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Oladimejjy:
am a victim of all.

bros don't tell me you dey preach for bus join.

MRBrownJ:
what about:
* the STINKY ones... the ones that smell so bad you need to move seat
* the MOTHER WITH PERTINENT CRYING CHILD... as much as we understand this one, its a pain in the aaass!
* the GROUPS... they are all around you talking to one another and having fun, while you are uncomfortably in the middle of it all
* the SEXY BABE... the babe that is sooo fine and sexy, you need to strike a conversation with her, one way or the other.

yes. ooooo alot of people plenty for bus oooo

1. The sleepers: These set of people sleep
practically all the journey. Some even go to
the extent of snoring.
2. The talkatives: The talkatives raise
discussions on different issues. They can talk for hours
uninterrupted.
3. The music freaks. These ones plug in their
ear- piece as soon as the journey begins. They listen to
music non-stop until they alight from the vehicle.
4. The gluttons: The gluttons buy food and
drinks at the slightest opportunity. Some can even eat all
through the journey. They buy fruits, walnuts,drinks chips,
gala e.t.c
5. The cautioners: These set of people
always caution the driver whenever he is over-speeding.
They keep saying “life has no duplicate”
6. The fat(mostly ladies): They occupy
virtually all the space on the seat. They are so annoying.
They can even squeeze life out of you. You can only curse
them silently!
7. The thieves: The thieves steal from
unsuspecting passengers. They steal money
and phones. These set of
people are the most dangerous in the bus.
(na wA oooo!!!)
8. The preachers/ Prayer warriors: They
lead prayers immediately the journey begins.
They also preach and share tracts.
9. The Gentle: The gentle sits all by himself throughout the
journey. He simply decides to
ignore everyone in the vehicle. He might not
utter a word all through.
10. Quarrelsome : These are the people that makes unusual
jokes and when people respond they get
angry and want to fight.
Be sincere, where do you belong

Donpizzle:
Who cares??

NFCS does

*Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
*Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
*Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It
is not good for the man to be alone. I will
make a helper suitable for him’.”
*Girl: But I don’t love you.
*Boy: 1 John 4:8 “Whoever does not love,
does not know God, because God is love.”
*Girl: So how do I discern that your words
are true?
*Boy: Matthew 12:34 “For the mouth speaks
what the heart is full of.”
*Girl: But how can I be sure that you are
faithful and honest?
*Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will
pass away, but my words will never pass
away.”
*Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all!”
*Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes
you love me?
*Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 ” You are altogether beautiful, my
darling; there is no flaw in
you.”
*Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful …
you’re exaggerating.
*Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive,
and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised.”
*Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
*Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man
leaves his father and mother and is united to
his wife, and they become one flesh.”
*Girl: How is it that you know so many
Scriptures?
*Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on
your lips; meditate on it day and
night, so that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you will be
prosperous and successful. ”
*Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
*Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good;
blessed is the one who takes
refuge in Him!”
*Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some
time to think about this.
*Boy: Philippians 4:8 “Finally, brothers and
sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable
—if anything is excellent or praise worthy —
think about such things.”
*Girl: owwww I love you already
*Boy: Revelations 22:21 “Amen.”

Cutehector:
Number 4 especially... Its so so annoying eh.. Those typ of girls r just so foolish in life

you are on point.

Most of the times when a girl is dating a guy, she loses her "mind" she does things which are not appropriate which at the end makes her look cheap and often prompt the guy to dump her. This should not be the case be aware of men, not all who come your way are holy. You have a right to live a life with no regrets. Here are 10 things as a girl, you must not do for the guy you are dating

1. Do not cohabit with a man who has not married you. Do not live with your boyfriend in the same house. Even if he is your fiancé, do not live with him in the same house. You will look too cheap; people will be seeing you as a prostitute and a useless girl. A good name and reputation is better than anything in the world.

2. Do not be pregnant for your boyfriend. It is senseless. Avoid pregnancy if you are not married. Note that you can never use pregnancy to tie a man down. Your boyfriend will either deny the pregnancy or he will tell you to go and abort it. Pregnancy before marriage is not Godly and it is a shame to you and your family.

3. Avoid abortion. Abstain from sex. If there is no sex, there will be no abortion. Condom is not a guarantee at all. Sex is not food. You can live without it.


4. Do not abandon your parents and family because of one boyfriend. Sometimes love makes some people to be stupid. Don't lose your senses because of love. Be in charge of your emotion and feelings. Let your brain control your emotion. Do not allow emotion to control your brain.

5. Do not commit suicide or do something crazy when your boyfriend dumps you. It is not worth it. He is not the only good man in the world.

6. Do not miss your lectures/school because a man asked you to visit him. Your education/future is more important than boyfriend.

7. Do not be rude to your parents because of your boyfriend. It is very wrong.

8. Never beg a man to marry you. It’s makes you cheap.

9. Do not release your body for a man to be beating you. Quit him immediately. A real man does not beat woman.

10. Do not just read these tips alone. Read and practice them for YOUR OWN GOOD

http://www.ugblizz.com/article.php?article=618&title=girls-things-you-must-not-do-for-the-guy-you-are-dating-blizz-uganda#sthash.UyW7ozP9.dpuf


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Heeeii, oya swear!

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha!

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