₦airaland Forum

To my brothers; carry your wife to the bed when she sleeps off in the sitting room, make her feel like a baby at times. The truth is, every woman wants to be treated like a 2yrs old girl at times, that's why women behave childish or silly at times. You may have an argument with your wife and the next thing is that you will see her putting her bags outside the house, it doesn't mean she is asking for a divorce, she is just being childish, she simply wants you to hold her, look her in the eyes and say "I am sorry for the argument". That's women for you. Every brother needs to study in the university of women before getting married, read books about them, learn what the Bible says about them and you will hardly have a problem with them. Though there may still be some challenges, because you're both from different background and your imperfections are bound to stand. So, read books about marriage, an ideal home, child upbringing, importance of marriage and the likes. Don't just jump into marriage with an empty head about matrimony, you will have problems. How many men can tolerate their wives nagging let alone shouting? It's said that, you should be quiet when your spouse is angry, when one person is fire, the other person should be water... Brothers, when your wife steps on your feet intentionally or mistakenly, don't let your eyes turn red, just smile at her, if she did it intentionally, she is just playing with you, if she did it mistakenly, its not her fault. So why shout at her over every small mistake? As a man learn to ignore some things, don't be petty. Some men are feminist; Do "hide and seek" with your wife, sing poems for your wife in the garden or inside the house, even if she is teasing you. Assist her in the house chores, pound yam, fetch water, don't make her look like your maid. Bath together, wake her up for prayers, swim with her if it's available, cook together, teach her how to cook if she doesn't know how to cook. Cooking is not the ticket to Paradise. It's not only a feminine duty... Use blind folds to cover her eyes and tickle her, scare her at times, call her from work/ school, text her, write "I love you" in a small note and put it under her pillow or in her purse or in her bathroom or in her cosmetics box or inside her cupboard. Kiss her always, cuddle her, pamper her and play with her hair. Always tell her, she's beautiful and that you're happy to have her as your partner. All these are part of being romantic...When a woman tells you that you are not romantic. It means you are not doing all these things, its not the romance in the bedroom she is talking about. That's why, you brothers have to study "women's language" it's a 10 year course. Lol. Now sisters, it's also part of your duty to be romantic too. Your shyness shouldn't get to your marital life and that doesn't mean you should be shy to express your love to your husband. Send sweet text messages to your husband at work, sometimes even if you are in the room discussing with your husband, still be chatting with him on social media (Facebook, Whatsapp, Viber, Imo,bbm etc) even though he is right in front of you, it's fun and romantic! You should be chatting with your husband, not other men on social media networks. Buy flowers for him. When eating, give him the biggest meat. At times, bake cake for him to surprise him. Don't just be welcoming your husband with an angry face because there is no money in the house, God is our provider. Don't welcome your husband with your body smelling maggi, don't only play with your husband when he receives his salary. Welcome him with a warm hug always, and when he is going to work, pray to God to keep him safe and for him to be successful. Support him, advise him, wipe his tears, be grateful to him, it's not easy to be a man, when you see his faith waxing cold, encourage him, don't threaten him that you will seek for divorce, don't compare him with other men, buy him gifts , wash his clothes, sing for him, praise him in a way that he wouldn't think of an alternative, be the best cook, wash his car if u have the time, dress him up, pamper him when he is sick. Wake him with a peck and don't complain about his snoring habit. Let kiss be the messenger between you. Read books on intimacy, don't learn it from what you see in movies.. Most of what you see there are not real. Call your husband pet names. Though you can also call him by his name even if he is 20yrs older than you, as far as he is comfortable with it. Remember that, God said, men are the protectors and maintainers of women. So respect him and honour him even if he is younger than you. Marriage isn't a bed of roses but a bed of sacrifice. It's said that, there is nothing better for two people who love each other than marriage. To fall in love is a disease and its cure is to marry the person one is in love with. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion and the romance and you find out you still care for that person. Finally, married men, divide your nights into 3: one for yourself(sleeping), one for your wife and one for your Lord.. That's the best night one can ever have. MAY GOD GIVE YOU ALL THE BEST IN MARRIAGE As for the bachelors and single ladies, May God grant you all the spouses that will bring coolness to your eyes and heart IJN! AMEN May you taste true love IJN

Best post ever

Where does this guy called Stupidity get his story from?

