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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Nigeria Fresh Graduate And Experience Job Recruitment (7 Positions) by Nostradamu(m): 10:41am On Sep 27, 2017
Seems area of professional competence they need is Accountancy. Out! Thanks for posting this anyway, don't know how many lives you're saving.
Politics / Re: IPOB: Senators Query Enyinnaya Abaribe Over Nnamdi Kanu's Bail by Nostradamu(m): 8:17am On Sep 27, 2017
[quote author=dre11 post=60867680]


“May I use this opportunity commend the 360 members of the House for unanimously passing a resolution to work for the unity of Nigeria in the face of daunting challenges and threats by certain groups, who are bent on causing disharmony and disunity among Nigerians."

Duh! Isn't that what these so-called politicians are known for ie their specialty?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Nostradamu(m): 6:22am On Sep 27, 2017
merit1988:
The site is still not opening cryI give up
DON'T! I didn't, and it obeyed later (midnight, though).
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Nostradamu(m): 6:12am On Sep 27, 2017
Mtcheeew! Patience testing website. Finally sha! Guys, don't be discouraged, just keep trying. Eventually, it'll upload the pages so you finish applying. With my experience: You need a strong network, LOTS of patience (the midnight kind), Not-so-bad browser (I used Google Chrome), and a cool temper. sad angry angry

Abeg, who dey add number? Epp your fellow Nigerian chook this number for the group: 08164631761. Oshey!

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Nostradamu(m): 7:34pm On Sep 26, 2017
Emac:
My fellow nairalanders pls I need your guide and assitance. My pages works though. But trying to register has been difficult. Keeps telling me password must contain at least 6 characters and all. I have tried still to no avail. Can any one who has successfully pass thia hudle please guide me through on how you registered. Please. Help I could be your next best colleague.

Had the same problem, solved it finally. Wasn't a mystery after all. Use this format: ABCDefgh_1234. Bespoke it to your specs, but stick to that combination.

Cheers.

Sadly, not registered though. Page keeps giving error codes.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Nostradamu(m): 7:14pm On Sep 26, 2017
Nostradamu:

Nope! As at 18:59:

These people are nuts. Imagine! After waiting several hours.

Crime / Re: Police Parade Vicious Armed Robbers/kidnappers Captured In Abuja (Photos) by Nostradamu(m): 7:02pm On Sep 26, 2017
Mmm. Wobey boys.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Nostradamu(m): 7:00pm On Sep 26, 2017
ladichine:
The site is now going u can use google chrome good luck
Nope! As at 18:59:

Education / Re: Man Graduates With 1st Class In Same City He Was Jailed For 4 Years by Nostradamu(m): 4:42pm On Sep 26, 2017
That's commendable.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State Local Government Service Commission Recruitment 2017 by Nostradamu(m): 4:20pm On Sep 26, 2017
Abeg, did anyone experience this countdown timer? I don't understand again o. Funny enough, when I left the page for some minutes to allow the timer run down, the time remaining was about an hour or so. I then made the mistake of refreshing the page...gbam! The timer started all over again.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Ongoing Recruitment At Wateraid Nigeria(5 Positions) by Nostradamu(m): 2:06pm On Sep 26, 2017
Nice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDDC Skills Acquisition Training Programmes 2017 - Apply Now by Nostradamu(m): 1:41pm On Sep 26, 2017
Proceeding to apply, where is --Oh, Niger Deltans only? [Smirk]

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Health / Re: Man Slumps And Dies At A Market In Adamawa State. Graphic Photos by Nostradamu(m): 9:23pm On Sep 25, 2017
Wow! Sad.
Politics / Re: Fayose Plays Table Tennis With Guys On The Street Of Ekiti (Photos) by Nostradamu(m): 9:11pm On Sep 25, 2017
Demmzy15:
Namadi Kanu is a terrorist, we Yoruba Muslims shall root him out from wherever he seeks refuge!

In other news, I saw an Hausa Albino today grin grin

Lmaooooo! Bwahahahaha! Odee ni e, walai. grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Fayose Plays Table Tennis With Guys On The Street Of Ekiti (Photos) by Nostradamu(m): 9:08pm On Sep 25, 2017
Hey! Look what we have here. It's the M.oron-in-Chief of Ekiti state.

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Politics / Re: Florence Ita-Giwa And Oba Rasheed & His Wife Strike A Pose by Nostradamu(m): 9:02pm On Sep 25, 2017
Senator Ita Giwa. Omo, dis woman dey every show wey dey happen for Naija. I like her sha. Anyway, she dey enjoy hin life.

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Celebrities / Re: Photos From Ruggedman’s 41st Birthday Party. Juliet Ibrahim, Cocoice, Attend by Nostradamu(m): 8:58pm On Sep 25, 2017
Ruggedi Baba!
Politics / Re: Showdown Imminent As Senate Resumes by Nostradamu(m): 1:25pm On Sep 25, 2017
blessedweapon:


Don't mind those dusty arid dwellers....... I experienced it too angry
*f**king boiling now* Blessedweapon, do you know that whoever the phool, and owner of that topic is, has removed my protest comment here? He, she or it is obviously missing a bolt & nut in the head.

