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RomanceRe: Kenyan AP Kills A Woman Who Dumped After He Has Finished Training Her In School by Noise4maker(m): 2:34pm On Mar 17, 2019
And i thought he was an hunter.

PoliticsRe: . by Noise4maker(m): 7:46am On Nov 19, 2018
Daura is calling.
PoliticsRe: Just In_atiku Starts Presidential Campaign With Facebook Address—see Link by Noise4maker(m): 11:08pm On Nov 17, 2018
2015 Goodluck dance very well,yet still lose.This year what dancing step are we expecting Atiku.

Hehe
FamilyRe: Nigerian Man Batters His Wife For Slamming The Door by Noise4maker(m): 10:48pm On Nov 17, 2018
Buhari Is a bastard!
HealthRe: Entrance Of Lagos University Teaching Hospital Will Shock You (photo) by Noise4maker(m): 3:51pm On Nov 04, 2018
Gate of hell
CelebritiesRe: Davido Captured Sleeping With his Mouth Wide Opened by Noise4maker(m): 3:41pm On Nov 04, 2018
I know blame you.
you don the knack. tell me why you know go insult davido.
PoliticsRe: APC Will Use Former President Olusegun Obasanjo’s Allegations To Defeat The PDP by Noise4maker(m): 3:34pm On Nov 04, 2018
Who ask him.
They say a rat will alway be afriad of a cat.
Period!
EducationRe: Ladoke Akintola University Of Technology(lautech) Official Nairaland Thread by Noise4maker(m): 7:13am On Sep 26, 2018
All Lautech students are welcome here. Let's discuss issues pertaining to our great institution. My name is Akinwale Samuel, 300L department of Pure and applied Biology.
my jamb score was 202 can i win a shirt in anatomy.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by Noise4maker(m): 5:05pm On Sep 15, 2018
biotany and microbiology
PoliticsRe: No Politician In Akwa Ibom Whether Living Or Dead Is Bigger Than Akpabio by Noise4maker(m): 9:30am On Sep 13, 2018
All this mouth making is what the do for a living.
Nairaland GeneralThis Is Nigeria Magazine Is Out. by Noise4maker(op): 4:38pm On Sep 07, 2018
About This Magazine

Founded by a gang of school activists in 2009, and originally called This is Nigeria, This Magazine is one of Nigeria oldest alternative journals. Fiercely independent and proudly subversive, the modern-day This acts as a critical, gutsy voice in today’s media landscape, dedicated to exposing under-the-radar stories and to publishing smart, progressive commentary and reporting on Nigerian politics, pop culture, social issues, and the arts. Throughout the decades, This Magazine has stuck to its radical roots—never wavering in our editorial commitment to fearless, rabble-rousing journalism. As Sarah Polley once said, “This never ceases to make me think, question things and get angry.”

Praised for integrating analysis and investigative reporting with in-depth arts coverage, This Magazine has been instrumental in highlighting the new works of young, talented Nigerian writers and artists. Our writers often insightful, thought-provoking and engaging coverage on diverse issues, inspiring discourse and igniting debate on everything from feminism and LGBTQ rights to mental health, racism, and more. We’re thrilled to have introduced the early work of Nigeria’s most notable writers, critics and artists.

In 2014, This Magazine was named one of the 20 most influential Nigerian magazines in Nigeria, and a panel of industry experts. In 2016 This Magazine was named Small Magazine of the Year by the Nigerian Society of Magazine Editors (NSME)



This Magazine published the top best stories of the week,


Editor: Abraham Esang(editor at This is Nigeria dot ca, 316-479-6400)

Publisher: Mohamed Dansu

Here is the link for the MAGAZINE(It is free)

www.up-4.net/odvpz04gk0re

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Man Cries Out… “my Wife Makes Me Pay For Cex With Her” by Noise4maker(m): 4:33pm On Aug 25, 2018
You mean you have to write application before you eat your own food.

Chisus.

