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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 12:39am On Aug 23, 2017
Enyinne:
Pls can anyone enlighten me how to make uber payment come thru my account .am trying to register my car .Do i need federal or state personal income tax tin number. .
What exactly do I need to get it done .
Talk to us, it's free for consultation.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 12:38am On Aug 23, 2017
emmybuoy:
Quick question,

TO ALL DRIVERS, PERSONAL OR HIRE,

If you ran Uber/Taxify yourself, and wanted to give your car out to a Driver, Would you collect Daily or Weekly payments?

From your experience, which payment method do you think would be easier to meet?

I am asking this because I Have 2 cars to put on the platforms, however, I am looking at the best possible method to make life FAIR not EASY for both myself and my driver. So DAILY (N6,000 - N6,500) or WEEKLY (42-45k)
Talk to us today, we can help.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 12:37am On Aug 23, 2017
4godsake:
I have a tokumbo 05 avensis in mint condition for hire purchase.A down payment is required and balance over a 1 and 1/2 or 2 years max.08063440230 Only serious persons pls.
Contact us, let's help.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 12:35am On Aug 23, 2017
Epphy:
Please, is a Nissan Altima 2005 model good too?
Contact us, we can help. Contact information in signature.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 12:35am On Aug 23, 2017
[quote author=joeycynosure post=59615898][/quote]Do you operate in Abuja
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 12:33am On Aug 23, 2017
dyungrules:
Good morning house, please what year of vehicles does uber and taxify accept and which is better to use?
Contact us, we do free consultations.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 12:32am On Aug 23, 2017
xana101:
Please I need an experience person to advice me. I want to buy a corolla for uber/Taxify. I want to buy this bank type. I see its cheaper than the regular type. I need to know if its strong and rugged like d regular type and fuel efficient. What about it parts and what are there major issues. Thank u
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Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 8:31am On Aug 20, 2017
Hello all
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 3:04am On Aug 17, 2017
OAKSFIVEFARMS:
Hello everyone, happy Sunday. I'm happy, I hope you are too. In case you aren't, I have brought some financial advise to brighten your day.
I want to talk about investment and return on investment (ROI) in the context of Uber.
So I was researching fixed deposit rates, not to invest but to get a comparison between that and an investment in Uber.

The best rate I was able to get was 3% on a 30 day fix, that is, if you left your money with the bank for 30 days, they would give you an appreciation on your capital of 3%. So I though, let's choose a nominal figure for the sake of this post, a figure of say #1,500,000.

If you fix #1,500,000 naira on a percentage of 3%, at the end of the term, you make a profit (or interest) of 50,000 naira. A not so whooping sum of #12,500 per week. I believe there is also a service charge, though negligible, it will affect your bottomline.

Now let us look at an equivalent investment on Uber,
Now that Uber is accepting year 2000 cars and newer.
Let's say you invest in Uber with #1,500,000.
You are guaranteed returns of #120,000 per month
, #30,000 per week.

From my layman calculation that is about 8% compared to fixed deposits' 3%.

Quite a difference when the capital we speak of is #1,500,000 .

Now, I think you may speak of risk. Fixed deposits are essentially risk free, while Uber carries certain risks ; accident, theft, fire etc, but that is where insurance comes in. For about #50,000 naira you can negate all risks, for upto 1 year. Over the course of a year, that is 4000 every month. Risk averted.
If we were to deduct interest from risk premium (insurance) we get a profit of 116,000 per month, still much higher than fixed deposit.

One legitimate concern of course is, what happens to mechanic costs when you have to fix the car (this is a variable and highly dependent on other factors, also it is unpredictable so I won't calculate that here), if you get a good vehicle, you don't have to worry about mechanic costs, I have been driving my car on Uber for 3 months and haven't had cause to visit a mechanic, so it's been all profit for me.

So how do you get a good car? Leave that to us, we can help you source for well maintained vehicles from reputable car dealerships.
As fleet managers, we can help you purchase sound vehicles for your investment.

It is worthy to mention that no investment vehicle(no pun intended) is devoid of risk, fixed deposits are affected by inflation while Uber vehicles are affected by depreciation.

