Mine was when this cult guy and his gang told me he will waste me and nothing will happen because of this particular beautiful gal we was into. He literally pulled a gun to my head that night. Omo no be small cruise. Slap wey I chop that night nearly made me to join the rival gang to seek revenge but God pass them. Any of y'all got a sad experience??

UPDATE: if bae bestie later becomes the main Bae, does that make main Bae the Bae bestie now??�

mosdii:
Enough of all these women this and women that.

Yes women makes life enjoyable, but can we just focus on ourselves as guys. strive to improve yourself and leave these gold digging vagina people to sort out themselves.

imagine living in a world full of just guys �

Don't forget to play

So you went to get a body massage at a respected agency looking all sharp and shii. One red flag tho; yo fellow man is the one doing the massage. Knowing how intimate and arousing massaging can feel most times, will you as a man let another man massage you??

Mine is hell No.

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There's something intriguing about a darker lip. Maybe its cos black is associated with danger.. That's why fairer guys are usually seen as bolo.
I love bad girls and dark lips on dem makes gals look more dangerous just like them witches and sorceress. Lol

For a while now,pink lips has been in vogue in our society. Every guy and girl wants to have one(pink lips products been selling well). But lately, seems fine guys with darker lips been getting all the hot girls now. I for one have a thing for cute girls with darker lips(be it lipstick or natural). Maybe its cos its associated with mystery and virility..
So guys and girls, which would u prefer for a kiss? Darker or pink lips!

Them boys, the reason that gal u want is not feeling you yet is because u think relationship is a job. You're working and stressing to impress her and this is a turn off for woman. This is where all nice guys fall in. They see women they desire as the prize and willing to go miles to be with them. This there gives the woman all the cards they need to control u. Relationship is a game. It should not be that serious. Just like when playing around with yo mates, u should be having fun. Having fun means not following any script. Go out and be real. That's why u keep hearing bad boys gets all the gals. Girls don't really like bad boys just that having the confidence to go for what u want irrespective of the occasion is tagged impudent and arrogant which is a bad boy trait. A gal will rather u treat her like yo mate than the prize.

Lol so your name is pamela and you're in love with a guy, confesses how much you love him most times and even introduced him to your friends as your boyfriend but bringing the coochie issa problem for ya because u think that's what he's after only(true that tho). Meanwhile you are not the only one with an eye for good things so apparently you bestfriend starts catching feelings too which u(pam pam) noticed because she was getting too touchy when we all was together. That shoulda been a sign for ya to move in and secure yo territory with that coochie but no you kept playing. Bestie Got to the D first and took some innate digs before you realised yo mistake and brought the coochie on a plate with yo tail between yo legs; that after Bestie Made a mess of nagging about how good the D taste..

Y'all women never learn �

longetivity:
there is nothing anybody can tell me, op is going to HELL FIRE

just so y'all know when to switch it up..

Good day fellow landers
For them boys this content is for ya
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There's this mistake niggas make and it's the mistake of thinking that to have sex, Bleep knack and lash a woman are the same thing..
Very wrong misconception so I will break it down for y'all..

You should only have sex with a woman you are in love with; that is yo girlfriend or wife. Having sex involves more intimacy and is more of working yo partner body. This preferably should involve more romance than sex itself.

you Bleep a woman you don't have feeling for. This usually applies to one night stands like parties, clubs church vigils etc. Bleep should be a quickie also. Being physically attractive is the key here. Use yo sex appeal, seduce her take her to a corner (if u don't have a car) and Bleep her.

You KNACK yo neighbor daughters, yo street gals and sales girls in yo area.. Just like Bleep,Most times feelings aint involved (not mutual anyway)just physical attraction. The difference btw Bleep and knack is that in this case, u prolly see the gal most days if not everyday which means whenever u are Hot or yo main chick disappoints/gets u annoyed, you are a call away from inviting another man's daughter to unleash mayhem and wrath her puna vigorously( for a crime she knows nothing about lol). Knacking is more fun when it is doggy styled..

The last but not the least LASHING.. OK so you have been asking this babe out for a while now,she's sexy and physically appealing to u ;got nice boobs round ass and all etc but the problem is .....she's really playing hard to get . and oh! You spent money on her too a lot( depending on yo definition of a lot). All the went on for a month or there about but you want the coochie way before when it did come around. So finally yo game came thru and you managed to play thru the huddles and shift the pant, this is when you should turn to a soldier man and with yo dick the whip, lash the living hell out of that chick.. In this case, if u are a 1-15 mins man, its better you get enhancement cos its judgment day.. Lash her like she stole yo money and the lashes be there only way you can get it back..

The mistake boys make is treating every woman like a princess. Its only yo mum, sisters wife and to an extent galfriend that deserves such. Every other one issa hoe.. Women themselves don't like to be handled gently in the other room so u might as well lash/knack yo galfriend on some days..

