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Nice pictures, op. But tell your brothers to stop bashing us when we create Imo threads

Jobless mods always putting nonsense on front page

I don't think ladies would find these easy to keep

Agenda of meeting is uncovered yet the APC haters are still feeling jittery

omenka:
Wish they could make Jonathan their National Chairman and Ahmadu Ali their BoT chairman.

Meanwhile, they should make haste to pay their workers and their campaign contractors. I want to believe one of the agendas not captured by the press was putting pressure on the ex-president to release some stolen funds so salaries areas of their employees can be paid.

First time in ur life to make a hate-free comment

And the APC bastards will still attribute it to Boo.hari. Nice one, Barcanista

Money can buy true love and happiness

I can't see Oshiomhole or his wife here

There's nothing emotional about the chinko story, bro. Everything is as fake as made in China

An old Igbo radio play I listened to sometime last year. I was able to cram the court scene


Ugadie - the plaintiff
Enyidie - defendant
Adaku - Ugadie's daughter
Igbojionwu - Ugadie's husband
Uche - Enyidie's husband
Judge
Nwadisi - an English observant

Judge: (in a strained English accent) good morning, sir!
Nwadisi: good morning!
Judge: it's a pleasure, sir!
Nwadisi: idika mma?
Judge: anyi di mma, anyi di mma
Nwadisi: Kedu maka di bo nu?
Judge: ha di mma, ha di mma!
Nwadisi: ka yi dokwa ipe ka yi were taata

Judge: onye kporo ikpe puta! Ugadie, biaanu. Rigoro n'elu ogba chife aka n'azu. We're arusi a wee maara anyi iyi n'iga ekwuriri eziokwu

Ugadie: eji'm arusi a na ama iyi na agam ekwuriri eziokwu gwa ndi ulo ikpe. Oburu na m ekwu okwu asi, arusi a gbukwa mu o. Ofo na ogu jidekwa mo

Judge: Ugadie, obu onye ka igbara akwukwo? Koro anyi ihe bu iwe gi.

Ugadie: O bu Enyidie ka m gbara akwukwo. O taram aru na nti, gwa okwu ojo. O ga agbam ogwu na nti, nyekwam olu ite mu o!

Judge: Olu ite mere agha?

Ugadie: Olu ite'm wara awa m nyere ya mgbe obiara di ohuu, o jiri chebe ube o Kuru aku. Ma ube etochakwala, gbaa mkpuru, ma nwanyi a akaa tubeghi ime, ka o na mukwa nu amu. O bu eziokwu na ube ahu etochakwala. Ma oga enyeririm olu item o! Ya awakwala awa!

Crowd: (booing) wooo! woo!! Woooooooo!!! Ajo nwanyi! Onye ojo! Obi gi agbaka. Tufiakwa!

Judge: silence! (noise dies down) Ugadie, ijikwa n'aka na imara ihe I na ekwu?

Ugadie: eee! A maram ihe'm n'ekwu. Ya nye'm olu ite'm ka onye obula gawara onwe ya.

Uche: Nyanyi, ijikwa nu olu ite wara awa eme gini?

Ugadie: ajulam! Enwere onye ogbasara? Achorom iweghari ihe m. Dassolu!

Judge: Ugadie, ngwa ga nara oche. (Ugadie goes out) odimma, Enyidie, Rigoro n'elu ogba bia zara onu gi. We're arusi a wee maara anyi iyi.

Enyidie: (steps up) eji'm arusi a na ama iyi na aga'm ekwuriri eziokwu gwa ndi ulo ikpe. Oburu na'm ekwuo okwu asi, arusi a gbukwa mu o. Ofo na ogu jidekwa m o!

Judge: Enyidie, I nula ihe Ugadie kwuru maka gi?

Enyidie: ee, nna anyi o. Obughi ikpe ka Ugadie kpotaram m o. O biara ikoro uwa otu'm si ghara imuta nwa.

Judge: hmm

Enyidie: okwa o si na mu ga agba ya ogwu na nti? Ekwerem ekwe. Okwa osi na mu ga egbutu osisi ube n'ukwu bunye ya olu ite ya? Ekwerem ekwe. Ma na biko kpotaram Adaku nwa ya. Onwere aka ebe o ga agbara'm.

Judge: Onye bu Adaku? Ya puta na ogbo.

Igbojionwu: (angrily) Adaku oso ha luo ogu? Adaku oso ha luo ogu?

Judge: mechie onu, nwokem! (Adaku steps in)
Enyidie, ngwa, kwubezie nu

Enyidie: nna anyi o, nwolomgbo, nwolomgbo Adaku yi n'olu; obu nke'm o

Judge: nne, o bu nke ya?

