eehhh? okay now.

H2O2:

E gba mi o. You know the koko wey I dey talk, madam will you stop toying with me.
You have insisted on refusing to read between the lines.
Now all that's left is for you to dribble me like a football.
lol

how can you talk like this ehh? why would I dribble you like football?  

H2O2 please don't leave me!

H2O2:

Nothing dear

Are you sure? what the blessing?

H2O2:

My friend, read between the lines. you are the blessing.
if you refuse to give the blessing i will bow gracefully and understand

Okay I'm confused now hydrogen, what kind of blessing are you requesting for again?

H2O2:

I knew God was kind to me.
He foresaw that I had this blessing coming my way.
Now how do I receive this beautiful blessing .

Don't lose faith my dear, the blessing will come and you'll know when you've received it.

Gabry:

Gosh! I love that words which u come out. If you dont mind, Im gonna use it on my bf

lol be my guest

which ever pleases you my dear

H2O2:

Have no fear honey bunches of oats, you have no competition.
you can be mine all mine.  I happily accept.
I'll be kindly awaiting an opportunity sef to build on this budding romance of ours.
I feel all fuzzy inside    I'm even blushing.

Blush no further my oatmeal raisin, we were meant to be!

Wait! wait! wait! Gabry what are trying to say? don't trip oo his mine, I tot we were on the same page?

@baby4u2

please don't take whatever is said on here to heart

No fighting please  

Me?! Traitor?! H2O2 what did I do to deserve such a name? Meself I go follow u cry      

You have every reason to doubt some stories posted on NL, some of them are posted to create unnecessary drama!!

lol this is too funny

@ Gabry, you have my full support! finish them jare

@Hydrogen Peroxide

I second dat!

I also think the sister is pathetic, your elder sister's fiance of all people!! Tufiakwa!

No! no! no! I don't like the way you say it, it's very confusing!! I prefer tpia's instructions. Tpia please help, thanks.

higznet:

if u are speaking the truth:

I AM JUST CONFUSED- i dont believe u. u know what u're doing / what u did., My fiancee is currently in the Uk doing masters -a good & responsible girl. and i am managing in a company in nigeria,
My fiancee has a younger sister,though very beautiful and she is 23- a very silly & irresponsible girl,

Because of our closeness since her sister has left for the UK - not an excuse, i hammered her by MISTAKE -u are either very silly or a big fool and she is even pregnant now - people like u spread aids and hiv by not using condoms / protection.
,
i am confused - not sure of that and do not know what to do, should i tell my fiancee - yes and loose her or abort the babe - ask God and continue with my life? - life continues anyway.
PLS ADVISE ME OOOO B4 I KILL MYSEF because I LOVE THAT MY FIANCEE but the sister is fine sha-  thats the only reason why u hammered her, period.

the truth is most men hammer everything that moves these days, from sisters of girlfriends to friends of girlfriends to mothers / cousins etc of girlfriends. the world is turning into another thing and only God can lead us not into temptation and can deliver us from evil and distruction.


i dont have anything to say to u other than to advice u to give your life to Christ and think with your head next time and not with your john thomas. Goodluck.

You are very intelligent!

tpia.:

plug in the toaster, put the sliced bread in the slots provided.

look for the settings knob


adjust the setting to light or dark- whichever you prefer.

light means the bread will be lightly toasted

dark means it will come out darker and crispier


the toast should pop up when done

unplug the appliance if necessary

Hmm! Even cook books are not this detailed wow thanks! Can you also teach me how to boil water? Pleeeaaase, I really need your help!!

Hmm, all you guys that are saying you will not marry a fat woman I'm sure you all have pot bellies, xynerise am I lying?!! speak the truth oo, you know I know you very well so stop fronting!!!

May her soul rest in perfect peace

lol

Phemour:

^{Y me?}

my broda wetin dey do you?

wow ~sissy~ don't tell me you fell for that

Okay, I know you said For Men Only but I was so tempted to read and couldn't help but respond to ur predicament.

My ex-boyfriend had a similar case. What you need to do is try all the natural remedies first before seeking medications like Cialis and Levitra (that's what they have here in the US I'm not sure about naija). First of all, do you smoke? Though my ex didn't smoke I read that smoking can affect erectile dysfuntions, also, try to eat healthier foods. PenisHealth exercise is also supposed to help strengthen it and allow you to have longer lasting erections without medication. You'll have to do some more research on that cos I don't know much about the exercise part.

Hope I was able to help a little.

I'm slightly phyllophobic (fear of leaves). As a child I had a nightmare about the local cocoyam leaves (those huge heart-shaped leaves) chasing me. It was very strange, it had a leaf head with two leaf arms stretching out to grab me. Ever since then I haven't been able to get close to one let alone touch it.

Jackie Appiah

Fhemmmy:

Pele oh, first world mindset . . .

E se o, it's not easy my dear *wiping off sweat*