I think you people have the wrong misconception when it comes to masturbating.. Yes it is a sin but so is lying, greediness,disobedience to mention but a few. No sin is bigger in the eyes of God.. 95% of the world population between the age 16-35 masturbates at least once a month. Most times the people that complain about masturbation are those guys who don't have sex partners.. Masturbation affects you psychologically and emotionally especially when you are an introvert because it makes you withdraw from people and believing you can achieve climax only by indulging yourself and this makes you hate yourselves at the end.. Gals masturbate more than guys but you will never hear a gal talk bad about it.. For people like us that don't have an apartment to invite gals anytime of the day if konji hold you for night what do you do??
If you have a gal friend or sex partner you honestly won't see masturbation as a big deal cos most so go and get one so that you can sex chatting her while rubbing ur D and

Good morning nairalanders and a happy new week..
Since i don't have anything to do on this Sunday morning, lets play..


Being a patriotic Nigerian who has been to almost every region in the country and come in contact with different tribes and being a favourite among dem ladies cos of my looks(all thanks to my parents), i think I'm placed to say how gals from different tribes act when they start falling head over heels for you..

IGBO GALS: Igbo gals too get pride or should i say them no too get mind.. When an Igbo gal start liking u, na so so look she go dy look u.. Like an Igbo gal will have feelings for u and still expect you the guy to ask her out and then gets mad with you when you don't do so. lmao.. And if you happen to be just friends with an Igbo gal and she sees waving to another gal, y'all won't talk for days....unless you're giving her money..smh.. Igbo gals una shakara too much.

Yoruba Gals: One thing i admire about Yoruba gals is that they have mind..if a Yoruba gal likes you even on first sight, chances are 100% that she must make sure you notice her and most times they actually walk up to you. Yoruba gals no dy use eye see fine boys especially the chocolate skin type and na she go even seduce you Bleep you like the guy no need ask her out..she will start treating you like her boyfriend immediately..lol. There gals are very caring though and that give you money and gifts without collecting from you..just don't cheat on her..

Hausa GALS.. Hausa gals are very respectful when they start falling for you.. They will be passing your front and greet you each time.. Na there i learn Allaikum sallam cos na my reply be that.. There gals sabi do well well and you don't have to spend shii just tell Amina say you love her and you go spend the rest of your life with her and she go dy give you any style wey u want.

CROSSRIVER GALS: if you visit this part of Nigeria and you are handsome, you might be sexually assaulted even by the married ones.. they might fight to get your attention and you might even be shocked to learn that they have discussed the order in which they are gonna sleep with you without your knowledge.. Lol. They will start dressing very seductively in yo presence thereby keeping yo D at attention all the time..lol

There are so many other tribes i have been in contact with both these ones stand out for me..
Anyone else who can relate??

And to those of you saying this post is childish, i don't get your point.. Take it as a friend asking you for advice..that's why i said guys that have seen it all pls.. If you don't have any advice, just pass.. Thanks

Offpoint:
Since she's your maga, beg her so the money can still flow in... It's rare to find a female maga and since you're lucky enough to found one eat her on behalf of all guys... do anything to keep the money flowing in.
See it as a business and she's your client, do anything to keep her till your account is loaded enough.

Thank you

Bro its not business per say cos i feel fo her. But at the same time Naija Gals are getting unpredictable these days.. b4 i give person chance to stab me

MrBrownJay1:
both of you are immature.... you deserve one another in holy misery!

if this is your babe, then whether some dude come and talk, you stay there like a man and join the convo...you dont run like a coward then stand away and call her on the phone to say thing that you couldnt say to her face (how childish). no wonder she didnt pick your call, what babe in her right mind would?!

Bro this picture you're painting is a wrong one.. Why will my gal friend busy my calls not once or twice without knowing why I'm calling??and now everything is my fault?? Nawa oh

TheRealProphet:
Weak man...ur mumu never do..you deserve.... [img]https:///media/1-13-2018/SE31db.gif[/img]

weak for what exactly??

DesignPoint:


See en, if you like your peace of mind, stop dating her and look for a way to be friends.

Build yourself and your confidence will increase alongside.
You guys are both very young I noticed which means you'll not heed any advice from here. It is okay.
Mistakes are important too.

what has confidence got to do with this Sir

Good evening everyone.. For the matured guys who might have seen it all, please i need yo advice.
There's this gal i met three weeks ago, she's a typical Naija Big gal in that she's classy and beautiful, using two iphones (very expensive ones) and looks rich. she's the type that also enjoys being complimented and being reminded of her good looks. she's one of those ajebo kids that always had it there way growing up . Lemme add that she also have rich friends and they usually buy expensive gifts for her which sometimes i benefit from..
Trouble started last week when she gave me her to watch her Snapchat videos.. I saw videos of her swimming with some *so called* friends in lingeries but i didn't really say much(as per say i dy benefit small). There was this video that she was talking in low tones so i placed the phone closer to my ear to hear her wordings properly but she became visibly angry that i wasn't really appreciating her looks in the videos and instead of complimenting her I'm busy tryna figure out her wordings.. It sounded funny to me but she took it serious so i apologised.. The real issue started when we attended this event of a mutual friend (small world indeed)..so this her friend came around when i was with her and they hugged and exchanged pleasantries. I was totally left out even though me and guy shaked hands so i excused myself.. Fast forward 30mins and they are still together and maybe due to the bullet she was drinking, she was laughing audibly. at first i wanted to go and take her with me but i decided to pretend as if i don't know her whereabout and first call..but she didn't check her phone, i called again like twice and she casually busied my calls. She couldn't see me where i was but i was seeing her clearly.. This really got me upset like why wouldn't she pick my calls when she don't know where her boyfriend was like What if i was in danger?
I decided to not let her spoil my mood and lift my spirit so i looked around for any gal that can rival her beauty ...and i saw one..i walked up to her and we got talking and both of us were really having fun.. 20 mins later, my gal and her man friend started walking adjacent to where i was seated with this other babe(Sandra). I first saw them and knew that sooner or later, she will see me too..eventually she did but i acted like i didn't notice people where around.i later use one eye look her and she was visibly upset wit the gal i was with like make she come devour her. The party ended and i called her(my main gal) again, she picked up this time and the first thing she said was "go and continue making love with yo other gal friend" wit a tone of jealousy.. I was shocked but not surprised and told her it was her fault and that if she had picked my calls all those times i was calling maybe i wouldn't have been with Sandra at first..she got mad that I was blaming her for everything and switched up on me.. i have been thinking of what to do next..
Should i go and beg her(not least cos the benefits I'm getting )or move on and lose my (maga)babe henceforth risk go broke for awhile� . You all know begging Gals never end well in the long run. and naija gals are unpredictable and with the rate of stabbing these days one might have to be careful.. Friends please how do i go about this