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Jokes EtcRe: Natural Method Of Removing Excess Fat In The Tummy by nokia3310: 3:51pm On Feb 01, 2016
I've read through your thread, and I must say the result obtained by your numerous clients is impressive (evident from the conversation between you guys as depicted in the chats and pix attached). I'm interested in your products but I need you to answer few questions first.
1. Why is it so easy for you to attach the screen shots of a conversation between you and your clients than to than to simply state the prices of your products.
2. Since you like to attach pictures so much, why is the picture of the products not attach?
3. Considering the fact the fact that you've been doing this for a while and since you like to share the testimonies of your previous clients, why is there no testimonies from registered nairalanders?
4. Can my order be delivered to me in Kaduna?
Christianity EtcRe: Walid's Testimony'''''please Read,,,,,,thanks--- by nokia3310: 6:51am On Nov 03, 2013
holypower: Walid's Testimony:


I remember students used to ask the teacher
during our Islamic studies in Bethlehem High
School if it was permitted for Muslims to rape the
Jewish women after we defeated them. His
response was, "The women captured in battle have
no choice in this matter, they are concubines and they need to obey their masters, having sex with
slave captives is not a ‘matter of choice for slaves’".
This in fact was written in the Koran, for it says: "Forbidden to you also are married women,
except those who are in your hand as slaves,
this is the law of Allah for you." -- Sura: The
Women (al-Nisa, verse 24) And in a different verse the Koran says: "O prophet; we allowed thee thy wives to
whom thou hast paid their dowries, and the
slaves whom thy right hand possesseth out of
the booty which Allah hath granted thee, and
the daughters of thy uncle, and of thy maternal
aunt, who fled with thee to Medina, and any believing woman who hath given herself up to
the prophet, if the prophet desired to wed her,
a privilege to thee above the rest of the
faithful". -- Sura: Confederates (al-Ahzab, verse 50)http://answering-islam.org/Testimonies/walid.html
The Story is interesting but even as an Atheist(Oops, still evolving, not sure what to call myself for now) who have spent some time studying the Quran, its obvious that he quoted Quaranic verses out of context. For example, he quoted Al-Nisa, verse 24 as a proof to the fact that it is permissible for Muslims to r.ape Jewish women upon defeating them.
Why make use of words like r.ape and sex when obviously the verses is talking about marriage, And even if you look at the verses before and after it, they are both referring to marriage.

Please let review the three verses

4:23. Prohibited to you [for marriage] are your mothers, your daughters, your sisters, your father's sisters, your mother's sisters, your brother's daughters, your sister's daughters, your [milk] mothers who nursed you, your sisters through nursing, your wives' mothers, and your step-daughters under your guardianship [born] of your wives unto whom you have gone in. But if you have not gone in unto them, there is no sin upon you. And [also prohibited are] the wives of your sons who are from your [own] loins, and that you take [in marriage] two sisters simultaneously, except for what has already occurred. Indeed, Allah is ever Forgiving and Merciful.

4:24. And [also prohibited to you are all] married women except those your right hands possess. [This is] the decree of Allah upon you. And lawful to you are [all others] beyond these, [provided] that you seek them [in marriage] with [gifts from] your property, desiring chastity, not unlawful sexual intercourse. So for whatever you enjoy [of marriage] from them, give them their due compensation as an obligation. And there is no blame upon you for what you mutually agree to beyond the obligation. Indeed, Allah is ever Knowing and Wise.


4:25. And whoever among you cannot [find] the means to marry free, believing women, then [he may marry] from those whom your right hands possess of believing slave girls. And Allah is most knowing about your faith. You [believers] are of one another. So marry them with the permission of their people and give them their due compensation according to what is acceptable. [They should be] chaste, neither [of] those who commit unlawful intercourse randomly nor those who take [secret] lovers. But once they are sheltered in marriage, if they should commit adultery, then for them is half the punishment for free [unmarried] women. This [allowance] is for him among you who fears sin, but to be patient is better for you. And Allah is Forgiving and Merciful.

in conclusion, from the verses above; muslims are permitted to marry from what their right hand posses and not r.ape them.
verse 24 in particular is talking about Muslims not allowed to marry married women except married women captured maybe after defeating their husbands (who happens to be infidels like myself) in wars