This is pure real Nigerian fictional writing and am really proud of the authorship. op, is it yours? or you did copy it because I might wanna support you.

I feel like closing this senseless thread

NIGERIAN BABES DON COME AGAIN ooo(LWKMD)
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome!
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goat ko, gorrila ni)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!? Transformer ni?)
6. May your name be highly exhausted!
7. My waste is paining me!
8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi withdagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (Sttrong kor.. decoder ni)
10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life! (GBAM!! )
11. Pls, how much is your age? (Na 22naira o!)
12. Look to the window, the principal just passed away(na you kill am abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let your wheel be done... (God' wheelbarrowspoil b4?Naija I dey hail o)
Add yours!!!!
Cc: Lalasticlala

ola7199:
OP ..i beleive has gone through this process over and over

[quote][/quote]Boss to be sincere I've not had a taste of sex . Got this answers from girls i asked and decided to post it.

Evathyst:
"The only reason why I wana have s£x with you is to prove my love for you. I may date a lady for 2 years, if I don't really love her, I'll never have s£x with her cos my feelings just wouldn't connect with hers". Guys ehn!

The lie some of them tell will make even the devil blush with embarrassment.



The he-goat that told me the above lie was so much in the mood that day that he almost raped me. Thank God for the little taekwondo training which I had in my sec sch.... The rest is now story sha.

Thank God you know taekwondo skills. Maybe girls should learn from you but (The rest is now story sha.) in your speech is .....

Guys be like

Ladies be like
Cc: Lalasticlala

eriguzyWARRI:

Another suspect?

josephobaro:
Smiles .

Are you a suspect?

missmary:
He wont take the risk

He can't know a guys next move and I can beacon on that.

missmary:
Still its a huge step!

Its only a step doesn't mean he should get sex from you. Nowadays guys are very tricksy and can dwindle that only to have sex and later set you up to dump you. Sex after marriage is respect because he will value you for anything.

missmary:
A guy who loves you will support you... Dear ladies don't give it up for anyone... If he wants it, he should put a ring on it...
QMA

Are you sure even putting a ring might tell he is serious?

When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell. A man who really wants to have sex with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid. When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell. In fact, a man who really wants to have sex with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid. Ladies have received ear fuls of lies that will make you shrink mouth ajar. Here are 4 of them:

1. “I’m already erect: I’ll suffer pains.” A desperate guy can use his erection as an excuse to get laid. Truly an erection left unrelieved can hurt, but not so hard that he NEEDS to have sex – unless of course he has used performance enhancers already

2. “I love you.”: This is the big one that seems to work many times. Knowing that sex for women is as emotional as it is physical, men lie that they are in love, thereby appealing to the woman’s soft side.

3. "I’m a v!rg!n.”: Yeah, men are virgins too! More than a few guys have played that card. They will say they want the lady in question to help them get over the virginity. It just might be true though.

4. “You’re the only one I’m seeing.”: This is another one that works many time. The guy tried to make the women believe that there is no one else, hence the need to be fully committed and let him have a bite of the honey comb.
Ladies, feel free to add yours......
Cc: Lalasticlala

But why is it that only girls are asked to
keep their virginity? What about us men,
eh?
I have read a lot of posts and comments
that talk about girls keeping their virginity, and some guys even
insult those that are
not virgins.
But my question is this: Is it only girls
that are meant to keep their virginity?
What about guys?
And again how will a lady be able to keep her virginity when
guys are always asking
for sex then turn around and insult her
for losing it?
It is not only women that are expected to
be pure, guys should be pure as well.
You want a lady to be pure, yet, you won't stop asking for sex.
If she still refuses,
you try to make her weak in her defence.
Yet, you will come online or elsewhere
and shout about girls keeping their
virginity until marriage.
Are we immune to virginity? Let’s stop asking ladies out, and
even
when they accept to date us, don't ask
them for sex. Help them to keep their
virginity until marriage and stop putting
the whole virginity and purity struggle on
them alone! Just my humble opinion though.
LADIES DROP YOUR COMMENT
If you support me.
CC: Lalasticlala

Freakypinky:
Nothing,

Are you sure? Check again.