Adaku: ee, nna anyi

Judge: Ugadie, o bu n'ezi?

Ugadie: ee! Ya were nwolomgbo ya

Judge: Enyidie, kwubezie nu

Enyidie: nna anyi o, o kwa imana eriri dobiri adobi o naghi ezukwa zi. Ya mere, aga egbupu Adaku isi, bunye'm nwolomgbo'm o.

Crowd: hahahaha! Ugadie egbuola onwe ya. Odimma! Ajo nwayi, ifugo onwe gi ugbua!

Judge: silence! Odimma, ndi oje ozi putazie nu. (guards step in) jidenu Adaku, kee ya eriri, gbupu ya isi, ma weputa nwolomgbo ahu. Ga kwa na ulo, gbupu osisi ube na ukwu bugekwara Ugadie olu ite ya

Adaku: (crying) nnem o! Anwuom o! Biko nyerem aka o! Ewoo!

Ugadie: (panicking and in tears) ewooooooo! Efuom oo! Ekweghim o! Enyidie nwayi obi oma, zoba nu ya o, ka isi ha gbuo nwa'm? Okwa Adaku bu nke mu na gi. Okwa mu na gi dibukwa na mma?

Enyidie: ichetara na muna gi dibukwa na mma?

Ugadie: ee, nne'm. Gbaghara zienum o! Biko, biko, biko. Ejikwam Chukwunna ayo gi. Hapuzinu olu ite, inugo? Hapuzikwa nwa'm o. Asiri egbukwa m ooooo!!!

Enyidie: (crying)

Judge: Enyidie, inwere okwu?

Enyidie: ee, nna anyi o! Ejighi njo akwu ugwo njo. Onye mere nke o mere, Chukwunna ga akwukwa ya ugwo. Hapuru anyi nwa o

Judge: hmm

Igbojionwu: chai! Enyidie, ka Chukwunna gozierem gi. Nwanyi oma. Chai!

Judge: ndi oje ozi, ngwa keghapuzienu Adaku

Otu oma

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correctguy0900:
I head this new government has subsidized sense in all supermarkets in Nigeria. while don't you grab yours now before a another government takes over.

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joseph1832:
Your hero GEJ no get grand child? Or sorry Mama Piss no give am pikin. No vex eh!.

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Ralphlauren:
Beautiful

The smile and delight on his face is priceless

Mehn, that's so gay! Do u guys truly wankk over Buhari's pictures?

SeverusSnape:
And your wanking "kwontinues".

That grandchild is a potential suicide bomber

How would tribal bigotry stop in Nigeria? Our parents passed it on to us and so we will also pass it on to our children and our children's children. The Igbo child has been taught to hate the Yorubas because they're dirty, fetish and evil. The Yoruba child too has been taught to hate and avoid the Igbos because they're money ritualists, ''chest beaters'' and cheats. This hate trend will go on and on until God's kingdom. No amount of preaching can change that now; we can only try but it won't stop. It's a virus that has cut deeply in our orientation. Nice writeup anyway

skimpychick:
@Nwaiberibe adim nnoo mma, Olee kwanu

Nne, adim ok. Ndewo

Ok, no hate or argument, just a question. Where is Ijebu mentioned in the bible? I must have missed it

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Beremx:
ok!


Nairaland is indeed a place to breed mad people. Hahahahahaha!!!

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Otu gbawa gi ebe ahu!

AprokoMan:
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Jeeesus Christ! "dead maggot stuck in the left ear of a mad cow from Daura"

https://whyfiles.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/4.jpg

Beremx:
My mentions don suffer! Hahahahahaha!!

Sorry, but I had to quickly come in and correct the mistake. You were never Igbo, even though u understand the language. Stop deceiving people with that fake personality

Beremorlu:
Is it same disease that made you dump your woman for beremx the old hag from Orlu Imo state...notwithstanding her smelly body and killing even her own child

Come, lemme warn u. Don't ever in ur life again mention Berem and Orlu in the same sentence. She's an Hausa woman that happens to live in Orlu. WE DON'T BREED PIGLETS!

skimpychick:
@Nwaiberibe awum nwa afo nwangele lol.
Ify nwanne Oma, present here. Amam na aru di.
Tosh ikaala na threadia o, ikwesila iwu mentor ebea. how far bro
Biko unu ewela iwe o kedu Maka agaba sef, Ogaala icho ndidi boko haram na Chad.
Umunne ndi m echetaghi unu ewela iwe, ka chineke gozie unu niile.

Ewoo! See my sister o. Nne, kedu ka idi?

And see the shameless old mamas smiling with dicks in their hands

Mourning of Muharram. These people are animals!

Buhari and his cohorts will definitely get tired of chasing GEJ. T