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mysticwarrior:
how do you explain ogbanjes and Abikus, they reincarnate and die again don't they?

Ridiculous. Ogbanjes and Abikus are nonsense. They don't reincarnate or anything. There is no proof for such nonsense.

That said, anyone arguing against the OP and using the Bible and Christian religion as his backing should be mocked and laughed off this thread. Imagine people that can't prove their religion works using their religion as argument against a claim that is more easily verifiable.

Maximus69:
It's obvious Mosquitoes also have the ability to think because they know how to maneuver around and suck people's blood!

Of course. Any that has a concept of itself and its surrounding and how to navigate through it obviously thinks in one form or another.

Lol. Get over yourself. Marine spirit is not the reason why u have no husband at 40.

Perhaps moronic beliefs like this is why no person with a brain wants to be around u. There is no way this sort of silly talk will not be a routine in your daily conversation with people. It won't take them 5 minutes to decide they don't want such negativity in their lives. And the fact that u are abroad and still peddle horseshit like this reinforces my point. You are a weirdo. You are not the only person of your age in that church or country that doesn't have a husband or a career they prefer. You have to be really really extraordinarily superstitious for this level of superstition to still persist in your life abroad. Smart people will give a weirdo like u a very wide berth.

A lot of people here have eaten rice with stones in them. As a matter of fact, rice in the early to mid 90s used to have a lot of stones. And if u eat Ofada rice today, there is likelihood of eating stones in them.

Someone up there is recommending MFM to u. Lol. Even the regular MFM members have lots of problems. Many of them are still in the same situation they are for the past 10 years despite the prayers and die by fire. Even the person recommending the place is probably worse off than u are. So stop fooling yourselves. MFM is for clowns and jesters. The only thing MFM can offer u now is double dose of paranoia. Trust me, u are paranoid enough as it is. U don't need to aggravate it.

The fact that u are seeing people following u might be early signs of paranoid schizophrenia. The fact that Ur grandma is seeing it too shows it is probably hereditary. Better seek professional help before it is too late.

PS: I am well aware that your story might just be an exaggeration just to get us to help u affirm your beliefs so u can keep blaming external factors for your current situation in life. The fact that u have a phone and data to come online and share this with us shows u are better off than a lot of people.

Well he can keep cursing. It's not like his curses work any way. We remember how well he cursed Boko Haram. What happened? Nothing.

Prayers in churches don't work any more. They have all realised this. That's why they have chosen curses instead.

Maximus69:
Sorry Sir, you don't need to bite me!

You posted the picture of animals NOT intelligent creatures with the ability to think, so it's rather you that have made a fool of yourself here Sir, by placing the unintelligent creatures on a scene depicting intelligence!

Like he said, stop making a fool of yourself. So a cheetah can't think but it knows how best to stalk its prey and incapacitate it, right?
Secondly it is an analogy u buffoon. A similar scenario here would have played out between two humans sometime in history. U just want to talk and instead u are coming across as someone with intelligence so low that the concept of analogies escape him.

Fake nonsense. So slumping is now equal to dying abi? These clowns and their fake miracles sef.

Lol. No one can be a reference for a cursed scam like u.

This is a new month. U said I was going to die by the end of last month. And I told u what your life will be like if I am still alive. I am still alive bro. So you know what that means.

Like I said u will remember our conversation.

Xpress24:
congrat for winning the i am not up to ur level award.

And congrats for winning the dumb buffoon award. Next time pick your fights carefully. Some people are just better than u all round and will not hesitate to put u in your place.

Xpress24:
you think u can drag me into the mud with you?sorry to disappoint u,i have grown past that level,little wonder i called u a kid.

Lol. Seems your used phone is malfunctioning again. That's why u wait and talk shit after a while. Every idiocy u display will be pointed out. Every moronic utterance will be replied. You are not up to me in any level. You are not even smart enough to stand me. And if u want to find out, u and I can meet in person. Dumb faggo.t.

Lol. That serves the boy right. Next time he won't interrupt someone's hustle.

I didn't see anything in the video that indicated the man is actually a pastor or that he was preaching though.

Are we sure he was actually released or this is just a family member trying to cover the shame?

Xpress24:
kids brag about their little achievements,empty barrel makes the loudest noise

Go and buy your used phone. Nincompoop. Picking fights u cant win and getting destroyed. Lmao.
The idiot is now wishing he had kept his mouth shut. Lol

Another dumb blogger peddling shyte.

Shemadex:
nonsense talk from nonsense mouth

Moronic reply from a goat

Orodje:
The same drug smokers and gandsters are the members of the church. Hypocrites everywhere you go, make holy holy nor kill uner

You are making my point for me.

They have started again. Oh it even this OP that is always high on drugs and claims black people are Israelites and that the world will end every year. Lmao

uzohrome:
It's normal, God loves it that way. Understand praise and dance is expression of Joy and happiness, no specific dancing step stated or recorded in the Bible. Different countries with different dancing steps so Dont just inculcate religious beliefs to all things. So everyone dancing zanku is from spirit of hell? Bro abeg, chill

Yeah. But u chose the one used by drug smokers and gangsters abi. Keep deceiving yourself. No wonder the church is now full of fluff and powerless Christians that cannot move a pebble let alone mountains.

