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afam4eva: I've not heard anything from this guy for a long time now.

You don't need to hear this one aswel, jux click on d nxt thread

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solomon111: This list is 70% correct.
Drogba is not hated,maybe he is hated by only arsenal fans.
10)marco materrazi
9)ashley young
pepe
7)luiz suarez
6)joey barton
5)sergio busquets
4)c.ronaldo
3)ashley cole
2)j.mourinho
1)j.terry

Dayummmmm!!! Ashley young? I hate that dude with all my heart, that mofo annoys ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ so much whenever I see him in d starting eleven, he should go bek Ť☺ aston villa

Too much of black powers(juju) especially from that old woman in ♈☺uЯ village....other forces could βξ coming from ♈☺uЯ neighbours(enemies)....fashola also played a huge role in bringing down many businesses in Yaba market a.k.a tejuosho market, I'm talking from experience

Thou I don't like watching cartoons right from d ┼iϻe I was stil a kid, I don't think ther is any evil in cartoon movies

Ok guys these are the steps to picking up girls in a club. Just follow these rules.

1.) When you walk into a club, ALWAYS smile. It makes people think you're sociable and lively. It paints a good picture of you.

2. Be confident. Girls like guys with confidence.

3.Scan the room for the girl you want and go to her. As you enter the club, scan for about 5 seconds or shorter and go meet the girl. If you wait any longer, you're gonna get discouraged and very scared to talk to her.

4. Never approach a girl from behind! If you do, she's gonna think you're a jerk who only likes her for her ass.

IF SHE IS IN A GROUP WITH HER FRIENDS, FOLLOW THESE RULES

5. Its best to approach the girl who is with her friends in a group. If you can get her when she's with her friends, you can get her anywhere.

6.When you join the clique, use a line like this "looks like the party is over here". Trust me, at first the line sounds cheesy, but after a few minutes, they'll appreciate it.

7. DO NOT FOCUS ON THE GIRL YOU LIKE! Talk to her friends and focus on making them like you. Then if she tries to do anything like ask you a question or do something that makes you notice her. It means she's actually listening to you. Then say something like "is she always this pesty? Or "how do you guys roll with her?"

8. Then take her out of the group and talk to her.

IF SHE IS ALONE, FOLLOW THESE RULES

9.)Go to her and say something like,"if I wasn't gay, you would be so mine" trust me, its gonna make her smile.

10. After that line, ignore her for a few, up to 20 minutes, but not too long.

11. Then go to her and say another line, like "you've got lip gloss on your teeth". Or give her a sweet after talking.

12. She's gonna give you her name. And then just talk. But make sure you listen to her.

13. After everything, don't directly ask her for her number. Just say something like "we should get together sometime". She's gonna give you her number.


That's it. Abeg make somebody post the one for Naija girls! Naija girls I dey hail oh!

You can get a girl by indirectly complementing her... The line shouldn't be too insultive. Girls shouldn't think you're too into her.
A line like "nice shirt, I just saw two girls wearing it outside" or a line like " is that your real hair? Anyway it looks good on you" will leave her stunned that you can resist her beauty. Trust me, this works

Lame... A man should NEVER ask a girl he just met for her number...

He should simply say "so we should hang out some other time" and allow her to give you her number... You don't directly ask a girl for her number

nagoma: I dialled the number of a late close relative and curiously the call was answered.

It was disappointing , MTN reallocate numbers that have not been used for a certain length of time!

Lol scary if yu ask ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, I don't knw hw I wud feel if I dial my late mum's number and I wud hear her voice saying " kenny my son would you like Ť☺ join ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ here? Why re you disturbing my peace? Don't you want me to rest in peace?" In a very scary voice, walai na that time I go throw my phone inside lagoon lol

whitedove: Well, it depends on the kind of bond that existed between the decease and you! For instance, my wife died late last year, i still keep her photo in my wallet....as for the number; it's still on my phone, as crazy as this may sound, i call the number once in a while.

What if she picks up yur call when nxt yu dial d number?

bblacky: Yeap ?? may b right! Buh clicking on dat option key and selecting delete kinda mk one feel guilty somehw, ?? thnk d dead r watchin ?? and r wondering if ?? hd rly lvd dem to wanna erase memories of dem soooo quickly.

