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raumdeuter:
Besides say na your children age you go follow dey train with
Come oyinbo land, na girls of 13, 14 15 go train you
I come ask them say if I dey drown how will this tiny girl carry me
Dem say under water you are lighter. I told them I know physics and all those law of floatation but this na my life we dey talk of

We either get a man wey grab well well or skip the whole thing

Imagine say I dey drown and wan grab instructor while worrying about claiming say na sexual harassment of minor

Abeg my mates don go Olympics with Michael Phelps set. If na swimming go make me miss heaven then too bad

BlueRayDick:
I also don't know how to ride a bicycle till date and I'm not even bothered one bit. My Mates during NYSC tried making joke out of the fact that I can't ride a bicycle ; but in real life I get sharp mouth so my clap back made them abort mission 😁

Swimming or anything that has to do with water was a no-no for me. I don't like water-bodies at all; water scares me easily. I voluntarily declined going on a field trip during NYSC cos I heard we will visit one ancient crocodile shrine as part of our visit to the major river in the town. I no dey do wetin pass my power.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I really hope Air Peace can survive it oh. These guys have the muscle to press their neck well well.[/color]

ouzo1:
I no sure say person hate APC pass me o, from dey anus of my heart I hate that party and everything wey e represent.

larride:
Useless Dalot or useless coach that want the team to run the game down instead of attacking the leaking Chelsea defense.

seankafor:
all these because he allowed free speech and not censoring what gorvernment wants him to sensor?

musk has contributed more to the world than all whole american polithicians combined

GloriousGbola:
that is a precendent that musk cannot appreciate, because at this core he celebrates bullying those weaker than him - he did come of age in aparthed south africa after all

it is the concept of soft power, which works far better than brute force.
the US became a world power by projecting soft power
the USSR lost by projecting hard power

even the us itself has repeatedly demonstarted that brute force ultimately does not work.
it did not work in vietnam, it did not work in afganistan, it did not work in iraq

diggz:
Which area for IB naim 3bedroom flat be 60k a year? I strongly doubt you can get a room in any face me I face you house for 60k sef.

BarTheKing:
Lady's and Gentlemen, this is the sewage skinny rat behaving aggressive and brutal online.

Below is Eunoiaa popularly known as Magnoliaa, the bitter sadist. .

Ibime:
Naira should calm down small, some of us have transfer to make

I used my Abidoshaker power to bring down dollar — Prophet Odumeje.

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— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) March 25, 2024

OasisX:


.....make I pin this sad news here.

BlueRayDick:
Iamoyindamola these are the 4 terrorists arrested in connection with the Moscow incident last week . It appears none has been linked to mossad thus far

https://www.nairaland.com/8040986/what-know-terrorist-suspects-moscow

Omo! Na so terrorist faces supposed dey look when dem appear for court.

iamoyindamola:
This shit can be scary
Imagine calling someone son/daughter and taking the responsibility only to wake up one day and find out you are just a guardian not the parent
Omo na die oo
Fear woman

afrodoc2:
A man had 3 kids and then he and his wife decided that he should have a vasectomy. After the vasectomy his wife got pregnant. He thought it was due to vasectomy failure (which can happen) and accepted the baby.

It was when they later divorced he decided to carry out a DNA test on the last child, and he wasn’t the father. He carried out DNA tests on the 3 kids before the vasectomy, and only the first was his.

seankafor:
Person go wake up, tell me say make I no run DNA because say my wife will feel betrayed or trust issues

Wtf 😒

WhoDeyHause:
Hopefully the markings don't easily wear off in a few years time cause the way our politicians have evolved if they tell you it's sunny outside you'll have to go out yourself to confirm nevertheless great roadwork done.

raumdeuter:
I heard ISIS has claimed responsibility for the Russian attack

Spy360:
It was US who got involved first by claiming they gave intelligence. You guys should have just kept quiet if you didn't want to be mentioned. The intelligence report they released does not mean Russia are weak. US are also fund of spreading hoaxes if all kinds of terrorist attacks hoping that one or two will click. Even a false prophet can strike a chord with one hundred fake prophecies. But let's leave the US out of this and you guys need to stay on your lane.