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Crime › Re: Libyan Rebels Are Violating Nigerian Women by nokia3310: 11:06am On Sep 08, 2011

Nigerian women presently in the war torn country have been violated already, whether the women or Jona is at fault should be kept in a cooler for another day, more pressing issue should've been how can we rescue our compatriots from the so called refugee camps back to Nigeria in the best possible way. For now i hope Jona and his boys will not forget to subject these women to proper medical examination upon their return, before they will be allow to mix up with people, i no want hear say them infect any of our young boys with any foreign disease O.

Computers › Re: Where Are The Embedded System Specialists? by nokia3310: 10:51am On Aug 19, 2011

That is very simple, pls just follow the steps below:

1. Convert the 1.728ms to its microsecond equivalent (by multiplying by 1000)
2. Just call an inbuilt delay function of (in microsecond)
3. The code that will solve your problem is just a single as shown in 4 below:
4. delay_us(1728);

Romance › Re: What Is Your Age Limit For Dating? by nokia3310: 12:40pm On Aug 11, 2011

cyber6:
i can date a girl that is 5yrs younger or 5yrs older (if and only if i'm less than 30), but as i'm growing older, i will open up the margin to accommodate younger girls, i could imagine the way 20yrs old girls will handle me when i'm 50.

That is Child Abuse

Webmasters › Re: Nigeria's Official Website Is As Bad As Nigeria Itself by nokia3310: 11:16am On Aug 09, 2011

werepeLeri:
All those shouting virus are primary school kids. If your system shows a virus on opening the website, then, my advice is for you to throw away the silly machine you call a computer. For me, the website opens fine and there is no alarm of any sort of virus.

The website opened fine for you probably because your antivirus is not up to date, by the time the you restart your system you will know who be the real primary school kid grin

Webmasters › Re: Nigeria's Official Website Is As Bad As Nigeria Itself by nokia3310: 10:55am On Aug 09, 2011

@Poster you must be on a mission of spreading virus across to thousands of Nairalanders, otherwise how do you explain calling our attention to a website that had been taken over by virus

Islam › Re: Gist Us On How Ur Ramadan Went Today? by nokia3310: 10:26am On Aug 05, 2011

As for me I'm not so happy about what i did early on; i woke up few minutes after five, then i over heard something like Adhan (i never knew it was Iqamat) so i quickly prepared cold tea, As soon as i throw the last slice of bread in my mouth then i overheard the Imam's recitation (meaning Fajr prayer was in progress already). Pls can somebody advice me on what to do?

Romance › Re: Diz Abuja Girls Sef by nokia3310: 12:55pm On Jun 22, 2011

apache77:
k.By d way you talk sef, anyone will know u cant get a woman. Club? no be for people like you
my broda help me tell am oooo

Even dogs can get club girls! How many of these ashawo's you're dying for (but couldn't afford) will reject the offer of flying to Italy to lie down for a dog?
You're the one that can't get a girl that's why @190 gave you some tips on how to solve your problem earlier on.

Romance › Re: Diz Abuja Girls Sef by nokia3310: 11:08am On Jun 22, 2011

apache77:
u be moronn, u no go school? or u simply cant read english? i met her in a friend's boutique, idiott. go buy glasses

Yes, i no go school but was able to read the lines in your post where you mentioned that her friends were even more harsh-50k, 70k. Which means you went ahead to bargain sex with her friends even after you've realized that she's a sex worker herself.
I wouldn't want to be exchanging words with someone like that had descended so low to the extent of negotiating sex with Ashawo.
Real men go for descent girls with class, while gutless men like you will go for Ash

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Romance › Re: Diz Abuja Girls Sef by nokia3310: 10:46am On Jun 22, 2011

@poster what's the point of posting this? Is this your own way of telling the world that you patronize ashawo?
you for include your particulars in the post so that all of us go know your identity.

Politics › Re: Tension, Distrust In Kafanchan Over Activities Of Soldiers by nokia3310: 5:16pm On Jun 21, 2011

ogasir2011:
@ abubello
Hitler might have frm a christain country, but he did not kill in the name of God, it was according to race, so don't bring hitler into this. U muslims kill for God, and u believe u will be given 7 virgins if u Die( nonsense). I am sure your heaven will be filled with Indecency. Wake up man, you religion is full of violence. CPC=muslims=violence.
Hezbollah=muslims=violence.
Taliban=muslims=taliban.

The lists goes on and on.

I just wonder why u r defendening a lost faith?

U call others infidels, are u pple better of,

Drinkin beer in hiding.

Gosh islam is just sick.

