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Buzzapper:
NEVER DO THIS IN A FLIGHT!!!

If you travel by air a lot, beware of over friendly chatty seat Neighbour's.

This older lady comes and sits next to me inside the plane. She asked me to help her put her bag in the overhead luggage compartment. But a gentleman sitting across quickly came through. (I am not very tall, and the overhead luggage compartment is something I try to avoid at all costs.
Immediately she sits down she strikes up a conversation. She was very pleasant and well spoken. So, we chatted all through the flight to Dubai.

Suddenly, when the pilot announced that we were now proceeding to begin our descent into DXB, my good friend 'developed' stomach pains. Me with my good heart, I pressed the steward's button, and the stewardess came to find out what the problem was. I told her my seat mate was not feeling well.

And this lady, she suddenly began to address me as 'my daughter'. The stewardess told me that there was nothing they could do except give her some painkillers and wait until we landed.

The pilot announced that we had a medical emergency on board and advised us all to stay calm. My new friend was crying and sweating like crazy. And she refused to let go of my hand... everyone assumed we knew each other.

So, we landed at DXB and the same gentleman who helped put up her luggage in the overhead compartment removed her luggage.

But as he removed the luggage, he advised me to distance myself from this lady and make it clear to the cabin crew that we were NOT travelling together. He was a godsend!

So indeed, the cabin crew came and asked me if we were related, I categorically told them we had met on the plane. I didn't know her at all.
So, we began to disembark and as I said goodbye, she kept begging me to carry her handbag. I was so torn... but the gentleman looked me in the eye and emphatically shook his head. He passed me a note telling me to let the cabin crew handle her.

So, I exit the aircraft and leave my 'new friend' to wait for the wheelchair and be handled by the cabin crew feeling very guilty.

As we waited for our luggage to come through, I hear this commotion. My 'new friend' was running, trying to escape the cabin crew, having gotten out of the wheelchair! She left the stewardess with her handbag and just ran towards the exit with the rest of her hand luggage!

Luckily the airport police were faster than her. They got hold of her and brought her back in handcuffs.

This lady starts calling out to me. my daughter... my daughter! how could you do this to me..... that's when I caught on. She was carrying drugs and she was trying to implicate me!

Luckily for me, the gentleman who had helped her with her luggage came forward and told the airport police that me and her had just met on the plane.

The police took my passport and asked her to reveal my full names if it was true we were travelling together. By God's grace, I had not even told her my first name! I was still asked to follow the police to a little room where I was questioned extensively.

Where did I meet her?... where did I board... where did she board. Etc... And my luggage was extensively searched and dusted for fingerprints.
They dusted all her luggage, and my fingerprints were not found anywhere on her luggage or on her handbag!

I was let go with advice never ever to touch anyone's luggage either in flight or at the airport. So, from that day, I don't care how much luggage you have, you will deal with it yourself. I will not even offer you a trolley to put your luggage on! Your luggage... your problem.... is my policy.

And if you can't reach the overhead compartment, and I am the nearest person, please call the cabin crew because all I will do is give you a blank stare and then look away!

@life in Saudi Arabia

Nice copy. But you should have said it was copied.

Fira09:
SOURCE

Why them no collect am set am on fire. The baby herself looks like evil child.

Why will she be happy with such a scary doll

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Just wondering why nobody don type, backwardness.

If na Nigeria now, gullible people will be typing Africans with backwardness.

African with superstition, bla bla.

Ha

Ha, this is not supposed to be issue. It must come their savings and donations from friends and well wishers of course.

greatstephenho:
when are you taking your second wife bro

If you just nak me 1M USD now.

Long live the King, long live the African Tradition.

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Bro, I want to make payment for Paypal. I pm'd you already!

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joa2013:
Hello Sir, that boy was not denied opportunity to graduate by thedepartment, he didn't graduate because he hasn't complete his project as at the date of project defence, simple.

As ABC

Omo

Fira09:
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superCleanworks:
Do you listen to music?
Do you watch movies?
Do you go login on Nairaland?
Do you sleep on a bed?
Do you drink beer? or even Pure water?

for every of these and many more that you do, money is going into another man's pocket whether you accept it or not. Keep repeating your talk.


case closed

Your points are baseless. And it's sad you don't even know what movie and musics are for.

Movie's and music are meant to tell you stories of the past or prophecy that will help you. They're like school you went to, to be educated. It's called exchange for service. You don't compare all those to football watching.

Football watching has no value you exchange it for order than wailing away time, which is totally fine. But saying because one doesn't watch it make his less of a man or all those things the person said Is total rubbish.

Go listen to 2face e be like say.
Watch the movie, The leakers and The Flu
Watch them with substitle, then you learn that movies are for educational purposes just like the books you read.

superCleanworks:
Oga na lie. this one na beer parlour talk.
I am a very organized fellow.
I have 4 businesses and families I give attention to daily. I work, travel and play 247.
I do so much yet I am a super football & basketball fan. I watch NBA till 4am and still go about my business.
biko hapu okwu.

I was just clarifying the person I quoted, you can have millions of business.

That you watch or you didn't not watch football, does not mean anything aside wailing away time, which people has different ways of doing.

And yes no matter how you suger coat it. The fact still remains that, you're sitting comfortablely watching another man do their busines, while you smile and shout.

And there is no difference between you and a man who went and stood in front of another mans shop, watching and smiling while the owner of the shop sell his goods and make money.

Because in both cases neither the money the footballer's are making is entering your pocket nor the money the owner of the shop is making is entering your own pocket for standing and watching.

Is a bitter truth.

Zonefree:
Very boring to the core. Na men like that dey wash his girlfriend's pants and bras.

*Spits on his head*

Actually those men are classified men, they got no time for bulshit. Men who cannot leave their own business to go watch fellow men do their business.

There is a saying in Igbo, that when men fight, na women dey carry dey news.

So in this scenario, the men playing football are the men fighting. While the people watching are the women that carry the news.