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RomanceRe: How I Am Able To Quit Masturbation Addiction Through Nairaland by noCAP(m): 12:59pm On Dec 22, 2021
Kaido:
2 days ago, my neighbour's daughter about 23 years old, came close to my window to wash her clothes and when I opened the curtain, I saw a big booty in a tight mini skirt facing me...grabbed my vaseline and jerked off furiously.

I have to tell my girlfriend about my this awful habit
werey grin
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by noCAP(m): 12:43am On Dec 22, 2021
Abeg who knows how I can get Asus ROG replacement battery
RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Having A High Body Count As A Lady Is Bad by noCAP(m):
100% fact. No sensible man wants a lady that has been been fvcked, re-fvcked and de-fvcked by a large number of guys. You will feel like you lost if you end up with such a lady. The thought of how countless number of guys have fvcked her will always haunt you.
I'm saying this from experience. I once dated a girl with a high body count. At first, I thought it didn't matter, but oh! was I wrong. First off, her oil well was nothing to write home about. Secondly, i didn't feel lucky having her. I actually felt angry with myself for asking her out. Thirdly, she was a chronic cheat. I caught her a few times. Funny enough, she was everything I wanted except for the fact that she was a hoe and a liar. That was the deal breaker for me. The disadvantages are endless. Piece of advise, Once you know she's a hoe, just fvck and move on. I won't say more than this
RomanceRe: All My Efforts To Settle Down This Year Is Failing by noCAP(m): 2:58pm On Dec 16, 2021
Bros, remove that marriage thing from your mind. This generation of girls ain't worth shit. If marrying an ex-olosho/hoe won't be a problem for you, then be my guest
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Video Of Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Who Died In Enugu by noCAP(m): 6:16pm On Dec 15, 2021
NoGirlfriend:
xo u ma too don collect?
normal
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Video Of Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Who Died In Enugu by noCAP(m): 6:15pm On Dec 15, 2021
patosky55:
can u pls share your experience with us
nah, I'll pass. This is a public forum
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Video Of Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Who Died In Enugu by noCAP(m): 6:15pm On Dec 15, 2021
membranus:
Hen en, so you dey patronise juju shrines?

Too bad.
lmao. Life na beans bro
Christianity EtcRe: Throwback Video Of Simon Odo ‘King Of Satan’ Who Died In Enugu by noCAP(m): 2:15pm On Dec 15, 2021
I never believed in juju till I met this man. This world is really a spiritual place
Technology MarketRe: The Xiaomi Thread Store by noCAP(m): 11:49pm On Dec 08, 2021
Between the Redmi note 10 pro or the note 11 pro that will be coming out next year, which would you guys suggest?
CrimeRe: Man Commits Suicide After Losing Company’s ₦150,000 On Betting by noCAP(m): 5:55pm On Dec 08, 2021
Just 150? Nawao. Na now I know say country hard
RomanceRe: I Am Being Emotionally Blackmailed To Date by noCAP(m): 3:44pm On Dec 08, 2021
Prettydevil:
So today I realized everyone in my area is talking about how I have no girl in my life for a while. One of them slipped and mistakenly admitted I’m their topic and they feel I cannot approach women.

Now the thing is I’m way beyond approaching women, it’s not an issue of talking to them really more like an issue of me not even replying them. Now my neighbors think I don’t know how to talk to girls but in reality I don’t even reply girls that talk to me. I have a pretty face and I cannot count how many green lights I get from girls every single day, it’s unbelievable..only today a girl told me not to pay for the water I bought from her all cuz I flirted a little with her for fun. It’s that extremely easy for me but the problem is I’m not dating because I haven’t found anyone I like in years.

I don’t know what use a girl will even have in my life, all they offer these days is their body. I don’t see why I should be spending my money on someone just so people can see me strolling with a woman. Why do I need a woman? Why are they emotionally blackmailing me to be strolling with a female by force? Women I have created so many threads about how I think y’all are trying to ruin my life.

Keep gossiping me, I won’t date till I’m probably out of this dead country and then I can meet people who are not seeing me as an “update” to cash out. Rubbish, na by force to date girl?
pretty face? Prettydevil? Quite off-putting for someone who claims to be straight
RomanceRe: I Am Being Emotionally Blackmailed To Date by noCAP(m): 3:27pm On Dec 08, 2021
2ndchildhood:
I use to be exactly like this op, thinking I could always survive without a woman, thinking women have nothing to add to my life apart from sex, always thinking like 'mosdii', that "women are out to add more salts to men's injury instead of softening it", always thinking being single is the best.