Disclaimer
I'm not in any away saying that the Quran is perfect or the above verses even makes sense, but lets tell the story as it is, because my rebellion is not just for the fun of it, but i want align with what i know its the truth, so i hate it when someone is quoting scriptures wrongly just to sell his idea.
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Atheists, Skeptics, Agnostics, deists, Irreligious etc! by nokia3310: 5:04pm On Aug 16, 2013
Sloganz: Okay i am starting to adjust to my life as an atheist.
So far nothing is different in my life, just the fact that my Sundays are free.
I no longer have that burden of waking up and going to church, fortunately! wink

Am i the only atheist here?
Congratulations on your independence!
I don't think you really need to adjust your life style as an atheist, this is because our life style is the most natural and default way of life (remember babies are born atheists).
Myself as a Muslim that dumped Islam for atheism (i've been an atheist for a year now) and i realized that:
1. I no longer feel guilt within me how much more seeking forgiveness.
2. I'm no longer scared of the imaginary hell fire our Imams have been preaching about.
3. I don't need to worry about where i am going to after death, as i don't even know where i was before my Mum conceived.
4. No need for repetitive and boring exercise they called five daily prayers
5. No need for starving myself in the name of Ramadan fasting.

Happy Sallah in arrears to all my Muslim brothers and sisters.
Christianity EtcRe: If Your Religion Is True, Why Is It Full Of False Statements? by nokia3310: 10:00am On Apr 27, 2013
Allah and Yahweh don't seems to know the meaning of some words, pride themselves as merciful god but still threatening people with hell fire. ever wonder what mode of punishment they would've dish out to unbelievers if they were to be harsh gods.
Christianity EtcRe: If Your Religion Is True, Why Is It Full Of False Statements? by nokia3310: 9:31am On Apr 27, 2013
1. Muhammad fell in love with the wife of his adopted son, God reveal a verse urging Muhammad to marry her.

2. God spent so much time teaching Muhammad about cutting nails, shaving pubic hears and how to step into d toilet but he forgot to tell him about how slavery is a crime against humanity.
Christianity EtcRe: How Helpful Has Nairaland Religion Section Been To You by nokia3310: 2:24pm On Apr 17, 2013
I've been a registered member of this forum since 2009 but hardly visit religion section, but even when i do, i only visits threads related to Islam(as i used to be a muslim). I remembered vividly how i was shocked to the bone the first time i read through some post with arguments against god but the decisive one was one thread by Avicenna. That thread practically made me to dump religion. My family members are expecting Ramadan in the next few months, i can't imagine how sweet it will be to eat all through the holy month grin I can never thank nairaland enough.
Christianity EtcRe: What Would Make You Change Your Religion? by nokia3310: 8:53am On Mar 17, 2013
Even if God exists, he is certainly a confused being that doesn't deserve to be worship... NONE OF HIS RELIGION EVEN MAKES SENSE AT ALL.
Christianity EtcRe: For Free Thinkers And Atheist Only by nokia3310:
^^^Just remembered i didn't caution you to never try that when you're in the midst of people like vedAXEcool and sweetNECKta otherwise they will use an AXE to chop off your NECK.
This is a million dollar advice i got from uncle Musk when i first declare my disbelieve on this forum.
Christianity EtcRe: For Free Thinkers And Atheist Only by nokia3310: 8:55pm On Mar 13, 2013
I don't know whether its only me but i usually enjoy staring at a religious person's eye while telling them that all these fairy tales in their scriptures are all bull_shit grin Try it and see, there is nothing sweeter than the expression you'll see on their face.
IslamRe: Examining Muslims and Miracles by nokia3310: 8:13pm On Mar 12, 2013
tbaba1234: Send me an email: tbaba1234@yahoo.com ... let's talk.
Thanks for your quick response. I understand that there is champions league match tonight but will message you after the match.
IslamRe: Examining Muslims and Miracles by nokia3310: 7:58pm On Mar 12, 2013
tbaba1234: Are you willing to have a discussion on that?
Hello tbaba, i actually admired your competency with respect to Islamic Issues, I'm presently agnostic but as someone who had practiced Islam in the past but left it because i'm not satisfied with some of its teachings. Even though i'm no longer a muslim but will like discuss Islam with you, i'd like to give islam a chance to see whether you can clear my doubts. The discussions could be here on nairaland or we can take it else where, but let me get your response first.
Christianity EtcRe: The Benefit Of Being A Christian by nokia3310: 2:02pm On Feb 28, 2013
“Nothing shall by any means hurt you,”
The bolded above caught my attention. All these stories are without evidence/proofs to back them up. I live in the north, Kaduna State to be precised. I've witnessed incidents where churches were under attack, neither jesus nor yahweh was there for his people. From the year 2000 till date over a thousand churches have been destroyed by the jihadists, not mentioning the number of worshipers that perished along, why did yahweh failed to protect these people or are they not his people?
You guys should better wake up and face the reality Even if there is a god, he has NO INFLUENCE in what is happening in our world
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 4:36pm On Feb 18, 2013
kmcutez: The word you should be looking at is "or rather" not just "or". "or rather" here means "or more exactly; or more accurately". So you will have to take the agnostic, not the atheist. example, he is my teacher, or rather he was my teacher. in this sentence he is trying to be more accurate.
Don't mind the id.iot, for obviously there is no point posting in this type of thread. Walking away singing "My soul is not for Christ"
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2013
striktlymi: Mehn...I hate doing this! I will correct some of my brethren and still correct some Atheists too?