Oyoruba woman are naturally(add for yourself)

PoliticsRe: Orji Kalu Lauds Ugwuanyi’s Respect For Buhari, Other Leaders by Noise4maker(m): 4:23pm On Aug 25, 2018
GAME OF THRONE SEASON 8
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: Yinka Ayefele Should Have Opened A Church Instead by Noise4maker(m): 10:10am On Aug 25, 2018
Kingosytex:
By removing the "4" in ur profile name, it clearly reads"NOISEMAKER" and that clearly defines u.
ur senselessness is so hereditory cos it runs in ur veins. am beginning to imagine how senseless ur ancestors were,since u living in this modern age still reason like a primitive man in the dark age.
grow a brain and think for atleast once or u go to the hospital and give ur kidney and liver to people who are worth living. stop disgracing ur ancestors on nairaland
I don't have time to waste with you because You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: Yinka Ayefele Should Have Opened A Church Instead by Noise4maker(m): 9:02am On Aug 25, 2018
Kingosytex:
i wouldn't have quoted u cos u are such a slowpoke.
na ur brain dull pass for this nairaland, i suggest u visit ur nearest psychiatric hospital and examine the empty skull u call brain.
people say buhari is senseless but i have seen a more senseless person than the illiterate jihadist. I HAVE MADE MY POINTS CLEAR
am not ur mate intellectually, am light years ahead of u.
Don't argue with me.
go and argue with ur ancestors
anu ofia!!!
Why will I argue with fish like you. I would have prefer to argue with your ancestors to know how you came to this world through the back door.
I made my own speech, then you came has usual from the back to attack your goat head.If your ancestors have the same diseases that generate into stupidity, I can cure it for you free of charge.
IDAD.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: Yinka Ayefele Should Have Opened A Church Instead by Noise4maker(m): 8:59am On Aug 25, 2018
Kingosytex:
i wouldn't have quoted u cos u are such a slowpoke.
na ur brain dull pass for this nairaland, i suggest u visit ur nearest psychiatric hospital and examine the empty skull u call brain.
people say buhari is senseless but i have seen a more senseless person than the illiterate jihadist. I HAVE MADE MY POINTS CLEAR
am not ur mate intellectually, am light years ahead of u.
Don't argue with me.
go and argue with ur ancestors
anu ofia!!!
Why will I argue with fish like you. I would have prefer to argue with your ancestors to know how you came to this world through the back door.
I made my own speech, then you came has usual from the back to attack your goat head.If your ancestors have the same diseases that generate into stupidity, I can cure it for you free of charge. Please let me help you, If you want.
IDAD.
Nairaland GeneralWho First Class Epp by Noise4maker(op): 8:28am On Aug 25, 2018
The aforementioned statement and topic of this article has been a chorus in the lips of many young Nigerians. The degeneration of regard for institutional education in this country has eaten deep into the minds of our youth. You see people rattling about how graduating with a first class doesn't mean anything. In fact, many say that most first class students end up working for third class students, and even worse, for uneducated people, all in the bid to disdain and discredit the noble feat of graduating with academic distinction.
First of all, if you follow the crowd with this mentality that belittles academic brilliance.
I see a bad culture germinating amongst Nigerian youths. Some quack motivational speakers have made us believe that the less academically intelligent you are, the better you are outside school than the book smart fellow. They give examples of Mark Zuckerberg, and Bill Gates; of how they dropped out of school and still amounted to something magnificent in life.
Of no doubt, it is possible to be successful in life without school education, but that doesn't totally out rule the advantages of going to school and making good grades.
Again, I'll like to put it translucent to you all: Mark Zuckerberg and Bill Gates weren't dumb in school!
For God's sake!
That's by the way.
The thrust of this piece is to debunk the lies that graduating with a first class doesn't matter.
Hello friends, it does matter!
Most times, these messages are preached by folks who never graduated with good grades. You will hardly see someone who worked his ass out to make good grades talk down on folks who come out with good grades.
Again, whatever worth doing is worth doing well. As much as they say certificate doesn't matter, that opinion is highly subjective, but on a general sphere, certificate authenticates your level of distinction, and for a sane mind, more than being smart and having folks acknowledge you're brilliant, work to have that ‘brilliant you’ on paper.
Certificate might not be a thorough measurement of intelligence, but work hard to make it reflect at least 70% of your brilliance.
Enough of all this stupid mantra.
All graduates are not equal! Yes!
A first class student is finest of them all. This is why many organizations and companies reserve certain vacancies for distinction graduates. No amount of preaching can change this fact.
This doesn't work only in Nigeria. I have a friend who've been denied scholarship overseas many times because she didn't make a first class upper, not even a second class lower. She advised me to work hard to graduate with a first class. It open doors. It gives one prestige and other advantages.
Again, because a first class graduate ends up working for a third class graduate doesn't in any way belittle his academic excellence. We must stop associating inventing a company with success and working under someone as a failure. Those are stupid motivational lies. Yes, I encourage folks to start up something, but not everyone will own a company, not every one will be Mark Zuckerberg, some people's dream is to do a certain job, and it's fine and doesn't make them less entrepreneurial.
Some employers pay their distinct staff according to their own bidding, all because they are too good at the job and they'd never want to lose them, at the end of the day, some employees earn better than some company owners. Yes!
So please, spare me this sick talk of “who first class epp”.
Cool, you insinuate that first class doesn't ‘epp’ anyone. So who ‘third class’ or just ‘pass’ epp?
First class doesn't guarantee success in life. I agree.
It is ‘third class’ that guarantees success?
Going to school doesn't guarantee success?
So not going to school guarantees success?
In the bid to sound inspirationally correct, we push these things to absurd boundaries.
We invariably encourage academic laziness and nonchalance. How will you be serious out there in life, if you think taking your studies serious is not important?
And please, there are many founders, inventors, and great men who were also very good and excellent academically and very smart and exceptional outside school, but we keep focusing on those we claim were dullards in school and were demigods outside school.
Why?
because we shy away from rewarding academic excellence in this country.
If you're reading this and you're an undergraduate. Do all you can to graduate with a first class. Graduate with distinction. It is a sign of hardwork and dedication to your studies.
Let this truth be said for once.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: Yinka Ayefele Should Have Opened A Church Instead by Noise4maker(m): 8:24am On Aug 25, 2018
Kingosytex:
how did freeze criticise church in what he wrote?

