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Romance11 Valentine Gifts To Win A Girl’s Heart by Novak(op): 11:05am On Feb 13, 2013
Warning : This might change your perspective about valentine’s day.

I entered Shoprite today and I realized Val's day is just a day from now, so I got these great and true ideas, enjoy them.

1. Grinder
Your lover will give you a bear hug if you get this, she might give you a startled look but forget the look, her heart would be delighted.

2. Iced Fish
Ah, she would so love you, Fish for two weeks is no mean feat.

3. Ice Cream
It would be so cool, enough ice cream for the year.

4. Yam
What a great gift, your lover can even prepare a nice meal of yam at that moment, thank me for the idea.

5. Vegetable Oil
This amount of vegetable oil can last her two year why should she not be happy.

6. Spice
Now the food will always be tasty.

7. Eggs
Your lover will… I won’t tell you, after you have done it you would know.

8. Chivita Juice
No girl wont be ecstatic after getting Chivita.

9. McVITIES Digestive/HobNobs
Your love will love you better after this.

10. Cutlery
This might look like a minor issue, but it’s major issue, every lady would cherish it.

11. Dansa Fruit Juice
Dansa juice is perfect treat for your val, when she sees the amount of Dansa she would surely put her hand in her mouth, perfect show of affection and love on a lover’s day.

Add more items, share and comment.

http://demipost.com/11-valentine-gifts-to-win-a-girls-heart/

Science/TechnologyRe: Lions Bring Cars To A Stand-still In Nairobi Kenya by Novak(op): 5:34pm On Feb 12, 2013
U too like food, those Lions fit turn you to food o
Tamita: See korrect Meat...chei
Science/TechnologyRe: Lions Bring Cars To A Stand-still In Nairobi Kenya by Novak(op): 3:05pm On Feb 12, 2013
They seem to be enjoying it o,no mind them.
dasparrow: @Post

The lions are cute. They are so busy enjoying themselves.

On a side note, what are all those caucasians/oyibos doing there? Don't they have jobs to go to? Oh I forgot....their economies are still in a deep recession and many of them are now unemployed so they have chosen to watch lions rubbing themselves in buffalo dung/feces in far away Africa.
Science/TechnologyRe: Lions Bring Cars To A Stand-still In Nairobi Kenya by Novak(op): 3:00pm On Feb 12, 2013
Go and give those lions a handshake, let's see if you wld live to tell the story on nairaland.
Science/TechnologyLions Bring Cars To A Stand-still In Nairobi Kenya by Novak(op): 8:24am On Feb 12, 2013
Two lions brought rush-hour traffic to a standstill in Nairobi, Kenya when they decided to have a lie down in the middle the street.

It was during the morning commute on the the edge of the Nairobi National Park that two young males appeared on the side of the road and strolled out in front of cars and trucks for a roll-around.

The African lions' antics caused tail backs as they found the busy road the perfect place to rub themselves in buffalo faeces,


Amateur South African snapper Gareth Jones was one of the drivers stuck in the traffic jam last month and decided to get out and photograph the unique scene at 6.40am.

Gareth, originally from South Africa but now living in Kenya, said: ‘I had only driven about 500 metres when the shapes of two big male lions could be seen in the road.

‘They went into a ridiculous pose, with their rear ends up in the air and their faces down over some buffalo dung. They were trying to mask their smell so they could hunt undetected.

‘They both looked like they were enjoying themselves and it was an incredible start to the day.’

http://demipost.com/playful-lions-bring-cars-to-a-standstill-in-nairobi-kenya/

CultureRe: 7 Reasons To Believe In Nigeria by Novak(op): 8:01pm On Feb 11, 2013
Yes Nigerians are gifted and special people.
Culture7 Reasons To Believe In Nigeria by Novak(op): 7:45pm On Feb 11, 2013
Sometimes you need a reminder that Nigerians can do wonderful and great things.
1. Nigeria becoming African Champions
The story of this team is a legend. If we were to write everything about the super eagles of Nigeria, it won’t stop believe me, the players faced hardship when coming up, Victor Moses lost both parents at an early age, had to take charge and be the Man of the house, Mikel Obi faced much ridicule when he began his career, Nigerians have the mentality and courage to become champions in all fields, no matter the challenge, we always conquer it and come out on top.

