₦airaland Forum

Elusive001:
You fit dey in a room, some spots no go dey get Glo network. The door fit get Glo, the window for left no go get Glo. The window for right go get Glo. 1.5m from the right window no go get Glo. Centre of the room go get Glo. Infact eh dey like zebra body: black stripes na no network, white stripes na network for the same room or house oooo

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jaxxy:
Why would hamas do this to children and a nursing mother?

They always need somewhere to stick their uncircumcised preak into. That's why many Islamic terrorists are against world order. They want chaos and subjugation of women into deplorable sexual perversions.

Too bad. Killed the kids and possibly turned their mother into a sex object same way Islamic terrorist sects abduct married women in Nigeria for sexual gratification.

iwaeda:
Put it, the best under APC, let them return it to N216. Where are those who said it will be N700 to a dollar.

The nation’s foreign reserves which stood at $40.883billion as at January 2, 2025 has decreased remarkably to $38.880billion as at February 17, 2025, according to CBN data.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/businessday.ng/business-economy/article/nigeria-depletes-foreign-reserves-by-2bn-ytd-to-38-88bn/%3famp

justmondris:
Even before I was born, they have been raising such false alarms almost every three months.

Lol

24kmagik:
He's actually right. I don't know how they arrived at the percentage but there's a drastic reduction in the price of foodstuffs in the market.

For example, a mudu of beans was N2200 in December, it's N1600 now.

Groundnut was N2500, it's N2300 now.

Farmers are already crying. Those who stored grains are already regretting.

So yes, there's some truth in this News, but it's not favouring me sha

Groundnut when don hit 3k abi na different groundnut we dey talk about?

Is Putin an illegimate leader?

Good. No tantrums. No name calling. Direct assertions with the next step being legal action.

Claudia, you're doing great. Canada needs you instead of Justina.

Lol

Two things I've vowed never to do:

1. Prostitutes.
2. Crypto.

Biodun556:
Palestine is like a wall, if Israel or US is allowed to break it, all the Arabs are in trouble.

There is grand plan to establish what they call greater Israel which covers all Arabian peninsula.

If Palestine falls, Lebanon is next, followed by Syria, then Egypt

A wonderful real estate and tourist attraction for people's of all nations!

Indefinite adjournment is wise before agbero go break their head with bottles.

Doylestown92:
May you be opportuned to come to the US, and save yourself the delusion. Also I love how you mention California, Nebraska etc. You don't know shit about this place! Guess where is empty? Your h...

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Melezenawii:
Trump officials fired nuclear staff not realizing they oversee the country’s weapons stockpile.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/14/climate/nuclear-nnsa-firings-trump/index.html

So no other person(s) can oversee weapons stockpile?

Best army in the world.

As it should. This is what Trump was saying.

Europe should do more for Ukraine.

QueenRebecca:
This is funny 🤣

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Coldspice:
The Sultan of Sokoto lacks the capacity or authority to dictate to Yorubas. If his subjects in the North are blind and can't see the moon for themselves, that is their generational misfortune. Here in Yorubaland, we don't suffer from moon blindness. We see things for ourselves.
Yoruba land has been practicing Islam before Dan Fodio's grandfather was born.. Meanwhile, it was Dan Fodio who brought Islam to his slaves in the North.

Not forgetting that Yorubas are in Brazil, Togo, Benin Republic, Cote D'ivoire and other countries.

Henceforth, the Sultan is not in the position to say pim on Islam in Yorubaland. He should mind where they put him.

Moon blindness 🤣😅

chicfarmer:
Letter is dated 7th February, the content says he's been missing since 10th February. Did they foresee that he would get missing AFTER writing the letter?

Intelligent people dey Nairaland 🙇‍♂️

RealNiggaDee:
if I were tuface I'd release a single next week.


Turn shit into sugar.

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hatchy:
Don't mind the "Hediot"
Wendell Rino Simlin, are you now the mouthpiece of the government?
At least wait make them announce your appointment first before you begin to act.

Walahi, Daniel Bwala won't like the way Simlin is taking over his job.

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Wendell Simlin, don drop quote. 😄😄😄

gabbytabby:
Says an obidunce with slave mentality how intriguing.

Agbado? That you? 🤣😅

Agbado and Trump sha.

descarado:
When the child grow up, he can do whatever he or she likes.
Nigerians judge do much.
Is it envy or what.

He is an adult in show biz and want to go further.
He has to be comfy in his skin first.
If only surgery can make tiny prik become big, men will pay millions for tha proudly.

Surgery can make preak big just in case you're interested. 🤷‍♂️

Kobojunkie:
Has any of Trump's wife and children not gone under the knife before?

For gender change? I think not.

gabbytabby:
I double checked before posting. Everyone gets to choose who to trade with. I do like South Africa dare the bully dare the devil balls.

Every country should make sure if possible the USA are not more than 20% of their export cause what they learnt from their master is economic sabotage. That is why all this talk of tariff everywhere no friend, no ally just bully everyone.

International politics is not about withstanding a bully. This is not high school.

This lack of sense is the undoing of black Africans.

Kobojunkie:
I am not trump!

Damn right!

Kobojunkie:
I literally don't give a flying f-ck what anyone chooses to do with his or her body actually. So long as a crime is not being committed... go for it!

Trump cares.

Kobojunkie:
Anything! This is the same body that you will pack in a grave somewhere when all is said and done— it becomes food for worms in the end. So, why not make the best of it while you still can??

So you basically support transgenders?

Angelfrost:
It was actually quite stupid and unnecessary of the NSA to make such a statement publicly.

Every nation has the right to grant or deny visas to anyone they deem in breach of certain policies and rules.

You think they will just grant you visa without due process because you are a top government official?!! You must be deluded.

You simply comply with their rules and reapply...! Simple!!!


Seriously though... Did you guys really think you would get the support and sympathy of Nigerians with that online rant?!!


These people don't seem to get it at all.

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Kobojunkie:
They do not have a point of any kind.

2. Happily, that child now lives in a world where changing features that you are not happy with is not a big deal.

Features? You mean like Vagi and Peni?

GOFRONT:
$150m ......


This breeze blowing in Tornado........Be blowing fowl yansh open wa wa wa wa wa

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Kobojunkie:
Nigerians will almost always defer to being Nigerians is all, nothing more! .

They have a point kobo!

His child may take the original nose so what's he gonna do? Arrange surgery for the child? 😁