Depend on God alone? That woman probably didn't tell us the whole story.
She just embellished the story to make herself look good. And claim it was her prayers that rescued her. The truth is that the abductors may have left her because they started feeling the heat and realised that the church has influence at Aso Rock. So they abandoned her and fled.

uzohrome:
Gbe body for Jesus. Nothing wrong with that na.

The problem remains that we are too religious with plenty of sin. Arrest me when I am happily dancing and praising my God with zanku dance.
Worshiping God is a personal commune.

Yeah nothing wrong at all.

I like how Christians are now getting their inspiration from Yahoo Yahoo boys, ritualists and drug users. Nothing wrong at all. I like how churches are the ones empowering the people responsible for the decay of morals and values in Nigeria. And I especially love the fact that tongue speaking Christians like u spend your time watching and listening to the most lewd music out there so u can learn the latest dance moves and show it off in church. That's just beautiful.

Later when we tell u u guys are jesters and clowns u will start crying.

Xpress24:
grow up kid

Look at this hungry slowpoke with a thin neck calling his uncle a kid. U cannot stand me in anything in real life so u come online and say nonsense to make yourself feel better. I am not the cause of your misfortune. Next time pick your fights well.

Emaciated nincompoop. Focus on the fairly used phone u can afford.

Another ignorant nonsense.

Anyone claiming the Bible has a consistent storyline is a liar and just wants us to ignore all the inconsistencies therein. And the 66 books were compiled by someone so stop kidding yourselves. There are more books the Bible referenced or alluded to.

Xpress24:
wow kid.

Hi halfwit.

Xpress24:
i cut cap for ur foolishness

Where are u gonna wear the cap? On your ass? Morons like u have no head.

When we tell these people that their religion doesn't count for sh!t they start crying and attacking us.

When we tell them that paying tithe doesn't do sh!t or help in any way, they start claiming that they can see the evidence in their lives. But when we ask them to show us the evidence and how they are different from the average human being in any other religion, they start crying again and attacking.

What this RCCG guys don't realise is that Adeboye is as confused as the rest of us. He doesn't know what is going on in this life and he is even more ignorant about the next life. The man is just rolling his dice and seeing what comes along. When u have that large of a congregation, u can be assured that your cluelessness will be covered up by the law of large numbers and the numerous moronic followers who are ready to attribute any good thing in their lives to your power but blame the bad on something else.

Now for someone that drinks tea with God like Adeboye, should God not tell him exactly where his pastors are kept and how to rescue them and reveal the name of the kidnappers and how to track them? Lol
If it is to find a way to collect money from poor Nigerians now, he will be seeing visions.

What sort of fuckery is this? I am not even an atheist but this is probably the weakest argument against atheism I have ever seen. WT actual F?

Dear OP, the questions 5 and 6 u are harping on are probably the weakest in all the questions u posed there. So this calls your judgement into question.

The English of the Middle ages is not the same English of today. If that English is spoken to u or any modern English man, u will both find it barely intelligible. And that's just within England alone o. Now u are asking what again?

The problem with u religious guys is that u hardly do any research or bother to read anything beyond your religious books. Even that religious book is not even read with any great curiosity. So when the weakest arguments come to your head, u think it an irrefutable argument.

trueking:
Small children everywhere, who no go no know,

A guy from Ogoja living in Port Harcourt died on the operating table from complications while having his appendix removed, that was what we saw in the physical realm,

a day before his burial, the aunty confessed to being responsible for his death through witchcraft, he was eaten in the coven two weeks before his death,

while he was still alive, he kept complaining about seeing a devoured goat in the dream, but his friends who were as ignorant as some peeps here thought nothing of it untill he developed appendicitis.

U didn't see jack. Stop lying, u fraud.

trueking:
Thanks brother for your input, while I agree with you Education is important and can enhance ones chances of living a comfortable life, it's unfortunate the present day Nigeria is making that line of belief more of a theory than reality, the Bible states clearly in ecclesiates chapter 9 verse 11, the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong,....."

You can have all the education in the world, if the odds are against you spiritually, the person will amount to nothing, what others achieve with ease would become a herculean task, that's why you need God to neutralize every impediment to your success spiritually and in the material realm.

I did a course in ABU Zaria, I remember one of the brightest student who was our study group captain failed the very exams even the not so good in the group passed, it was later on during deliverance we found out it was a limitation from an Alta in his grand father's house in the village. It took months to uproot but today he has a Master's degree.

Lies. Childish lies.

VRDroid:
Fallacy ad hominem just as argumentum ad populum is not base point of the erudite.

It is expected of the deeply somnambulists

More dumb shyte. Like I said, stop drinking donkey piss so u can have a clear head for once in Ur life.

Omooba77:
You got it all wrong sir. The foundation of America is Prayer and when they got it wrong, you can see what is happening to them.

Lol. You Christians are clowns. What is happening to them? What has happened to them that hasn't happened to any other power or empire in history. What do u even know? Lmao

Omooba77:
Na so America started!

Keep deceiving yourself. America was built on industry and innovation and not prayers.

Prayers that won't stop the traders from importing counterfeit goods and drugs. Prayers that won't stop them cheating people at the slightest chance they get? What use are such prayers?

And after all the prayers, the people that are creating the value and manufacturing are the atheists and Buddhists in China, Taiwan and Vietnam. What use is your prayers?

Lies and moronic nonsense.