Hypocrites dats wat u pple are.

I deliberately highlighted all the foul languages ogasir2011(a xtian accusing Muslim of violence) used in his post in red color, pls just compare with the reply of @ abubello (a Muslim denouncing violence),

abubello:
ogasir

so if hitler did not kill in d name of christianity did cpc kill in d name of islam or is cpc synonymous with islam? Using your logic cpc should not be condemned because they did not kill in d name of islam. BTW u did not respond to d serbian atrocities, crusades etc raised in my earlier post

i began to compare the two opinions and then some question came to my mind
1. who is more violent?
2. who is more logical?
3. who is more patient?

Politics › Re: Fbi Agents Arrive Abuja, Comb Police Headquarters by nokia3310: 4:05pm On Jun 21, 2011

More embarrassing is the fact that the poster said "The team, made up of three men and one woman", could this team of four people be better than the whole of our police men and women put together?
If this team of four happens to be better, i think the FG should just give everyone the license to own sophisticated weapons so that we can provide security for ourselves just the way we've been providing electricity for ourselves in the form of generator.

Politics › Re: Tension, Distrust In Kafanchan Over Activities Of Soldiers by nokia3310: 2:37pm On Jun 21, 2011

ogasir2011:
@ abubello
Must u kill because someone tampered wit the koran? Why r u fighting for and killing for God, let God Punish them, don't come here and defend killing of non muslims because of koran? Islam is a religion of violence. In the world over terrerist are known to be muslims, I wonder why u in a faith where pple kill for God, my guy wake up. You pple are sick

Islam is not a religion of violence, rather you're are too short sighted to have seen why Muslim Arabs are attacking America and the west; the US had failed to rises up to her responsibility and condemned the great crime committed against the people who had been suffering in humiliation, in abject poverty for over 50years- Palestine is the issue; we've watched it on the satellites several times, where children are run over and crushed by a Caterpillar Tractor built in the United States of America and given as aid to the Israel, and use as a weapon of mass destruction against the Palestinians who had nothing to do with any violence against the state of Israel, but was being punished for a collective guilt, which is a crime against every legal system in this planet, but nobody calls this Terrorism.
It should also be noted that violence is not peculiar to Muslims alone, there are so many Pre-modern crimes committed in the name of Christianity (such as the christian crusade).

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Politics › Re: Tension, Distrust In Kafanchan Over Activities Of Soldiers by nokia3310: 12:30pm On Jun 21, 2011

The Muslims and Christians in Kaduna (and even Plateau state) should be ashamed of themselves, you guys are talking about killing human being as if iit were mosquitoes. i'd like to bring to your notice that Kaduna state is not the only state where we have have both Muslims and Christians in large numbers, we have states like Kogi, Oyo, Ogun, Lagos etc.
Too much blood have been shed, we need to come back to our senses and re-established the fact that every soul is sacred- whether Christian or Muslim

Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by nokia3310: 5:01pm On Jun 20, 2011

mydreamz:
Evil forest!! some backward people still use that?
You must be really slow-witted.
So lame!!!

Ok, you'd prefer the Atlantic ocean, don't worry you'll be thrown there, next to Osama.

Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by nokia3310: 4:19pm On Jun 20, 2011

mydreamz:
Very minute brain capacity!!! What a pity.

Na people dey buy their own coffin for your yard

So sorry it took so long before i understand you msg(don't mind my brain), In other word, your mean you don't deserved a coffin, that the evil forest will serve better.

Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by nokia3310: 3:57pm On Jun 20, 2011

mydreamz:
3yrs I thought as much!!!
common run along and go grab your feeding bottle

1000yrs! common run along and go get coffin for yourself, for you will soon go

Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by nokia3310: 3:29pm On Jun 20, 2011

mydreamz:
How old are you again? Abeg grow up jo!!

Three years old! Since you know you're 1000 years old, why don't you allow a three yrs baby to catch some fun!!! MUMU

Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by nokia3310: 3:11pm On Jun 20, 2011

mydreamz:
OH PLEASE!!!! [/i]before nko, na your poor and ugly [i]A.S.S they will go for

You see, its those type of chicks u'll attract.

Announcement! Announcement!! Announcement!!!

She is back again, she is the one with the two left legs; if i'm lying show them your two legs let the nairaland community be the judge.

Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by nokia3310: 2:59pm On Jun 20, 2011

Machine007:
another observation the ears are not the same.

Is there any law that says the two ears must be identical? I have a babe with two left legs!

Celebrities › Re: Who Did This To Basketmouth? by nokia3310: 2:45pm On Jun 20, 2011

Trust Naija babes, they will go for the one on the left, provided his pocket is full of dollars (even Naira sef).

