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Christianity Etc › Re: Esther Ajayi Hosts Sanwo-Olu Ahead Of Dedication Of Lagos Cathedral (Photos) by NOC1(m): 10:39am On Aug 11, 2021
Pointius Olu must point, he doubled it today with both left and right.

Religion and politics rice and stew, ones a politician is at peace with religious organizations know that he is in control of the electorate.
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Arrives In Paris To Complete PSG Transfer (Photos, Video) by NOC1(m): 3:30pm On Aug 10, 2021
Welcome the real goat.

Haters asked you to change club, now you have changed, they are now asking why going to PSG and not coming to England, they are now saying you went to PSG where you will be netting hat-trick on every single match. They have called PSG farmers club.

If you do it in PSG they will say is because of Mbape and Nyemar, but just do it. You are not penaldo you are Messi be merciful unto them.
Business › Re: Lagos State Govt Directs ASPAMDA Caretakers To Conduct Election In 60-90 Days by NOC1(m):
DOTian:
What is the business of Lagos State government with the non governmental leadership within the markets? These are non governmental organizations for crying out loud! Will the Lagos state government direct the Lagos branch of the Nigerian Bar Association to conduct elections within 60 days because they organization is having some internal wranglings? Why is the Lagos State government since the coming of Tinubu so desperate to dictate to Igbo traders? Why is he not ordering the cow traders to conduct elections quickly too?
When it happen come ask this question.

They are inside Lagos anything that can lead to insecurity in a state attracts the Governor of that state.

Out of this guys foolishness they are about to make a mistake that will allow stateGovernment into that market, let them resolve this as soon as possible. State government have been looking for an opportunity to step into that market.
Pets › Re: We Loved Our Dogs So Much We Forked Out £36K To Have Them Cloned(Pix) by NOC1(m): 5:01pm On Aug 09, 2021
Very soon humans will be cloned
Romance › Re: We Had Sex 2 Months Ago And She Is 3 Months Pregnant Now by NOC1(m):
BlakKluKluxKlan:
Danny, you only need to take her with you for a scan but any reading of 3 months below proves you impregnated her.
For one thing, if her claim of not having sex for six years before yours is true, which is not impossible, she must've become highly fertile for it to happen first time. The ovulation period in relation to when you had sex is another factor.
Moreover, the funny thing about pregnancy is it is said that if you have sex with a woman today and the she misses her period in the next few days, she is already a month pregnant. Going by this fact, I would say congratulations to you as a potential father.
I would wait to read from the guru's opinion on this though.
You are right. my friend had same issues and that affected his relationship till date. The lab results suggested that the lady was 3months gone instead of 2 and the dude capitalized on that claiming he is not responsible and gave the lady so much drama. After child bath the went for DNA and it was his child
Christianity Etc › Re: Woman Wears Wedding Dress To Dunamis Church To Get Marital Breakthrough (Photo) by NOC1(m): 7:26am On Aug 03, 2021
It is called faith but my Bible said faith without work is dead. The work in this context are her characters. Will it make a man run or stay?
Crime › Re: Abuja Motorists Rescue Man Kidnapped While Peeing by NOC1(m): 7:04am On Jul 31, 2021
This is scary. God bless the brave men who God used for his rescue
Politics › Re: Buhari Meet British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, Discuss Insecurity In Nigeria by NOC1(m): 3:57pm On Jul 30, 2021
IvarDboneless:
Taaaa!! Onye wu nwanne gi...osu ga iwu. May your family be like thepresent state of Nigeria. Isee
Lekwa alika, zuzu pu
Politics › Re: Buhari Meet British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, Discuss Insecurity In Nigeria by NOC1(m): 1:08pm On Jul 30, 2021
IvarDboneless:
Stop trying hard to prove you are igbo....you are not..aboki ka iwu..anumanu
I am not a tribalistic bigot like you, I have moved out of my confined zone to meet with people of diverse culture and religions, I am not a xenophobic toxic human like you. You cry over racism but your heart is full of evil against people of other regions.

Nwanne awum Nwa afo, ezigbote Onye igbo. The only difference between I and you is exposure that gave birth to tolerance.

What is the different between you and an average uneducated Hausa man? Onwediii

Ozu di ka gi.
Politics › Re: Buhari Meet British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, Discuss Insecurity In Nigeria by NOC1(m): 12:08pm On Jul 30, 2021
Davinity:
Oga your president is a dumb clown entertaining the British Prime Minister because he cannot possibly have an intelligent conversation with anyone... You can go hang yourself if that hurts... Anu mpama
Ahhahaha, like I said earlier he is not as dumb like your Dad, in his dumbness he has had the opportunity to entertain the British PM, now who has your dad used his dumbness to entertain?

