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;DNa so so lie

dryakson:
I b ajebota... Therefore I have no idea what she's doing

Am all ears.

Can someone pls interpret d passage to me?

I will be right back

True talk. U na don hear political animals in d house, think twice before u cast ur vote

How many times will dis question come up? Old jist joor, old jist jare

We just pray it'll come to be

Hum, don't just conclude what to do without asking him reasons for doing that. Most men don't know d important of that while some just assume death can not come now. My hubby used his brother when he was working, I confronted him and he said he did it cos he was not marry then. We lost a brother last year only to get to his place of work n discover he used d person dat assisted him to secure d job as next of kin, they're not related oo n he has about 9kids (none is yet to get to uni). Ask him, it is his reaction that will tell u next thing to do.

Haba! Wait for ur time naa

Mayour11:
Under GMB

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Under GEJ or GMB?

ivex:
be like say u no dey use prepaid

If it true it'll affect prepaid too. Just pray it's true

;DLol

Eluwilussit:
Hallelujah! Thank you general Buhari and APC. I give you guys all the credit. Now, you guys can go home and keep up the good work. Be sure to present a young, vibrant and sophisticated northerner like Bakila in 2019. You will not only have my vote, but my time and money as well.

GEJ and PDP will definitely do a great job in the next 4 years. I love politics.

:DPolitics

phemoluv02:
GEJ ? What are u thinkn dear?

phemoluv02:
Lolz hmmm okay can u just pick a cute one? Not ur lover

Hmmm, GEJ
Just hope is not what am thinking

Good job

Am not a lesbian. So none

May it yield crucial result

Somebody shout hallaluyah!!!

A ba ma dupe ooooo

Their problem did not just start @ 25 and 28 respectively. When a mother can not allow temporary discomfort for her kids, create artificial scarcity for them, can't stand their tears then such is bound to happen. They are old enough to fend for themselves. If atall. U want to set up business for them let them work and gather money first then u add to it cos if u set them up just like dat such business will crumble(they'll scander it). If possible take ur mum with u, send little stipend to them until they learn their lessons.

Did u give ur life to Christ dat day? If not repent of ur sins today cos tomorrow may be to late.

Abbey2sam:
Enjoy the complete fiction


On the last day of work, I went early as usual to Onome’s workshop
and she was waiting to receive me. We talked and laughed and I was
impressed our bond grew closer, I knew I had 2 days to get laid and I
was just hoping to get a soft spot. So I asked her to send me her
pictures on my phone, she said she couldn’t that I should help her do
it through blue-tooth. As I went through her phone I saw some naked
pics of her which I took. I knew she was the easy type so I said to
her. “I need us to spend time tomorrow, just you and me.” She said.
“No problem, I even stay alone. You can come early tomorrow and
after we play and relax you will take me to food mart.”
I was so surprised, it came so easy and effortless. I got her address
and I headed straight to work.
The following day I was ready to claim my trophy, you know, all work
and no play…… I got to her place early around 8am it was on Sunday.
It was a one room, very modest, no chairs, just a mattress and a
rubber carpet. She welcomed me with a very warm hug, as she
squeezed her boobs on me. I had to squeeze something too, so I
reached for her booty and squeezed that as well.
She said. “Take off your clothes and lie down.” I was like.”WHAT!”
Omo it was too good to be true, I quickly took off my clothes and laid
on the mattress.
She grabbed my mini me stroking it with her hands, in my mind I had
never felt so lucky as I closed my eyes and waiting for the
sequential treatment that would occur that morning. All of a sudden,
there was a barge into the room. A fierce looking guy. He shouted.
“See as this man come they Bleep my wife so… bros you own don
finish.”
It felt as if I was in a movie or probably dreaming. I got up as quick
as I could and tried to reach for my clothes… Next thing I heard was
a thunderous sound on my face in the form of a dirty stinky slap. I
was confused, I didn’t know whether to get angry, cry or beg. I just
allowed my instincts to play and I saw my self on my knees begging..
“Big bros, Abeg it is not what you think.. I ..I she told me she wasn’t
mari..” Another slap interrupted me. Then I knew my end had come
and I might not come out the same again.
Two other guys came in the room and said. “Mudiaga, wetin happen?”
As they saw me they laughed and said “This bros don enter one
chance, na here you go die today.”
I was begging like a thief cut pants down, in the actual sense I was.
Then the fierce looking guy that hit me said he was going to get a
knife to cut my penis. At that moment, I didn’t know how to tell my
parents,siblings and girlfriend that I might probably not see them
again. As the guy left for the knife, the other guys remained.
One of them said to me. “Bros you Bleep up, all you Lagos boys think
say you fit come here come Bleep any girl anyhow….You own don
finish today.”
I noticed he was not as furious as the first guy. So I begged him.
“Brother please, I will do anything please don’t kill me, help me.”
Meanwhile I looked back at Onome to help me tell them I did not know
she was married as I was about to speak she shouted. “Shut up!
Ashawo like you, your own don finish today.”
I looked at myself and asked myself is this how I will die? So the
second guy said. “Bros, look… I like you, I wan help you… give me
your ATM first.” I said.”Brother see I don’t have my ATM with me
it’s in Lagos you can search my wallet.”
They searched my wallet, it wasn’t there but they took my N7,000
and my wallet, they dropped my ID cards and other stuffs in my
wallet. They stumbled on my phone galaxy S4 brand new, but I
begged them to just drop the sim, which they did. The other guy
eyed my shoes and he took it and gave me his rusty palm slippers.
They told me to run before the guy comes back, I wore my jeans but
forgot my boxers, picked my shirt and ran for my dear life.
As I ran, I stopped because I realized with just one shout of “Thief!”
I am gone for good. So I walked, didn’t have a dime on me, so I
trekked for about 40 minutes till I got to the guest house. I took a
shower and went to a nearby church that day and thank God for the
gift of life…..

So if ur friend has fertility problem it is online he'll look for solution Haba! The earlier he go to the hospital for fertility evaluation the better. My 2 cent. I stand to be corrected anyway.

C ur teeth outside

Noloss:
Which tooth paste r u advertising? Remember it's not allowed here

Op how much dem give u? Abi how do u get dis pix?

Acekidc4:

Which tooth paste r u advertising? Remember it's not allowed here

Thanks

He who breaks an edge, serpent will bite him!

omoiseselagba:
IT CAN ONLY BE OGUN STATE

God fatherism, I mean Iseserism, there is God ooo

Whatever! Election must hold