Politics › Re: Massob To Join Boko Haram - Uwazuruike, Leader Threatens: I May Join Boko Haram by nokia3310: 10:16am On Jun 20, 2011

Dividing the country into two!

What about the Christians in the North?
What about the Muslims in the SW?

Mr. Uwazuruike you've just claimed the title of the most stupid person in Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Buhari Wants Decisive Action Against Terrorism by nokia3310: 2:32pm On Jun 18, 2011

El Guapo:
I dont take those words of His serious. . .I have this feelings that Buhari n Ibb all have a hand in the recent bombings, merely to dent the image of the Gej admin!

As far as i'm concerned GEJ hasn't any image to dent, someone that haven't not been able to complete a task as simple as naming his cabinet, despite having spent a year in office before succeeding himself, thought some of this things should've been in place.

Politics › Re: Buhari Wants Decisive Action Against Terrorism by nokia3310: 2:24pm On Jun 18, 2011

proffmanue:
Mallam Buhari should become special adviser on Terrorism. I think he has a good credential for that post.

I think we need to be more matured in terms of the way we make accusations, As far as i'm concerned the General is the most discipline statesman Nigeria has ever produced that's why himself along side Mandela were the only Statesmen invited from Africa to the inauguration of President Obama.

Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Omawumi Gives Birth To Baby Girl by nokia3310: 1:57pm On Jun 18, 2011

LT_Versati:
Sexy singer, Omawumi Megbele is now a mother. The award winning singer welcomed her first child a girl in faraway America. The name of the child hasn’t been confirmed yet.

Sources close to her notified us that she put to bed early Saturday, June 18, 2011 at 2AM.

Omawumi also stated via Blackberry Messenger (bbm) ‘A child is God’s reward – Psalm127:3B…Welcome sweetie!’,

The identity of the father still remains unknown but sources say the baby father could be the owner of the Lagos club Zamunda.

Congratulations to Omawumi Megbele.

wanna be writter abi na post happy (just the way some police are trigger happy), you couldn't wait to get the full story, you come they post nonsense for here! ok answer the questions wey pple they ask you now.
they said is she married? abi are you telling us she just gave birth to a fatherless child? abi she no know who give her bele?

Romance › Re: What Could Be My Problem? by nokia3310: 12:26pm On Jun 18, 2011

strategy:
27 years of sexless life not a big deal, i had my first sex @ 33, after my wedding. my wife also a virgin, but trust me , we're living heaven on earth sexually,

Got dis-virgin at at 33!!! your own case is worst than that of the poster, you shouldn't have contributed to this thread like what someone rightly pointed out to you, "Guy you are a typical case of a man who has tasted only egusi soup and feels that it is the only soup in the world". What experience have you to share with a brother in need of help?

Romance › Re: What Could Be My Problem? by nokia3310: 11:14am On Jun 18, 2011

I think i agreed with pro01 to some extent, your problem is confidence, because from your post you said "evn if she agreed she wil call bk some few minutes later 2 reverse her word lyk she jst made a terrible mistake" . I think there are things you should note here.

0. The fact that, they called you back to tell you "No" means, they have regard for you, otherwise they will just ignore you until whenever you call them
1. Who told you that just because a woman said NO she really meant it, they love saying no even when they actually mean YES
2. Since you are not the confident type, next time when toasting a woman don't put it to her as if you are expecting a yes/no answer
3. Women tend to be very serious about a guy, when you don't look too desperate, so take it easy and know that d whole thing is a game, just like a quote i saw somewhere "Love is name, and sex is game, forget the name and play the game".
4. Its the man that makes things to happen, so it is your duty to chase these girls around and sleep with them whether willingly or unwillingly, take some time to watch the he goats and corks in your neighborhood.
5. Note that you must not win every game you play, you can quit some games to play others, there are many games waiting to be played

It is NOT a spiritual problem at all, the problem is your confidence is at low ebb!!!

Business › Re: Do You Support Sharia Banking (Poll) by nokia3310: 5:44pm On Jun 16, 2011

Kobojunkie:
Investigations also reveal that many of the countries where these non-interest banking is practiced DO NOT have their CENTRAL BANKS promoting this ISLAMIC banking policies.

Investigations also reveal that many of these countries DO NOT have institutionalized SHARIA practices, and most all of them are not currently dealing with RELIGIOUS riots in any form close to that experienced in Nigeria so far.

Investigations reveal that non-interest banking policies DO NOT need to be linked to any particular religion since the idea is not really religious in origin. So we can pursue non-interest banking policies WITHOUT needing to link it to islam.

