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nosilla

Men will be men!

Next time your out with him, you yourself should do the same thing by looking at other guys. See how he likes it.


nosillA xx

Sorry folks I wasnt sure where to post this, forgive me if it is in the wrong section.


It is horrible. Guys tell your wife, sisters, girlfriends, and girl cousins wash bra before wearing.

ALL PLEASE WASH ALL BRAS, UNDERWEAR WHEN YOU BUY BEFORE WEARING THEM. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT PARASITE IS IN OUR CLOTHES WHEN WE BUY THEM. FORWARD TO EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. LET ME FORE WARN YOU THIS IS SO SQUIMISH, I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING IS CRAWLING ALL OVER ME EVEN AS I SEND THIS TO YOU. BE AWARE. IT IS SO GROTESQUE. PLEASE WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR BEFORE WEARING. PREFERABLY IN BOILING HOT WATER.

This is not for the weak; I have never seen anything like this. Read the article first before looking at the picture and film. This looks horrible. Oh my God!!!!!!! Ladies this could happen to you and Guys this could happen to your wife, girlfriend, partner so please BEWARE,and also warn others.

It has been reported that this is happening in Zimbabwe as well, please make sure you iron your undergarments before you wear them and make sure that your clothes are ironed when they are dry and not damp. The picture is horrible but I felt that I should share with you. After anthropologist Susan McKinley came back home from an expedition in South America, she noticed a very strange rash on her left breast. Nobody knew what it was and she quickly dismissed it believing that the holes would leave in time. Upon her return she decided to see a doctor after she started developing intense pains. The doctor, not knowing the exact severity of the disease, gave her antibiotics and special creams. As time lapsed the pain did not subside and her left breast became more inflamed and started to bleed.

She decided to bandage her sores however as Susan's pain grew more intense she decided to seek help from a more certified doctor. Dr. Lynch could not diagnose the infection and told Susan to seek the aid of one of his colleagues who specialized in dermatology whom was sadly on vacation. She waited for two weeks and finally was able to react the dermatologist.

Sadly,a life changing event was about to unfold during her appointment.

To Miss McKinley's surprise, after she removed the bandages, they found larva growing and squirming within the pores and sores of her breast. Sometimes these wicked creatures would all together simultaneously move around into different crevices.

What she didn't know was that the holes were in fact, deeper than she had originally thought for these larvae were feeding off the fat, tissue, and even milk canals of her bosom.

I am in a hotel in Leeds waiting for my partner to finish work, Im very bored

Hi Allison its Thomas, did you get my text message I sent last night?

I am going on holiday to Egypt in September.

nosillA xx

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:


HUSBAND WANTED:

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.



On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.



"You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said.



"Just look at you! You have no legs!"



The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"



"You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.



Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"



She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"


The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"



The wedding is scheduled for Saturday,

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.
"Sir", she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.


Who would know if he touched them?

He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently
upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things
like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push theATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed,
and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was
pushing the ATR button.

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.

Your penis be under your pillow."


MEN NEVER LISTEN!!!

Wiv who al u didnt say th name x

nosillA xx

I am a very independent lady and all I ask from a guy is Honesty and loyalty, not many of those guys around thou

Maybe it was a Group Intimacy and they all joined in

nosillA xx

I have green eyes.

nosillA xx

Man sitting reading the paper when his wife hits him across the head, he said whats that for? she said Ive found a piece of paper in your pocket with Mary Ellen on, quick as a flash he said that was the name of a horse from the races last week, which she accepted.

A week later she hits him over the head with a frying pan, he says whats that for, she replies, your f**king horse phoned!!


nosillA xx

I used to train horses.

nosillA xx

I cant believe the weather this time of the year!

nosillA xx

Lovely guy, tell me how much I owe you and I will call round with it tomorrow.

nosillA xx

I have a birth mark in a very peculiar place ,

nosillA xx

I have 20/20 vision

nosillA xx

Anyone available asap please , Paul x

nosillA xx

All my life, in bed last night.

nosillA xx

I am watching Wimbledon Tennis on Tv at the moment.

nosillA xx

Im allergic to cats.

Still waiting for Neil xx

I love playing with feet, as well as having mine played with.

I suppose you could say I have a foot fetish.

nosillA XX

I snore whilst sleeping

nosillA xx

I enjoy cooking African food but never eat it.

I have both nipples pierced.

All of my toes have been broken.

I have 3 homes.

I am madly in love with my Partner.

nosillA xx

Allison

I've not had a cigerette for 3 days

nosillA xx

@nimi-k

Don't give into temptation!

How would you like it if you found out your girlfriend had done the same.

As the saying goes,

Treat people the way you want to be treat.

nosillA xx