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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obainojazz(m): 11:22am On Jun 09, 2020
What

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:21am On Jun 09, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 2:32pm On Jun 07, 2020
elrony:
Then Ote'm Atum will now be "rub my P...."


Chineke nna grin grin cheesy
exactly cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 2:32pm On Jun 07, 2020
MichaelBukamzy:
mba oo. Nsukka and some part of enugu na atum we dey call am.
OtemAtum is " rub my pussy then" grin
He should be god of pussy then.. when other gods were thinking of features to add on Eve's body.. he came up with the pussy part
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:42pm On Jun 07, 2020
MichaelBukamzy:
in my own nsukka language "atum" translates to "my poosie"
or otum
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 10:48am On Jun 05, 2020
afrodoc:
You don get am.

Years back when i was in the world i quietly kpan 1,2,3,4, or 5 feminists for this NL.

But old things have passed away. I am now a new creation.
old things are passed away or passed to doctor Neezzar. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obainojazz(m): 7:37am On Jun 04, 2020
afrodoc2:
Tales by moonlight. Which Portuguese child grew up dreaming of playing for Manchester United? cheesy
Well, since Ronaldo did... Many Portuguese players will fancy playing for Manchester
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 12:13am On Jun 03, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 9:33pm On Jun 02, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I once stayed in traffic till 1am. No jokes

Lagos tire me [/color]
Anambra to Lagos is 4 to 5 hours.. person will spend another 5 hours inside Lagos to reach his house undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 8:09pm On Jun 02, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] Nowhere did I mention I believed they got prints from a fire extinguisher. I only raised that to counter the claim of being asked for money before they begin investigations

If the spokesman for Edo state police command is saying they have arrested a suspect, which policeman asked the sister for money?

Do you know the attention a case has, when the IGP and state command have intervened into it?

Like I said, I no believe the sister story (that's if she's even the sister)[/color]
Did the rape just happen?
I'm sure when she first reported it at her local branch, those idiots will ask for transport money.. They always do undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 2:09pm On Jun 02, 2020
Victornezzar:
grin cheesy

The name is scattered

DOB doesn't tally with the recognized Valid ID card
I no even know as those idiots arrange my name.. I have same issue, my mom has date of birth issue too but she supplied them the correct details.
How hard should it be to correct it.. stoopid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 2:08pm On Jun 02, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]What did you lie about? Abi you wan renew your football age? lipsrsealed

Let's hear it grin

We won't judge you cool[/color]
So many people get issues with that bvn crap..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:03pm On Jun 02, 2020
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 11:40am On Jun 02, 2020
Victornezzar:
I don't know what our fellow Bluus will say oo

But as a die hard Chelsea fan

Hudson Odoi has been the best Youngster this Club has produced cool
Two more years and he'll become a legend cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 10:43am On Jun 02, 2020
Victornezzar:
15 more days


Can't wait to see our Darling bluus again cool cool cheesy
Oar bluus
#breaksbottle.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 9:50am On Jun 02, 2020
seankafor:
nothing justifíes rape and murder..
Nothing justifíes suicide also but people commit suicide cos of heartbreaks..

So if someone can commit suicide for heartbreak, then what more of the person laying his/her hands on the person that broke his/her heart?

Prevention is better than cure bro
Guys wey get mind rape and kill a girl, how many heartbreaks dem don cause girls.. If you kill yourself because of heartbreak.. it's the person's business.. but killing another person because of your heartbreak undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 9:40am On Jun 02, 2020
Airmark don't visit raumdeuter in US.. just saying lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 9:38am On Jun 02, 2020
seankafor:
https://www.nairaland.com/5897322/livinus-elem-uwa-vera-uwailas
So for this guys mind, it's a justification to tape her.. Good he has exposed those people unknowingly.. She was dating two roommates.. so fucking what.. Death penalty for them
Travel › Re: Living In Australia/life As An Australian Immigrant by obainojazz(m): 2:06pm On Jun 01, 2020
ideamaster:
I want to do a quick calculation. I am using the minimum wage in Australia which is $19.49 but to make it look more realistic, I would apply the 25% casual loading which would make it approx. $24 per hour.

