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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostolic Faith Church Chooses Olusola Adesope As General Superintendent by ObalendeCMS: 7:54pm On Jul 15, 2024
HandsomeGuyman:
Please i want to start a church, how much is enough to start with?
Me, it's police station I want to start & I heard from someone that #500,000 is enough to start if I already have land!
Romance › Re: Stunning Israeli Female Soldiers, Young Women, Aged 18-20, Serving In The IDF by ObalendeCMS: 3:07pm On Jul 15, 2024
These ladies are savages!

I won't go pass the stage of "pump & dump" with them.
Romance › Re: Do You Still Buy Newspapers? by ObalendeCMS: 2:51pm On Jul 15, 2024
The last time I bought Saturday punch, I was so disappointed that I promised myself not to anymore.
Romance › Re: I Thought I Had The Power Too End The World by ObalendeCMS: 2:39pm On Jul 15, 2024
Illamina, to smash you just dey hungry me seriously.

I get this thing for gals like you; you know I can be your love Dr.

Family › Re: How Many Of Us Used This Stuff? by ObalendeCMS: 1:52pm On Jul 15, 2024
Me & my guys dey use am light siga that year.
Romance › Re: Beautiful Moment A Nigerian Military Man Proposed To His Fiancee (pics/video) by ObalendeCMS: 7:04am On Jul 15, 2024
Back then, no honorable family or one filled with intellectuals allowed their daughter to marry a soldier (gunman).

Only savage ladies and shakushaku women marries into military, then.

I was told.
Christianity Etc › Re: Avoid Sleeping With A Married Woman by ObalendeCMS: 10:30pm On Jul 14, 2024
That was how a married woman, who's a friend to one of aunt, kept stalking me at a wedding party I went to some weeks back.

I had to keep pretending I didn't see her or notice her presence.

Damn!

I felt so embarrassed because the guy that went to the party with me noticed & he saw how uneasy I was scurrying around just to avoid direct contact with the woman.

I want to believe the bwitch is starved or she's just out to mess with destinies!
Celebrities › Re: Biodun Okeowo Weds Adeniyi Olabiyi (Photos) by ObalendeCMS: 8:29pm On Jul 14, 2024
Some men no just get shame all because they have some few bucks, they think with their pocket!

After 2?!

God forbid!
Foreign Affairs › Re: List Of United States Presidential Assassination Attempt by ObalendeCMS: 7:44pm On Jul 14, 2024
Oluwatrump!
Romance › Re: I Am In Love In A 13 Years Old Girl by ObalendeCMS: 2:24pm On Jul 14, 2024
Guy, better free that bwitch if you can't wait till 18 or thereabouts.

She will just put you in trouble!

So sad that young men of nowadays don't have reasonable elders again to look up to as their mentor.
Sports › Re: Man City FC Take Top Spot In UEFA Club Coefficient Rankings Ahead Of Real Madrid by ObalendeCMS: 9:29am On Jul 14, 2024
What happened to Chelsea my club?!

Up Shepe!!
Crime › Re: Police Detains Officer Who Allegedly Raped Teenager Inside Lagos Police Station by ObalendeCMS: 9:23am On Jul 14, 2024
Area "H".
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bullet Pierced Upper Part Of My Right Ear – Trump by ObalendeCMS: 6:20am On Jul 14, 2024
Simbiat66:
It's just God that saved Trump
The Secret State Policemen & other law enforcement officials did!
Romance › Re: It's Convenient for Me to Date a Married Man, Says Lady by ObalendeCMS: 8:53pm On Jul 13, 2024
What's up with the emergence of these useless podcasts everywhere?!
Business › Re: GT Bank Lekki Flooded After A Heavy Downpour (Video) by ObalendeCMS: 9:36am On Jul 12, 2024
[quote author=Zxcvbnmghtr post=130917063]Why is it so common for the poor to be so quick at making mockery of the rich when something happens to them.[/qouote]

As in bro, I think it's basically low self esteem. Or probably, they've given up and never believe they will ever be make it.

I don't make friends with poor people & uneducated people!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vice President Trump, President Putin Of Ukraine - Biden Goofs At NATO Summit by ObalendeCMS: 9:22am On Jul 12, 2024
Make all these old men relax so the younger generation can have some level of confidence in themselves.

Stop treating the younger generation like babies!
Romance › Re: Don’t Ban Me Again by ObalendeCMS: 9:14am On Jul 12, 2024
I do call my ex that whenever we made out.

But I have to spend the whole week trying to prove to her that I don't really mean it.

Bitvh is actually a bwitch!
Romance › Re: My Wife Just Delivered 2weeks Ago - How Long Should I Wait by ObalendeCMS: 9:05am On Jul 12, 2024
I don't know how long you should wait.

Btw, can't you make love to her without penetrating her?
Romance › Re: Right Or Wrong Move To Tell My Fiancee About My High Indebtedness...? by ObalendeCMS: 8:56am On Jul 12, 2024
Bro, use your funds to pay those debts & forget about all these useless Nigerian girls that are more or less parasites!

Nigerian girls will expose you & "stain your white"!

Romance › Re: What Advice Would You Give To Someone Who Is About To Get Married???? by ObalendeCMS: 12:56am On Jul 12, 2024
That That woman you are calling your wife will & can stain your white!

Culture › Re: Welcome To Nigeria; Funny But True! by ObalendeCMS: 10:39pm On Jul 11, 2024
No. 1 is common with women from that other side!

No wonder they raise untrained silly children!
Family › Re: Babalawo Wives Association Takes To The Street To Flaunt Their Beautiful Looks by ObalendeCMS: 10:00pm On Jul 11, 2024
Na burial these ones go for.

Aso ebi things!

I love my Yoruba women.
Romance › Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by ObalendeCMS: 9:42pm On Jul 11, 2024
Let me also help to confuse the simple fellow.

Op, ditch that your lazy girlfriend; she cannot build wealth nor the future with you!

As for the salesgirl, get her pregnant to see her true intentions!

Shey you say you no wan hear word or get sense, Nigerian girls will teach you.

Romance › Re: Would You Date This Beautiful Black Giant Woman? (pictures) by ObalendeCMS: 5:27pm On Jul 09, 2024
Something tells me she stinks down there..

Yuck!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Creates New "Federal Ministry Of Livestock Development" by ObalendeCMS: 4:25pm On Jul 09, 2024
Coke is helluva drug!
Crime › Re: U.S. Govt Transfers Woodberry, Hushpuppi, Bidemi Rufai To Same Prison Facility by ObalendeCMS: 4:16pm On Jul 09, 2024
These are some of the youths rolemodel!
Education › Re: 72 Nigerian Railway Engineers Trained In China Return by ObalendeCMS: 11:53am On Jul 09, 2024
Wèrè!!

Suffer no dey taya una?!
Car Talk › Re: Nigerian Lady Surprises Younger Sister With Brand New N30mn Jeep by ObalendeCMS: 11:45am On Jul 09, 2024
Ashew0 buys her sister 30million Anita jeep.

What's the big deal?

Just that it's one useless politician that is using the nation's commonwealth to fund the ashew0 lifestyle that is vexing me!

Well, if na true, make men mount collect the motor or e get accident.

The ashew0's sister should make her choice!
Romance › Re: Please by ObalendeCMS: 7:36am On Jul 09, 2024
AWATS!

E con be naija girl.

*chuckles*

Politics › Re: EFCC Opposes Emefiele’s Request For Overseas Medical Trip by ObalendeCMS: 7:05am On Jul 09, 2024
Meffy wants to japa!

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