₦airaland Forum

izzyu:
no mind them.

the Sarkin Hausawa and Sarkin Fulani are loya to their host ..... But, you, yeebhoes. Hell NO .... Is it a must sef ? For your people to compulsarily hold a chieftancy title in yorubaland , do you people welcome such in your land/Biafra ?

Trut:
This is a wake up call for we Igbos to think home and support the actualisation of Biafra. Imagine this man calling Igbos "immigrants" in the so called One Nigeria?

The earlier the better for your brothers cos, it's obvious now that we are asking you people to leave and go and actualise your biafra and you have refused to leave. FYI. Is yeebhoes destiny tired to Yoruba land especially Lagos? the last time I checked there's no yoruba man in a chieftancy position in the East.

Another cultism school.

And they will not leave the zoo , but they keep polluting it.






I can see the hardwork in your criminal activities

ZYZZA:
And buhari is the president

#IHATEAPC #AM A WAILER AND AM PROUD

clap for yasef ... Oloshi, oya take TROPHY.


Enemy of Progress and you are yet to embrace the change in your community

ZYZZA:
#IHATEAPC #AM A WAILER AND AM PROUD

oya take TROPHY.




Enemy of Progress

Dbboy:
Yes just as dbanj is schooling Donjazzy. Yoruba I tire for Una pls let us be.

Oloshi !!!

Very off point

ProfessorPeter:
be informed that Eze Ndigbo is just like a chairman of town union an not a monarch.,also be informed that Eze Ndigbo is not competing with Deji of Akure over the throne treating Eze Ndigbo in such a disrespectful manner is wrong.

Mr man, be informed that Akure is not Biafra, Akure youths are not IPOB touts ........ It's as easy as migrating to the east if your ibo brothers find it hard to respect the culture in that land
After all, the Deji has been considerate enough to recorgnise the Eze Ndigbo with a title of "town chairman" to head his people for there to be unity in the land but ooh hell NO, Ibos want more (disrespectful with pride)

There earlier ibos start realising that they don't have rights in Nigeria the better for their Biafra to quickly come to realisation

menix:
Hahahaha, u guyz re not stopping us but u fought along side the North to stop us from seceding abii u grew up on the rocks in Abeokuta to be so backward.

Suprise about ur fake goods clamour.
Is it that they only sell those product in the yoloba land cous u guyz can't afford the original??

U know within ur heart, that u guyz re lazy else u would be in the market competing with aliens in ur home land..

well, I don't blame the trash coming out of you , I blame the Oba Deji for for trying to show love to your ungrateful brothers in Akure by allowing some authorities in his hand ...... He should have know better that Ndigbo people are like indians, they lack respect and full of pride

As for holding the ibos back from leaving the zoo, that's a big fat lie, we just witnessed how the Akure youths are driving your brothers from their state and they still remain there NA BY FORCE TO DO BUSINESS FOR OUR LAND ? You people have refused to leave the zoo and you won't stop polluting her with different forms of crime......

I can see the hardwork in your brothers criminal activities. Ewu!!!

5starmilitant:
Whenever I see wole Soyinka, am gonna ask him some questions.......,

yes Wole Soyinka is one of those that started it with PC , he should know how to end it.


Meanwhile, I pity no cultist for dying for nothing
Hope wailers can see reasons why Buhari can't involve youths in his plans for the development of the Nation ?

Ojestas:
Now, what's the essence of the cultism?? Doesnt cultism restore lives??

Apart from intimidating his fellow students, what has he gained??

After years of schooling, you were brought down all in the name of cultism.

That should be a lesson for people like him.

" LESSON ". U got it wrong , to them the guy is a legend o ..... He's very rugged to them.


Bunch of brainwashed lifeless youths

That's what you get when you marry a liability and a jobless full house wife that gossip with neighbors when you are in the hot sun hustling to take some daily bread home and children are being sent away from school regularly for school fees ...............


Some women share brains with house flies (Tse Tse fly) through infrared

Shoro niyen ?

Ambode na fool ....... He knows "nada" about Lagos ..... Sacking some officials appointed by Fashola and stopping some of the past project is not just the way forward for lagos ...
He's only trying to payback Fashola for not recorgnising his personality when he was working at Alausa and he doesn't know that this game of ballers is controlled by Tinubu himself

Lagosians need serious "iron hand".........

I wonder what he's trying to prove when he said his administration spent #3m below previous administration in the past 4 to 5 months......

