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Anas09:
You are always so slow. Do you know what causes madness? Are the mad people mad as a result of their faith in Christ?

If you, for instance become mad this night, wld anyone expect you to automatically be healed becos Jesus heals people?

Do you know that madness is demon possession? How did the mad folk conduct themselves before demons found their bodies as a hosts?

Trying to aound smart, you turn out sounding so Stu.pid.

I have seen the lame walk. So if this is why you serve satan because they are mad people, blind people and lame people who haven't been healed by Jesus, then enjoy your rebellion, it won't be long anymore, death shall settle us all.

This hag has started polluting my mentions with her foul personality again. What sort of cow piss did u drink again today?

The old gorilla is telling us she has seen a lame walk but if we ask her for evidence now she will cook up 21 stories. Abeg I no get your time. You talked a lot of sh!t and still didn't show me anything worth talking about. I guess when Jesus wanted to heal the man with a legion of demons he asked how the man conducted himself. Lol. Clown.

Give us verifiable proof of the lame u have seen walk instead spewing your rabies-carrying saliva around the thread. Your sanity seems to have degenerated faster than Ur body so u don't even know how to lay down your arguments again. Your first act on this thread should have been evidence instead of anecdote.

And leave demons out of the discussion they are not the reason why your life is the wreck it is. If u had a better personality u won't be where u are today so stop trying to bring demons up in everything.

I know u don't have anything again in this life and are just looking forward to death. You think death will grant u a reprieve from the shame your life now seems to be despite all u have done in the name of God so that fortune can smile on u. But God isn't smiling. He is not fooled one bit.
You are a husk of a human being and this my conversation with u will probably be one of the most meaningful thing that will happen in your life this week but please don't be so much in a hurry to die. With your kind of personality, there is no way u still won't get sodomized by the devil after u die. Don't be in a hurry to get there. We need you here for comic relief.

Raysleek:
Millions are gaining the faith everyday. Millions are healed, millions are better people.. Many that were lost are now found.

Lol. We know u Christians are liars but please lie with dignity na. Millions are healed yet all the mad people u know are still mad. All the blind people u know are still blind. All the lame people u know are still so. The only people getting healed are the people on your TV whose claims we can't verify. Keep fooling yourself.

The truth is that he isn't the only one losing his faith. He is just the only bold one. Most of the others are too. But they have invested too much in the facade and can't muster the courage to come out in the open.

Nairaland christians have now gone full reta.rd. lol

LordReed:
I wonder what you will do when they introduce brain to computer interface.

The guy will run mad and go and start living in the jungle.

I like how he edited the pictures to show "whether u like it or not" without giving us the context.

Pvssy:
What are you implying Mr. IQ?

That Juju is fiction or what?

Juju is fuckery. That is all.

Pvssy:
Some people will still come here to tell you Juju does not exist.

The kind of ridiculous things u guys call juju makes me wonder about the IQ of the average Nigerian.

Pistotita:
Many do not know when to not mock. Since you are Nigerian, you should know that white starch from corn used to make both thick and watery pap comes from extremely black pots (most pots used in African villages are put on firewood). It is said that white (good things) pap is made inside black (disgusting) pots. So shall that beautiful answer and way out you are looking for come from a digusting platform full of bad and terrible words. Good things are hidden inside insults. Just keep hope alive. Only you understand yourself, and you only have to help yourself. Many people here are not humans when they start bullying. I pray you get the answers and way out you are looking for.

This one is fueling the weirdo's paranoia even more. Now after reading this senseless shyte u wrote, she might start going about actively seeking confrontations so she might get, as you clumsily put it, good things hidden inside insults.

datasthmagirl:
It works. God confirms words of his servants.

Nope it doesn't. Boko Haram is still rampaging despite Oyedepo's curse. Your pastor is impotent.

Is this for real? I know Mbaka is a clown and he has profited a lot from religious halfwits in the southeast but even this is too much for me to swallow. Lol.

