₦airaland Forum

mu2sa2:
Trump is threatening initial gra gra. There is nothing he can do that isreal has not done militarily to get the hostages out. With ireal having reduced 80% of gaza to rubbles, they are unable to locate the hostages! God is wonderful! Force fails, but negotiations never fall. Everyone knows that isreal is holding tens of thousands of Palestinians in detention, some for decades, and many innocent. Hamas wants to use the isreali hostages as a bargaining weapon to get Palestinians out of cruel isreali detention Centres. May God help all oppressed people in the world.

You don use taqiyya increase the number in detention pass 10k.

45k people dead to release a lesser number of people? This maths nor jive. Una need serious help abeg.

KaLuCh:
The man. The war. The pandemic. Say it!

😅🤣

Righteousness2:
HEAVY DEEP LIES from the Deep pit of Hell.

There is Real Abudant Wealth without evil.
The is a Wealth of the Treasures of Darkness and the Hidden riches of Secret Places..
DO THE WILL OF GOD and you will see real Prosperity..
PROSPERITY that does not bring you Sorrows.

Preach sir!

dominique:
Serial beggar that once pretended to be disabled don drop quote . Abled bodied criminal creating multiple accounts daily to beg. A lot of disabled people are out there hustling, what is your excuse? Shameless thief

True. I met a guy named Lucky at a Total filling station on Airport Road, Warri.

Lucky uses crutches but is capable of changing tires, balancing wheels, and performing alignments. I was really impressed and even offered to help him carry his crutches at one point, but he declined further assistance.

Poepgat:
Trouble waiting for South Africa. Nigerians are parasites around the globe

Na this type of anyhow comment dey make me nor dey even reason South Africa. How person wey dey crase dey insult me say I dey mad?

Lol. Tomorrow they will say you entered their country illegally like Chidinma. Ronu o!

You can do things like this in Nigeria and get away with it. In fact you'll be hailed as the most politically sophisticated person(s).

It is very dumb to try this shit in America. Very very dumb.

juwoonn:
He ran out of the house, not the fence...the fence had electric security wires and big gates... So he called for help from inside the compound but neighbors couldn't enter the compound. Seh u get now?

And solar panels sparked at night. 🤣😅

mikkyangel3:
Solar panel sparked in darkness?

You lot should try and reason a times.

That boy is a suspect and probably killed his family.

What nonsense story is this?

Thank you!

Story doesn't make sense. How does a solar panel spark at night?

Malroux:
They are rewarding evil.

People are patronising them. Even strong islamist dey nack opio.

Let the poor breathe.

10.65%.....not too shabby.

ivandrag0n:
Because Nairaland is not a full time job for me, unlike the way it is for you.

No vex, you and I have different priorities!

Yeah since many days don pass you for let am go. To dey revive dead thread doesn't truly show how busy you are.

ivandrag0n:
No, it is lost on you! Terrorist sympathisers like you see nothing wrong in glorification of terrorism!

After how many days naim you wake up reply? 😳

tutudesz:
Someone corrected me, that it's 50 for all transaction above 10,000

Okay.

tutudesz:
I sent 10,000 to someone and the person received 9,950

No. You said 1,000,000 is 5,000.

billyG:
So their amorous profet also promise them virgins with 3 breasts?what of 3 pussies?

Abu Huraira said, the marrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty.

If the bones is beautiful I guess the punnay also would be. 🥰

brightjohnysky:
Tinubu's new Tax Reforms Summarized

1. Any business with less than N50million turnover are exempted from tax payment.

2. over 90% of workers in public and private sector will no longer pay income tax.

3. Over 82% of what low income persons consume will be VAT free.

4. scrapping over 50 nuisance tax suffered by local businesses.

5. VAT will no longer be calculated base on where the companies have their headquarters but where their goods are consume.

6. the rich to pay more tax while the poor will stop paying taxes..

7. Consumption tax collected by states will be eliminated completely.

8. FG share of VAT to reduce from 15% to 10% as states and LGAs now get 90%.

9. Those earning less than N1.7m monthly will now pay less income tax.

10. Customs, NUPRC and other govt agencies will no longer collect tax as only one Agency will be responsible for collection of all taxes in NGR.

11. Those receiving less than N9million per anum could have their income tax cut by half.

12. The bill could lead to abolition of other multiple tax laws like the stamp duty act.

13. Over 90% of small business would no longer pay profit tax.

14. Gradual increase of VAT from 10% in 2025 to 15% in 2030... With almost every goods consume by low income earners exempted from VAT.