We don't care about how much he spent lesser than the past administration, we need to see what you have done and doing

Bobbysworld28:
I like it. May I borrow some?

GBAM !!! Permission granted

Oya laugh small again and Caption



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Don't forget to drop ur CAPTIONS
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[b]#..... Trying To kill A Snake That got Into ur Room In The Middle of The Night with A Stick. Then NEPA suddendly 'Takes The light'"

#.... Guys that still use female Pix as Avi to gain followers. The Lord is your strength!"

#.... A baby is never a mistake or a surprise, u had sex without a condom.. What were u expecting? A PLASMA TV? Or A RANGE ROVER?"

#..... That Awkward moment when you hear footsteps while watching a porn movie,and u try to mute it but accidentally turn the volume all the way up"

#.... Drinks: N500. Dinner: N1500. Hotel room N3500. The look on his face when she said, "I'm on my period": Priceless.”"

#..... The Fact That She Is A Virgin Does Not Mean She Will Make A Good Wife."

#..... "Mummy, I'm sorry!" African Mum: "Sorry for yourself""

#.... Are people born with the knowledge that getting up from a bench requires telling the person on the other end to steady themselves?"

#..... Don't waste your time chasing people. Attract them. The people who are meant to be in your life will gravitate toward you without hesitation"

#..... Most of the time, when people don't like you, it's because of their own insecurities and person problems. It's not even about you really."

#..... As you get older friday nights becomes less important.."

#..... You can't recite 32 States in Nigeria, But you can mention close to 75 Hotels and 52 Clubs with no Pause...I hail Oh!!!"

#..... 5 Big lies Nigerians tell 1. I Love her 2. I will pay u back 3. Am 5 minutes away 4. I don't know her 5. I Care for my constituency."

#..... The Awkward moment when the hairiest in Nigeria is sought after by manymen, dating an Enugu big boy and you are still single"

#..... Don't let social media delude you into thinking you have thousands of friends. Your delusion could prove costly when you need true friends."

The RICE at the top of the COOLER was once at the BOTTOM of d pot, Be patient! U will smile when its your time!!".

Be wise
Be safe
Be Motivated
Be Inspired [/b]

ellovee:
that is very nice, keep it up

thanks Boss

[b] **** Badluck is when u wear "My Oga At The Top" shirt and then get into trouble with Civil Defence officers. ww.seriousbeatings Datz all."

**** U take picture, e no fine, u come dey claim say 'beauty is from within' .... Why u no take X-ray?"

**** The shortest relationship in life is between students and books… They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam!"

**** Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams Both tel the same Answer We tried our best cant say anything right now"

**** Modern Definition 0f " Boy Friend " A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos ...0f His Girl Friend No Matter How Bad They Are . ."

**** Beauty gets you attention. Personality gets you the heart. Truth gets you love and lies get you dropped. I hope the ladies are listening"

**** The secret to happiness is to do what you like. The secret to success is to like what you do."

**** What is a wedding in Nigeria without yoruba women fighting over plastic bowl gifts and arguing over food?"

**** People come to your house and even before they greet you, they'll be looking for sockets to charge their smartphones."

*** Seeing your primary school answer script and thInking... Hw TF!! Did I fail this simple question"

**** Students be like "I Neva read anytin at all" Buh na Dem Go collect extra sheet inside Exam hall.. Awon snitch oshi"

**** If u enta some pples room at nyt, U will c Ant,Rat,centipid,cockroach,Cricket,Mosquito,wall gecko,spider Abeg ur room na Animal planet?"

**** Make your stupidity a secret... Don't jump into mentions anyhow"

**** I sent u Message on Whatsapp since January, you are now replying in August.. Abeg Na Mikel Obi be Ur service provider?"

**** I had no other choice than to stop toasting this babe when she told me she was having Headache all over her body"

**** The way warriors exchange incantations in Yoruba war movies tho... You knw its where rap battle originated from"

**** Buh how did Noah manage to get hold of a male and female mosquito"

**** We used to talk for hours, almost everyday. Now I'm lucky to get a simple "hello" We all have this kinda people in our lives"

Before you go looking for Love... Make sure you love yourself first." I love myself and I hope you do ? No Politician is worth our heat.

