₦airaland Forum

abuhlawal:
How I wish this man is in Kano, he would have been thrown to the prison since long time ago, his friend AbdulJabbar has been imprisoned in Kano here

If he sure u well go get him arrested na. Hypocrite like u using smart phone, using cars, smart tv, solar, power bank, bike, etc. yet have the audacity to castigate the man for calling out ur hypocrisy.

FIRDAUS3:
The man would just sat on his chair 🪑spewing rubbish🚮

The man is right. Is the smart fone ur using not haram? Stop this hypocrisy.

Brenbentondiaz:
Nobody asked you to relay your wet dream to them.

That guy just dropped the bitter truth. But see the bullcrap u came up with? 🤦APC and their Illiterate followers.

ojuu4u:
*In court next of kin must involve in letter of admistration, you are taken to the bank.

*In bank, next of kin must be involved, before your money is released.

*Also, wen any worker dies during the active service, next of kin must be available before any termination benefit paid, be it private or public.

So, those who are putting their close relations as next of kins know exactly what they are doing. Though, it's advisable not to use minor in other to make the process fast.

Meanwhile, how many Nigerian writing will? Or even sharing property according to will?

Exactly. Tankx for the enlightenment.

jmoore:
If any bank in Nigeria is doing that, they are following the wrong path.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/why-next-of-kin-cant-access-funds-after-account-owners-death-lawyer/%3famp

Wow. Thanks for the update.

Lazy9jaYouth:
Does refund applies in Nigeria?

Hahahahahahah

jmoore:
You are still wrong. No lawyer uses next of kin to share assets. And no judge will make any judgement of property inheritance using next of kin.

If someone dies without a will (known as dying intestate), their assets will be distributed according to the laws of their state, which is generally based on the principle of intestate succession

We have situations where a bank will ask for the NOK b4 funds can be released to the family. Some banks will insist that only the NOK can initiate the withdrawal process.

Lazy9jaYouth:
It's crazily expensive there; beside they couldn't get most of what is needed
UK still have a bigger "Africa market" compared to the US

Ok. I understand. Well they can return them and ask for a refund. Lol.

Lazy9jaYouth:
No Lies,
I know someone planning for Wedding in the US; they bought all the requirements need for traditional marriage (except edibles) from Nigeria, They were all returned last week.

Are u serious? Don't they have stores where African attires and accessories are sold in the US?

Ryan231:
Preacher asked the demon
Do you want to destroy your sister?
Haba

Hahahahahahah. The possessed lady must have 4goten that part of the script, so pastor they stylishly remind her. All na format.

FuckYeyeMods:
Not every of such encounter is staged sincerely.
I once saw a girl around my crib and took her home (Not hookup). After some discussions, I tried caressing her and a male voice started speaking through her. The voice ask me what did I want to do with her. She held my neck tight but lo and behold, I wasn't scared. while I grap her hand around my neck trying to free my neck, I continue to answer the voice without fear.
She fell on the bed after a while and when she regain consciousness, she started crying that she's aware of the male jinn in her.
She pleaded I shouldn't leave her but that was the last time I set my eyes on the girl.
She want me to assist her, she gave me her elder sister's number whom she stays with for me to narrate exactly how everything happened but I'm not interested.

🥱🥱

nedekid:
Big mistake, the guy don carry "students" enter house.
Once a person comes out of police station, jail etc, use uber to go home, the first thing is to head to the laundry room, remove cloths and throw into the washing machine then go take a shower if not bedbugs don enter. After few weeks na your pikin go wake you up for night with "daddy plenty ant is biting me" . Lol

Na VIP section baba they for jail. Ask Bobrisky.

Make I no talk wetin dey my mind b4 I chop ban.🥱

Cmanforall:
No be small ban o

Seriously Chief. One has to be mindful and careful now else na ban. U don't need to make a comment b4 chopping ban self, opening a thread alone can get u a ban.

MichaelSokoto:
dat bot is high on dried ugu leaves!

u comment, ee go ban u
u siddon dey look no comment, ee go still ban u

Seun don commission sometin str8 from d pit of hell

I swear boss . Maybe them don they mix loud and colos give the bots. Them just they serve ban give everybody like Christmas and Salah rice.

I just enter one thread comment jeje, the next thing na ban. Omo.