I am not in anyway asking you to commit suicide, I am only using your words to advise you so that you can’t carry your poor upbringing to an open society. Your choice of words are so lame and more of insults than criticism. If it is possible I want to cure your madness. Nkita ara
Politics › Re: Buhari Meet British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, Discuss Insecurity In Nigeria by NOC1(m): 11:39am On Jul 30, 2021
Davinity:
My Dad though not a president but cannot be as dumb and clownish as your president and as peasant as your father... You can engage me privately if you want.
Empty vessel makes the most noise, you’ve not still outgrown those your kindergarten sand throwing. I won’t descend to your level to talk about what is been owned by my father, I am only interested on what I have achieved on my own. Ishi azu!
Politics › Re: Buhari Meet British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, Discuss Insecurity In Nigeria by NOC1(m): 11:35am On Jul 30, 2021
Donaluta:
Why would you call his dad.. is buhari your father... Foolish tadpole
Hahahahaha, is he not old enough to be your father, ewu Zambia.
Is his dad your dad? Dumb brute pupa
Politics › Re: Buhari Meet British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson, Discuss Insecurity In Nigeria by NOC1(m): 10:35am On Jul 30, 2021
Davinity:
See the excitement on the PM's face listening to a clown

Man is entertained grin grin
Well, is not easy to entertain a Prime minister of a country hope your clownish dad will have the opportunity to entertain his village head.
Politics › Re: Ijelespeaks Arrives Supreme Court No Breathing Space For Nnamdi Kanu - VIDEO by NOC1(m): 10:57am On Jul 26, 2021
heniford2:
to kill this guy is more easy than rat it self i just pity his family
Are you an assassin? People just open mouth to talk anyhow
Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha: Iyabo Ojo, Princess, Others In Court As Sitting Resumes by NOC1(m): 10:55am On Jul 26, 2021
Today everywhere na court case. Let those who deserve punishment get it, let those who deserve pardon get it
Celebrities › Re: Singer Flexb Beaten Badly For Throwing A Mic On The Ground by NOC1(m): 11:06pm On Jul 24, 2021
atilla:
Wawuuu such a crazy story.
Uncle will u ever do it again?
Meanwhile
"As a celebrity artist."
"Normal for every artist" to throway mike? are you normal like this?
I laughed at the statement, people feeling like burnaboy, Davido and wizkid.

Probably the tempo was low as he was performing, they fats cut him off before customers vex begin go
Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Launch Africa's First Court Recording System by NOC1(m): 6:27pm On Jul 24, 2021
What is the work of malami?

We barely hear controversial news from the VPs desk.
Business › Re: I Have Fired Hadiza Bala Usman – President Buhari by NOC1(m): 11:51am On Jul 22, 2021
Hadiza issue big pass El-rufai.

Imagine catching a muslim in a party with spirit, walahi nobody go beg on your behalf.

Will it affect Amaechi time will tell.
Romance › Re: Kanye West Break Down In Tears As He Compares Life With Kim Kardashian To Prison by NOC1(m): 7:32am On Jul 20, 2021
He should let the sleeping dog rest, he has escaped the so called prison why is he coming up with such a song. He should think about the kids first.
Politics › Re: Abaribe: ‘I Invoked Order 73 To Expose PDP, APC Senators’ by NOC1(m): 11:57am On Jul 18, 2021
I said to someone that Stella Oduah defense is stupid and blatant lie, with what I read now I am happy to see that what I had in my mind was what played out.

I respect those that voted no than the likes of Oduah, Okorocha, Ekweremadu etc that absconded.
Politics › Re: FG To Take Possession Of Looted Benin Bronze When Returned From Germany by NOC1(m): 9:51pm On Jul 17, 2021
lipsrsealed lol, they played Obaseki Oba asked FG to do this. Obaseki should not allow this kinda things make mess of him. He should be careful.

The Anenih’s, Omorogbe’s and other royal houses are not friends to the Obaseki’s so he should watch his back
Foreign Affairs › Re: Death Toll In German Floods Rises To 81 (Video) by NOC1(m): 8:57am On Jul 16, 2021
This is scary, I thought the Bible said this world won’t be destroyed by flood again.