I think any investment that out performs the local fixed deposit rates is a good investment. Think about it.

Invest in Uber today.

Have a happy Sunday and a lovely week folks.
Hello all
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op):
Hello all
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 1:26pm On Aug 13, 2017
Hello all,experienced uber driver needed in Abuja, Toyota Corolla 2011. Check my signature and send me a WhatsApp if interested.
Business › Re: $4,000 A Week For Life Or $2 Million Right Now by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 9:15pm On Aug 02, 2017
All this quora question.
Op r u on quora?
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 9:43pm On Aug 01, 2017
Hello all
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 9:48pm On Jul 31, 2017
mynaija123:
Thanks for your response.
Please where is their office in abuja and how fast is it to get a car to drive.
29 mambilla, off aso drive.
I can't say about how fast it is to get a car though.
It's dependent, you might be lucky and get very quickly.
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 8:00pm On Jul 31, 2017
Hallo
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 7:51pm On Jul 31, 2017
chillex8:
He will pay it

Once the old driver leaves his former partner the 10k goes back to The partner.

New partner pays for the "already done verification".

It's a closed system.
Oh, that's how that works. Thanks for the enlightenment. Have you actually experienced it?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 6:29pm On Jul 31, 2017
chillex8:
Why old drivers.


So you don't want to fight corruption huh
He doesn't want to pay the 10k for background check.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS:
Prince081:
This your analysis get K leg. Do the same analysis with Treasury bills versus Uber.
Thanks for sharing your observations. I am not saying Uber is the best investment in the world.I believe I stated I chose fixed deposit, because, in my personal opinion "any investment that outperforms fixed deposit is a good investment" and because they share a common threshold (of couse, so do treasury bills). I can't compare Uber to every single investment, I chose fixed deposit for the sake of relativity ie how good an investment Uber is as compared to another easily understandable investment vehicle. You can also share with us an analysis of your own, the public will be better informed as a result of it. I really would be appreciative if you chose to share more of your observations, thanks and cheers.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 4:15pm On Jul 30, 2017
Hello everyone, happy Sunday. I'm happy, I hope you are too. In case you aren't, I have brought some financial advise to brighten your day.
I want to talk about investment and return on investment (ROI) in the context of Uber.
So I was researching fixed deposit rates, not to invest but to get a comparison between that and an investment in Uber.

The best rate I was able to get was 3% on a 30 day fix, that is, if you left your money with the bank for 30 days, they would give you an appreciation on your capital of 3%. So I though, let's choose a nominal figure for the sake of this post, a figure of say #1,500,000.

If you fix #1,500,000 naira on a percentage of 3%, at the end of the term, you make a profit (or interest) of 50,000 naira. A not so whooping sum of #12,500 per week. I believe there is also a service charge, though negligible, it will affect your bottomline.

Now let us look at an equivalent investment on Uber,
Now that Uber is accepting year 2000 cars and newer.
Let's say you invest in Uber with #1,500,000.
You are guaranteed returns of #120,000 per month
, #30,000 per week.

From my layman calculation that is about 8% compared to fixed deposits' 3%.

Quite a difference when the capital we speak of is #1,500,000 .

Now, I think you may speak of risk. Fixed deposits are essentially risk free, while Uber carries certain risks ; accident, theft, fire etc, but that is where insurance comes in. For about #50,000 naira you can negate all risks, for upto 1 year. Over the course of a year, that is 4000 every month. Risk averted.
If we were to deduct interest from risk premium (insurance) we get a profit of 116,000 per month, still much higher than fixed deposit.

One legitimate concern of course is, what happens to mechanic costs when you have to fix the car (this is a variable and highly dependent on other factors, also it is unpredictable so I won't calculate that here), if you get a good vehicle, you don't have to worry about mechanic costs, I have been driving my car on Uber for 3 months and haven't had cause to visit a mechanic, so it's been all profit for me.

So how do you get a good car? Leave that to us, we can help you source for well maintained vehicles from reputable car dealerships.
As fleet managers, we can help you purchase sound vehicles for your investment.

It is worthy to mention that no investment vehicle(no pun intended) is devoid of risk, fixed deposits are affected by inflation while Uber vehicles are affected by depreciation.

