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Romance / Re: April Born Lets Meet Here by Noobshakur(m): 2:22pm On Apr 09, 2016
mhiz:
April 10/ ph
April 10th too love....
Romance / Re: When Does A joystick Really Stop Growing by Noobshakur(m): 10:38am On Mar 31, 2016
Walexsammy:
orientation differs bro. And pls stop saying s3x is overrated, I guess ure yet to experience great one
I am 20. clocking 21 April 10th. there's practically nothing I avnt done abt sex. from party to olosho to Bleep.....etc and I'm roughly 7.1" with a hard on .....dude sex is over rated....there will come a time when u start thinking about money and this harsh economy that sex will be d least of your worries. tru my sexcapades tho, I av figured the G-sport is averagely 2.5" deep so ur dick is quite OK na.
Sports / Re: Why Nigerian Commentators Should Not Comment On Serious Matches by Noobshakur(m): 11:48pm On Mar 25, 2016
when a cross from sallah hits Mikel's face and bounces to our goalkeeper "the ball hit him on the face, u can see how red his nose are"

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Romance / Re: Which Love Movie That Got Your Emotion. by Noobshakur(m): 9:57am On Jan 10, 2016
Another Crazy movie that will make u wish in tears....THE VOW
Romance / Re: Which Love Movie That Got Your Emotion. by Noobshakur(m): 9:52am On Jan 10, 2016
myfantasies:
D NOTE BOOK is a movie dat is out of dis world, d concept of d story is waooow

D first time i watched it i couldn't process my emotions, i wish i could watch it again

I will look for THE BEST MAN HOLIDAY nd watch it, Tanks
there is something u should understand in THE NOTE BOOK. Earlier in the movie they guy Noah said if there is an after life, he would want the both of them (Noah and Allie) to be birds in their next life.... so, at the end of d movie wen they died, they showed birds flying....such storyline
Romance / Re: Which Love Movie That Got Your Emotion. by Noobshakur(m): 10:18pm On Jan 09, 2016
myfantasies:
The NOTE BOOK
som1 just said something.....its not just a movie....it is live emotion...u can feel it...u can hold it....tot som1 would never say something o....I wear av watched this movie more than 20times...back to back was a hit. Another good movie. "THE BEST MAN HOLIDAY"
Politics / Re: Hilarious Photos Of Nigerian Police Officers by Noobshakur(m): 3:32pm On Jan 08, 2016
only in Lagos Nigeria
Crime / Re: Angry Youths Attack SHOPRITE WARRI (Pictures) by Noobshakur(m): 3:08pm On Jan 08, 2016
Every wafi crime was a hit back to back. from Iyara Shooting to Merogun robbery. Estate looting to Uvwie Youth. Iyalaya won.....Bleep that shit. WARRI ti take over! .......OP if u want the keys to SHOPRITE warri, come and take it.

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Literature / Re: The President's Daughter And I {by Vict-vames} by Noobshakur(m): 9:08am On Dec 29, 2015
victvames 4 updates 2day o. no time no time....let's finish it b4 d end of this year.
Celebrities / Re: 10 Most Controversial Moments Of 2015 - 360jamng by Noobshakur(m): 9:17pm On Dec 26, 2015
pls can u add orubebe to d list? even if d list is for only entertainers pls orubebe had a shot at being a celebrity/ entertainer.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Bows In Front Of Senator Akpabio (Photo) by Noobshakur(m): 6:26pm On Dec 22, 2015
where senators dey....president self dey come bow down.....FRONT CHAIR SPOIL them nor fit repair am or buy new one....na Prado na b their own....Na so them wan leave 9ja scarra for ground

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Literature / Re: Rightly Coupled by Noobshakur(m): 7:59am On Dec 22, 2015
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PRESENT
Education / Re: Mastercard Foundation Scholarship, Enter Here by Noobshakur(m): 10:30am On Dec 18, 2015
chrisviral:


Have you downloaded the master card foundation scholars program application form, if you fine, you will see intruction but if you haven't pls do...

Just fill in all the require spaces,
Click submit, you will be given an order no. Just stop there and log out don't click submit again.
Let a senior official in your school send the order no, your name and school name in an email to them, they will submit it for you and tell you what next to do from there...

Drop you email here and I will attach the application form to you, so u downlaod and read, n get a better explanation.
Israel Usieki.ui@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Wike Hails Minister Of Transportation For Flagging Off Portharcourt-Aba Railway by Noobshakur(m): 6:51pm On Dec 16, 2015
NARROW GAUGE!!! esoright....esokay. Another good development that will let us travel for 3days from Aba to Maiduguri
Politics / Re: 7 Months Later; Is Nigeria Getting Worse Or Better Under Buhari? by Noobshakur(m): 10:35pm On Dec 13, 2015
CltrAltDel:

Try get sense small
lol...omo Afar na? see mugu oh...e dey tell me mk I get sense...u dn baff? abheg go watch Africa magic or go play with sand....ur mate nor dey here o
Politics / Re: 7 Months Later; Is Nigeria Getting Worse Or Better Under Buhari? by Noobshakur(m): 8:16pm On Dec 13, 2015
theV0ice:


Small boy....

