone o thanks for your reply but i dont use memory card they are all in internal memory |
Phones › Urgent Help My Tecno Issues by nobodii(op): 3:39pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
pls someone should help me my tecno p5 plus just had an issue my pictures do not display in gallery my videos do no display in videos and ny music do not display in music as usual..... when i delete anything in my file manager it will then show me file manager has stopped working i cant upload any pics cause it shows that i have no pics while I have in ny file manager pls help what can i do |
Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by nobodii: 3:32pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
pls someone should help me my tecno p5 plus just had an issue my pictures do not display in gallery my videos do no display in videos and ny music do not display in music as usual..... when i delete anything in my file manager it will then show me file manager has stopped working pls help what can i do |
Phones › Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by nobodii: 3:32pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
pls someone should help me my tecno p5 plus just had an issue my pictures do not display in gallery my videos do no display in videos and ny music do not display in music as usual..... when i delete anything in my file manager it will then show me file manager has stopped working pls help what can i do |
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Romance › Re: Mad Man And Woman Madly In Love. by nobodii: 11:02pm On May 09, 2017 |
Cant imagine even mad man and woman falling in love and am here still searching  |
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Investment › Re: Cool Cash Making During Recession by nobodii: 3:29pm On Mar 12, 2017 |
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Investment › Wtf by nobodii(op): 3:44pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
Dominique why did you delete my post na? |
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Travel › Re: Flight Tickets Jump By 40% As JET-A1 Now Sells For N240/l by nobodii: 3:45pm On Dec 29, 2016 |
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Nairaland General › Re: First Sign Of MMM Crash by nobodii: 2:18am On Dec 13, 2016 |
Culin: guy it's not funny o..my 120k dey dia..i no fut shout o any way i like hard working babes  |
Nairaland General › Re: First Sign Of MMM Crash by nobodii: 2:15am On Dec 13, 2016 |
Culin: guy it's not funny o..my 120k dey dia..i no fut shout o  what that gave me heart attack in my leg |