₦airaland Forum

If I do change of course and institution and chose Absu as my second choice and they offer me admission, will it be compulsory I put them as first choice??

state universities will accept it..... so many choices..... anatomy, biology.... etc

can I get it for 23k??

when u have only 1k left after spend all ur salary.

If u don't go the the lagoon....the lagoon will come to u.

APC will be kicked out.

look at this pics makes me feel gay.

see undercover cops

does ur tight friends needs more moms to date??

space booked

my reply would be.... God forbid i will never be the last person, my family will never be last, my generation will never be last, my household will never be last.... and i will just start firing prayer like those mountain of fire people.... everybody go leave atm for me.

if they can invent those what is the essence of the exam.

if u set somebodys poo on fire their ass will block.

Using the destiny of our youth to play touch and do.

Funnicator:
Erm. I'm doing pharmacy too at uniuyo. Unizik I know won't give you pharmacy with that score, you stand better chance at uniuyo.
P/S; I'm not assuring you of admission at uniuyo with that score, only saying you stand better chance.

bro I got 234......and waec result is 4 B's and 1 c........ do I stand a chance??

i have some shirts that have crazy thing written on it..... but it would be far crazier to walk around naked.

Every year, Nigerian universities graduate:
1. Doctors.
2. Engineers.
3. Pharmacists.
4. Philosophers.
5. Porn stars.
Let me take it one by one:
1. The doctors are useless. There is nothing for them. The hospitals are not equipped. How did they graduate? Almost what every Nigerian doctor knows is how to diagnose people of malaria. Once, a Nigerian doctor told me I had typhoid, while I had ectopic kidney. I had to get the help of Indian doctors. Let us look at our President. He is not attended to by Nigerian doctors, but every year, we stay busy, graduating doctors. Our parents too, send their children to Ukraine to study medicine. All the time.
2. Engineers. I don't know who these ones are. The Lebanese and the Chinese will still come and construct our roads. Even the vocationally trained electricians are better and knowledgeable about what they do. The problem is not the leadership - we recycle materials from the 50s and persuade students to cram, instead of practicality, they have only theorized.
3. Pharmacists. They believe all they can sell is Panadol and Paracetamol. Give injections. And have all the antiseptic smell all over them.
4. Nigerian universities have Philosophy Departments. When the lecturers are not deep thinkers and readers, how can they ever graduate students who can spin ideas to change the society they live in. Philosophy graduates in Nigeria should not even raise their shoulders high. They are shameless.
5. The best porn videos are filmed in the dingy Nigerian university hostels. Why? When you are bored and useless to yourself, porn is the best way to get your grove on.

VERTEX1:
Sorry i couldnt albeit i indicated same to others, but guess u need special treatment like de 3 .
Nuel: God with us Baby of the house lol

Lol....admission no go miss u this year.

Pls,I haven't recovered from yesterday laugh.....I have cough.

the only problem with my eyes is that when ever I look into my wallet I see nothing.

show lala this. he will push this to FP.

me during jamb exam.

VERTEX1:
You guys are great, i got 266 mbbs even though i didnt open my book for once im even working, but following a thread like this ,saving comments and reading it at a convenient time did the wonder. Again kudos Y'all
optimist: stay to your name and jam a miracle.
Donpre: i hope u remembered my earlier comment here.
Castrolkiller:continue with your killing things BG.
Same to others

Na so..... what abt the rest of us

This was what i was doing in front of the cctv that was why Jamb reduced my score.

The seed inside can also be used for playing games....like.....

hope the institute cut off mark is not beyond reach.... example uniben would want 95 for MBBS which can only be gotten by magic or miracle.

only in Buhari's régime..... have u blamed buhari today??

Turkey wants a coup in Nigeria.

ur faith is not strong enough.

NLProblemChild:
u ar Calling. Me to see what?. The composed post? Without picture of the result attached

see as u day enjoy popularity becos of ur result... becos u be boss.