Until I met a beautiful damsel every nigga out there would kill to have, dated for like 7 months, then I discovered that I and 'mosdii' was right..
epic shit bro..lmao
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by noCAP(m): 3:55am On Dec 08, 2021
BLOODYSPERM:
Predatory women are very good at sniffing out the potential in you, or detecting whether you are making progress with your life, they are cunning, they thrive on your ignorance and will manipulate you to think that they are the best you can get, and since most men are Simps who start earning salary and are used to paying for sex directly or spending on girls with the expectation they will get sex in return, this Delilah's are good at marking their prey they sense you are sex starved, fully on monkmode,no matter how much you chase excellence, I don't care how purposed and determined you are on your mission, you will surely have sexual urges, probably wanting to settle down in the long run, they will take advantage of this weakness and put on an appearance, an act, a mask, because your SMV is ascending and you become the perfect mark, see the Bill Gates, Bezos, Musk, kiyosaki, she wants to tag along not because of you but because of the endless possibilities with the future with you, the wealth, status, power, infact she might even grind with you along the journey but remember it's for her, I'm not saying you should not seek love, not commit, not marry, but before you make the great sacrifice of allowing another person into your world especially to become the mother of your children, this not child's play or Romeo and Juliet romantic bullshit,same degree of concentration to which you were focusing on your goals is the same intensity you should have when you want to settle down especially with your redpill awareness, some will even become religious to mislead you in the process but they have studied the system of their Societies and are fully aware how to blend to it's dictate, they dance and are glad you are getting married here because the shame of spinsterhood is been taking away from them in our devout society ,but in overseas because the system there is going to screw your life to benefit them at your expense based on their gynocentric laws hence they control the frame by default, just be careful, be watchful and as you are aspiring for the best for yourself, don't forget to also aspire to demand with the best when it comes to women,be Hypergamous too, don't settle for remnants and leftovers, if there is no option change locality or don't settle down at all
'nough said.
HealthRe: Where Can I Get Free HIV Treatment In Rivers State? by noCAP(m): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2021
Omo, na to cancel all dick appointments for the rest of the year. But op, no reason am, HIV is no death sentence
EducationRe: #1.2m Nissan Armada 2004 Model 7 Seater SUV by noCAP(m): 12:58pm On Dec 05, 2021
Lmao, una don spoil market for op
RomanceRe: Why Are So Many Nigerian Girls Going Into Hookup by noCAP(m): 1:33am On Nov 29, 2021
[quote author=Ballack1 post=108035279][/quote]yeah, if she's a V, it's all good
RomanceRe: Why Are So Many Nigerian Girls Going Into Hookup by noCAP(m): 4:42pm On Nov 28, 2021
Omo, country don cast. I pity any man wey dey marry now. These girls ain't worth it
RomanceRe: How Did You Make Your First Million? by noCAP(m): 10:05pm On Nov 24, 2021
Made my first million when I was 20. A mad year that was
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by noCAP(m): 2:36am On Oct 27, 2021
Oyin2212:
Bro I see your view on this thread are mostly morally conscious and you don't go with the herd. I would love your opinion on this.
Do you believe that if you're providing a woman with attention, resources and time and you're not getting sex in return, then it's a bad deal?
lol
RomanceRe: Yahoo Boys Strip A Girl N*ked In A Hotel Room(video) by noCAP(m): 12:50pm On Oct 10, 2021
What have Nigerian girls reduced themselves to..damn, this is so disappointing. This present generation of Nigerian girls are cheap as fvck
HealthRe: What Could This Be? by noCAP(m): 2:46am On Oct 01, 2021
cybersoldiers:
I advice you seek medical attention but however, if you don't have the funds, DM me.
thunder fire you, idiot. You don see girl, your mind don scatter. Werey. No go dey useful to your life
RomanceRe: She Won't Date Me Until I Tell Her My Body Count! by noCAP(m): 4:19am On Sep 25, 2021
Maryjane001:
Dear community dick, any man that bleeps around too has no respect for himself and that of humanity.
mhen, fvck you hoe
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by noCAP(m): 11:25pm On Sep 23, 2021
Mhen, all these issues with redmi and xiaomi phones of recent. Imma just wait till they fix up their shit
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Need A Job,am Tired Of Teaching In Private School by noCAP(m): 9:15am On Sep 14, 2021
Guy forget this thing enter huzzle. Bad as e bad you suppose dey see at least 200k per month
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I by noCAP(m): 1:29am On Sep 11, 2021
Op I go reason you 1k. No be anything but just manage am
TV/MoviesRe: Ajmoney, Tega’s Husband: I Cheated On Her In Our Matrimonial Home by noCAP(m): 10:39am On Sep 01, 2021
Yo, this man a fvcking simp. No matter what you did, she doesn't deserve to disgrace you that way. Be a man and end the shit called marriage already
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by noCAP(m): 3:02am On Sep 01, 2021
Which new xiaomi phone of not more than 100k can i get at this point in time
RomanceRe: I Might Be Dead Anytime Soon.. by noCAP(m): 1:33am On Sep 01, 2021
Godspeed bro. My prayer for you is that in your next life, you don't come back as a Nigerian
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by noCAP(m): 1:40pm On Aug 22, 2021
noCAP:
Guys, I need a back casing for my redmi 8. The whole paint is literally falling off. The phone is perfect minus the peeling issue
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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by noCAP(m): 2:34am On Aug 22, 2021
Guys, I need a back casing for my redmi 8. The whole paint is literally falling off. The phone is perfect minus the peeling issue
CrimeRe: Happening Now: Fulani Herdsmen Kidnapping Travellers At Benin Ore Road ( Video) by noCAP(m): 10:22am On Jan 25, 2021
Omo, and my younger brother is passing through that side today WTF! I'll personally kill any bastard Fulani person i see if anything happens to him! Na only them sabi kill shey angry

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