This discussion is higher than your pay grade. Go meet your colleagues in your play pen

n u just like ur pay master, ur brain is so dull u can't feel or see d pains of ur masters directionless govt.

tell me how else shud money be carried if not in briefcases n bags? u zombies shud stop brewing a storm in a tea mug
Politics / Re: 7 Months Later; Is Nigeria Getting Worse Or Better Under Buhari? by Noobshakur(m): 8:00pm On Dec 13, 2015
Rawani:


I believe we have addressed these issues in the recent past...

The challenges are immense, but you should recognize, appreciate and acknowledge the degree of the rot you handed over as well.

Who failed to solve the electricity problem which we have inherited, and failed to restore the refineries and instead wasted billions of dollars in scam off-shore processing agreements which Diezani and co. used to fleece this country, ultimately causing perennial fuel scarcities all through his tenure? The aftermath is what we live with today.

Who failed to diversify our economy from oil in the time of oil-price boom, and emptied our foreign reserves through a combination of corruption and incapacity to lead which ended in him being tricked by his governors to share the SWF? The DIRECT aftermath of these are the economic troubles we are facing today under low oil prices, and high exchange rates which our efforts to control is resulting in our ejection from bond indexes.

Who supervised the looting and mismanagement of of the defence budget through his aides (Dasuki n co.) which seriously hampered the fight against BH, and resulted in the loss of thousands of lives? The failure to fight the terrorists with political will and sincerity, resulted in their blossoming and is the reason we are still fighting them today.

You see, while we are not blind to the realities that face us today, its is an insult to conscience, logic and common sense for the same set of people that wanted all of the above and more to continue till 2019, to come and pontificate about good governance while condemning a President that inherited these challenges just seven months ago.

Put simply, you lack the moral capital to admonish or condemn Buhari or Buharists.


Enjoy your evening smiley.
U watch Channels too much.....stop being fooled by the media my friend. u will soon be caught up in your own web and don't complain then.....3yrs and 3months remaining na....we are waiting oh.....
Politics / Re: 7 Months Later; Is Nigeria Getting Worse Or Better Under Buhari? by Noobshakur(m): 7:53pm On Dec 13, 2015
theV0ice:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

You are good at making me laugh. Your threads are always opened on emotional tantrums and needs no serious effort to diffuse. I didn't see this earlier as you didn't spell my moniker properly wink

Let me ask you a simple question: Can you mention one possible consequence to a nations's economy the scenario of a central bank so loose that $47m was withdrawn in cash stacked in suitcases in this 21st century of Cashless banking and transaction?

This by no less than the office of the NSA?
young man! So loosing $47m over 8months ago is the cause of the queue's at the filling station? unresolved Biafra protests, 600+ days of missing Chibok girls, Boko haram bombing, 260 naira to a dollar, power issues After 7months of tourism, we're now down to looting investigation which ought to be done by EFCC and other intelligent groups....test of credible elections nko? workers being dropped everyday nko? Wake UP na!!!
Politics / Re: When Will EFCC Investigate Ben Murray-Bruce's NTA Tenure? by Noobshakur(m): 9:56pm On Dec 10, 2015
byrron:
@OP are you ready for another OBJ's letter?

Asking Efcc to investigate Ben's stewardship as NTA's DG simply means you want to probe OBJ's tenure which will only end up opening up loads of corrupt rotten cans of frauds and Illegalities nurtured and executed under OBJ's watch thereby implicating saint OBJ.

His beloved late wife Stella was very instrumental in making his former lover boy Bruce the DG then as well as insuring that NTA was heavily funded then and most of the equipment's supplied to NTA then had Stella's name all over it and OBJ gave his consent.

Have you ever heard OBJ say anything negative about Ben before?
Hell No
Guy Na u know oohh
Politics / Re: Nairaland Rule#9 Discrimination Against A Section Of Nigeria. - My Opinion by Noobshakur(m): 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2015
Omoboy Seun!!! Na so Mark Zuckerberg Take make am??...Omo get sense na nor b white hair
Politics / Re: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by Noobshakur(m): 9:46pm On Dec 10, 2015
[b][/b]Guy.... Afar? Na so Mark Zuckerberg Take make am??
Politics / Re: President Buhari’s Frequent Foreign Trips & The Cost - Sahara Reporters by Noobshakur(m): 8:42pm On Nov 29, 2015
end time expenses grin

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