Like really? You guys are just "adm"!

(Sorry, I'm using your page for my anger. No vex abeg). Besides, I'm going to make sure this BS, religious intolerance, by the OP is reported to Seun Osewa. One person i.e. "EdificationBoss" will not jeopardize all the years of hard work of those who have contributed to the creation of NL.

Politics / Re: Showdown Imminent As Senate Resumes by Nostradamu(m): 1:16pm On Sep 25, 2017
blessedweapon:


Don't mind those dusty arid dwellers....... I experienced it too angry

Asin, my persin, it's so flipping crazy. Who's the sheeple that brought up this "ingenious" idea? I'm so pissed off right now.

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Religion / Re: Police Officers Storm "Noisy" Nigerian Church In Detroit USA, Dance With Members by Nostradamu(m): 1:01pm On Sep 25, 2017
belindar:
I pity all of you . American police can do anything to gather intelligence and information. So be careful. Don't trust them.

At last! There's at least one person who has seen through the facade titled "Police storm 'noisy' Nigerian church in Detroit, dance with them". "If you want to catch a monkey, act like one" cliche comes to mind 'shapally'. How else are they gon' get a conviction if they don't get facts beyond reasonable doubts?

We dey watch sha.

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Lagos State Govt Replaces Of Dilapidated Pedestrian Bridge At Fadeyi by Nostradamu(m): 10:21pm On Sep 24, 2017
Jacktheripper:
PR stunt[s]

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Politics / Re: 2019: Forces Against Atiku by Nostradamu(m): 8:37pm On Sep 24, 2017
Me sef follo jhoin. angry angry

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Agriculture / Re: Parrot Destroys Man's Maize Farm (Photos) by Nostradamu(m): 5:38pm On Sep 24, 2017
Nostradamu:
l;

Chei! See as NL don turn me land grabber angry. God dey. grin

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Agriculture / Re: Parrot Destroys Man's Maize Farm (Photos) by Nostradamu(m): 5:37pm On Sep 24, 2017
Sign from the Gods. grin grin At least, may e dey tank God, shebi na one persin wey I know rat chase comot for hin office. Nobi Coward-haram o; nobi Fulani herdsmen o; rat....common rat. Tufiakwa!

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Politics / Re: Full Text Of Army's Press Briefing On How Exercise Python Dance Happened by Nostradamu(m): 10:50pm On Sep 23, 2017
edupedia:
...go set up BIafra Secret Service again...then una go understand army koboko....nonsense....

"Twenty-eight states", "The economics of crime is still booming", "The DSS, Police, NSCDC etc, have been rendered useless"...how TF does any of these correlate with your post, or better put, 'Biafra'? No, really, ask yourself. Oga, learn to comprehend. The skill no easy, but try. Abeg, try na.

FYI: Like most minions here tag ethnicities with derogatory names, PROUDLY "AFONJA" (Think about that for a moment). Besides, I also SUPPORT a sensible Biafra struggle -'sensible' = non-violent agitation e.g. not the way some dolts are going about it in the Southeast. Oya, tok anoda one Edupedia. Lastly, in case you don't know, you can never suppress dissent by using brute force. In 500BC, yes; not now. It will only aggravate the agitators more. Ask yourself, with all the bravado in the NE, why those Coward-haram mofos never die finish? How about the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, ISIS, Al-Shabab etc.?
Celebrities / Re: Lizzy Anjorin: Don't Leave Your Hubby If He Sleeps With Your Friend Or Househelp by Nostradamu(m): 9:22pm On Sep 23, 2017
Easier said than done, abegi.

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Politics / Re: Full Text Of Army's Press Briefing On How Exercise Python Dance Happened by Nostradamu(m): 9:15pm On Sep 23, 2017
For the life of me, I still don't flipping understand why we have so many military "special ops" around the country.. Twenty-eight states if I'm not mistaken. Like, WTF? Still on still, the economics of crime is booming. I laugh anytime they come up with some of these their funny operational titles, "Python dance", "Crocodile tears", "Python dance II" etc. C'mmon guys. For real? Someone probably has been watching too much Bolly & Nollywood.

Seriously, it's really annoying. Like the DSS, Police, NSCDC etc. have been rendered useless (not like they were so 'useful' before sha). Flipping morons.

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Celebrities / Re: Friday Ugwu "Okaka De Don" Dies In Fatal Accident by Nostradamu(m): 9:11pm On Sep 23, 2017
Sad.
Career / Re: Ugandan Court Clerk Suspended For Dressing Too "Sexy" (Photo) by Nostradamu(m): 1:32pm On Sep 23, 2017
clems88:
bros their dressing no be here o my eye done nearly blimd untop Unical girls dreasings cheesy

Asay ehn, for the first time, surgery dey hungry like crazy. When I land Calabar, e jus dey do like say make i get six eyes. Two for back, and two for the side of my head. Ol boy, see YANSH... . grin
Celebrities / Re: Banky W And Adesua Etomi's Traditional Wedding Holds In Lagos On Nov. 19th by Nostradamu(m): 7:57pm On Sep 22, 2017
Lovely!

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