A girl was towelling her pussy.
She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until d pussy cried "meow" and ran away...
Moral lessons:
1) Always be good to animals
2) Always keep your pets clean

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Women are the best thing to ever happen to this planet earth...

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neo2smart, didn't hear from u.

Good for her

neo2smart:
hmmm...there's just one little problem, I can't access my PMS because I can't seem to remember the password to the email account I used in opening my Nairaland account. You can drop your email if you'll be so kind.

nsiazu@yahoo.com

neo2smart:
To be frank, my answers to your questions won't sit well with peeps who are already castigating him.

Maybe you can pm me because the decision you make now determines ya future.

99% of nairaland ladies will tell you to dump him because they always want a working class guy to date but the truth of the matter is that you love him and wants to have a family with him.
1st- Does he have an apartment now?
2nd- Ask him about his plans for both of you.
Give me and answer and let's move on.

The professionals have actually been making use of a lot of their time looking for brand-new option to the issues that the culture is dealing with now. Particularly when it involves illness. They are continuously looking for brand-new manner ins which could be reliable as well as effective for all individuals.

Did you know that eating a female’s personal body organ could conserve you from deadly conditions such as cancer cells and also cardiovascular disease?

Baseding on the research study that was made inthe State College of New york city, one of the most vital dish that a guy need to take is consuming a vaginal area.The bodily hormones such as the DHEA Hormonal agents as well as Oxytocin are being generated whenever cunnilingus takes place. These hormonal agents can protecting against cancer cells to a person.This act does not just please the urges of males and female however additionally assists enhancethe health and wellness problem of a person. It isa means of taking pleasure in the satisfaction while having health and wellness advantages.So the following time that you question concerning decreasing on a female, make certainto maintain every one of these points in your mind. This is not just for your safety and security however likewise for the satisfaction of your body.
source: InfantWay.com

I'm speechless

Even in this economic hardship, some boys still make the money rain. The traditional wedding took place in Isioziakah in Njaba LGA of Imo State. More mouth watering photos if you continue…
Photo Credit: http://www.genechy.in/2016/05/omg-see-lots-of-money-sprayed-on-this.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=facebook
Cc: Lalasticlala come and see!!!

True or false?

• U collect babe number u use"chick" store am. Shey her mama na fowl ?
• U buy suya ur woman chop all the meat finish u con dey smile dey chop the onion, u be vegetarian?
• U dey wit ur guy & u dey recieve diff kinds of phonecalls every 5 min, yet u dey claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy. My sista, u be MTN customer care agent?
• U ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry. Were you expecting her to say wisdom &understanding?
• U dey carry ur girlfriend go club, after u marry her finish u want stop her frm goin to club. My broda u think say miracle fit happen?
• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a richman u say she b gold digger,bt ur sister do d same to anoda guy, u giv testimony for Church saying na grace of God. Bros park well
• Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .Abeg Were she wan fix am?, on top that coconut head?
• U have 8 tribal marks,stretch marks scattered all ova ur body yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my friend u be zebra?
• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled shoe...she u wan whisper to God?
• U dey snap inside different type of cars yet u expect ur man to believe u are not cheating. .aunty, u bemechanic?
• U gather different gals picture for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal to believe u are not cheatin..uncle, u be photographer?
• He gave u an engagement ring for over five years, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of d rings?
•you they pay your babe wey dey university school fees and yet u never write JAMB, u be scholarship board?
•U are 18yrs and ur sugar daddy is 70yrs old and u stil dey call him BABY, my sister he should be ur ANCESTOR.
•Your babe is licking icecream...u're drinking pure water...pls guy Are u diabetic?
•U claim say u eat rice and stew, but u come vomit fufu and egwusi soup. Omo u be magician?
•u dey read dis post and u nolaff, abeg u be WITCH? Add yours........
@Lalasticlala I hail ooo!

Recently, there is been plenty of discussion regarding whether bras cause breast cancer, which leaves most girls totally perplexed in regards to the results that wearing a bra can cause, prevent sagging or cause sagging.
The need for bras as supporting apparatus for breasts, firstly, particularly big-sized ones, is not deniable. Actually, more busty girls would endure lots of suffering pain that is back, with no support bras supply.
Yet, not all kinds that are bras are valuable. If, for instance, you favor the most recent fashions, or the ones that make your breast seem larger or more perky, compared to the ones that supply greatest support, you may be placing yourself in danger of some serious health problems.
One study indicates that wearing a bra may lead to breast cancer. This theory is grounded on theway in which the body self- cleanses of toxins, along with research results between girls who did and did not wear the similar breast cancer rates and bras.
The research comprised over 4,000 girls.
The findings shown:Plus, Singer and Grismaijer additionally found previous bra-wearing behaviour of the issues, which will be essential to get a disorder that takes this type of while to grow. With regards to this, it is vital that you know the need for MOTION for the lymphatic circulation in several tissues. For example, when you sit for quite a while on an airplane flight, ankles and your feet can swell, since your lymphatic circulation falls down to nearly zero. Wearing a bra might contribute to the creation of breast cancer as an effect of cutting lymphatic drainage off, to ensure that hazardous substances are trapped in the breast.