I dey even fear to make harmless comment make I no go chop ban for bot hand. 🤷
RIP sir. Make I comot b4 I chop unnecessary ban again.

Who noticed those tribalists especially in domestic politics section have been humbled lately. The fear of bot na the beginning of wisdom. Ride on Seun.

Technig4:
This nairaland bot just dey ban ban people anyhow.

Small talk you collect ban

I swear. I no dey talk much again oo.

APOPTOSIS:
GooD Evening 2u.
How ur side naa?

I dey fine sir. Longest time. Sir I fit send u dm?

AImiron:
Good afternoon my oga. oh I've been busy here, how's your side brother.

I understand boss. Tank God u are fine. God will be with u over there.

My side here get as he b oo. Tinubu don strangle us Finnish.

Lamasta:
Na soo boss, Aston Villa next to be whipped on tuesday

Them go collect wetin no gud. Boss how fr na? Longest time.

Peacecore:
This week sweet die
Al-Nasr lose, Man City win, Barca win, inter Miami win, ManU lose remaining Bilbao to win tonight make joy complete

My big boss be like u dey read my mind.

My boys are making us proud.

[quote author=AImiron post=135038966][/quote]My boss. Where have u bn?

APOPTOSIS:
True naaaa.
With the help of their churches dem go face MaMa wey dey Village

Evening sir.🫡

psalmsjob:
Na you daft pass to expect me to know sey you be from North Central and therefore you no get anything to do with Peter Obi. No be mumu expectations be that? And you really expect me to feel pained by that photo you attached and all those APC yoruba muslim miscreants statements are like music to my ears but when chatting with a child born presumably in 1994 as your moniker suggest I shouldn't be too worried about your childish talks and gestures it's natural for you to act like this. Enjoy the tears boi

See as u just they digress. Ur neither here nor there. From Obi now is my age lol.
Baba 70yrs abeg shift.

U must be an Agbaya to be engaging a small boy like me in a diss.

Agbaya.

4KNGOAT:
Such a waste piece of rotten flesh..... bastardzzz

Ur tears are tasty and sweet. Get ur throat cleared up because u will cry out ur throat and gnash ur teeth for we will keep coming for blood sucking terrorists like u.

Kelklein:
Why is Hakimi always the poster boy for PSG.. I thought Dembele should be

Hakimi has been consistent over the years. Honestly, Hakimi is underrated. Dude is one of the finest right-back at the moment. Capable of playing right wing perfectly and scores goals for fun.

psalmsjob:
I know say you dey wish to trend. I can imagine you narrating this your paranomia story over a bottle of Hero Beer the legacy that Peter Obi left for his people in 8 years of governor, so you will be telling them how one ronu "threatening" to track you because of a virtuous thing you said and they will be hailing odogwu wey fit lock people throwaway the keys and you go dey feel fly.... But I my brother gaba dai gaban ta bamaiyi sai Allah

U don finally show urself. I knw say na APC miscreants u be. Aka Yoruba Muslim Miscreants. 🤡🤡
If no be say u daft wetin concern a guy from the North Central wit Obi?🤷
Mumu say I wan trend yet na u quote my comment wey I drop. Guy u too daft.🤦

U and ur terrorists Sultan they very daft. Yes I said it again. Oya keep crying mr tracker. Yeye.

psalmsjob:
Nobody is tracking you with anything for starters. What I wanted you to realize is that VDM is capable to defend himself as his whereabouts is well known but people like you who jump on these kind matter are just some nonentity hiding behind VPN IPs to say things you really don't even understand just poking mouth and thoughts into mundaneness. So relax your mind and stay in one place your existence is only known to you and probably when you type nonsense like you did before.

Abeg shift. I just gave u the go ahead to track me including my location but ur here writing epistle. Spinless idiot like u wants to track me. Them go just lock u up for cell throwaway the keys. Idiat.

Angelfrost:
You see wetin I dey talk?!!

A basket will hold more water than this United's defense.

...I warned Fergie001 against celebrating o.

Happy good Friday boss. Na God help Fergie001 yesterday else na hospital God4bid.

But isn't it better this Open Net of a team lost to Lyon so as to help their fans from future cardiac arrest in the semis? Just thinking 🤔🤔