talktonase:
does the heart of a cadavar still function even for a few minutes? if no then i still go with the brain.

there is even a sliver of doubt about the permanent unconsciousness, then medical and/or surgical steps must be taken that will guarantee that this body will never have another thought or emotion.

sinaj:
Breast na um I mean the Brain, no no its the heart

olihilistic:
Brain

Reason?

talktonase:
brain

If you say brain, What about the heart?

Let's See Those Who Are Very Smart In BIOLOGY.
A student is asking, Which part of the organ never rests (A) Eye (B) Nose (C) Heart (D) Brain (E) Penis (F) Vagina
Please Be Sincere, What Is The Correct Answer Drop Your Answers, Let's See Which Option Wins...

This is one of the best post I've ever seen on twitter and I'm extremely happy reading it.
Lalasticlala come and see!!!

The person is feeling so so confused.

cruzita:
check zenith bank

Thanks a lot but what's their charge rate?

Please house,
1. Which bank has less charge when withdrawing outside of Nigeria?
2. Between Visa card and Master card, which one is better withdrawing abroad and at what rate is the charges.
please modes in the house, come to the rescue
cc: Lalasticlala, Seun etc...

lilzcee:
most lover's don't marry each other

What if you are engaged to her and then it occur, won't you go ahead and marry?

MzDeeb:
After going through most response.. I couldn't help but imagine how shallow minded some people are.

Firstly, I observed that most guys have narrowed down love to physical attributes like pretty face, boobs, physique generally. With this i can deduce that most of us are yet to have real knowledge of what love is. I mean UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

My Questions?
1.After getting married to a beautiful, sexy hot babe.. Something happened and she lost her tooth, boobs, legs or even got burnt. Will you leave her?

2. Was it her fault that, that happened to her.
3.What if it you were in her shoes, how will you feel?

As regards the topic- Some of you made so many hurtful comments.. Like * Person wey get boobs still dey, wetin go make me marry her boobless person *. Etc.

These comments were rather to harsh n plainly irrational.

Because, someone that is wise n full of knowledge will know that some things happens against one's wish.

The fact that you are tall, handsome,beautiful, sexy n rich wasn't by ur making. Remember all those good attributes could vanish within a twinkle of an eye.

Now ask yourself, if you ever become a victim of circumstance.. Would you like it when people says such hurtful stuff to you? Will you still talk about pple this way?

My Advice :
When making comments people should always think of how people with such conditions will feel. In other words, be considerate and kind. We should endeavour not to always talk carelessly...

Also, some people be thinking they are perfect and open their mouth and talk stupidly or should i say ignorantly..

What if your sis has breast cancer, would you advise any man that comes for her hand in marriage to back off or would you be happy if she remains unmarried for life due to her situation.

Lastly, remember NO ONE has control of events- It could have been any one of us.. We are all enjoying the grace and favour of God.
Never make jest of anyone situation.. They didn't wish for it to happen.



This pics is an illustration- This was a tall, beautiful babe before the burns.
After the burns. N the guy is the * Fiance* who vowed never to let go irrespective of the fact that her beauty has gone.

You nailed it sweetheart, thanks a lot.

cruzita:
she is beautiful and if I'm a man I will marry her if I live her

You re a darling!!!

BolaAdeyemo:
some women with complete bobby never marry,e con remain one with one bobby,a No for me

sherlock229:
Can't she put a fake boob,i can not marry her even if she has her 2 boobs anyways,but still she can just put a fake boob like angelina jolie did

Not everyone has money for that.

neoapocalypse:



The arms look manly , are you sure she's not a transgender ?

she isn't

lilzcee:
God punish me if i do so

What if you were lover's before it occur?

Obioraaa:
NO!



If my mates are getting married to the ones with all those qualities+complete boobs n no breast cancer... Why should I settle for less??

What if there's love?

Teempakguy:
No.

Why?

grandhacke:
nsiazu

Yes you can use it to transfer money abroad

really! how possible?

A good cook, Very loyal, trustworthy and even a wife material. Only breast cancer made her to loose one of her boob. Can she be your Mrs?
cc: lalasticlala

The best thing to do is to allow her give birth to the baby and take it to any government agencies or motherless baby home for them to take care of it because if you kill that child, You might not have any again in the future!!!!

1. Don't touch her
2. Treat her like your blood sister
3. Don't lust after her
4. Respect her
5. Love her as you love yourself
6. Read your bible or Koran every time you wanna lust after her.
note: This is the only way you won't lose respect from her and she might date you.....

Can you use it to transfer abroad?

Please my android phone is not running whole device with psiphon and only Whatsapp, Ucwebmini but not downloading is working. please help. Am using an MTK android phone

The Kumasi Funeral Criers Association (KUFUCA), a body made up of professional and talented criers, has expressed displeasure at the new utility tariffs splashed on Ghanaians by the Public Utility Regulatory Commission (PURC). In view of that, the association has also decided to increase its crying tariffs.

According to a press statement signed by the President of the association, Madam Awo Yaa Donkoh, the association has for the past 5 years maintained its crying rates. This, according to the statement, is not helping the members in any way especially when prices of goods are being increased every day.“A lot goes into this job of ours. We spend lots of money to rehearse before the D-day. We have lecturers who lecture us on how to cry and gain proper attention at funerals; and we pay all these people,” the statement indicated.

ScrewLife.Com got in touch with the President of the association after receiving the press release to find out from her what their work actually entails.