A French study encourages the concept that they could bring some serious health consequences and that bras are not essential for girls. The study writer, Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, found that girls who selected more natural support was got by the braless alternative reinforced over time when compared with girls who remained true with their bras. Muscle tissue, which can be a possible risk factor that leads to sagging had been weakened by the latter.

Additionally, by wearing a bra, a girl’s well-being can be affected in a variety of other mechanisms, among which is temperature. Specifically, breasts are external organs that have a reduced temperature. Studies support that cancers can be determined by temperature. Although breast cancer is hormone-dependent, hormone function can be negatively influenced by temperature.

SO WHAT CAN YOU DO TO LOWER YOUR OWN RISK? Consider several variables related to this little bit of panties, in the event you would like to decrease the probability of endangering your breast well-being, which greatly depends upon appropriate lymphatic drainage. The amount of blockage of lymphatic drainage the amount of time worn, as well as is determined by the designof the bra, the tightness.
Should you put on a bra that’s correctly fitted than the current fad owing to the truth that lots of girls pick their bras by the most recent style, it is possible to prevent a number of the improper drainage problems. You might take a while to fix, although you can begin attempting to go braless. So that you can prevent the uneasiness you may feel due to having less breast support, or your nipples revealing you have been used to, try wearing a tank having a built in a bandeau under your clothing or bra. This will allow you to support a bra supplies and feel a few of the tightness.Last, although not the very least, it is vital thatyou realize that the health greatly is dependent upon the selections you make. Knowing that by staying bra, you will be distanced from breast cancer, it is definitely worth trying!
http://viralng.com/2016/04/09/doctors-warn-women-stop-wearing-bras-see-reason-here/

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importexpert:
wow. congratulations to our winners. the list have been randomized and below is how it came out

There were 43 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

Jasmine00
Scholarships
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ojehlite
HybridMan
NLjona
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obyrich
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ojehlite
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a very big congratulations to our winners in person of

Jasmine00
Scholarships and
Occurstaem

the winners should kindly post the last 4 digits of their phone numbers and send me a txt message to my number with their details and emails. your success is truly my pride

I might not be a winner but I just wanna say thank you for what you are doing in nairaland and beyond, May God bless you more abundantly in Jesus name Amen... Please can I still get a copy of the book tomorrow at the rate of #2000?

I need it please and God will bless you.

creamyworkz:


Bank with the lowest rate still remains stanbic ibtc. bt then with the cbn rules, i doubt if you can use atm to pay school fees cos the daily cummulative limit is less than 250dollars or so. form A will do justice to school fees payment

Thanks a lot and God bless. Is the form A still active?

guardian09:

Why not just make a transfer from your account to the school's account for your fees rather than travel there and start withdrawing for it? have you forgotten that whatever atm card you will use has a daily, weekly or monthly limit? besides that for each withdrawal you are going to pay a charge of about 420 naira. Do the maths before you go get stranded or be faced with the inability of not paying your fees on time.

Please how do I make the transfer and how will I be charged?

naijamark:

Stanbic IBTC. They charged NGN 409/£ compared to First Bank NGN 445/£.

Thanks a lot bro. Please is it their visa card or MasterCard because I wanna withdraw abroad and pay my fees.

Please what ATM card is best and lowest to use abroad as a student and pay fees?

Barcelona trashed us 5-1 on aggregate and my girlfriend taught I was angry with her!!!

Michizzy:

They both work when we sleep, so I don't know which never rests...
And I hate being confusely confused

It is realized that the brain is the second organ in the body as the heart that never stops during human lives. Even during sleeping, the brain works for long-term memory establishment. Dream and REM are observed evidences of the subconscious phase of brain working. Wang’s 24-hour law logically explains the uninterrupted cycle of the brain on long-term memory establishment during night. Do you know sometimes you forget what you dream but your heart still beats?

Michizzy:
The heart... sorry, the brain. Infact, both.

Why are you confused?

grad2012:
The heart, am I correct?

Ur opinion is pretty cool!!!

adegeye38:
If d hearts stops for sometime u might still live tru CPR or defibrillators to jump start d heart into beating, but once ur brain rests or stop working, u are dead, it means brain dead, d brain is d most active part of the body, it even works more wen we are asleep

Absolutely spot on. thumps up bro!!!

olihilistic:
because it works when we are awake and when are asleep

But the heart will still be busy!!!