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Romance / Re: New Format That Nigerian Girls And Hoes Use Now by ObalendeCMS: 4:23pm On Mar 05
RickyJesus:

Why am I not surprised that you just have to bring mother into it. Dirty somebody.

Yuck!
Romance / Re: Do Parents Of This Generation Monitor Their Daughters At All by ObalendeCMS: 4:11pm On Mar 05
"Eni bi'mo oran nii n pon." "Like mother like daughter." "A wild goose never lay a tame egg." "Owu ti iya gbon l'omo hun."
Politics / Re: Power Outage disrupts Senate plenary by ObalendeCMS: 3:25pm On Mar 05
I've seen 3 generations shout, "Up Nepa!" Grandma, her daughter & granddaughter.
Romance / Re: "Guys, What Is The Biggest Gift Or Financial Sacrifice You've Made For Love?" by ObalendeCMS: 1:06pm On Mar 05
Helped a girl write assignment in school days. Dash my x shey na 10k abi na 20k. Wrote the lyrics of Olufunmilola by Stylplus for a girl then. Dazzol! I'm not doing no love sacrifice for any nigerian girl. Those useles & detty 0s aint worth it!

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Business / Re: Greedy Seller's Sudden Increase Sparks Tension (video) by ObalendeCMS: 12:45pm On Mar 05
All these wicked ibo sellers thinking they are doing others.

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Politics / Re: Ooni Of Ife Visits Governor Otti To Appreciate His Good Work For Abia People by ObalendeCMS: 11:25am On Mar 05
I dislike this king the more when one of my wicked & toxic aunty wanted to use the man's opinion about all women being manipulative & susceptible to witchcraft, to justify her own wicked & evil ways of manipulation. I blasted the man anyhow for her presence for having such bottom shelf orientation. I doubt if the Yoruba race will go far or be held in high esteem under his reign because na so so yellow women (prophetess join) & attending unnecessary functions uninvited na im you go see am for. Misplaced priority king!
Foreign Affairs / Re: France Becomes First Country To Make 'abortion' A Constitutional Right by ObalendeCMS: 10:36am On Mar 05
Such a shame being a woman!

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Romance / Re: We Are Wife Materials’, Deaf Women Cry Out Over Neglect by ObalendeCMS: 8:10am On Mar 05
I have soft spot for mutes & I don't mind one as life partner.
Politics / Re: N30bn Fund: How Fear Of Impeachment Forced Akpabio To Apologise To Governors by ObalendeCMS: 7:22am On Mar 05
Primitive man!
Sports / Re: Georgina Rodriguez Stuns in Cristiano Ronaldo-Inspired Dress (pics, Video) by ObalendeCMS: 6:53am On Mar 05
She fit no get "brain" like that. Typical of so called pretty women.
Politics / Re: Don’t Sabotage Tinubu’s Efforts In Fixing Economy - Oyintiloye Tells Governors by ObalendeCMS: 8:56am On Mar 04
Godfullsam:

Have some respect and decorum na.
Don't you have elders?
They usually don't; especially people from his side!
Crime / Re: Mob Overpowers Policemen, Kills Two, Injures Two Others In Edo by ObalendeCMS: 7:46pm On Mar 03
Make dem chop the deady body as den don kee dem so!
Nairaland / General / Re: Why You Should Share Less About Yourself With Others by ObalendeCMS: 7:24pm On Mar 03
I can share alot about me with you & you'll still won't know a thing about me.
I will scatter your head.

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Romance / Re: What's That Red Flag You Are Secretly Attracted To In The Opposite Gender by ObalendeCMS: 5:21pm On Mar 03
Psycho girls; the ones with mental challenges like bipolar.
I'll like to play the part of a psychotherapist. Though, they can be a handful!

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Politics / Re: Hardship: 8 LP Lawmakers In Anambra Assembly Donate 6 Months Salaries by ObalendeCMS: 9:21am On Mar 03
Are dey playing?
Romance / Re: I Wish I Was Born Into A Rich Family by ObalendeCMS: 7:17am On Mar 03
Guy, nothing do you. I love the fact that you typed that you won't bring child(ren) to this world if you are not rich enough. I respect that your decision. Some selfish bastardd will still go ahead & bring child(ren) when they know they are not financially capable, thereby increasing the menace we have in the society. And about you cutting ties with your parents, still no biggie in that. Afterall, they've done their part by bringing you into this world even when you did not request to be born into this world. And you probably don't want them to be a bad inspiration & influence on you. I've cut ties with my pa since many years now because I don't want to be like him & make the same mistake that he made. I don't want his sh!t to rob on me. As for my mom, I'm not cutting ties with her but I've made up my mind not to get involved with a woman like her & restrict her from getting close to my family for reasons best known to me.
Guy, brace yourself for a bumpy ride & believe in yourself!