Free Eye Test
cc:Lalasticlala

PinkBarbie:
If it's true that if you think of having sex with a girl you like because you're not married, then it's not love, how then is it love for you to think of having sex with the same girl because you're married to her?

That's why ladies are heartbroken because 90% of guys want sex and not love because they can't control themselves. Only the patient guy that really loves you for who you are and not for your body will value you. A 5minute or so sex and be loved by being taken care of, which one do you prefer?

Did anyone notice the girl's face?

Cutehector:
bros abeg shift.. 7 years is a very long tym to wait..

Why not think of other things doing than thinking of sex because with 7 years, you can achieve great things with it.

Cutehector:
see rubbish question ooo.. Who wants to hav sex with someone they don't like? Mcheew

If you like any girl, you won't think of sex with her and the day you initiate sex, then its lust you have for her not like. Why not wait till marriage before engaging in sex with your wife?

Cutehector:
pls tell me... Cuz sometimes wen u ladies react to men who want sex.. U ppo r like, what's in sex.. Nw u are sayin d opposite...

Look nw I hav a female frnd who likes me and I like her and I"m so afraid to ask her for sex, I wouldn't want her to think I'm a pervert or smth..

Bro, Why do you wanna have sex with her if you like her?

Men r frustrated wid women because d neva seem to want s*x. Women r frustrated wid men because d always seem to want s*x. Women blame men dat d don't knw hw 2 love, men blame women dat d only tlk abt love but cnt prove it.

Havin s*x early in a relationship can be hazardous for the woman(hu wants more from a man);d man has not had the time to develop any romantic feelings 4her, he needs time to develop doz feelings n its nt wat s*x can achieve. Realising dat friendship is an im;portant ingredient of loven knowin dat u can enjoy each oda's company thoroughly witout first rushing to d bedroom.
Things av bcom so pathetis dat som pple dont even knw wat 2 discuss wid each oda any more once the 's*x marathon' is over. In essence, if d only thing dat seems 2bind a ladt to a man is s*x, den none shud delude him/herself into believin dat love is @work.

S*x is not Love, Love is not S*x. U can av s*x n not b in love, u can b in love n not av s*x. A man may nad b crazy abt u n still av s*x wid u. Using s*x 2 manipulate a man may not always av a desirable ending. It is self-deception for a woman to fink dat giving a man s*x will mk him love her.Love neva shames or degrades. If u av made d mistake of tryin 2 use s*x 2buy a man, now is d time 2 re-assess ur relationship n build it on the right foundation.
TRUE LOVE WILL NEVER MAKE S*X A PRIORITY
Cc: Lalasticlala

A New Chemical That Transformed 254 Black Men To White In 6 Hrs has been invented. Though, this is implausible but real, a publication of the Moscow Faculty of Sciences, researchers have developed a new mixture of chemicals that can change a black man’s skin to white in six hours.

Information gathered shows that with a mixture that includes oxytane and benzodiazepine. It would suffice to stay for 6 hours in a bath consisting of 50grams per liter of water. After this process, the skin peels off naturally, especially the upper skin layer responsible for the color that can be removed.
source: http://www.vibenigeria.com/a-new-chemical-now-change-black-man-to-white-in-6-hrs-photo/
Cc: Lalasticlala

Obinovictor:
What happened to the kini?

She survived breast cancer disease. Thank God with her...

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I'm posting this. She is courageous and, I am celebrating her and all other survivors.
Please no insults.
Cc: Lalasticlala

It depend on the individual, Some that don't smoke are even worst than those. Who knows if the lady was influenced by friends only for that day but outside she's a nice dude.
Note: You don't judge by the cover until you see its content.

I don't need any mirror again. I have the best mirror here. No one should ever get this type of haircut in a ghetto area because Enough Lashiiiiing!!!!!