Stay safe
Stay motivated
BE INSPIRED.[/b]

After the Raggae, Play the Blues

After the meeting Enyeama will return to camp ..... Same as politics

hereiam:
am sure the op himself didnt read what he posted.
thats a relay propaganda mannnn.

enlighten us on what's not propaganda pls

Since winning the election, we have moved from those old tales to new ones. Buhari is now said to be slow, even slower than the snail or tortoise because of our penchant for being in a hurry and rushing to nowhere. The same accusers would have accused him of being too dictatorial if he was too fast and decided to choose his team in a jiffy without making wide consultations and investigations about those to be chosen and those to be discarded. It should have been clear to all that there would be many deserving and worthy candidates for the post of cabinet ministers because Nigeria is indeed a country blessed with abundant gifted and talented human resources. Any selection process was bound to be complicated if not long drawn out because of this fact and not simply because of the President Buhari’s quest to find champions for his anti-corruption crusade who would not themselves be smeared or tainted by allegations or whiffs of the noxious odour of corruption. Besides there was also the fact that the President had to cater for the various vested interests and balance those interests in the overall interest of the nation.  No mean feat when dealing with a rich coalition and amalgamation of strong political Parties and personalities.

I have read all manner of comments since early this week when the initial ministerial list was publicly disclosed by the Senate President, Bukola Saraki. Some said President Buhari had wasted four months to pick his cabinet since all he done was to come up with the names of mostly people that had initially been touted as potential ministers after the President had been elected. The usual talebearers therefore saw nothing good in the selection. They claimed there were no youths and wrote off the much older nominees as being too geriatric to govern a nation that requires all the energy it can muster. There are cries from women’s groups that women have been marginalised and mistreated because only 3 of the 21 nominees are women. 

Those who championed the cause of technocrats believe that the President has failed them becasue there are no visible technocrats amongst those nominated.  The truth is that this is only a partial list and some of these concerns, even if genuine, may be subsequently dealt with when the final line-up is published.  Again what I can discern is that we are too hasty in arriving at unjust accusations and conclusions.  We should exercise patience and restraint and wait for the President to put his team together and explain why he has chosen those people.

Furthermore, some of the nominees were accused of unbridled corruption by fiat even if they’ve not been prosecuted, tried or convicted. The armchair critics lampooned President Buhari’s anti-corruption stance as fake or, at the very least, weak and ineffective. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind if Buhari unilaterally arrest supposed criminals and flings them into jail or executes them without trial. I have followed the raging debates on the ministerial nominees with keen interest and my conclusion is that the arguments and furore demonstrates that we do not really know what we want most times as a people.  It seems to me that we are myopic in outloook and can only see the short run, the smaller pictture. 

We seem to lack the vision of a people committed to a distant future of development and success in our collective national endeavours, a commitment to long term goals and aspirations that sees us cultivate and develop the present crop of talents so that we can birth greater giants in the future.

I reached the simple conclusion that many of the commentators hardly knew or understood the issues at stake. They are super human beings who know everything but have forgotten the man on the hot seat is likely to know what most of us don’t. He has access to privileged and confidential information that would have informed the choices that he eventually made. I will continue to plead that we tarry awhile before we begin to write off this President.

This is an unusual leadership at an unusual period of our national existence. There is no gainsaying the fact that there has been great rot and decay in our polity. Too many of our worn-out institutions had virtually collapsed and a reasonable, dedicated and meticulous leader would need to study the situation a bit more before arriving at critical decisions such as those that administer this country with him.

This is not to say governance should take eternity to kick-start things but we have to wait a bit and see the direction this government is headed. I confess that I have previously had cause to call on the President to name his Ministers quickly so that the business of government can continue in earnest and the speculations and suspense engendered by the failure to do so would be laid to rest.

More importantly the legal and constitutional implications of not governing with Ministers was becoming an issue which was an unnecessary distraction and was unfortunately detracting from the patently obvious good work that this adminstration has been doing and the remarkable progress made in such a short time. The President decided to take his time but thankfully we are now where we are and everything is now a matter of history.

Now that President Buhari has picked about half of his men and women, I’m one of those looking forward to some blistering pace of action soon. I’m certain it will happen once the Senate confirms the Ministers and President Buhari is able to allocate and fill up key position.

The hues and cries about the Ministerial appointments are diverse but I’m sure they would subside once we take time to study the great individuals saddled with the task of restoring hope, stamina and dignity to our nation. As I have said clearly on social media, I’m reasonably impressed with the list of Minsters released so far. Most of them are the people that I have previously suggested are worthy material for the noble assignment that the President seeks to entrust them with.  They have already proven themselves in previous national asignemnts and in some cases stood firm and supportive of the President in his leadership of the change that Nigerians craved for. In essence, the nominees are distinguished men and women of substance and intellect. It is my hope and expectation that in alloting them portfolios President Buhari will put round pegs in round holes and not seek to assign them to positions where they are not best suited.