PEACE

Child of doom how u take apply
relief funds abeg

This Pandemic which kept us all confined to our small space have really made me to take notice of stuffs i use to overlook/not pay much attention to and honestly its not something to write home about..
This upcoming generation might be the sole reason God will blow the trumpet sooner.. I'm talking about the teenagers(10-17) gals precisely. Immorality is the other of the day.. What are they really learning in school ?? When i was growing up, we never passed our seniors esp those with beards without greeting. We were too shy to even look gals in the face then talk less of talking to them.. Still expect that from them 2k kids? Lol you dreaming.. Nowadays teenage gals will walk past u and u be expecting them to greet u meanwhile they expecting you to stop and ask them out.. Like they will u looking in the face smiling.. In this compound i quarantined, these gals as little as 8 years old have been corrupted. Is this what you get when them slay queens and kings who spent time wilding in school thereby coming out with poor grades teach these youngings in nursery/primary School.
These little gals will purposely be playing at yo doorstep just to get yo attention; shouting and even going as far to knock.. When these kids go to fetch water, you see the wearing mini skirts and short gowns.. Don't they have parents, older ones to guide them or what.. And they be in the street playing hide and seek with them boys..
The other day i outside chilling and this youngin of about 13/14 purposely came to my front pulled her pant down and started urinating ( i knew it was on purpose cos this kid was staring at me).. Nearly knocked hell outta her head.. Pls if you are a parent of teenage kids and happen to come across this rant, seriously watch out closely.. This upcoming generation will noramalise fornication..

bigpicture001:


U are too fast to call people Gold digger... What with you and gold digging.....did t d guy dump her ass inspire of her money cuz of bad attitude....?

Y didn't he continue to endure cuz of her gold..?

Mind how you talk and conclude in things...gals from rich homes or rich gals must be dated by human being...and not "spirit"

No mind some people.. That guy fit be woman wrapper sef

daewoorazer:


I was once fcvking a girl like this.
She’d tell me not to go chill with friends say she dey come
She dey try control me coz she dey buy things for me
Me wey my eye red... na one day I say I no do again

Now one thing I wanna warn u about is these spoilt girls dey craze for head o. BETTER DONT GO BACK TO YOUR VOMIT

she go drag u like say tomorrow no dey....
If you can’t afford Arizona, smoke pawpaw leaves

I done make up my mind oh.. Dem no dy tell person

I have been smoking but the first time i got mad high was quite funny for me..back then in school It happened that this female friend of mine got me mad so i went home and bought 200 weed.. On getting home, no rizla so i decided to wrap it all on a sheet of newspaper.. Started smoking and immediately i took the last drag, it was as if i went mad.. This was my first time of being hyper high.. I took my bath and dressed my bed in what seemed like seconds.. I wash in flash mode doing everything so fast (or so i thought).. I laid down and was scared.. It was as if i was seeing things that weren't really there..when some of friends knocked on my door (in the midst of me begging God that if he unhighs me i would never again), i actually got strapped with the jerk knife under my bed thinking they were thieves or cultist..that night wasn't funny and even till the next day when i woke up, everything seemed like a dream..lol

Corona e no go better for u�.. The fear of hunger might make me contact this ex girlfriend of mine.. There's this gal called Bolu that is really rich (or should i say her family is).. The thing is i got tired of her constant nagging and bag of troubles.. She's been over pampered and spoilt from home so maybe she expects everything to go her way.. When we were together, she was really generous towards me and somehow i never lacked money.. Bad as e bad 5k dy my hand each day.. At a time i got tired of her baggage and became cold so the relationship died a natural death.. Fast forward to today and i think I'm gonna hit her up �.. My two other gal friends na packaging (had i known) so they are equally broke with me.. Now i can't even afford to purchase my normal Arizona cos I'm scared i might go totally broke.. I smoke weed now ��.. Coupled with eating two square meal pay day.. Meanwhile this Bolu girl is really balling.. Hunger will make me shit my pride today.. I hope it doesn't end in tears�..

Good morning Nairalanders..

There's this gal I want to break up with. She has always been kind to me and we loved us. But the thing is I'm a graduate who's trying to put his life in order and I don't think I can afford anything called concrete relationship right now.

She's in 200 level and you all know how these students girlfriends can be especially when we are not assisting them financially.

At first I thought it was a fling until she got serious. I want to remain focused and not have any gal emotionally attached to me. I want to break up with her but the thing is she loves me so much (I know cos she let me read chats of niggas asking her out, picks every call if we are together and speaks with freedom and she tells niggas I'm the main guy)

She might not understand if I tell her the reason for break up is I want to stay fully focused and not think about my gal taking dick etc..
Brothers how best can I break this news to her ??!