2. The Fishermen That Saved A Nigerian Man’s Life
The victim, who was simplify identified as Oladimeji, was said to have lost control of his Toyota Sienna with registration number BB974EKY and veered off the bridge before plunging into the lagoon in Lagos Third Mainland Bridge. The fishermen could have decided to mind their own business and blame a rescue team for not coming but they decided to risk their own lives as that part was a very deep part, they ignored tribalism and rescued their Nigerian brother, love from the heart.

3. Disabled Man Becomes Breadwinner Of The Family
In 1982, Mohammed moved to Lagos with his parents, probably in search of greener pasture.

As he grew into a man, Mohammed quickly picked up ideas that instilled in him the need to survive on his own and to do so with dignity. Instead of going into the act of begging for alms, Mohammed decided to go into trading. He raised some money and bought pens. All along the Lagos Marina and CMS, Mohammed will, with his cargo of pens tied around his shriveled legs, crawl on the asphalt, weather it is wet or scorching hot. It didn’t matter to him if he made little or much, what mattered to him was that he made enough to feed and put a roof over himself and his wife and their child.

Fortune smiled on him, when one day, a passerby who has been seeing him ply his trade day in day out, felt very impressed and bought him a wheelchair.

Instead of Mohammed to see this as a tool for comfort, he saw it as a means of expanding his business. So from his meager savings he bought more pens and turned his wheelbarrow into a “Pens-on-wheels” shop.

4. A Country Of Achievers
The List is much…

5. The Story Of A Footballer
We all know the story of Kanu, all the trials he went through, the life trials, the football trials, how he battled with the heart problem and despite all the challenges he became one of the most decorated players in Africa, the story didnt end there, he set up a foundation to help people with heart problem and also an academy to help young Nigerians become better than him, what a generous heart, a Nigerian heart.

6. The Blind Man Who Has Produced Hit Music Tracks
Cobhams Asuquo didnt allow his eye defect stop him from becoming one of the best producers in Nigeria, this superstar producer is just 32 and an example to everyone who likes giving excuses.

7. A 15-Year-Old Nigerian Student Who Entered Harvard
Yeah, Saheela Ibraheem did it.

If in a land of hardship and violence, qualities above can be found, that shows that Nigerians are truly great people.

http://demipost.com/20-moments-that-restored-our-faith-in-nigeria/

CelebritiesPerfect Wiz Khalifa Look Alike (smoking Weed) At Afcon 2013 by Novak(op): 12:49pm On Feb 11, 2013
The resemblance is just too perfect.
http://demipost.com/11-crazy-pictures-from-afcon-2013/

Music/RadioGrammy Winners List: Gotye, Miguel, Jay-z, Kanye West, Drake & More Win At 2013 by Novak(op): 9:58am On Feb 11, 2013
Winners at the 2013 Grammy Awards, courtesy of THE ASSOCIATED PRESS:

_ Album of the year: “Babel,” Mumford & Sons.

_ Record of the year: “Somebody That I Used to Know,” Gotye featuring Kimbra.

_ Song of the year: “We Are Young,” fun.

_ New artist: fun.

_ Pop solo performance: “Set Fire to the Rain (Live),” Adele.

_ Pop vocal album: “Stronger,” Kelly Clarkson.

_ Rock performance: “Lonely Boy,” The Black Keys.

_ Urban contemporary album: “Channel Orange,” Frank Ocean.

_ Rap/sung collaboration: “No Church in the Wild,” Jay-Z, Kanye West featuring Frank Ocean, The-Dream.

_ Country solo performance: “Blown Away,” Carrie Underwood.

_ Country album: “Uncaged,” Zac Brown Band.

_ Pop/duo group performance: “Somebody That I Used to Know,” Gotye featuring Kimbra.
_ Rap performance: “N(asterisk)(asterisk)(asterisk)(asterisk)s in Paris,” Jay-Z, Kanye West.