I’m happy to see such big brands like Audu Ogbeh a former Minister of yesteryears who handled both the Communications and Steel Development portfolios at different times betwen 1982 and 1983. He became a farmer afterwards and was a great achiever and significant success in that field until he became Chairman of the PDP in 2001. He suspended his activities but returned to his first love when he resigned from the Party chairmanship in 2005. He still has a lot to contribute because his knowledge of the Agricultural sector in Nigeria is astonishing. 

I was privileged to watch him in action shortly before the inauguration and I marvelled at the extent of his knowledge as to what needed to be done to fix our agricultural sector and return Nigeria to its enviable status as a foremost agrarian nation and remove our dependency on the monoproduct known as crude oil. There is the quintet of five former governors led by Dr Ogbonnaya Onu, the first Governor of Abia State from between 1992 and 1993. Other Governors who are the product of this current Republic are Dr Chris Ngige of Anambra State, Babatunde Fashola SAN of Lagos State, Rotimi Amaechi of Rivers State and Kayode Fayemi of Ekiti State.

Dr Ogbonnaya Onu made a first class degree in Chemical Engineering from the University of Lagos and is an alumnus of the renowned University of Claifornia, Berkeley, where he obtained his Ph.D in Chemical Engineering. He lectured at the University of Port Harcourt and is a Fellow of several Enmgineering Societies in Nigeria. He is passionate about using technology as a tool for national development and during his tenure as a governor established a Technology Village in his State and introduced free computers into schools.

Dr Chris Ngige is a medical doctor who rose to become a Deputy Director in the Federal Ministry of Health before retiring to join politics.  He distinguished himself as a medical doctor and as a governor and naturally had a predilection for medical projects during his tenure as governor.

Babatunde Fashola SAN, needs no introduction to Nigerians.  A distinguisghed Senior Advocate of Nigeria, he has a cult following because of the strides and advances he made whilst he was a two term Governor of Lagos State.  He continued the work of his illustrious predecessor, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, in changing the face of Lagos State into a cosmopolitan city that would rival any city in developing countries of the world whilst at the same time also continuing to increase the internally generated revenue of the State.

The fire brand known as Rotimi Amaechi also needs no introduction to Nigerians.  He was one of the prime arrowheads of the change movement and indeed it was his resolute courage at the Nigeria’s Governor’s Forum which was the major platforms for change.  His reform agenda in Rivers State and the progress made by that State in the areas of infrastructural development and education cannot be overemphasised. Last Sunday, his name went viral on Twitter as Nigerians poured encomiums and paid special tribute to his rare courage in the face of raw intimidation. He remains the catalyst for change and a quintessential pride of APC who must be protected from the PDP apparatchik who may wish to take their pound of flesh when screening begins next week.

Dr Kayode Fayemi is a graduate of History, Politics and International Relations from the Universities of Lagos and Ife respectively.  He holds a Doctroate degree in war studies from the world acclaimed Kings College of the University of London.  Dr Fayemi is a guru in foreign relations and international community and was a successful Governor of Ekiti State who brought much needed development to that State with his distinct style of refinement.

Senator Hadi Sirika is a pilot who has a longstanding passion for aviation.  He was a member of the Senate Committee on aviation and was known for his forthrightness in discussions about Nigeria’s almost comatose aviation sector and what is needed to resucitate and revamp the sector. A credible person he has long been a staunch supporter of President Buhari who he regards as his mentor.

The three women nominated by President Buhari namely, Senator Aisha Jummai Al-Hassan, Amina Mohammed and Kemi Adeosun are all distinguished women of integrity in their own right.

Senator Aisha Al-Hassan, a lawyer by profession, was a former Attorney – General of Taraba State and eventually retired as Chief Registrar of the High Court of the Federal Capital Territory. She became a Senator in 2011 and contested for the post of Governor of taraba State in 2015 but lost.

Amina Mohammed was until her nomination the United Nation’s Secretary-General’s Special Adviser on Post-2015 Development Planning.  She has been involved in the management of more than US$1 billion debt relief funds in Nigeria and has had the unique position of having served 3 Nigerian Presidents during the current political dispensation.  She has worked in projects involving reduction in pocverty and gender and education in both Nigeria and at the United Nations.  She has also been involved in a multi-disciplinary firm of engineers and quantity surveyors.

