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vipez:
THIS DUDE NEVER STOP?

ABEG GIMME THE ADDRESS

BOBO YI MA KEKO LABE MI!

yinmu. Na who you dey deceive? O fe fogbon lo do pastor ni south Africa

vipez:
THIS DUDE NEVER STOP?

ABEG GIMME THE ADDRESS

BOBO YI MA KEKO LABE MI!

yinmu. O fe fogbon lo do pastor ni south Africa. You go wound o

vipez:
THIS DUDE NEVER STOP?

ABEG GIMME THE ADDRESS

BOBO YI MA KEKO LOWO MI!

yinmu. O fe fogbon lo do pastor ni south Africa. You go wound o

Op just talk say you wan show us your daughter

The religion of piss

She looks so islamised

Where did they sleep thereafter?I hope they didn't share the same bed and remove each other's clothes?

na photoshop jo

no be person wey get money dey go bank. My account balance since 2014 na #276=47k

eminent007:
Where's the husband?

Abi him too de for Boys Quarters ni?

dem leave the giy for lagos dey baby sit their shedrens

solpat:
Must they take pictures of everything she does Next, we'll see another headline "See Olajumoke in an unclad pix" Make them free dis girl abeg

na dem go help am scatter her malliage

lebete3000:
After some steamy hot sex.......

Na who fok am?i am sure no be her horseband. The last time her horseband see her toto was before this madness start. The man has losted her to the world of showbiz and her toto will never be the same again

gypsey:
Amebo! na ya preek she see? you tink say every girl be like you?

anyway some gullible and ignorant people will say you are just hating and jealous mode go soon ban you again

make she come stand for the front of sango and swear say her love for her horseband is still intact and she no dey hungry for another man preek.

make this girl swear say since all dis madness began she never see another man preek apart from that of her horseband

Blackfire:
igbo people collect your mama shop? Oponu arindin ikeji okola .

Awon aye nse remix Lori e.

he pain am well well, sotey he begin beg me with the mother of all languages. God is great

Blackfire:
igbo people collect your mama shop? Oponu arindin ikeji okola .

Awon aye nse remix Lori e.

he pain am well well, sotey he begin beg me with the mother of all languages. God is great

see as bear bear full her armpit,the horseband dey try

Blackfire:
Is that not a yoruba boy?

no na ibo boy,ode

snadguy007:
He's not a fool, you have no idea what happened. They are ikeja electric staffs and not EDC as been reported. It happened at isolo area this afternoon

ok o

RichYoungNigger:
The Federal ministry of health warns that haters are liable to die young and broke

if i tear you slap,your brain go come back to factory setting

the second man was a fooooooool. Why will you climb electric pole that had already electrocuted your colleague?

make i no see you near Old Trafford o,who even sabi you there

Someone sent this to me and I've been laughing
my lungs out ever since...
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN IN GOVERNMENT
1. When you chop alone in government and no
one chops with you, that is called OBJ
2. When you chop in government and you allow
others to chop their own,that is called IBB
3. When you chop in government and you give
others from what you have chopulated, that is
called ABDUSALLAM
4. When you chop in government and d place you
are chopin eventually fold up, that is called
ATIKU
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants, dat is called GOWON
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no
remember anybody, you kon dey get headache
today, fever tomoro, hehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo
laff...dat one is called EARNEST SHONEKAN
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position, and you just chop small, auditors kon
come say bring all papers, dat is called JIM
NWOBODO
8. When you chop with arrogance, hide money
for London, US etc and you come gat cancer, na
ALLISON DEIZANI you be.
9. When you want to chop in government and
you give others to chop before you begin to
chop, that is called GOODLUCK JONATHAN
10. When you are chopin your own in
government and you call your friends to come
and chop their own too, that is called JAMES
IBORI
11. When you chop and clean mouth like say you
no chop anything, that is called Fashola
12. When you chop from this government, that
government, this government, that government
like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one
is called Tinubu
13. When you chop in government so taaay you
scatter ground, three houses for America, two
for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as
madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children dey
go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat
one is called Orji Uzor Kalu
14. When you chop well well for government and
people know say you chop well well but you dey
deny say you chop well well, dat one is called
Rotimi Amaechi
15. When you chop in government so tay you
are even richer than the place you dey chop, dat
one is called Dasuki
16. When you see government money and can't
chop and won't let others chop, dat one is
called Buhari

ritababe:
this man don come again

where him go before?