I think any investment that out performs the local fixed deposit rates is a good investment. Think about it.

Invest in Uber today.

Have a happy Sunday and a lovely week folks.
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 1:56pm On Jul 30, 2017
Hello all
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 12:06pm On Jul 30, 2017
Hello everyone, happy Sunday. I'm happy, I hope you are too. In case you aren't, I have brought some financial advise to brighten your day.
I want to talk about investment and return on investment (ROI) in the context of Uber.
So I was researching fixed deposit rates, not to invest but to get a comparison between that and an investment in Uber.

The best rate I was able to get was 3% on a 30 day fix, that is, if you left your money with the bank for 30 days, they would give you an appreciation on your capital of 3%. So I though, let's choose a nominal figure for the sake of this post, a figure of say #1,500,000.

If you fix #1,500,000 naira on a percentage of 3%, at the end of the term, you make a profit (or interest) of 50,000 naira. A not so whooping sum of #12,500 per week. I believe there is also a service charge, though negligible, it will affect your bottomline.

Now let us look at an equivalent investment on Uber,
Now that Uber is accepting year 2000 cars and newer.
Let's say you invest in Uber with #1,500,000.
You are guaranteed returns of #120,000 per month
, #30,000 per week.

From my layman calculation that is about 8% compared to fixed deposits' 3%.

Quite a difference when the capital we speak of is #1,500,000 .

Now, I think you may speak of risk. Fixed deposits are essentially risk free, while Uber carries certain risks ; accident, theft, fire etc, but that is where insurance comes in. For about #50,000 naira you can negate all risks, for upto 1 year. Over the course of a year, that is 4000 every month. Risk averted.
If we were to deduct interest from risk premium (insurance) we get a profit of 116,000 per month, still much higher than fixed deposit.

One legitimate concern of course is, what happens to mechanic costs when you have to fix the car (this is a variable and highly dependent on other factors, also it is unpredictable so I won't calculate that here), if you get a good vehicle, you don't have to worry about mechanic costs, I have been driving my car on Uber for 3 months and haven't had cause to visit a mechanic, so it's been all profit for me.

So how do you get a good car? Leave that to us, we can help you source for well maintained vehicles from reputable car dealerships.
As fleet managers, we can help you purchase sound vehicles for your investment.

It is worthy to mention that no investment vehicle(no pun intended) is devoid of risk, fixed deposits are affected by inflation while Uber vehicles are affected by depreciation.

I think any investment that out performs the local fixed deposit rates is a good investment. Think about it.

Invest in Uber today.

Have a happy Sunday and a lovely week folks.
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 10:28pm On Jul 29, 2017
mynaija123:
I asked a question about how i can be an uber driver.
Uber us not in Benin at the moment, only lagos and abuja.
You can become an Uber driver by going to their office in either lagos or abuja with your drivers license and 1000 naira. When you get to their office, mention that you want to register as a driver, they will adminster a test, if you pass, you can become an uber driver. You must also have an email address and a phone number.
Ideally you should have an android or an iPhone.
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 5:08pm On Jul 29, 2017
Hello all
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 5:21pm On Jul 28, 2017
goldenval:
I bought 2 Corolas last 2 months for Uber business and I handed it over to someone a driver I met during my trip to South Africa,
Since May till yesterday, he was supposed to pay 400k but he gave excuses of traveling to the village. Then thank God for the trackers, I tracked one of the car and found it at Eko hotel Victorian Island and I arrested the driver and he brought the 2nd car today.

The sad thing is that, he managed to pay 100k today and as I am writing this, the 2 cars are in my house and I don't have any faith in continuing the Uber business and I don't mind selling both cars at reasonable prices and move on.