Investigation reveal this, Investigation reveal that, may be you guys attended night schools otherwise you will have been taught to append references,

Business › Re: Do You Support Sharia Banking (Poll) by nokia3310: 5:35pm On Jun 16, 2011

Kobojunkie:
Why should the Christians be the ones to kick against a policy that affects Nigeria as a whole? Why are you trying to make this some MUSLIM VS. CHRISTIAN issue? Are you saying that those whose lives and development have been AFFECTED should only be the worry of "THE CHRISTIANS"?

Maybe you should take time to think your question through. . . might help you come up with a better one.

So sorry i did not include your allies Traditional believers, Sango worshipers etc.

Business › Re: Do You Support Sharia Banking (Poll) by nokia3310: 5:24pm On Jun 16, 2011

Kobojunkie:
That is NOT TRUE. Where did you get this one from again? Seriously, don't assume you are speaking to UNINFORMED individuals just because you are online. Jeezzz!!!
I am sorry but again, you are ill-informed and I suggest you start by getting yourself better informed, especially if you are new to this forum. Ignorance is not bliss here!

a) Northerners never did vote on whether to have Sharia or not. It was added to the Constitution by their leaders --- the ordinary citizens didn't get to vote on it. - one correction for you. So your rambling on southerners opposing and notherners and blah blah blah . . is just that, ramblings. It is irrelevant since there was never a general vote on that decision.

Thanks for educating me madam know all, but i'd like to ask, where were the Christians when the Muslim leaders added that to the constitution, thought that would've been the right time to kick against.

Business › Re: Do You Support Sharia Banking (Poll) by nokia3310: 4:34pm On Jun 16, 2011

Kobojunkie:
We are in the year 2011, and we still have people making comments such as these. Let me educate you for one second. 16000 people have lost their lives to mostly religious violence in the country called Nigeria. Many of them hacked to death simply for not being islamic, or the right ethnicity. When you Central Bank then decides to implement Islamic Banking, in addition with Sharia which has led to the maiming (Amptations of arms, legs, etc. of innocent lives in the north) and the institutionalization of such practices as Almajirism(some state governors actually spend millions of dollars to feed them come festival season), you and every ought to take this panadol because, dufus, it is YOUR COUNTRY AND PEOPLE AS WELL that will likely be affected in the end.

Sharia/Islam did not INVENT no-interest banking. If Banks want to offer No-interest banking services, they ought to be able to do that without needing to link it to one religion, or another. We do not need the CBN making policies for [b]RELIGIOUS [/b]banking when it can simply make policies that apply across the board.

You actually need education yourself, how can you drag with someone over what he has the right to do? The riots you mentioned, what was the caused? The northerners said they wanted Sharia but some minority groups and your southern brothers/sisters residing in the north said that is not possible and consequently it lead to violence, Do you think the few northerners living in the south can oppose whatever life the southerners decided to live? The sharia in the north did not deprive the Christians their rights, they owned and worship in churches located in various strategic locations, but in contrast i'm even aware of several incidents where a Muslim (in porthacourt to be more precise) wanted to acquire a land and they told he has to write an agreement with the local authority that upon completion of the building, if he turn it to a prayer house (mosque), that they will cease it, so who is causing the riots now? answer that question yourself.

Business › Re: Do You Support Sharia Banking (Poll) by nokia3310: 2:05pm On Jun 16, 2011

All the Christains, Traditional believers, Free thinkers and even agents of devil that have commented on this topic, Why do you have to take Panadol for another mans headache
1. No body will force you to bank with Islamic bank
2. Why waste your energy fighting something you cannot overcome because stopping Islamic bank will require constitutional amendments
3. Assuming you have the power to stop Islamic bank, why do you have to deny the Muslims their right to put their money where their heart belongs

we said we No want chop interest, na by force? Una dey find trouble Ooo,

NYSC › Re: Kidnapped Corpers: NYSC Rejects Ransom Demand, Resorts To Prayers by nokia3310: 11:04am On Jun 16, 2011

Federal Gov't need to scrap this scheme, i remembered vividly that my service year was the most boring of my 29yrs of existence.
I was posted to one forest called Awgu local gov't of Enugu state.
After eleven months of fruitless attempt trying to impact the knowledge of mathematics on some Igbo children with their coconut heads, my host community didn't appreciate me or any other corps member at that, they thought federal gov't is paying corps members very huge amount, so they tends to very hostile towards corpers. So can anyone out there (especially in the gov't) tell me one objective of the scheme that has been realized?

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