u can't even understand sarcasm becos
sentiments have completely damaged ur sense of reasoning

if u are senseless, u should have borrowed some sense from the guys that commented b4 you.
your more senseless than the fulani man who kept his radio in a refrigerator cos he wanted to listen to cool fm
I can see that your stupidity have finally grown into it's adulthood.
Is this the first time he has been talking about church?
Answer me Buhari goat.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze: Yinka Ayefele Should Have Opened A Church Instead by Noise4maker(m): 8:01am On Aug 25, 2018
This is freezer of a guy should just open his own church and stop critizing church.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ajimobi's Daughter, Abisola Kola-daisy, Shares Sexy Swimwear Photos by Noise4maker(m): 10:46pm On Aug 24, 2018
This one where she close her eye stand like deaf and dumb. I hope say all is well.
PoliticsRe: Breaking : "I Will Win 2019 Elections" - Buhari Boasts by Noise4maker(m): 10:37pm On Aug 24, 2018
If Buhari win this Election,
Let River Niger dry up completely.
But if he lose,
Let the party of death die off.
Amen.
Nairaland GeneralRe: MYSTERIOUS! See What A Nigerian Couple Found After They Opening Their Piggy Bank by Noise4maker(m): 12:05am On Aug 22, 2018
Let's be sincere with our self.
"Why are we here?"
EducationRe: OAU Suspends Six Students Indefinitely Over Allegations Of Cultism by Noise4maker(m): 12:01am On Aug 22, 2018
Hmm..

