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Religion / Re: Going To Church & Playing Gospel Music Is Not Enough, Have you really repented? by ObalendeCMS: 10:47am On Mar 24
Foo1ish people decieving themselves!
I only go to church for social gathering!

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Buried Him Before He Died, Late Singer’s Mother Alleges by ObalendeCMS: 9:51am On Mar 24
What's wrong with all these foo1ish, whoring yoruba mothers. Litte wonder their daughters wildout.
Like mother, like daughter!

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NYSC / Re: Corps Member Who Births Quadruplets While Serving, Seeks Allowance For Five by ObalendeCMS: 9:11am On Mar 22
Like husband, like wife.

I just hope you foo1s have a trust fund set up for the innocent kids you have brought to join you in this sh!thole.

Now Your Suffer Continue.

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NYSC / Re: Female Corps Member In Shock As Her PPA Sold Before Her Arrival (photo) by ObalendeCMS: 4:30am On Mar 22
Ehn, no lele now.

Na to find one hoetel around to continue what she & the rest nigerian girls are known to be expert in.

Fishly-brained gender!
Phones / Re: US Sues Apple In Landmark iPhone Monopoly Lawsuit by ObalendeCMS: 4:19am On Mar 22
Na only Y! boy & cum filled skull with disease infested uterus hoelosho dey carry iphone for head.
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike And Wife Welcome Baby Girl, Chidera Thando Ike by ObalendeCMS: 3:44am On Mar 22
Bullsh!t thread for bullsh!t people!!
Travel / Re: An American Woman Flies To Nigeria For Her First Meeting With Online Boyfriend by ObalendeCMS: 12:17am On Mar 22
Darkandhandsom:
Boy go and sleep. Stop shouting g its late

That guy is a nonentity; you shouldn't acknowledge him!

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Crime / Re: Again, Court Jails Six For Internet Fraud In Ilorin by ObalendeCMS: 12:29pm On Mar 20
[quote author=johnog4sure post=129018145]let me...do this
The other day one ignoramus person said "yahoo boys are very smart", I answered her by saying, there is nothing smart about, faking your identity then begging for dollars online, both are ignoble actions.
One time I was so broke and I asked one of my old friends for 15k(to complete my rent), that was when he had the audacity to tell to get an iphone and install mingles, I quickly tell him "you want me to do dating scam" he said "guy u even sabi this computer things pass us". Just about 2 weeks later I got a contract to build a bitcoin pooling site later one of my proposal to cbn was approved and within a year or so, I moved to a new apartment, bought a car, a plot of land and started my building project.
The society(Night clubs, music, car sellers vio/roadsafety, family, religious organization) should stop encouraging this young folks,

Bro, please raise me, I'm flat broke atm. Thank you
070831.9790 access bank
Crime / Re: Edo Police Arrest 22-Year-Old Man In Military Wear For Possession Of Firearms by ObalendeCMS: 7:47am On Mar 20
All these Edo born get affinity for crime.
Romance / Re: Women by ObalendeCMS: 2:38am On Mar 20
Lamentation of a simp!
Romance / Re: Kanye West Pulls Down Wife, Bianca Censori Sheer Leggings To Expose Her Butt by ObalendeCMS: 2:24am On Mar 20
24 grammys!!
Real illuminati sh!t.

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Romance / Re: Hang Out Zone For Deaf And Hearing Impaired Nairalanders. by ObalendeCMS: 1:48am On Mar 20
I have soft spot for mute folks.

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Romance / Re: If You Don't Love a Guy, Don't Collect Anything From Him. Do You Know Why? by ObalendeCMS: 1:41am On Mar 20
The foo1ish bwitch don't know.
Romance / Re: Ungrateful Girlfriend Rejects Iphone 13, Demands Iphone 15 Pro Max by ObalendeCMS: 12:02am On Mar 20
Am I the only guy that find it so tiring being with a naija girl?
Romance / Re: Looks Like She Wants My D by ObalendeCMS: 11:44pm On Mar 19
Nigerian woman wee just spoil your life. Come be married woman wey be say her husband fit be simp of life.

You better ye ri e, ki won to se ri e mo pillar!