Thanks
How much?
Business › Re: MAKE MONEY ON UBER and TAXIFY. Download the Guide to Rideshare 3 for Free!!! by OAKSFIVEFARMS(op): 1:43pm On Jul 28, 2017
Hello all, brand new posts coming soon
Politics › Re: Syllabus Of Deceit! (the Truth About The First Coup) By Olisa Akukwe by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 1:06pm On Jul 23, 2017
tifany89:
Nobody is disowning anybody. So now it has to do with the coup Anioma is now Igbo but when u comes to any other thing it's south south? Hypocrisy like this weakens me. Those that plan the coup didn't meant for it to turn out the way it is. They wanted to savage Nigeria coz of everything going on at the time. People jubilated after the coup until certain persons for obvious reasons gave it a tribal colouration. Read about events that led to the coup maybe you will become more enlightened and try to red with an unbiased mind . Nigerians are difficult people.
You realise that as at when they struck, there was nothing like south south? Only eastern region which he fell squarely in. They say an Nzeogwu, from Anioma, in the eastern region committed coup, especially with help from majorly eastern elements. Who do you think the world will point to? Middle belters?!
Let's borrow a scenario, let's say I'm from a polygamous home of 3 wives. The second wife says she wants to kill the husband so that the 1st and the 3rd wife's children can inherit their father, eventually, she kills the man and somehow somehow, by hook or crook, her children end up with all the property.
Now let's say you are a child of the 3rd wife, will you believe 2nd wife truly did it selflessly and it was just providence that made her children inherit all the property of the father?
Politics › Re: Syllabus Of Deceit! (the Truth About The First Coup) By Olisa Akukwe by OAKSFIVEFARMS:
tifany89:
Nobody is disowning anybody. So now it has to do with the coup Anioma is now Igbo but when u comes to any other thing it's south south? Hypocrisy like this weakens me. Those that plan the coup didn't meant for it to turn out the way it is. They wanted to savage Nigeria coz of everything going on at the time. People jubilated after the coup until certain persons for obvious reasons gave it a tribal colouration. Read about events that led to the coup maybe you will become more enlightened and try to red with an unbiased mind . Nigerians are difficult people.
There are Igbo in delta, my friend, just like there are Nigerians in bakassi. Division of states is what made them fall into delta state. At the time they were relevant to the coup, they were from Anioma, no Delta State which firmly made him (Nzeogwu) igbo.

Let's look at a comprehensive list of the organisers of the coup,
Nzeogwu
Onwuatwegu
Okafor
Ademulegun
Ifeajuna
Anuforo
Chukwuka

Let's look at a comprehensive list of the people killed
CIVILIANS
Balewa
Bello
Akintola
Okotie Eboh
Musa
Bello
Ademulegun
Sardauna
Pategi

ARMED FORCES
Ademulegun
Maimalari
Shodeinde
Mohammed
Mohammed
Largema
Pam
Unegbu
Oyegoke
Girkana
Nimzo
Anduka
Lai
Lewande

And guess who emerged from this all with power
Ironsi

What do you guys think now?

According to Wikipedia
"Acting President Nwafor Orizu made a nationwide broadcast, after he had brief President Nnamdi Azikiwe on the phone the decision of the cabinet, announcing the cabinet's "voluntary" decision to transfer power to the armed forces. Major GeneralJohnson Aguiyi-Ironsi then made his own broadcast, accepting the "invitation".

The top echelon of government was so strategically wiped out that
An eastern man in " Nnamdi Azikiwe" who was president consulted with another eastern man in "Nwafor Orizu" who was senate president, to give power to another eastern man in "Aguiyi Ironsi" who was GOC.

An igbo man (Ironsi) brought about this unitary system of government, which (guess what) was such a good idea then because the east was in power and unification would have put him in control of the whole country. It was sweet that time.The other regions didn't want.
Now the same east is crying, claiming it doesn't want again, it wants biafra, it wants restructuring, it wants secession, simply because the east was comprehensively whooped at a game it started.
It was an easterner that forced us into unitary government by enactment of decree.

It's clear the east tried to grab power and failed.


Even if history will be revised by you, you can't change the players or the events, you can only attempt to change the narrative, unfortunately. And that won't work.


React to that.

Last word... I know nobody ask me, but I will say.
I believe strongly in the Igbo people, im in absolute awe and in love with the spirit of excellence and industry the Igbo people stand for the world over, not just in Nigeria.
Igbo people are at the top of all fields of human endeavour; education, the arts, business, science, literature etc. And these feats are not achieved by mere dancing. And I pray for the continuous advancement of the Igbo race, regardless of the geopolitical situation they find themselves in.