_ Rap song: “N(asterisk)(asterisk)(asterisk)(asterisk)s in Paris,” Shawn Carter, Mike Dean, Chauncey Hollis, Kanye West.

_ Rap album: “Take Care,” Drake.

_ R&B performance: “Climax,” Usher.

_ Traditional R&B performance: “Love on Top,” Beyonce.

_ R&B song: “Adorn,” Miguel Pimentel.

_ R&B album: “Black Radio,” Robert Glasper Experiment.

_ Rock song: “Lonely Boy,” The Black Keys.

_ Rock album: “El Camino,” The Black Keys.

_ Hard rock/metal performance: “Love Bites (So Do I),” Halestorm.

_ Alternative music album: “Making Mirrors,” Gotye.

_ Dance recording: “Bangarang,” Skrillex featuring Sirah.
http://demipost.com/grammy-winners-list-gotye-miguel-jay-z-kanye-west-drake-more-win-at-2013-awards/

SportsRe: Where Will You Watch Today's Match? by Novak(m): 10:55am On Feb 10, 2013
Na for bar with my people's...fun all the way
RomanceRe: Valentine Auction [2013 Edition] - Pick A Nairalander To Be Your Valentine by Novak(m): 1:30pm On Feb 09, 2013
Vals day rush!!!! Hmmmmmm, guys beware o
Jokes EtcRe: Animals That Can Dance Azonto by Novak(op): 1:22pm On Feb 09, 2013
They no send you o, they catching their fun o.
RomanceRe: The Best Chocolates To Give Your Valentine by Novak(op): 11:04am On Feb 09, 2013
NIGERIANS please be romantic! We know the country is hard and it makes us hard, but body no be fire wood.
Jokes EtcAnimals That Can Dance Azonto by Novak(op): 8:07am On Feb 09, 2013
So you thought it was only humans that could dance? you are very wrong, animals can’t be left out of the fun, lets take a look at how animals catch their fun.
http://demipost.com/7-animals-that-can-dance-probably-azonto/

RomanceThe Best Chocolates To Give Your Valentine by Novak(op): 10:08am On Feb 07, 2013
There are more if u need more ideas...

Business9 Things Extraordinary People Say Every Day by Novak(op): 9:28am On Feb 07, 2013
They're small things, but each has the power to dramatically change someone's day. Including yours.
1. "Here's what I'm thinking."
2. "I was wrong."
3. "I love you."
4. "Let me give you a hand."
5. "Can you show me?"
6. "I'm sorry."
7. "Can you help me?"
8. "You're welcome."
9. "That was awesome."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Mario Balotelli The Entertainer by Novak(op): 12:57pm On Nov 27, 2011
Its hard to believe Super Mario is just 21 n has accomplished so much in a little space of time,but he is not just about football,his antics on and off the pitch always put him in the spotlight.Look at two cases,the first one against Manchester United,he scores a goal,pulls his shirt and the inner shirt that he is wearing has the tag"WHY ALWAYS ME", then against Newcastle he scores and stares right at the keeper,this young lad is amazing and truly ENTERTAINS,
SportsRe: NFL 11-12 Season Is Here: Where Are All The NFL Fans? by Novak(m): 12:33pm On Nov 27, 2011
Wow, so people luv NFL like these,i only roll with Packers, they gonna win,
HealthRemedies For Excessive Sweating by Novak(op): 2:00pm On Sep 21, 2010
Excessive sweating may be all over the body or be limited to certain areas of the body. This condition affects both men and women and usually begins during childhood or at puberty, but improves spontaneously for many people in their twenties.
Home Remedies

