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Romance / Re: Lady Gives Man Middle Finger At Party, Upset Over Rejection (photo) by ObalendeCMS: 5:10am On May 10
I love thick babes!
I'll exchange a slim one for a stick of colos.
cheesy
Romance / Re: Suicide Is My Portion by ObalendeCMS: 6:57am On May 08
People, please don't worry about that girl.
Na crase & lack of fork dey worry am!

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Business / Re: Benue State To Build 800million Naira Brewery In Makurdi by ObalendeCMS: 5:59am On May 08
Hopefully, they become the "beer basket of the nation".
Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S Soldier Arrested In Russia, Accused Of Stealing (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 5:51am On May 08
As a man with dick, try avoid a woman with pussy as discreetly as you can. There is definitely what the dick saw in a tight warm pink pussy that made it throw up so much that you as a strong man will never be able to figure out.

#ITooFearWoman
Politics / Re: Advisers In Ekiti Sworn In With Ògún Idol, Quran By Ikere-Ekiti LGA Boss by ObalendeCMS: 4:48am On May 08
Where are all these "Ogun wan/Ogun kee you" boyz?
smiley
Education / Re: Ekiti University Bully Flogs Fellow Student (Photo) by ObalendeCMS: 4:19am On May 08
Ekiti & Ondo State people like to bully & oppress alot.

A guy told me how every household wants to have a lawyer in their family because of the next family!
Health / Re: Avoid Water If You Cannot Swim by ObalendeCMS: 9:07am On May 07
As an Air Sign, I don't go near water.
Proudly Gemini!

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Politics / Re: Edo Court Remands Man For Raping Minor by ObalendeCMS: 7:09am On May 07
Paradventure the country divide, this penle should not be allowed with Oduduwa Republic. The should stay with the savage east!
Family / Re: Marital Rape: Indian Court Rules Against Wife Who Sued Husband For Forced Sex by ObalendeCMS: 7:03am On May 07
I don't know why I always see india as a sh!t hole, 3rd world country.

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Crime / Re: I'm Taking The Cowardice Way Out - Nigerian Lady Wrote On Facebook by ObalendeCMS: 4:06am On May 07
All these psycho bWitches suffering from bipolar disorder & other form of mental diseases are nothing but a handful.

I saw hell from my ex!
Romance / Re: At Your Age, Can You Do This?? by ObalendeCMS: 1:20am On May 07
Reminds me of a joke where a woman said there are only 2 men that has been through her vagina; her son when he was born & her husband, when he's forking her.
Health / Re: Father Loses Daughter Over Alleged Access Bank’s Mobile App Failure by ObalendeCMS: 6:42pm On May 06
Even the Ussd is not working atm. It's saying internal error abi na internal bleeding.

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Celebrities / Re: My Son Is 30, Wofai Fada Is 38 - Taiwo Cole's Father by ObalendeCMS: 1:55pm On May 05
All these foolish & untrained Yoruba boys easily gets pussy whipped. Damn!

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Romance / Re: Did She Want Sex? by ObalendeCMS: 2:57am On May 05
hstar:

Can you narrate to us what led to killing of toyeeb in obalende by the stupid protective unit police?

Oya, we wan hear directly from your mouth since you be obalende and cms join together

Hey bro!

I don't know about that & any other thing that happens in that sheethole.

Both the shooter & the "shot at" deserve each other!
Romance / Re: Gold Digger Alert:men Be Wise Before Dem Use Your Sense by ObalendeCMS: 12:17am On May 05
Interesting!
smiley
Romance / Re: Did She Want Sex? by ObalendeCMS: 9:16pm On May 04
Young man, make sure that you have condoms at your reach & try to use it all through.

Don't try stealthing & please do not DATE-RAPE her.

Is this your first fork experience?

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Religion / Re: She Lusted After The Big Dicks And The Huge Load Of Cum! This Can’t Be The Bible by ObalendeCMS: 8:13pm On May 04
Rahkman:
Why is God always concerned about the terrestrial on earth why is he not concerned about other planets like Venus or Pluto, why is he so focused on earth in a whole billion galaxy, he wants the terrestrial on earth to accept his son died for us or he will burn our souls forever grin grin, just imagining threatening some little organisms that you are obviously powerful than to accept that ur son died for them or you will torment them forever that's bullying, that's not something to be worshipped, that's a narcissist

The bible god sound like a narcissist!
Romance / Re: Could This Be Phobia For Ladies??? by ObalendeCMS: 7:56pm On May 04
Homie, don't stress over a nigerian girl.
These girls are very deadly!
Business / Re: What Happened To Me At The Bank Today by ObalendeCMS: 2:01pm On May 04
Naso Opay dey hold on to my money since last year!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army 87RRI Recruitment 2024 by ObalendeCMS: 5:24am On May 04
Na mooMoo & northerners dey join NA.

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Business / Re: OPay Warns Customers Against Cryptocurrency And Virtual Currency Trading by ObalendeCMS: 5:18am On May 04
Useless Opay!

When are you going to unfreeze my account so I can have my "shirin" that you people are planning to "steal"?

I hope you guys have facilities for the emotional support of your staff because as I go really abuse any of the customer care agent assigned to me when I visit una office soon.

Useless tiffs!

Na me say make una dey give loan without collateral? Na my money una won take recover?

I repeat: e no go better for una!
Crime / Re: Young Lady Found Dead In Abuja (photos) by ObalendeCMS: 4:59am On May 04
One of the very many useless & ill-trained nigerian girls!
Irritating lots!
Politics / Re: Court Orders Arrest Of Ex-Naval Chief Over ₦‎1.5 Billion Fraud by ObalendeCMS: 4:38am On May 04
tobenuel:
This country is on Grand Theft Auto mode

We living in "San Andreas" already!
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 7:02pm On May 03
Bergavis:
Eseka12 edit
23 odds
4DAF435A
Please, bet 9ja code.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 6:58pm On May 03
No bet 9ja code?
sad
Education / Re: JAMB Candidate From Bayelsa Scores 354 by ObalendeCMS: 6:59am On May 03
Only good thing to come out of that state & those funny sounding names they bear.
Politics / Re: World Bank, Air Force, SHOFAC to Establish $5bn Aviation City in Osun by ObalendeCMS: 6:53am On May 03
Chicken teeth Project.

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Politics / Re: Woman Who Spoke Against Fuel Scarcity In 1994 Video Goes Viral by ObalendeCMS: 1:44am On May 03
She's currently residing in the UK; She japad!
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Giving Underage Daughter’s Hand In Marriage In Anambra by ObalendeCMS: 3:25pm On May 02
Anunakeeh:

Make una rest on female matters negodu.
A sixteen year old girl is already an expert.
...come be girl from that side?!
Crime / Re: Edo Police Arrest Cultists Who Killed Rival In His Daughter's Presence by ObalendeCMS: 5:18am On Apr 29
I don't like people from that side, though my mom is from that tribe.

Na soso wickedness full their life.

Reminds me of my late grandpa; very wicked man, according to my grandma & one of my aunty that is so wicked she didn't give birth to a child & had to go "buy". Everyone in the family is running away from her, including me that used to be her favorite.

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