Climate change is real, to my brothers who don’t believe in it like my gee Trump, I think they should reconsider.
Politics › Re: Kanu’s Rearrest: Nigeria, Kenya Didn’t Violate IPOB Leader’s Human Rights – IHRC by NOC1(m): 12:00pm On Jul 15, 2021
Fahdiga:
Kenya has committed an abominable act that has portrayed their country as a banana republic
If you understand international politics you won’t say this, every necessary I and t was doted and crossed before his arrest.

Will they betray a country (ally) because of one person?

They have calculated what to gain and lose before taking the action.

For those of you thinking that recognized international bodies will speak up, I am sorry for you. They will play deaf ear to it.
Travel › Re: Enugu-Onitsha Expressway Blocked As Task Force Kills Trailer Driver In Nkpor by NOC1(m): 1:19pm On Jul 13, 2021
Ournolly:
This is false.
Ikwu ugwo ani for dropping loads on the ground is not true, however, load carriers in any forms are tasked.

No one will fine you for crossing drainages but trying to ignore pedestrian bridge and cross the main roads attract fines.

You guys should desist from posting trash online.
Last month I went to Onitsha on a Saturday morning when I was coming back to Lagos, I dropped my load to cross road and work towards GUO park two men, mind you not boys came to me and asked me to pay, I refused. they told me my money is 2000 for dropping the road on their ground. Before I could say jack they have rounded me up and increased the amount to 5,000.

It was after the ugly experience that I told my story in the bus on my way back, and travelers in the bus said yes that is what they do, one even said he had same experience that morning.

That was where they gisted me about the planks I see on the floor to crossover those gutters. They said you pay 50-100 Naira for using it.
Travel › Re: Enugu-Onitsha Expressway Blocked As Task Force Kills Trailer Driver In Nkpor by NOC1(m): 1:09pm On Jul 13, 2021
eduj:
Shut up,which part of Aba will people confront you for ikwu ugwo ? Unless you no sabi anything street guys chop you.
There is nothing like that in Aba
I haven't stayed much better in Anambra but I still haven't heard about anything like that
I am speaking about what happened to me in Onitsha last mont, I had same experience last 2 years when I went to Aba.

Once you drop your goods in the ground they will rush for you to pay ugwo ala.
Travel › Re: Enugu-Onitsha Expressway Blocked As Task Force Kills Trailer Driver In Nkpor by NOC1(m): 10:34am On Jul 13, 2021
When my fellow Easterners talk about touts in Lagos and forget to speak up about how wicked and cruel the touts in Onitsha and Aba are I do say we are not sincere to ourselves, we are hypocrites.

Touts in Lagos have little or nothing against citizens walking on their own, but that of Onitsha and Aba feed on private citizens both ignorant and non ignorant ones.

Do you know you can’t drop your load on the floor in Onitsha or Aba without ikwu ugwo ani ( paying for the ground), try to cross the drainage system with those kpakos laid on the floor and see 3 hefty guys bounce on you.
Celebrities › Re: Veteran Actress, Rita Dominic Celebrates 46th Birthday With Stunning Photos by NOC1(m): 2:27pm On Jul 12, 2021
I can’t stop crushing on this lady.
Sports › Re: U.S Men's Basketball Coach Greg Popovich Reats To 90-87 Loss To Nigeria by NOC1(m): 9:17am On Jul 12, 2021
USA reaction over this result is out of hand, it’s citizen are over reacting were they hoping to make it look like Warri wolves vs Barcelona.

That’s why God, he qualifies the unqualified
Sports › Re: Italian Players Celebrate EURO 2020 Final Win In Dressing Room (Photos) by NOC1(m): 8:13am On Jul 12, 2021
Which kind rough play be that?

That guy guy that took the slide on the equipment table tryooo, him village people just de ring am
Celebrities › Re: Breaking: Sound Sultan Is Dead by NOC1(m): 11:04am On Jul 11, 2021
So sad, My condolence to the family.
Education › Re: “The Suffering Boy Has Graduated”- Man Who Did Menial Jobs To Sponsor His School by NOC1(m): 7:49am On Jul 11, 2021
Ashez:
Dose it mean working for someone means you are a failure?
I did not say that
Education › Re: “The Suffering Boy Has Graduated”- Man Who Did Menial Jobs To Sponsor His School by NOC1(m): 3:11pm On Jul 10, 2021
Congrats, you’re a VIP.
My advise for you is to look forward on been an entrepreneur than working for someone. You’ve molded yourself to withstand turbulence and storms, this is not the hour to relax. Keep your eyes on the goal, remain focus and you will wear the crown.
Congrats

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