This calculation is for a single person who works normal full time hours. Can people who have families give us a similar calculation for families so we know what it looks like? Thanks

Weekly wage = $24 * 38 hours = $912 (Before tax)

Per year = $912 * 52 = $47,424 (Before tax)

According to the ATO's tax calculator,

Tax on $912 per week is $152

Weekly net pay (take home pay) = 912 - 152 = 760

Yearly tax = 152 * 52 = 7,904 (16.7%)
Yearly take home pay = 760 * 52 = 39,520 (83.3%)

Note that this is minimum wage hence minimum tax. As you earn more, you pay more tax depending on your tax bracket.

Now using the weekly take home pay of 760

Rent for 1 person - share house or a very cheap 1 bedrom unit = 210 per week

Living expenses for 1 person - including petrol, groceries and maybe even eating out = 250 per week (this is probably an over-estimate for 1 person). If you are able to live on 200 per week, it means you can put away 50 per week for bills

Savings = 760 - 210 - 250 = 300 per week (if you want to pay your tithe or give to charity or support your family, you can probably deduct another 100 and be left with 200 savings per week)

Using 1 Aud = N250

Savings
Weekly = 300 = N75,000
Monthly = 1,200 = N300,000
Yearly = 15,600 = N3,900,000

I will list some periodic expenses that can deplete your savings.

Car registration - an average of $500 every 6 months or $1,000 every year.
Interstate Holidays - $3,000 depending on where you go, lol

If your regular bills have to come out of your savings

Home Internet - 70 per month = $840 per year - this won’t apply if you are in a share house
Mobile phone - 40 per month = $480 per year
Electricity (and gas for those who use gas) = $250 per quarter = $1,000 per year - won’t apply if you are in a share house

Remaining savings = $9,280 =N2,320,000

This is minimum wage, working regular full time hours.

Now as a single person, you can easily get a job that pays you more than $25 per hour, you can get penalties if you work weekends and you can have 2 jobs and work more than 50 hours in a week if you want to.

This would increase your wage and if you smart, it shouldn't really increase your living expenses. Car rego would be the same. Electricity, internet, fuel would be almost the same. You may spend more money going on holidays and going out for fancy dinners but that is it.

What do you guys think about my single person minimum wage calculation? What did I forget?
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Travel › Re: Living In Australia/life As An Australian Immigrant by obainojazz(m): 1:55pm On Jun 01, 2020
bellong:
Bnimz & ideamaster have succinctly summarised your question.

I only want to comment on this part of the post. I cannot question an individual's experience but for whoever migrates to Australia legally as a permanent resident will not under any circumstance call his Nigerian friends to beg for money. The worst that will happen is for the person to live off government welfare and not be calling an arrogant friend in Nigeria to rescue.

If you live as a normal human being, your income should be enough to cater for you. You may not become wealthy on your income, but you will be comfortable.

It is high time for people to understand that not everybody has a vision to become millionaire or wealthy in Nigerian context. Some just want to be comfortable and live stress free. Contentment is paramount to them.

For migration, everybody should first understand the purpose for moving and weigh their options. Some are not moving for economic prosperity. It is not every move is because of economic prosperity.

You should understand why you want to migrate and let that be your motivating factor.
I'm sure it depends on the abroad.. India, Cyprus are all abroad.. most legit naija guys here won't beg for money.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:53pm On Jun 01, 2020
Seanokafor, how far you know about these Cubana guys.. I just dey check them on Instagram and the kind investments they are making like money no be anything shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 8:12am On Jun 01, 2020
Victornezzar:
I really hope this case won't be swept under the carpet....Exposing the bastard responsible for that won't be a difficult job

But I think say all churches dey get security personnels
Angels with swords at the gate grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 3:37pm On May 31, 2020
raumdeuter:
The beauty of youth. Wait till your mind settle and you no dey waka go anywhere again. wey be say na house to office back to couch. Na so some of us think when we were in our 20s
grin Even you, I thought you won't have the belle since you tall.. nobody is safe then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:45pm On May 31, 2020
eph12:
Call NCDC for covid19, ebola and iba test quickly
Trolling is an art cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:33pm On May 31, 2020
Here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:29pm On May 31, 2020
Victornezzar:
Postdigger please we can't let 3 comrades from our thread go like that

I miss Weedtaker.. The Chairman of the Real fans and Pogba campaign cheesy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by obainojazz(m): 1:23pm On May 31, 2020
iamoyindamola:
postdigger
Seen the bet

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