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Which of the following statements is
NOT correct? A. The average kinetic energy of a gas is directly proportional to its
temperature B. At constant tempearture, the volume of a gas increases as the
pressure increases C. The pressure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume D. The temperature of a gas is directly proportional to its volume E. The collisions of molecules with each other are inelastic

ProDNA:
Paternity DNA tests for your peace of mind.

I wanna help u look for clients...hope I get some commission.

EXLOVER:
Spirit - kidney problem and liver failure
Beer - big belle and high blood pressure
Mineral - jedijedi, diabetes and weak erection
Igbo - madness
Cigarette - cancer
Sex - std
If you say water good,I concur but one bigman for my area always walking with Eva water na typhoid kill am. Wetin man go do nah

I have laughed to the extent that I couldn't breath now am gonna die.

sweetkev:
So he wants everyone to know he donated money to the sick

You prefer he spend the money at a club and use it to shade Davido??

Afonjas....talking nonsense since 1950.

EWAagoyin:
to expensive ... people must surely pay huge for the design and name..... if not person no fit even do yatch party on this one o . too small... glorified canoe

which kind party u wan do for yatch,you wan rent canopy and chair??

If I buy this one I will use the drone to know if there is traffic ahead to avoid it.....cool

It would be a great idea to build the biggest bottle right next to it.

That is how they will forget matches inside the person brain.

Aids ridden country, who will even go there.... they don't even have better jellof rice.... at least Ghana day try.

All this one na long story, just put Lalasticlala as ur security person.

FleetAdmiral:
Penis Snake ....looks like a frnds rod ....weird looking creatures...Alhamdulillah

How did u see ur friend's rod? :-/

probably that GLND

kukuma kill me!

kuku kill me!

Somehow I think NATO is behind this.

Zita55:

nonsensetical nonsense!!

as if , the certificate na gateway to heaven.

mtchewwwwwwwww

So,since jamb made it compulsory to pick at least one private university, here are some of the cheapest ones.
1.Oduduwa
University, Ile-Ife N 164,000.
2. Obong University,
Obong Ntak N 170,000
3. Rhema University,
Aba N313,000
4. Babcock
University, Remo N
340,000
5. Adeleke
University, Ede N 350,000
6. Covenant
University, Ota N 432,000
7. Crawford
University, Igbesa N 450,000
8. Joseph Ayo
Babalola
University, Ikeji-
Arakeji N 500,000
9. Ajayi Crowther
University,
Abeokuta N 500,000
10. Lead City
University, Ibadan N 570,000
Note that the fees above refer to the cheapest course of study and not to the
more expensive courses which varies
from school to school.

When oyibo people describe a location, they simply say, "The place is about a mile and a half, north- west or 300 metres away from Greenville park." You actually know where you're going. . But in Naija, our house numbering system can't be trusted. You may find house number 43 in between house number 5 and 6. Moreover, we know nothing about miles and metres. So when some of you want to describe your location, you'll be like, "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left. Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small. Be going down down... straaaaaight! Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside."

All this tankers and trailer if they are not crushing peoples head they must roast people to death.

I don't have a car,can someone buy one for me so I can experience all this?

Apple1992:
Thanks for disgracing yourself this much.

Hate doesn't look good on you.....try something else.

This super,duper nairalander just turned 22yr.
He was born to achieve greatness.

it high time we men fight for what God created for us,how can dildos,cucumber and cassave be taking our werk?

what do people enjoy in that crappy show self??

finalboss:
where is tsoye.. I I need to see her.. I dunno the gender.. I will

pls boss anything I will manage
Ikechukwu Emmanuel 3099612972 first
bank

pls sir anything I will manage Ikechukwu Emmanuel 3099612972 first bank

Nbote:
VASELINE CREW OVER!!
VASELINE CREW OVER!!
We are in d line of fire!! Nyash Nyash all over the place!!
We need backup!! I repeat We need backup!!
Get in here and collect ur VASELINE from the guy at the forefront over and out!!

MAY DAY,MAY DAY!!
I REPEAT,MAY DAY!!
Back up is down! I repeat,back up is down!
we are now using groudnut oil,this is mission impossible....Over!

See how children of Imo are struggling to get admission into university,but the fruadulent system only favours the north. one goat will open his/her smelling mouth to say we are one Nigeria.