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abiL: I don't do bleaching aśs fággots. Don't flatter yourself

You wil never have a dude like this bitch, so better go get a life and stop hating, lobotomized shameless goat

abiL: It's STFU. You fàggot!


I saw your discoloured feet in the previous pic you posted. Stop trying to claim shït you weren't born with.

There's nowt wrong in living your life as the ugly chocolate you were born as.


On a level though, bleaching is vile. Stop that gáy-aśs-shît!

Sorry dear, you aint mah type so I will ignore you....don't quote ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ again

abiL: Do you bleach your skin?

(Your face and feet looks like you do )

Ewwwwwww

STFO! Is it a crime to βξ a light skin dude?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Nosa gold... can u refrain from posting wizard of oz audition pics? U r trying to win ese!![/quote]Watcha say?

miss 9ja: Thank you, you and odinaka00 have got same body size, arms buh I think you re more cute though odinaka seems to be more taller

Hw about dz?

BoboYekini: real men drink beer, biissshhhhh!

Hahahahahahahahahaha dude yu re funny

miss 9ja: Can I be your campaign manager pls? I love to see nigerian men looking like this dude

Awwww! Swthrt yu re such a damsel

@ogugua tnx dear

We don't need to go yankee b4 we fresh like em, africa is the place jor.....I am nigerian

pleep: Nosa put up the pic thats on your profile. nice shades bro... u look straight as hell.

are those chanel?

Lol, naaa, that one is for my profile, thanks bro

abiL: Try again -____-

Maka y?

Would love to see the contestants so I wud knw if I'm to step up my game

What does it take to win this competition?

Can I contest?

Owkay nairalanders let's go therrrrrrrrrrr........

CFCfan: There are other contestants, but I ask that u vote for me.

I think I have to see other contestants b4 I make a decision

CFCfan: My pic is on page 3.

Nice pics, are you d only contestant?

I haven't seen any pics yet, does it mean there are no guys on nl? Are they all scared? Lol this is funny o


If nairaland could produce ladies like sweetmelon and achukwunet in just concluded miss nairaland 2012/2013, then I think nairaland can also produce handsome guys na

[quote author=AlterEgo™]Check out my profile! [/quote]I only saw a white man shaking a black man, sup wif that?

Where are the pictures of d candidates na? Any link pls?

chocckidd: smh...lmao...CHILD

Hehe look who's talking. Don't get me started dude.

Nasir bin olu Dara jones aka Nas. He used music to change the globe

Guys one way to make punchlines with everything around you is constantly thinking. I'm just saying for some who have run out of punchlines. The key is be LITERAL with everything. For example, punchline- PUNCH- your fist, a drink, a newspaper, a boxer,etc.
LINE- a ruler, a queue.

Its really easy,


By the way, thanks guys for the holla. I see ya iceberg, and sleak

Chocckid shut the ffuck up and check my posts here on this "flow for rank thread" ode. Check the previous posts dude before talking

Jesus said "for no man has seen God except the son of man"

Y'all need some training, and here it goes

Hanging out with the WRONG DATES like bad wrist watches/
Only time u could MAKE UP LINES... Was when u tied rulers to LIP GLOSSES/
I cut your ffucking legs off and throw them into fire G/
I cause that's the only time u can STAND THE HEAT/
I am dope on every track... Like an athlete who smokes weed/
You cats are like broke photographers... You get no cheese/
Hehe plus y'all don't impress me at all/
You gotta put a pencil on my head... Before my attention is drawn/
Look I'm ahead of my time/
Like a QUEUE IN FRONT OF A HOSPITAL BEGGING FOR PILLS... I drop SICK LINES/
I'll put your cap in ya hand/
And call you handicapped/
Ffuck it I didn't come here to flow for rank/
I only came to show you niggers how to rap/ like chocolate packs/


Nosa

[quote)/i'm the G.O.A.T i do not 'kid' ya

That's kinda biting. From me

Its not necessarily idolatry, that you build a statue in honour of GOD does not mean you worship the statue, it means you actually believe in God

[quote author=e-Iceberg]decided 2drop few barz
here..#electronical me!

[picks-up-mic]

one wuld say am d next-big-thing-in-rap, cz am
best-sick-teen-n-glad/scheew! d rest fillin 'hot' n 'honored' lyk
geysers/¤gay-sirs¤
em 'respected'? aiite. cz wit d term 'laserz' i'l cut em pieces as em
'stretch flat on d ground'/¤lay-sirs¤

~smash-d-wacks, n bash-dia-backs wit lashin-tacts, n slashin-facts/

so i lyk zeus i 'lock' em up wit 'thunderous-bolts'/
puches frm my fist so swift, u'l see em in 'bandages' lyk bible books
drawings of dead 'lazarus-clothes'/

n em spittin lyricaly 'we'l smash beer bottles' doesnt min em 'diss-ah-star'/ cz only
tym im 'afraid' of em moves be wen em hit n miss-afar/¤disaster¤

my barz as big as bowling ballz, wil liv 'A-hole' in ur chest, call it
best-of-cavity-ratings/
lyk a maths teacher handling gunz, i giv em 'problems wit nines' dey cnt
solve,so i shoot n lay em 2'waste' it shud b tagged
'test'-of-'vanity'-taken!

[drops-mic][/quote]Dude, you need to arrange your lines better cause right now I'm so confused with ya verse.

Alright ladies and gentlemen, there will be a battle between sleakid and geezkee on december on the 7th of december 2012. Drop your verses before 5pm on that day.

The one who loses this battle has the right to shut the ffuck up and pay respect to the winner. In other words, u do not have the right to throw shots at him until further notice...

Confirm that you will be available, and I need judges that are unbiased. I would have chosen mikuz but since mikuz has got beef with sleakid, I, nosa gold alongside kerijay, and dj5naira will judge this battle... The rap court has spoken.

Pls y'all should know "nerves" and "next" don't rhyme.

qEekzEe: lol nosa.....iv done dat abt 2 days ago.....go check it:!!! & between it aint bad to b schooled..........im here to learn fella!!

A'ight bro, keep it real