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Politics / Re: Budget Padding: N47.5 Billion For Rehabilitation Of 50 Schools Without Location by ObalendeCMS: 10:48pm On Mar 19
These guys keep stealing the money & keep stashing it abroad because they know that naija is going to collapse into civilwar & then the naira becomes useless for the rest that is caughtup in the mess while they japa to meet their loot in $.

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Travel / Re: German-based Nigerian Man Reveals Survival On Expired Supermarket Scraps by ObalendeCMS: 10:23pm On Mar 19
A lizard in naija won't become an alligator in Germany.

It can only become a fatter or bigger one!

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Politics / Re: Killers Of 16 Soldiers May Be Mercenaries, Not Nigerians – Akpabio by ObalendeCMS: 4:45pm On Mar 19
As foo1ish as the words that comes out of his mouth.

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Career / Re: Giveaway: How Has It Been So Far? What can this sum solve for you? by ObalendeCMS: 8:03pm On Mar 18
chatinent:
Hello,

I have ₦30k to support some persons in dire need.


I don't really know the perfect formula but I think ₦2k for 15 persons may sound better. Or ₦3k for 10 persons? Or ₦5k for 6 persons? (what do you think?).


Please let those in desperate need earn this. If you don't need this, kindly resist the temptation. It's not a big sum per person but can be a big help to many who truly are in need.


Thank you and good evening.



Bro, can you please help with a token?
070831,9790 access bank.

Thanks.
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Foundation Announces ₦‎160 Million Scholarship Program by ObalendeCMS: 6:57pm On Mar 18
Trying to gain relevance in nigeria political scene again?! .
Celebrities / Re: Kunle Ayanlowo: Kwam1’s Drummer Dumps Him, Claims He Uses His Staff As Slaves by ObalendeCMS: 1:17pm On Mar 18
What do you expect from a vicious self acclaimed king?
I only pity the women he sleeps with!

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 10:49pm On Mar 16
Anderlecht!

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guy Think They Can Bang The Living Daylight Out Of A Lady by ObalendeCMS: 4:25pm On Mar 14
Interesting thread!
Strictly for mature minds.
Romance / Re: Nothing Dey For Women And Sex Is Overrated by ObalendeCMS: 3:43pm On Mar 14
When I go to shop for a hoe or pay for a pussy, I don't cum. I only enjoy the "touching" & the warm, wet pussy for few seconds and up I get, to clean & move on, leaving the babe wondering what is wrong. It's just the feeling I need just to remind myself how that yucky hole still feels like wrapped around my dick. Sex with a like minded lady like me is what gives me the best orgasm. And not all these girls with disease infested uterus everywhere!

I'm Sapiosexual, btw.
Politics / Re: N500m ‘Largesse’: I Received ₦266M - Senator Abaribe by ObalendeCMS: 10:52pm On Mar 13
Were is using style to ask for balance.
Crime / Re: 2 Killed, Property Burnt As Niger Communities Clash Over Woman by ObalendeCMS: 10:42pm On Mar 13
Simp too meny for this country & it's directly & indirectly affecting the development of the society.

Death to all simping bastards!

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Romance / Re: What Is Your Greatest Addiction? by ObalendeCMS: 10:11pm On Mar 13
Dopamine.
Crime / Re: Handcuffed Man Allegedly Falls Off From Police Vehicle In Anambra, Dies by ObalendeCMS: 8:52pm On Mar 13
You fit just die for this country any how!
So always be prepared.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US House Of Reps Votes To Ban TikTok in US by ObalendeCMS: 8:46pm On Mar 13
I've never used tiktok before & don't have intention of doing so.
What a distracting app!
Nigerians sabi guzzle rubbish.
Celebrities / Re: Rema Buys A 2019 G63 G-wagon And A 2020 Lamborghini Urus At The Same Time by ObalendeCMS: 6:36pm On Mar 13
Ride on bro! These things are made by men & for men.
Education / Re: Privacy Breach: JAMB Warns Against Enrollment Of Minors by ObalendeCMS: 6:11pm On Mar 13
kingthreat:


Some parents especially mothers don't care. They take pride in rushing their kids through school to celebrate them as geniuses. They do not care if their children are emotionally intelligent enough, they are just so eager to put them on their social media and say "yeah my baby is a graduate".

Just like my foo1ish aunt that want her "son" to write common entrance examination in pry 2 or 3. I no know who she dey follow do competition.

Nonsense!

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