Yea I kinda agree wif yu buh lyf has to go on, I have to move on, keeping such memories wil nt add anything positive into yur lyf

Ariyke: Its nt gonna be dat easy to delete a dead loved ones number

Well that's yur own opinion and you re entitled to it
I don't think ther is any reason to keep d person's number, picture on yur phone especially wen you love dat person so much
I deleted my mum's pics nd her number after her funeral cuz I felt they were of no use, wenever I see her pics then, I wud start to cry, asking myself "so I won't see you again in this life?" I had to delete all her pics nd her number from my phone nd it helped ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ so much

[quote author=Okija_juju]lol!!

Nosa My guy!! Nna how na.. Long time o!!

@ Topic.. Nwokem, we are talking about mostly rural communities here.. How much is a mud house or even a 3 bedroom duplex in those villages.. 200 billion will settle the houseing problems of most of the rural dwellers jor.. Atleast renovate and rebuilding of their exact homes.. [/quote]We re saying d same thing bro buh d problem here is if these victicms will benefit anything from thes donations made by government nd some other wealthy individuals, obodo a di highly corrupt

I smoked igbo becuz of love.....she asked me Ť☺ smoke and I had to do it jux to prove to her hw much I love her lol

[quote author=Okija_juju]- Dangote donated 11 Billion

- Jim Ovia donated - 1 billion

- Pres. Jonathan donated - 200 and sumtyn billion..

This is more than enough money to rebuild those communities.. [/quote]Did yu jux say 200billion? Abeg that money wil βξ enof to build a state lmao

[quote author=Okija_juju]The number you are calling does not exist on any Nigerian or Foreign network... Please stop calling it.. #Thank You[/quote]Okija nwanne....baba I dey hail o

Super1759: mehn, I for follow ooooo. I don't know why the food no reach my side. Llol

Abi o! Atleast even if na 1mil reach yur side, na stil sth o, afterall nor βξ yur papa house dey flood destroy, na yur landlord house lol

[quote author=Okija_juju]The number you are trying to call, is incorrect. Please check the number and DONT dail again.. Thank you [/quote]Chai nwanne na ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ you dey treat like this? After everything I did 4 you? Another election dey come lol

[quote author=Okija_juju]Did I just hear somebody say EFCC... [/quote]Okija my chaiman.....na yur campaign manager βξ this o, hunger don kill ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ since yu knw one pay ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ my money lol

Super1759: mehn, the money donated to the flood victims by govt and individuals is enough to turn them all to millionares.

I dey tell you bro.

Btw! Would yu have loved Ť☺ become one of d victims? If yu had knwn dat government and individuals would donate a huge amount of money like they re doing now? Just asking o lol

floriana: The evil man finally does a good deed! Impressive! But what are the strings attached? cos I trust Jim to milk bigger payoff from the system for this. He can never be totally altruistic.

If this man had used that money to purchase a private jet, you wud stil βξ d first person to criticize him, Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† sorta people do we have in this country? Smh

Sleak I just sent my verse... Pls confirm.

Sorry I wasted so much time guys, I had exams

[quote author=chreld_b]Not bad @ all . But it's not exactly their best song though. And this alingo dance step looks like a modified form of azonto[/quote]Like seriously I tot its only ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ dat saw it o

Mhen I don't jux like this song jor, Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† is alingo?

ßŮϯ they were dancing azonto in that video na, or has alingo replaced azonto?

dwag: haba! no nah!.......

Nnaa mhen dz guyz jux spoil my weekend 4 ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥, nor βξ say norwich dey ball wella sef

CFCfan: I recall that in the 2010/2011 season Man United lost to Wolverhampton, but still won d league. There are 6 more months of PL football to be played.

Dude not jux dat we lost, we didn't play anything, our flanks nor juz try at all, midfield rubbish, ashley young one man utd player Ŧħåϯ I hate so much, I don't knw y nani is nt playing

I hate ferguson, I won't support man utd again til dat useless old man dies....

Can A Man Utd Fan Become A Chelsea Fan? b

gudnex22: Are u sure u are a true man u fan?
Anyway make i die with Enymba than supporting any ABINO(white men) club

I'm a true man utd fan bro, ther is notin bad in saying Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† I feel in my mind na