You said:



Now, let me school you a bit.

The word "or" is used to connect words, phrases and even clauses which represent alternatives. The bold in your post i.e the "or" is used to connect the word 'Atheist' and the phrase 'rather an Agnostic'. It can readily be seen that someone can refer to you as either an Atheist or an Agnostic according to your post and the use of "or".

I chose the alternative 'Atheist' instead of 'Agnostic'. Hope you understand now?

PS: LB can you imagine this?
That is because you decided to neglect the word rather in my post. Well, i don't blame you, because i'm not actually expecting anything like SINCERITY from someone that believes that god created this world then he came into it, in person to die for our sins so that he can forgive us our sins
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 3:53pm On Feb 18, 2013
striktlymi: Do I need to start teaching some Atheists a lesson on comprehension? This is exactly the kind of mentality I was referring to. Must people argue based on sentiments and emotions?

For the avoidance of doubt, below is the post again:
Going by your argument, you also need a lesson on comprehension for i didn't refer to myself as an atheist. You'll definitely be my course mate wink
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 3:45pm On Feb 18, 2013
striktlymi: The post is not about Atheism!
Na, you'll make a very good pastor/imam for calling a black color white in broad day light like this
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 3:38pm On Feb 18, 2013
striktlymi: Do you know what the topic is? undecided
Is it possible to discuss atheism without talking about the fallacies some ancient men compiled together and called it scriptures?
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 3:31pm On Feb 18, 2013
Lovethywilbedon: You don't even know the one you belong to. Atheist or Agnostics?
You're not very far from the truth. But i think i'm heading towards Atheism, just needed more guts grin
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 3:29pm On Feb 18, 2013
striktlymi: Are you derailing this thread? undecided
He is not derailing..Answer him
I can't imagine myself worshiping a god that has been beaten black and blue by jacob
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 3:24pm On Feb 18, 2013
striktlymi: My use of sincerity is in relation to religion and not every aspect of life. The above is simply your opinion which I believe is very far from the truth. To say that those who accept religion are either Ignorant or Insincere is very false. It is true that some persons are into religion because they are either ignorant or insincere but this is not applicable to everyone who accepts religion. You commit at least two fallacies by saying that:

1) Fallacy of hasty generalization:

Some people are either ignorant or/and insincere in some of their beliefs...
Some of this people are into religion...
Therefore everyone who accepts religion is either ignorant or/and insincere in their acceptance of religion.

The above conclusion does not follow from the premise.

2) Fallacy of false cause:

Some religious people are ignorant of some facts...
Some religious people are sincere in their beliefs...
Every sincere religious person does so because of ignorance.

Similarly, the above argument is very flawed!

PS: LB care for more evidence?
You sounded like an authority in religious issues,probably that's why you pronounce my statements as being false. Well, i was referring to Abrahamic religions because that's the one i know so much about.
You are even asking for evidence? When its all over the place but you can't see it because of your ignorance. Who gives 10 percent of his monthly income to a church that consequently belongs to a certain pastor if not a brainwashed ignorant sheep.
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 1:17pm On Feb 18, 2013
striktlymi: Good morning nokia,

Firstly, I am of the opinion that you are smarter than some religious people though not everyone of them but to believe that you are 'more sincere' than every religious person just because you feel the religion you practiced is fundamentally flawed is very incorrect. This is at most your personal view on the matter.

Sincerity has to do with freeing oneself from pretense. Just as you are sincere as an Agnostic, some of your peers are insincere too. Some practice Agnosticism for very personal and insincere reasons just like you would find some religious people who practice religion because they are not sincere.

So sincerity really has nothing to do with whether someone is into religion or not. One can be insincere even when the individual leaves religion.

