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Food › Re: Hardship: Kaduna Residents Scavenge For Spaghetti From Fallen Trailer (Video) by ObalendeCMS: 2:07pm On Oct 27, 2024
North dey birth nonsense sha!

Tiff even dey dis on eye if you look am with your inside eye.

Foreign Affairs › Re: "Elon Musk Was An Illegal Worker When He Came To The US" - Joe Biden by ObalendeCMS: 1:58pm On Oct 27, 2024
djon78:
So Elon Musk a South African came to the US on a student visa

But today is the worlds richest man

Honestly give it to America


But on a second thought our Nigerian and other African brothers that migrated to the US

There isn't even a billionaire self among them


Hmmm🤷
This is called "The American Dream"

& na why almost everyone with dreams & ambitions wan enter Yankee.

Ditto myself!
Politics › Re: ‘We Are Relieved’ — Binance Reacts As Gambaryan Leaves Nigeria by ObalendeCMS: 12:05pm On Oct 27, 2024
The gambari guy is not totally innocent.
Ditto binance!
Christianity Etc › Re: Causes Of Marital Delay On Some Christian Singles by ObalendeCMS: 11:54am On Oct 27, 2024
Na muggle dey do wedding for Nigerian girl!

Just get the olosho pregnant & hope that you are truly the rightful owner.
Christianity Etc › Re: Can A Christian Wife Use Adult Toys While Hubby Is Away For Long ? by ObalendeCMS: 11:29am On Oct 27, 2024
Woman, your husband is not coming anytime soon!

Better divorce the basted & start a fresh with a man that will be with you & fulfil your "sexual" needs.

All these religious beeches sef.

& na dem dey do bad bad bad tins!
Car Talk › Re: CNG Car Cylinder Explosion In Edo Raises Concern Among Motorists by ObalendeCMS: 8:15am On Oct 27, 2024
Convert to "cng" & die!

Nigerians wey no sabi safety protocol.
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Elon Musk Was An Illegal Worker When He Came To The US" - Joe Biden by ObalendeCMS: 7:53am On Oct 27, 2024
Walai, trump no go enter!

So you & musk want to dull my japa plan?

Walai, trump, you no go enter!

I can bet tit.
Crime › Re: Precious Yusuf Dumped On Roadside In Asaba After Visit To Man She Met Online by ObalendeCMS: 11:37pm On Oct 26, 2024
Gone!
Education › Re: Female Student Bites Off Schoolmate’s Tongue Over Food In Umuahia by ObalendeCMS: 11:25pm On Oct 26, 2024
This one will just be forming on or the other fake news for traffic & engagement!
Romance › Re: I'm Dumb In Most Conversations. How Can I Improve My Knowledge Stock by ObalendeCMS: 10:07pm On Oct 26, 2024
Read! Read!! Read!!!

But books & read, modafucccker!
Romance › Re: You Should Know This About Women. I Learnt This The Hard Way! by ObalendeCMS: 9:58pm On Oct 26, 2024
She will soon be "USED"!
Celebrities › Re: Police Condemn VeryDarkMan For Wearing Their Uniform, Launches Investigation by ObalendeCMS: 8:05pm On Oct 26, 2024
The police should even be proud that the man is identifying with them through their suffer head uniform.

Something nollywood & skitmakers don rubbish taya.
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 7:15pm On Oct 26, 2024
PSV just dey beat Zwolle like tiff!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Identify Fake Job Offers/Interviews by ObalendeCMS: 6:42pm On Oct 26, 2024
I'm so scared of the country now that I don't even want to lift a finger or make a move!
Career › Re: Workers Call Customs Officer 'Ole' At Tincan Island On Her Retirement Day by ObalendeCMS: 6:36pm On Oct 26, 2024
I wonder how her children will be feeling amongst their peers.

Rubbish woman!
Fashion › Re: Akosua Mantey Roselyn Sets Guinness World Record With 103-hour Makeup Marathon by ObalendeCMS: 6:30pm On Oct 26, 2024
Sometimes, I feel ashamed to be an African.

More if I was an African woman!
Politics › Re: Jonathan: How I Felt After Losing 2015 Election by ObalendeCMS: 6:15pm On Oct 26, 2024
trium:
It was Jonathan in a cartoon drawn by Asukwo of BusinessDay. The image went viral and it has been reproduced in various languages and countries.

Picture 1: original picture

Picture 2: another picture by Asukwo
Thank you for that information.
Politics › Re: Jonathan: How I Felt After Losing 2015 Election by ObalendeCMS: 10:57am On Oct 26, 2024
[quote author=trium post=132593228][/quote]The character in that cartoon looks like Jonathan!
Education › Re: Ogun Student Dies After 162 Frog Jumps, Teacher In Trouble by ObalendeCMS: 10:05am On Oct 26, 2024
I can't do a teaching job in this country.

Parents are transferring their responsibility to inculcate morals to teachers.
Crime › Re: Ogun Armed Robbery Suspect Arrested by ObalendeCMS: 7:22am On Oct 26, 2024
Life sef don taya the wèrè.
Sports › Re: Nigeria vs Libya saga “I Represented Libya Alone” – Al-Shalmani Laments by ObalendeCMS: 6:20am On Oct 26, 2024
All these war-torn (arab) countries should be left to sort themselves first before engaging them in any sporting events.

These countries are still suffering from pstd from war & don't understand the language of "fair play".
Crime › Re: Man Stabs 65-Year-Old Aunt To Death by ObalendeCMS: 6:14am On Oct 26, 2024
Must be a very wicked, childless aunt!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Turn Beggars As Biting Hunger Ravages Communities - Punch by ObalendeCMS: 6:10am On Oct 26, 2024
Yorùbá l'ókàn!
Crime › Re: Lifeless Body Of Unknown Lady Found In Asaba (Graphic Photos) by ObalendeCMS: 11:23am On Oct 25, 2024
*hisses*
Celebrities › Re: Where Is Runtown? by ObalendeCMS: 10:51am On Oct 25, 2024
That song "mad over you" is below par for me - with that funny piano sound!
Politics › Re: 'Times Are Tough But Scooping Of Petrol Is Suicidal'- Atiku Admonishes Nigerians by ObalendeCMS: 10:25am On Oct 25, 2024
It's funny how this man thinks Nigerians take Him serious.

Maybe his kinsman & those on his payroll do!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 7:12pm On Oct 24, 2024
AlphaNugget:
I sent 5h airtime.

Enjoy 😊
Thank you vm!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Another Donald Trump’s Presidency Is Bad For Africa By Julius Ogunro by ObalendeCMS: 7:09pm On Oct 24, 2024
I for like support trump but it's going to affect my japa plan. Plus I have families in the USA that I don't want no "trouble" for them.

Phew!

This is a hard decision between red & blue pill, but I'll go for the latter!
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by ObalendeCMS: 6:49pm On Oct 24, 2024
Samueltemi337:
Sportybet don't have that option
Okay.

I will use the X10min options.

I observed the teams you picked say dem no dey quick score or dem be low scoring teams.

When I get data, I go take time forecast overnight & post code.
Celebrities › Re: Abort ‘Japa’ Plans, Fight For Better Nigeria – Femi Kuti by ObalendeCMS: 6:42pm On Oct 24, 2024
PropertyOffers:
grin You wan swear the last swear wey dey your mouth on top FK grin
I swear!

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