I am expecting him to deny this news soon.

Inteltower:
it only proves that you are an unbeliever..& its your blind belief.. if you can't look at yourself in a mirror & appreciate the intelligible complexities of your nature then I pray you be saved.

if you like make reference to big bang theory or Darwinism..
intelligence isn't matter

Lol clown. Who is making reference to BBT. Your beliefs are horseshit and doesn't work. Deal with it.

Inteltower:
when you don't understanding heavenly things
when you don't acknowledge the influence of the spirit realm over the world..

you can mock it the way you want.
people like you remind me of the Jews that laughed & mocked Jeremiah when he preached & prophesied to them. because they never understand.

I see now why Christ was finding it difficult to enlighten a lot of people, even in earthly explanation they couldn't understand.


if singing brought down the walls of Jericho or chases away demons that tormented Saul. what else do you think it cannot not do ?..

food for thought

So people like me remind u of fairytales, right? Singing only brought down the wall of Jericho in your imagination. Stop peddling fiction as fact.

LordReed:
E don run. LMAO!

Hahahaha. The paranoid weirdo don remove all her OPs o. Na to delete her Nairaland account remain.

kiyosaki1:
You've started your attacks on Christians' leaders again . Tawwa on my mind .

This halfwit again

Unfortunately he didn't give us a timeline so we can hold him to it. He said the same thing when Buhari was elected.

Your pastors have not been able to overcome sleeping with other people's wives and lying through their teeth every Sunday. Yet u think something like masturbation requires heavenly song to stop right? Lol

The problem is that we all know that's not how those blazers will look in real life.

Hahahaha. This paranoid babe again.

ChildOfJesus:
By the blood of Jesus, i am not paranoid, I don't have schizophrenia and i am not a weirdo and i am not silly in Jeus name. I am very smart in Jesus name. Christ Has not given me the spirit of fear but of love power and a sound mind. I am the head and not the tail in Jesus name. I am above and not beneathe in Jesus name

By the blood of Jesus, people want to be around me in Jesus name. For i am wonderfully and fearfully made in Jesus name

By the blood of jesus, my problems will not get worse should i go to MFM in Jesus name because in the presence of God there is liberty and not bondage in Jesus name

Sounds like exactly what a paranoid weirdo will say. U have not been given the spirit of fear. You are the embodiment of fear. Every sentence your mind is able to compose reeks of trepidation and unrivalled anxiety. Trust me, there is nothing sound about your mind any more. Just look at how many "in Jesus name" and how many religious clichés you have thrown out in response to an alternative opinion for what might be the problem with u. This is pitiful. I am very sure that this is a routine with u. Perhaps even when your bosses criticize ur pace at your work by saying "hey, u are too slow" you probably respond with "I am not slow in Jesus name". And u are wondering what's happening to Ur career, right? And u are wondering why others avoid u in church. Anyone that can spin any statement into religious horseshit should be avoided. Just look at all the threads u have created in one day alone. And look at your response to someone on this your other thread and tell me something is not wrong with u:
https://www.nairaland.com/5352948/it-sin-anoint-house-holy#81141620

The fact that you are abroad and still have this much clutch on African superstitious silliness is mind-boggling. I can understand a little superstition every now and then since we are just humans after all. But yours is at the levels of an illiterate village grandma with decaying teeth. This tells me a lot about u. There is absolutely no way u won't be surrounded by an aura of negativity and weirdness in your daily interactions with people. No freaking way.

And I am sure that the alternative solutions that have been suggested to u seem a bit hard for u to take. You just don't want to hear that Ur problem isn't spiritual and that a change of orientation and a little dose of positivity will go a long way. That will be you taking responsibility for yourself so that's too hard for u. You prefer excuses and the thought that the universe is designed to work against u because that's far too easy for u. That relieves u from actually taking the hard decisions that will actually change your life.

Lmao. Good luck with that.