However history is history.
Politics › Re: Syllabus Of Deceit! (the Truth About The First Coup) By Olisa Akukwe by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 2:34pm On Jul 22, 2017
DerideGull:
No, Zik has already employed an editor of his own newspaper. I guess you are a loudmouthed ingrate who will dwell more on hearsay than actual facts. About 1954, Zik was a regional premier. There is no doubt it will amount to suicide if you are forced to do the math. You can, at least, agree that 1954 preceded 1957. In 1934 when Azikiwe returned to Africa, Kwame Nkrumah was a Wharf Clark. You can now check your level on intellectual scale.
Ingrate hunh? What exactly should I be grateful for again?
The fact that Zik and his brothers scuttled the democracy of Nigeria for personal political reasons.
Or that SL Akintola and Ahmadu Bello were murdered through Ziks political schemings while the premier of the East as well as he were the only surviving top members of government.
Or that the coup he instigated where other regions were killed brought forward Aguiyi Irons from his region to grab power. Of course the narrative would have been different today if the north did not retaliate in a counter coup.
It's high time easterners admit they tried to grab power and failed, that is even more honourable than this charade. At least you did that as Men. Stop whining like girls because you lost out on a game you started.
And by the way, Zik was still editor of the west African pilot as at 1957, alongside his political career.
Here is a little medicine for your cough.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_Nigerian_coup_d%27état
Politics › Re: Syllabus Of Deceit! (the Truth About The First Coup) By Olisa Akukwe by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 10:08pm On Jul 21, 2017
tifany89:
So you don't even know he is from Delta state? I thought I was even engaging someone that was worth interacting with but this just goes to prove you are as ignorant as they come. When you have read like 5 different books, you can come back and engage me for now Bye
Please don't lose hope in "educating" me.
There was no delta state at the time, OK?
He is from anioma, which means "good land" in igbo language no less. Does anioma mean anything in any indigenous south south language? Please translate. I have also even heard he is from Kaduna, anything to disown him right?
Only 5 books? Now that is shallow.
You better grab a chair.
Politics › Re: Syllabus Of Deceit! (the Truth About The First Coup) By Olisa Akukwe by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 9:52pm On Jul 21, 2017
tifany89:
A coup led by Nzeogwu a south south man is Igbo coup,but when it comes to Biafra agitations,two face lying humans will say it's only 5 Eastern states that are involved. Why not pick a struggle, nonsense
Chukwuma Nzeogwu is south south. Wow. Talk about revisionism.
Politics › Re: Syllabus Of Deceit! (the Truth About The First Coup) By Olisa Akukwe by OAKSFIVEFARMS: 9:42pm On Jul 21, 2017
tifany89:
Dude nobody has ever blamed yorubas for the counter coup. It was mainly and purely an hausa/fulani affair. Why most of you likes turning truth on its head is beyond me. Okay wat about the consequent coups? Gideon orkar coup is it a middle bet coup? I have told u feel free to believe what u want. If saying it's an Igbo coup makes u sleep well tonight den so be it but it doesn't change the fact that it wasn't. Are you earn aware that most of the junior officers used in that coup were hausas? It was just d officers that were mainly Igbo. At times I wonder if most of you can't reason independently. Is there any way the coup could v been successful to that extent without active participation of the junior officers? Just read d OPs write up with a free mind and den ask yourself pertinent questions
I understand that nothing I tell you will change your mind. They say a man will never learn something, if his livelihood depends on not learning it.
Politics › Re: Syllabus Of Deceit! (the Truth About The First Coup) By Olisa Akukwe by OAKSFIVEFARMS:
Dedetwo:
When most dumbass Nigerians who knew absolutely nothing about historic events in Nigeria, they start off calling opposing views ignorant. The above crap is as ignorant as it look. What an idiotic slight. Kwame Nkrumah was still a Wharf Clark when Zik came back from USA. Tafawa Balewa was a British creation.
Lol, you apparently know less. When Kwame Nkrumah was president of Ghana in 1957, Zik was a newspaper editor.

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