FarFromAverage:
I'm too ugly and yet anybody that hears the tone of my voice never resist coming again. Everything boils down to confidence

Yeah but most times fine boys don't really have a choice with the system like u can't stop people from always staring at u and being the centre of attention

Handsome is the act of a male having good looks. In our society today there are ugly boys, average and handsome boys. In review of 1-10, When a boy is said to be ugly the boy gets a review of 1-2, if a boy is said to be average looking the boy gets a review of 3-8 and if the boy is said to be handsome he will get a review of 9-10.

The reason why am saying this is because handsome boys pass through some problems in life such as:

1. People always think they are gay: this happens a lot in our society especially in USA, whenever a handsome guy is seen, People always tend to see them as gay because they are created perfectly, they dresses fine and they have good grooming. In our society People have grown with this mentality that only boys that are gay normally are handsome.

2. Women are too easy: a reader may be wondering why is this listed as a problem? It is a problem because boys are not really created to have good look as girls, For the handsome boys whenever they passes, girls normally admire them and always want you to be their crush. As a handsome boy it is a problem because every girl will want to be your friend, even those you like and don't like.

3. Centre of attention: whenever a handsome boy goes to a gathering or party. He always causes attention people will start looking at him especially the ladies, if the handsome boy is a shy person he will always feel embarrassed.

4. Girls always see him as a player: A handsome boy is always seen as a player all the time. Girls always assume that they are Bleep boys (boys who only want to sleep with different girls) so it is very shameful to be seen as a player all the time by people.

5. Girls always feel so low around them: handsome boy don't just date any girls because most girls will always hide from them due to fear of rejection. The first thing a girl hate in this world is rejection. Handsome boys normally gets girl who are very beautiful because it is only the beautiful girls that can come around them.

Don't think that handsome boys life are perfect, They have their own problems.

This is true though. I guess its esteem issues I mean nobody talks to/stops them on the outside and so they feel the only way they can get the attention of guys is by being rude and loud. Most times it works for them though

Not all but most Yoruba guys are guilty of this

Anybody who have been in the midst of Yoruba guys must have noticed how loud and noisy they can be like TF can't y'all talk in low tones??

Back then in NYSC camp these yoruba guys that gathered themselves in a corner couldn't stop disturbing the whole building with there loud voice at 11/12pm everyday And the worst past is that they never converse with English.. Before you know it they will be shouting from end to end and if one tries to caution them they will start picking fights.. Anywhere Yoruha boys are gathered you must always notice them because they will be disturbing the whole place and are always talking on top of there voice. Thereby attracting unwarranted attention.
I see that as low self esteem issues though and joblessness because anyone who have something going for them can't be so uncivilised.
If you are among those guilty of this take note and correct yourself.
Nigeria is hell enough stop polluting the environment with noise
Before y'all tribalise this trade its nothing personal just some candid sayings
Peace

This tori get as e be but dead men tell no tales.. Trust not Nigeria police .so with the AK 47 and the likes that the criminals had no police man had a scratch and they killed all suspects?? There's a 50/50 chance that those boys are not the criminals. If you done come in contact with police b4 you will understand what I'm saying.
Stupid set of people

Why you no get any message for your phone even if na MTN text?? You gave way to suspicion.

90% of those typing RIP might have never seen his movies before..people are quick to wish condolences than congratulations.. Sad world

realokopi:
Funny enough I have dated girls from all the listed tribes. From my experiences with them you're 95% correct.

OG's can relate bro

womenareapes:
Avoid Naija women with due caution!

Very useless set of species

Naija gals are special but delicate.. Handle with care

Firstorderwizard:
My interest in naija girls is only remaining 15.5%

Naija gals should be more interested in you ..not the other way round

itsme01:




what will an Ibo man say about an Ibo girl and a Yoruba girl before mscheew, awon oniranu



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the truth is that *if* a Yoruba gal have a crush on you, she will go length to Bleep you..

hey guys this post was just for fun and moreover not everyone can relate to this post.. And for those saying lazy youth etc, guess the FG pays me 33k to do this for now.. Lmao

I think you people have the wrong misconception when it comes to masturbating.. Yes it is a sin but so is lying, greediness,disobedience to mention but a few. No sin is bigger in the eyes of God.. 95% of the world population between the age 16-35 masturbates at least once a month. Most times the people that complain about masturbation are those guys who don't have sex partners.. Masturbation affects you psychologically and emotionally especially when you are an introvert because it makes you withdraw from people and believing you can achieve climax only by indulging yourself and this makes you hate yourselves at the end.. Gals masturbate more than guys but you will never hear a gal talk bad about it.. For people like us that don't have an apartment to invite gals anytime of the day if konji hold you for night what do you do??
If you have a gal friend or sex partner you honestly won't see masturbation as a big deal cos most so go and get one so that you can sex chatting her while rubbing ur D.