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Family / Re: Please Help, My Wife Wants To Leave Me by nurutwa(f): 10:11am On May 10, 2007
You know you are a liar.Be a man about it don't apologise to her nothing and let her go and you take a long vacation to south Africa,I am sure you will enjoy it.She is playing tricks on you,let her ass go,you don't need a third person into this,it looks to me like she has found a man with a big one so you are hit BRO.And for you,boy! you need to take a quick exit to the hospital because you have mental status change for what you have done is not normal.If you tell her that you will die withou her she will kill you before you kill yourself so don't.Don't pray about it because you will catch fire before the end of your prayers so don't say that I did not tell you.Mmmmmmm!Cry about it?you might try but get bare first before you do that.Last but not list go to a tall building and jump,trust me,your stess will be gone before you hit the ground.
Family / Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by nurutwa(f): 9:50am On May 10, 2007
Men don't have domestic mind so they always need a woman to give them a push grin so nag his ass good,don't let him go thru that door,sex him up till he can't remember his name then feed him his favourite meal.If he gives you crap of going with another woman just calm down because there are more than ahundred ways to fry a chicken.Don't ask him a word let him sleep out as he wish then you take a very unplaned vacation in a midnight train to georgia and don't forget living him I LOVE YOU CARD on the front door.No disrespect but,men think they are in control sometimes when they are not.We love them but their mind shrink half a time and need a whip.
Family / Re: Help: I'm Married But In Love With Another Woman by nurutwa(f): 9:20am On May 10, 2007
There is no such thing like marriage vows,even pastors do cheat either by looking and have ideas or by one ten three way hit so be realy sleek about it but if your wife finds out we all know she will cry necked by the river niger and boy! you will get the runs.Remember I won't be there to wash the demons out of you.God won't help you if you don't help yourself.Don't let no one stop your freedom,do what is good for you,it always works.Having sex in a rush with your other woman is always memorable and you keep going for more but when it runs out you will get your mind strait either in a hospital bed or on a wheelchair. cool grin

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