see as the girl ugly

na those kind babes with long nails their toto and yansh dey always small as dem no fit put hand inside to wash well well

Tunami:
shey u dey see ur pig headed governor?

i no see am o,i dey mama nkechi joint dey shack alomo

Tunami:
where all those e-warriors that usally type my governor my governor here?

see us here

God punish the person wey make me open dis yeye thread

BREAKING NEWS....WORLD EXCLUSIVE

FULL TEXT OF DAME PATIENCE JONATHAN WORLD PRESS CONFERENCE HELD AT NICON NOGA-HILTON HOTEL ABUJA. DATE 8/2/16.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen. I know many of you will say I have come again. Yes they will say DAME is back. Why is Mama Peace not in Otuoke managing her ultra modern beauty salon. I have decided to call this press conference for the sake of my husband. Nigeria, I want you to please in the name of God, leave my husband alone. I want you to give him a moment of silence. As he is laying in state in Otuoke. Please let Goodluck Ebele Jonathan rest in peace. Nigeria, you have put your hand into my mouth and I have to come out and stand on my husband. He is no longer your President. Leave him alone. Stop calling him names. Stop insulting him. Let my husband sleep. And when he sleep , let him rest in peace. GEJ this. GEJ that. I am tired and that is why I have called this world press conference. Nigeria leave us alone. You call my husband a thief. What did he steal in your house? Answer me Nigeria. What did my gentle husband steal from your house. God fear my husband. He is a God-fearing men of Jehovah. He is a children of God. He can speak in tongue. Ask Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor. Ask Pastor E.A. Adeboye and Bishop David Oyedepo. These men of God are my husband's friends. If you call my husband a thief, are you calling these men of God thieves too? Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are. Because of these men my husband is a good children of God. Leave my husband alone. He did not come to your house to take your car. He is not a thief.

$ 2.1 billion is missing. And so? What has that got to do with my husband? Is he the Central Bank of Nigeria? He was President not money manager. Nigeria, you are looking for proper wahala. I am mama peace but you people are looking for my trouble. Who say my husband stole the money? Who? Who? CHAI!!!! DARIS GOD OOOO!!!! Nigeria, daris God! When the girls were missing, you say it was my husband that stole them.Haba!! Now money is missing. it is my husband again. Nigeria! Nigeria! Nigeria! How many times did I call you? You are looking for the redness of my eyes. As DAME I am ready to take off my clothes and fight for my husband. Was it not inside Sambo Dasuki's pocket that they found the $2.1 billion? Was it my husband that put it there? Answer me Nigeria. I am here at this Press conference to question all your answers. You have caught Dasuki, why not leave my husband alone. How can two people steal one money? Is that possible? Oyinbo man, are you from CNN? Na only you waka come? Tell the world how Nigeria will not let my husband rest in peace. Give my husband a moment of silence. Let him rest in peace. President Muhammadu Buhari, my husband is your pickin. Leave him alone. EFCC catch GEJ. EFCC put GEJ in jail. Haba!! Na your mama EFCC go catch. Na your mama EFCC go put in jail. Not my husband.

As first lady I was your mother. I was DAME. I am no longer first lady. You have lost your mother. Look at the present first lady, what has she done for you? Nothing. She is beautiful. Is it beauty we go chop. DAME no understand English. No be the same grammar I am speaking at this press conference? DAME no fine. Your mother that is fine, was she first lady? I no want to vex. But Nigeria, you have made me vex really proper. I am not going to insult anybody. DAME is a born again Christian now. But all of those people that will not let my husband rest. All those people calling GEJ a thief. All those praying for EFCC to come to Otuoke and put my husband in jail. God will punish all of you. I will not say more than that. Now we can take questions.