no matter how bad the world or Nigeria is, there are still good people,
More grease to ur elbow,

FOOL!!!, hahha

LDR is awesome most especially when u know u are gonna meet your partner soon or at a stipulated time, urm, would like to holla @ Selena,

this topic shud be favourite Nigerian movie line,
mine is aaaayyyyyaaaamaaatanga!!!!!!

@ cece.tanna
I jus remembered,
@dominique
How can you hate Tom cruise??, hez a flippin good actor

When I got into silverbird at first, I thought I was dreaming most especially when I got into the screen room, finally I had seen for real all the things and effects I saw on TV,
I con shame when I fall for the electric chairs, the embarassment was too much as I b bush boy when enter the silverbird and con dey form like say my hotel room dey der, and some kind chicks when I don dey eye(all those girls that would dress up for party and go to litter themselves around der) come dey laugh me,
y'all should post your first time experiences

This is so far the flyest thread, I'm suprised that ppl arent talking so much rubbish,
thumbs up to luizworld for creativity, more grease brother!!!

omo hu nor like beta tin

3ndy u're sooo fly, and cute, daim!!
I think I added u on ym buh I alwaiz see ur offlines
allow me to holla @ u, hw can I talk to u?

Police in here, (MIB - Men In Black),
Where is your alcohol license??, (says that while walking in), Oh my God, oga DPO come and see ooo, they have rihanna strippin for dem,
oya free VIP ticket for me and my boys else I call the EFCC

I agree, useless thread!!!, d poster shud not come again, let him go and buy sense

Ibo naw, na dem do rituals pass

I didnt see the second car bit, 600 -700k is ok, it can get you a Golf 4, dats a v.nice car for that range, its a must get run around car,

I would advise you to save more and get a car with more mechanical prowess, 600 - 700k would only get u overused notable(new) cars or fairly used old model cars,

dude, u need some sort of identification, u dont have any picture, no nothing,
upload something,

u forgot to state the location and specification of the person u're looking forward to being matched up with

daylae:

@sista-jay why say nonsense to mr "no nonsense" now?

@poster 'll send my cv,em,data shortly;just trying to make it neat.

Thank you broda, I have the right person just for u

I have 5 people of both sexes waiting to be matched, first come first serve

flexystar:

if u guys where in d shoes of yar' adua will u take dis joke funny remember d golden rule all ye big mouthed jokers

I can never be in the shoes of yar'adua, if u know u cant rule, relinquish power, do u know the negative name he has imposed on us?

u're crazy, if e too vex u, make u go hug transformer.

lol, nice one!!, pls post more naija words, and also add dat Yar'adua is a delicacy(snail) e.g. Pls give me N50 egusi soup with 2 big yar'aduas

no, not funny, at least I tot the rasta would have some kind of accent

Hi, I felt that something like this needs to exist, you don't have to rush over girls/guys saying they are new to nairaland and they are from Sweden so they hope to make new friends, NO!, this is the thread for you, just post in your specifications including your info and be hooked to someone that matches with you, genuine threads only, Thanks,

weed damages brain cells, but because there are numerous brain cells in the head, nothing goes wrong when it is smoked in moderation, but when u eat/smoke marijuana 24/7, na craze b dat,

I have a blackberry and m proud, black berry messenger is better than any other messenger wether on fone or on a phone, if not fro blackberry I won't b replying dis post in d comfort of my bed, go get yours!

On a second note, mayb u're actually for real, how do I help u

Yahoo yahoo, e nor go work, huuuuu

I'll ask dis question, is getting drunk a sin??, yes it is, but drinking is not a sin, since der is 100% chance dat u'll get high when u smoke marijuana, smoking marijuana takes u to the same highness level as being drunk or mayb even more, y would somebody open eye and take something that will damage ur brain cells??, its like someone putting hand into fire when one knows dat it will burnt with time, as for me if any mugu dats high on anything and wants to try any rubbish, I'll slap senses into ur head, I don't take nonsense, make una look my name ooo,

na too much american film dey worry d girl