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Romance / Re: Common Mistakes Women Make During Sèx That Turn Men Off by ObalendeCMS: 6:31am On Mar 03
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2. Ignoring pre-intimacy: According to healthline Skipping or rushing through pre-intimacy can diminish the overall experience.
Thanks bro. The oP is still a learner; he's not aware that la click, la folepon.
Politics / Re: Truck Drivers Block Zaria Road To Protest Customs Officers’ Shooting by ObalendeCMS: 6:20am On Mar 03
Officers wey dem suppose give mob action.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 10:05pm On Mar 02
Icuib4cu:



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What option is this, please?
Romance / Re: Men are dogs, wouf wouf by ObalendeCMS: 9:15pm On Mar 02
Chai! Men are indeed endangered specie. See as this one wan set the man up. sad

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Properties / Re: Native Doctor Places Juju On Electric Pole To Avoid Disconnection - Photo by ObalendeCMS: 8:54pm On Mar 02
Dancebreaker:

Maybe at night, the pole is babalawo's wife. grin cheesy
Bros abeg no vex I no fit laff now; I dey vex. That custom thread wey those men collect bribe dey vex me gidi gan!
Properties / Re: Native Doctor Places Juju On Electric Pole To Avoid Disconnection - Photo by ObalendeCMS: 8:54pm On Mar 02
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Properties / Re: Native Doctor Places Juju On Electric Pole To Avoid Disconnection - Photo by ObalendeCMS: 8:39pm On Mar 02
Magun = Don't climb.

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Politics / Re: Top Nigeria Customs Officers Enmeshed In Multi-billion Corruption Scandal by ObalendeCMS: 8:25pm On Mar 02
Wetin dey motivate all these men?
Women? Ego? Mental illness as in Klepto? Poverty or fear of it? Unpatriotism? Wetin gangan?
I'll really like to know!
Food / Re: Cook-a-thon: Benue Chef Naira Victor Gets Support From Gov Alia, Four Virgins by ObalendeCMS: 8:10pm On Mar 02
Those guys from that side are never serious. Dem plenty for my hood for Lag constituiting nuisance; male & female.
Romance / Re: Why Didn't Moses Bliss Pick Any Of The Fine Girls In His Church To Marry by ObalendeCMS: 6:55pm On Mar 02
I don't know him & don't give a fizzle about his love life.

Btw, nigerian girls are useless & most guys with high SMV like us avoid them like leper.
Politics / Re: Port Harcourt-Aba Train Service Begins Operation Month End – FG by ObalendeCMS: 5:58pm On Mar 02
Fg of future parol!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Running Govt Of Exclusion, Behaving Like Dictator - Salihu Lukman by ObalendeCMS: 4:39pm On Mar 02
Why be say na aboki lament pass for this emilokan administration? Mu-Mu
Crime / Re: Police Parade Lawyer Over Alleged Abuse Of 10-Year-Old HouseHelp by ObalendeCMS: 4:17pm On Mar 02
The way one of my aunt dey maltreat one 13 yo girl that has been with her for about 7-8 years, I'm sure that girl will end up being very damaged when she grows up. My aunt literally don pour her own winchcraft inside the girl.
I wonder why women without children are so wicked, upon say she still go adopt one boy wey go finally finish her when he discovers later in future that he has no father family to call his own due to my aunt's selfishness, foo1ishness & wickedness!
Politics / Re: VP Kashim Shettima Visits Muhammadu Buhari In Daura by ObalendeCMS: 4:01pm On Mar 02
Shey no be say dem go dey plan something for PBAT sha?
Properties / Re: 'Cement Is Costly': But People Are Still Building Storey Buildings by ObalendeCMS: 3:46pm On Mar 02
This one don go smoke kwale weed this hot afternoon!

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