15. Many NGR companies pay over 60 types of different tax & levies... The bill seeks to end this factor killing NGR industries.

You may not like the messengers, but the message is a good one.

Is the message good for the rich?

tutudesz:
10,000= 50
100,000=500
1,000,000=5000

No. Where did you get this from?

Episode22:
my girlfriend is pregnant, only me know about it for now.. im still in my mother's house..

More reason to relocate and hustle. She won't be happy you turned down this opportunity.

Kavod:
NOT EVERY NATIONS WANTS TO OPPRESS, FIGHT, LOOT AND STEAL. THESE COUNTRIES ARE 10 TIMES MOVE DEVELOPED THAN THE WEST, EVEN RUSSIA/CHINA WOULD MAKE WESTERN TECH LOOK LIKE AN AMATEUR.
NOT EVERYTHING IS SUB-MARINES, FIGHTER JETS, DRONES, BOMBS ETC ETC

Which nation is 10 times more developed than the West? I need a copy of what you are smoking because it's definitely not weed.

AntiChristian:
Dead? God no dey die! Why will his virgins die?

No virgins was promised to suiciders in Islam!

Was virgins promised to Samson when he committed suicide?

The 72 virgins na scam? 😳😲😲😲😳😳😲

dealslip:
They should add value to their produce. That is why there is VAT on indomie, Milo, Biscuits, Cornflakes etc. They should stop embracing stupid ideologies that causes investors to run away from the region.

Fair point.

AntiChristian:


The only virgins i know are the one's in Numbers 31:40 preserved for Yahweh!

32 virgin-girls from war booty!

Samson was the originator of Suicide with prayer in the Bible!

Those virgins are dead and gone. Where are the spiritual virgins with three breasts promised to the modern day lovers of suicide? 😎

AntiChristian:


Abeg, how many IDF soldiers don commit suicide in the last two years?

Why has Yahweh forsaking them or are they given the Jesus treatment "why have you forsaken me" till they die?

Why has Yahweh given them the calamity of PSTD?

How many terrorists have blown themselves up along with others in the last two years?

Can you help us reach out to them and find out how the virgin situation is over there?

helinues:
The group is confused.

Are they not the same group dishing out so many fake details about PH refinery operation

Then where are the original details?

idahme:
Food is even VAT exempt, the problem is the businesses aren't formal where their income for the year can be traced and taxed as part of corporate income tax as well as employees income tax.

Something is definitely wrong for a place like Kano that is tuoted to have same population as Lagos and even more not having up to 50% of employee tax when compared to some other states that is not Lagos. Are there no businesses there employing people? No, they only have the mindset that even if they don't work there is federal allocation to be shared from the resources of others...There are lots of ways government make money but they ain't ready to explore those means because of fre money, it's time to make them work for their money.

Fair point.

idahme:
They don't tax them that's the issue, typically farm produce are taxed the minimum because it's a critical sector. Government even provide subsides to drive down food prices in developed climes.

The north has been too parasitic for too long, ask them the contributions they made as regards to the federation account they are sharing every month you will find a negligible contribution not to talk of VAT and other issues.

Imagine them taking VAT on alcohol how? When they break and destroy alcohol sold in their region and still want the tax from the alcohol funny people

If the government won't tax the food the northerners produce then how are they supposed to benefit from the tax reforms?

emmy512:
Marketers well done ooo

🤣🤣

Atarakpa:
Likewise me. I'm neutral when it comes to borrowing of billions of Dollars but it suspicious to me the speed which you senators approve it.

I think we should start an: "i am neutral challenge!"

geoworldedu:
Imagine, you see me sitting in front of you with my finger print still on my palm and my face still intact, not transgendered, yet you are still asking me for five friends I call regularly and the amount of airtime I recharged last. That is a great height of nonsense.

🤣

geoworldedu:
Better, because I don't know how foolish a country can be to have even thought of that in the first place. Imagine, you did Sim registration, yet when your Sim card gets missing, they will still be demanding heaven and earth to retrieve it as if they don't have your finger prints, NIN and every other needed stuffs in their database earlier. They can even ask you for the length of your last conversation and recharge card you loaded last. Are all these not childish when you already have all my data and passport photograph during Sim card registration?

Na this one dey tire me pass. The questions for sim retrieval be like Jamb questions.

Orlu13:
I know say e no go pass Igbo women....very rebellious kind of women


Always trying prove a point...

I'm Igbo but I hate Igbo women with passion

You havent been round Nigeria. Itsekiri women i know will also kick against this policy. Ijeoma is a feminist and an extremely vocal one.

Take it easy.