Mrs Kemi Adeosun was previously commissioner for Finance in Ogun State under Governor Ibikunle amosun.  Indeed she had been nominated to retain her position until she was nominated by President Buhari. Mrs Adeosun is an Accountant who has worked at senior managerial level in the United Kingdom and Nigeria. She has been routinely involved in finance and financial mattrers for more than a decade.

Space and time won’t allow me to go on but there is always another chance in the future. Even at this juncture, President Buhari has shown the true stuff of a born again democrat with his deft moves especially his latest working relationship with the National Assembly. I’m sure he has more jokers in the pack!

The National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA)
has foiled an attempt by a passenger to smuggle
twenty-three wraps containing thirty-four thousand
United States Dollars ($34,000).
The suspect, Ozoh Ikenna was arrested On Friday at the
Murtala Mohammed International Airport (MMIA) Lagos
on his way to Brazil. The dollars were detected during the
screening of passengers on Etihad Airways flight to Abu
Dhabi.
According to Commander Ahmadu Garba, NDLEA
Commandant, Airport Division, the arrest was
facilitated with the aid of scanning machine.
“The wraps of dollars found on Ozoh Ikenna were
detected with the aid of scanning machine. We also
conducted a follow-up operation where one Ogbo
Emmanuel who gave Ozoh the $34,000 dollars was
arrested,” he recounted.
Further investigations conducted by the Assets and
Financial Investigation directorate headed by Mrs.
Victoria Egbase revealed that the suspects are involved
in the laundering of substantial amount of illicit drug
proceeds.
Egbase disclosed: “We were able to trace over two
hundred and twenty-six million naira (N226,000,000) to
one bank account belonging to the second suspect, Ogbo
Emmanuel. The account name is Eternal God
International Limited.
In his statement, Ozoh disclosed that he was only a
courier. In his words, “I live in Brazil since 2008, I was
paid to smuggle the $34,000 to Brazil. They promised to
pay me five per cent. I agreed to smuggle the money to
alleviate my financial hardship. I could not swallow the
wraps so I decided to hide it in my underpants” he stated.
Investigation also discovered that suspected drug
proceeds were regularly deposited in the said bank
account by members of an international drug cell that
smuggles cocaine from South America to West Africa
Further findings revealed that the cosmetic business of
Ogbo Emmanuel at Trade Fair Complex Lagos was a mere
cover-up as his sales record did not justify the large flow
of money into his bank account. A Hyundai Tucson Jeep
was seized as exhibit during the raid operation.
The Chairman/Chief Executive of the NDLEA, Ahmadu
Giade disclosed that the Agency is strategically targeting
criminal wealth.
“Asset forfeiture is one of the effective ways of
responding to organised crime threats. We are working
assiduously to trace and confiscate criminal wealth of
drug syndicates. Strategic efforts are on-going to
prevent the entry of drug proceeds into legitimate
economy and criminal financing” he stated.
The NDLEA boss, who assured members of the public
that in view of the overwhelming evidence linking the
money to narcotics, the Agency will diligently prosecute
the suspects., added that efforts are also being made to
apprehend other members of the drug cell.”


Source:- https://www.today.ng/news/23230/dollars-smuggler-nabbed-with-34000-at-lagos-airport/

Gelengelen:
to all those ladies that ignored, insulted and made me a fool when i had nothing then, may the thunder of God strike and blind your eyes from seeing me.

i don mâke am now YES..i don make am




to all thé guys in nairaland i salute you all. may amadioha cripple those thief thief ladies from coming close to you.


when théy spot you on your Lamborghini....before they Côme close to your car a big trailer will clear thèm off thé road.


those ladies after discovering you have made it and
wants to use their brains to strategize on how to get
you. May sango rendering thèm mad and inflict infinité madness to thèm all.




Amin...Amen.....Iseeee.
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u dey vex gannn o , share your experience na

ttmacoy:
Yeah most of the migrants there with low paid jobs do not have good conditions.

My friend has a good job with Barclays so condition and pay wise he is doing well, but he doesn't see it as a long term place to settle down and raise his kids.

For those without good jobs they live like slaves with their passports seized from them. Lots of immigrants e.g from India have died in Qatar working under inhumane conditions to build stadiums for the world cup.

I concur.