My Yoruba friends are making hit.
TV/MoviesRe: ‘game Of Thrones’ Production Designer Says Final Season Will Be ‘raw And Honest’ by Noise4maker(m): 11:51pm On Aug 21, 2018
Is this a joke or what.
The should give me the dishonest part, abeg.
"She is fifteen and her honey is mine." Lord Frey
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Youngest Person To Be Executed In The 20th Century by Noise4maker(op): 5:28am On Aug 20, 2018
mekaw:
my ur soul hunt ur killers
grin
Nairaland GeneralThe Youngest Person To Be Executed In The 20th Century by Noise4maker(op): 8:18pm On Aug 19, 2018
We will never forgive, and we will never FORGET !!
George Stinney Jr, of African descent, was the youngest person to be executed in the 20th century in the United States.
This young black was only 14 years old at the time of his execution by electric chair.
70 years later, his innocence has just been officially recognized by a judge in South Carolina.
From his trial to the execution room, the boy always had his Bible in his hands while claiming his innocence.
George was unfairly accused of murdering two White girls (Betty 11 and Mary 7), whose bodies had been found not far from the house where the boy and his parents lived. At that time, all the members of the jury were white. The trial lasted 2H30, and the jury made the decision of his sentence after 10 minutes.
The boy's parents, threatened, were barred from taking part in the trial after being ordered to leave the city.
Prior to his trial, George spent 81 days in detention without the possibility of seeing his parents for the last time.
He was imprisoned alone in his cell, 80 kilometers from his hometown.
His hearing of the facts was done alone, without the presence of his parents or a lawyer.
George's electrocution charge was 5,380 volts on his head. We let you imagine what such an electric shock can have on a young child's head.
We will never forgive and will never FORGET!
Continue To Rest In Power Odogwu

CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Falz As A Kid by Noise4maker(m): 11:05am On Aug 17, 2018
StarUp:
Falz the bahd guy. cheesy


Falz the band guy grin


Good day nairalanders... Please l need a good Samaritan to help out with a better job connection in Abuja or environs for someone l know and recommend very dearly for his uncommon intelligence, hard work, dedication to duty as well as unparalleled integrity and honesty.
I have hitherto worked with this young man and know him in and out as Godfearing (with great respect for people), can be trusted with confidential matters as well as have an above average IQ plus being handsome with a good dress sense. He possesses a Bachelors degree in the Social Sciences and is in his early thirties with over six years work experience that cuts across mainly education, customer service and administrative duties. He is presently poorly and grossly underpaid(less than 50k) considering his "quality attributes"... If God lays it in your heart, kindly reach him via: qualitysmile7@gmail.com...as you remember to help him, God will remember to help you too...thanks.

NB: Though any part of the country can also be considered if the job and conditions attached are worth relocating. God bless you as you help him.
Terrorist
Nairaland GeneralYes I Tithe! by Noise4maker(op): 4:56pm On Aug 14, 2018
John D. Rockefeller — Yes I TITHE!

The United States First Billionaire was John D. Rockefeller (July 8, 1839 — May 23, 1937). He was an American oil industry business magnate and philanthropist. He is widely considered the wealthiest American of all time, and the richest person in modern history. His peak net worth was estimated at $336 billion (in 2007 USD; inflation-adjusted) in 1913. He once said then in an interview —



"Yes, I Tithe"

Yes, I tithe, and I would like to tell you how it all came about. I had to begin work as a small boy to help support my mother. My first wages amounted to $1.50 per week. The first week after I went to work, I took the $1.50 home to my mother and she held the money in her lap and explained to me that she would be happy if I would give a tenth of it to the Lord.

I did, and from that week until this day I have tithed every dollar God has entrusted to me. And I want to say, if I had not tithed the first dollar I made I would not have tithed the first million dollars I made. Tell your readers to train their children to tithe, and they will grow up to be faithful stewards of the Lord.

— John D. Rockefeller, Sr.

Luke 16:11 says, “Whoever can be trusted with very little can also be trusted with much, and whoever is dishonest with very little will also be dishonest with much.”

I get encouraged seeing that one of the wealthiest people in the world understood the importance of passing the small tests in order to get to the bigger ones.

From what I know of Rockefeller, he wasn’t a perfect role-model (are any of us?) but there is a lesson here that I think we all can learn from.

PoliticsRe: 'nigerians Killing One Another In South Africa' - Ibeto by Noise4maker(m): 8:30pm On Aug 13, 2018

PoliticsRe: 2019: I Want To Rescue Nigeria From Collapse ― Makarfi by Noise4maker(m): 8:19pm On Aug 13, 2018
The have started speaking in tongue grin
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Singer, Sinache, Reacts To Her Song Being Played In Clubs by Noise4maker(m): 8:16pm On Aug 13, 2018
End time.

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