As claimed by Awo Yaa, they are certified criers who offer their services at funerals. “People hire us to cry at the funeral rites of their dead relatives, friends etc. Some even include in their wills that their family members should contact us after their death. The way we beautifully cry move sympathizers to give out more money to the bereaved families. That’s the main reason people contract us,” she added.
Exclusively, Madam Awo Yaa Donkoh gave us the new crying rates which will take effect from January 1, 2016.
*.Crying with Swagg – GH₵ 3,000
*.Deep Wailing & Shouting – GH₵ 2,700
*.Crying & Rolling on the Ground – GH₵ 3,500
*.Crying & Walking Around Funeral Ground – GH₵2,500
*.Highly Emotional Crying – GH₵ 3,200
*.Basic Crying – GH₵ 2,000
*.Crying & Vomiting – GH₵ 4,000
*.Chipmunk Crying – GH₵ 2,700

Nonetheless, she said they have a special Christmas package for every family this December so families who have lost their relatives should get in touch as soon as possible before promo ends. Terms & Conditions apply though.
http://screwlife.com/2015/12/09/kumasi-funeral-criers-association-to-increase-crying-tariffs/
Cc: Lalasticlala

To my brothers; carry your wife to the bed when she sleeps off in the sitting room, make her feel like a baby at times. The truth is, every woman wants to be treated like a 2yrs old girl at times, that's why women behave childish or silly at times. You may have an argument with your wife and the next thing is that you will see her putting her bags outside the house, it doesn't mean she is asking for a divorce, she is just being childish, she simply wants you to hold her, look her in the eyes and say "I am sorry for the argument". That's women for you. Every brother needs to study in the university of women before getting married, read books about them, learn what the Bible says about them and you will hardly have a problem with them. Though there may still be some challenges, because you're both from different background and your imperfections are bound to stand. So, read books about marriage, an ideal home, child upbringing, importance of marriage and the likes. Don't just jump into marriage with an empty head about matrimony, you will have problems. How many men can tolerate their wives nagging let alone shouting? It's said that, you should be quiet when your spouse is angry, when one person is fire, the other person should be water... Brothers, when your wife steps on your feet intentionally or mistakenly, don't let your eyes turn red, just smile at her, if she did it intentionally, she is just playing with you, if she did it mistakenly, its not her fault. So why shout at her over every small mistake? As a man learn to ignore some things, don't be petty. Some men are feminist; Do "hide and seek" with your wife, sing poems for your wife in the garden or inside the house, even if she is teasing you. Assist her in the house chores, pound yam, fetch water, don't make her look like your maid. Bath together, wake her up for prayers, swim with her if it's available, cook together, teach her how to cook if she doesn't know how to cook. Cooking is not the ticket to Paradise. It's not only a feminine duty... Use blind folds to cover her eyes and tickle her, scare her at times, call her from work/ school, text her, write "I love you" in a small note and put it under her pillow or in her purse or in her bathroom or in her cosmetics box or inside her cupboard. Kiss her always, cuddle her, pamper her and play with her hair. Always tell her, she's beautiful and that you're happy to have her as your partner. All these are part of being romantic...When a woman tells you that you are not romantic. It means you are not doing all these things, its not the romance in the bedroom she is talking about. That's why, you brothers have to study "women's language" it's a 10 year course. Lol. Now sisters, it's also part of your duty to be romantic too. Your shyness shouldn't get to your marital life and that doesn't mean you should be shy to express your love to your husband. Send sweet text messages to your husband at work, sometimes even if you are in the room discussing with your husband, still be chatting with him on social media (Facebook, Whatsapp, Viber, Imo,bbm etc) even though he is right in front of you, it's fun and romantic! You should be chatting with your husband, not other men on social media networks. Buy flowers for him. When eating, give him the biggest meat. At times, bake cake for him to surprise him. Don't just be welcoming your husband with an angry face because there is no money in the house, God is our provider. Don't welcome your husband with your body smelling maggi, don't only play with your husband when he receives his salary. Welcome him with a warm hug always, and when he is going to work, pray to God to keep him safe and for him to be successful. Support him, advise him, wipe his tears, be grateful to him, it's not easy to be a man, when you see his faith waxing cold, encourage him, don't threaten him that you will seek for divorce, don't compare him with other men, buy him gifts , wash his clothes, sing for him, praise him in a way that he wouldn't think of an alternative, be the best cook, wash his car if u have the time, dress him up, pamper him when he is sick. Wake him with a peck and don't complain about his snoring habit. Let kiss be the messenger between you. Read books on intimacy, don't learn it from what you see in movies.. Most of what you see there are not real. Call your husband pet names. Though you can also call him by his name even if he is 20yrs older than you, as far as he is comfortable with it. Remember that, God said, men are the protectors and maintainers of women. So respect him and honour him even if he is younger than you. Marriage isn't a bed of roses but a bed of sacrifice. It's said that, there is nothing better for two people who love each other than marriage. To fall in love is a disease and its cure is to marry the person one is in love with. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion and the romance and you find out you still care for that person. Finally, married men, divide your nights into 3: one for yourself(sleeping), one for your wife and one for your Lord.. That's the best night one can ever have. MAY GOD GIVE YOU ALL THE BEST IN MARRIAGE As for the bachelors and single ladies, May God grant you all the spouses that will bring coolness to your eyes and heart IJN! AMEN May you taste true love IJN