Thank you!
Talking about sincerity, i don't mean in all aspect of life rather with respect to our believes. How can an Agnostic be insincere when there is no reward attached to being Agnostic (As opposed to Pastors & Imams that get salaries for instance). I really believe that there are two reasons why people still practice religion:

1. Ignorance (i.e. not knowing much about the religion)
2. Insincerity - i.e. Worshiping God with the scriptures you know its not from him

The person that falls into category 1 will worship God with all sincerity of purpose but those in category 2 are fucking hypocrites.
Christianity EtcRe: You Think You Are Smart Because Your Are An Atheist?...oh Please!!! by nokia3310: 12:32pm On Feb 18, 2013
Well, personally as an atheist or rather an agnostic i don't think i am smarter than religious folks, but one thing i know for sure is that i'm more sincere than ALL theist, at least for accepting that the religion I've practiced all my life is fundamentally wrong, rather than to continue to defend the indefensible.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 10:11am On Feb 12, 2013
Beretta92: yeeee...heeeeee....ooooh...i 4got...what am i going 2 do now? Afraid is catching me...am a-scared to death...man of gold help me,am so scared...
There is no need to be afraid, all you need to do is to sow a forgiveness seed and you'll be cleared of the sin associated with blasphemy, but go and sin no more....Oops i almost forget, you can actually sin again...forgiveness will always be there for you as soon as you sow its seed. Biz continues....
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 4:31pm On Feb 11, 2013
Beretta92: and mine for u is that u'll bath naked tomorrow.
And who is this one and where are you from? Well, i am glad to inform you that the quality of your prophesy had earned you a place in the synagogue. You are therefore invited to understudy TB Joshua.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 4:27pm On Feb 11, 2013
Beretta92: And just yesterday he said i'd comment in a logicboy thread n here i am.people dis man is aTRUE prophet of d I YAM DAT I YAM...Emmanuel!!!
Blasphemy! Better apologize before your comment gets to CAN for i remember they gave last warning to people like you.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 4:14pm On Feb 11, 2013
musKeeto: he prophesied I wont join in on this.
May god open your eyes so that you can see the light. Prophesy is for the real men of god like TB Joshua and my humble self whearas prediction is for people like you. Here is my prophesy for you tonight.... No matter how hard you try to stay awake you'll eventually fall asleep. shocked
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 3:24pm On Feb 11, 2013
ooman: I get you now, you were only being sarcastic.

At times it is hard to tell! wink
I'm very serious man. TB Joshua is a Conman real prophet of god.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 3:18pm On Feb 11, 2013
Logicboy03: Na only that one you see?


Were you there when TB Joshua predicted that El Rufai will retweet a joke on Jesus in 2013?
The bolded should've been Prophesied and not predicted oh you of little faith or no faith at all!.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 3:10pm On Feb 11, 2013
Logicboy03: Na only that one you see?


Were you there when TB Joshua predicted that El Rufai will retweet a joke on Jesus in 2013?
Lol. Go and sleep and leave the respected MOG alone. Were you not sitting beside me in the synagogue last Sunday when he predicted that the sun will rise from the east on monday morning? grin
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Predicted The Resignation Of The Pope! by nokia3310: 3:01pm On Feb 11, 2013
Logicboy03: Seriously? You cant tell that i'm mocking?
Mocking MOG? Where were you when he predicted that Eagles will win B/Faso but they need to work very hard and score an early goal grin
IslamRe: An Atheist's Letter To Nigerian Muslims (El Rufai's Tweet Didnt Result In Riots) by nokia3310: 11:21am On Jan 30, 2013
@tbaba
you are one of the people whose posts i really like reading whenever i'm in religion section but on a serious note today i'm a bit disappointed with your responses as i expected you to hold up your hands and accept the fact Islam is synonymous with violence. There is no point denying what is so obvious, do you think its a coincidence that Muslims are fighting Buddhist in Burma? what about the Muslims fighting Jews in Gaza? What about those killing Christians in Nigeria? Not forgetting what is happening in Mali,Syria and so on. I don't have anything against Islam as all my family members are Muslims but the truth is that you guys must accept the fact that there is a problem that needs to be addressed, i strongly believed that Islamic clerics have shy away for too long, leaving in denials instead addressing the problem.
SportsRe: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by nokia3310: 9:03pm On Jan 21, 2013
lillyveezy: keshi don show us his high style.See how he (keshi) rubbish Nigerian pride
What do you want Keshi to do, he is just a coach and not a magician. Its obvious we don't have quality players that can compete at the highest level.
The quality of this game is in no way better than the monkey post we play in my neighborhood every Saturday.

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