Some people who sweat too much can use over-the-counter antiperspirant on their palms, soles of their feet and underarms nightly to control sweating. Antiperspirants, unlike deodorants, contain aluminum salts that inhibit the action of sweat glands. Relaxation techniques such as yoga can defuse stress that can bring on excessive sweating. Natural fiber clothing and shoes allow skin to breathe, and fibers that wick away sweat can minimize discomfort.
FashionRe: Why Do Girls Dress To Kill At Shoprite? by Novak(m): 3:28pm On Sep 26, 2009
Lagos girls also have their accent too,at least the men are more natural than the women,i have seen girls who cant afford to eat three square meals a day claim that they wont eat anything unless it's a pizza or milkshake!!!9ja girls are one of a kind
FashionRe: Why Do Girls Dress To Kill At Shoprite? by Novak(m): 3:34pm On Sep 25, 2009
girls like pretending a lot,beware!
Jobs/VacanciesHow To Look For And Get Your Dream Job In A Month by Novak(op): 1:15pm On Nov 10, 2008
Are you aware that the best paying jobs dont always go to the most qualifed people?

You may be skilled, you may be intelligent, you may have bountiful resources to offer
an employer, but unless you take charge of your job hunting campaign, you are
unlikely to get the chance to prove it to anyone. The employer who is searching for
someone like you isn't likely to find you! You will just be a face in the crowd, part
of the mass of human beings who are wandering fruitlessly in the pastures of
unemployment land. WHY? Simply because you may never have learned the basic principles
of job hunting and how to make a lasting impression. You basically do not know the
secrets.That is what this step-by-step manual on "How to pursue and get your dream job
in a month" is all about.
Consider it as a crash course in successful employment shopping which is sure going to
make a tremendous positive impact in your job hunting campaign.

We all know that looking for a job is NOT the average person's favourite pastime.
In fact, most people would rather do something else than take on the grueling task
of searching for employment.

It's time you put a STOP to your hit and miss approach of job hunting. Learn the
secrets of how to pursue and get your dream job in a month,what most people still dont know.
This could be your guarantee out of employment queue in the next 30days.
WebmastersWeb Design Software And Ebook Cover Software by Novak(op): 3:21pm On Oct 25, 2008
Learn how to create a website from the scratch with this software for yourself and for clients and also create stunning ebook covers.send email to 08020563040 for more details.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Cristiano Ronaldo Vs Messi Who Is Better by Novak(op): 1:46pm On Oct 25, 2008
One is fast,quick and tricky.The other is flashy,skillful and talented,who between the two would you prefer to be in your team and why?
Jobs/VacanciesHow To Get Top Jobs After University by Novak(op): 1:54pm On Oct 18, 2008
Some people even those with 1st degrees think that after graduating they would be strolling with well tailored suits into great paying jobs.but after about six months to about 3 years they are still with their parents or considering moving back to their parents house because they still have not a job to pay off all their bills.This is just one of the many ways i know which would differentiate a job seeker from the crowd,shake the recruiters hand and let him know you are the one.Never underestimate your charm and your smile,let your body language and poise show that you are the one,and before you know it those recruiters would barely look at your entry level experience on your resume,email me on thomasademiluyi@yahoo.com incase you need more advice.
HealthRe: I Need Your Help And Advice by Novak(m): 1:28pm On Oct 18, 2008
I would advise you to realize that the inside is more important than the outside, it is only when your positive thoughts outweigh your negative thoughts that you can succeed,feeling that way can lead to depression,i would advise you to always stay happy and a secret to staying happy is by always giving yourself freely to others.
HealthRe: Thank you Jesus by Novak(m): 1:19pm On Oct 18, 2008
Hi,i know of a natural fertility care solution,its used in most european countries,call 08025462450 for more details or simply send a text,i think thats better.
BusinessRe: 10 Years Abroad Returning Home: What Kind Of Business Can I Get Into? by Novak(m): 4:30pm On Oct 17, 2008
I would advice you to start a real estate business especially in lagos,i know places where you can triple your investments in less than a year,then you can , you know what i mean.
HealthRe: Advice Needed Plssssssssss by Novak(m): 4:14pm On Oct 17, 2008
Hi,first lady,i think iiregular periods is an indication of hormonal imbalance but it can also be because of overexercise,significant weight loss,stress,caffeine,smoking,medications,excessive alcohol use.

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