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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Gifts Young Fan ₦‎2.5 Million For Imitating His Style by ObalendeCMS: 6:28pm On Feb 28
This is commendable, inspiring & news worthy than gifting an opportunistic, low-key golddigging O, hiding under the tag of a girlfriend!

Nice one Victor.
Romance / Re: My Babe Is Prettier Than Most Instagram Babes. But She Hates The Camera by ObalendeCMS: 5:39pm On Feb 28
Simp, get a life & stop foo1ing around!
Will you?
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Laments The Increasing Cost Of Living In Canada by ObalendeCMS: 2:01pm On Feb 28
Wait fes make I call my aunty for there to know if na true you dey talk. But if na lie, madam, get ready for heavy duty curse & the one wey dey defy gravitational force. Also those people here that will tell you to use your japa funds to invest in farming in nigeria, I'm still shopping for the materials wey I go take form una own special curse.

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Romance / Re: Why I Date Hausa Fulani Ladies by ObalendeCMS: 12:28pm On Feb 28
I go like date or marry Fulani girl but I hear say dem dey use that stick wey dem dey take coordinate cows, beat crase commot for person body before dem give you wife. And I heard also that dem sabi jazz.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Become A Successful Drug Dealer? 18+ by ObalendeCMS: 10:38am On Feb 28
Ayjay44:
local
Do CO instead of caine.
Romance / Re: Hardship/ Inflation: Do You Still Eat Your Favourite Food? by ObalendeCMS: 12:10am On Feb 28
Amala & abula is my favorite & I'm still able to eat it everyday because I eat out & it's very affordable. Only in Lagos I'm not able to eat it frequently unless I go to Labule. And it's freaking expensive there.

God bless Odua Land!

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Romance / Re: How Do I Become A Successful Drug Dealer? 18+ by ObalendeCMS: 10:31pm On Feb 27
Local or Int'l?
Reminds of that great piece from Rick Ross & Nas - Triple Beam Dream.
Food / Re: How Much will You Buy This Kpomo In Your Area? by ObalendeCMS: 10:00pm On Feb 27
RevenuesBoost:




Did you study Yoruba in school? What if you're the wrong one?
Argue with Google not me.
Okay o. No vex.
Food / Re: How Much will You Buy This Kpomo In Your Area? by ObalendeCMS: 9:36pm On Feb 27
RevenuesBoost:




Not Kponmo,

It's "Kpomo" not "Ponmo"

Use google please

Don't allow mother tongue confuse you .


Most times it amazes me when people say what they don't know with confidence.

Madam, the etymology of that word is from the Yoruba language.
Let me break it down for you now, woman it's simple;
"Pon" means "back" or "to back" while "mo" means "with" or "along".
Fyi, I'm a very cultured & intelligent Yoruba boy. I no dey shook mouth for mata online & offline, anyhow. I was only trying to highlight a misnomer here.
Family / Re: SEE HOW I COLLECTED MY OWN ONE BAG OF RICE!! PICS. by ObalendeCMS: 5:12pm On Feb 27
A simp has done it again. Na why Y! boy go everly dey cashout.

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Romance / Re: Men Only! by ObalendeCMS: 4:32pm On Feb 27
Black by Kenneth Cole is cool. I once rocked it.
Romance / Re: Men Only! by ObalendeCMS: 4:27pm On Feb 27
[quote author=henrybomb post=128664249] I cant remember the prices anymore because I have not bought them for a while For perfume go for Carrbean or Pure Black For body spray go for any Riggs series but I prefer Riggs patrol For roll on you made the best choice
Food / Re: How Much will You Buy This Kpomo In Your Area? by ObalendeCMS: 1:48pm On Feb 27
It's "ponmo" & not "kponmo"!

I hate when people bastardize yoruba words. Same with those that try to "funkify" Yoruba names spelling it wrongly. They spell "Bola" as "Bhorla" or "Yemi" as "Yhemmy". Sometimes, I feel all these genz children should be lined up & shot!

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Romance / Re: Relationship Saga! Advice Really Needed by ObalendeCMS: 1:05pm On Feb 27
My mind dey tell me say na the op gangaN do that sh!t.

Op you 4cup & must be thoroughly!

I remember when I went to visit my x one time like that. I gave her some money to go buy some food for us, including her elder sister. The girl went & came back almost immediately; I was surprised!

Later, whilst seeing me off, I asked my x how she was able to come back with the food so quickly. The said to me frankly that she does not trust her sister with me alone in the house. Then, she went ahead to tell me how her sister "snatched" her first boyfriend. I became speechless till we got to the busstop.

Woos wobi, op I no get any advice for you because you are a very weak simp! Na for that your babe to organize men make dem mend you.

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Romance / Re: Giveaway For The Misfits. by ObalendeCMS: 12:29pm On Feb 27
I'm slowly evolving from a gnostic christian to being an atheist.

Bro, this your post is kind of unethical!
Politics / Re: "Report To Work Unfailingly": TUC Tells Members, Opts Out Of Nationwide Protest by ObalendeCMS: 11:11am On Feb 27
Tinubu jaz strong o!
The country should just collapse.
Politics / Re: NASS Members Salary Cannot Take Them Home - Hon. Benjamin Kalu by ObalendeCMS: 9:36am On Feb 27
Who get this man phone number? I wan text am better curse.

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Romance / Re: No Matter How Deep You Love A Lady, Never Do These Five Things For Her by ObalendeCMS: 8:29am On Feb 27
No.3 is the reason why crime & corruption is rife in the country.

Nigerian men did lots of sh!t because of that horrid looking hole, while their comtemporary in the western world invented dishwasher because of the same hole!

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Politics / Re: ₦‎30 Billion Palliatives: I Hold You In High Esteem - Akpabio To Governors by ObalendeCMS: 8:19am On Feb 27
30BG tivs.
Sports / Re: Juju Drama During Nigeria Vs Cameroon Match (Video) by ObalendeCMS: 8:12am On Feb 27
I don't know why they allow women to play that glorious sport!
Politics / Re: PDP To APC: Where Is Buhari’s Rice Pyramid, You Owe Nigerians Explanation by ObalendeCMS: 8:02am On Feb 27
Shebi you know buhari's house. Goan meet him & ask him there. Foo1ish shameless men of different party!
Romance / Re: Guys, Why Did You Smash Her Once And Didn't Want To See Her Again? by ObalendeCMS: 7:26am On Feb 27
EreluRoz:
Imagine if a lady open these kind of topic?

That's why I don't shy away from saying anything here on nairaland because we have already accepted to be crazy.

Small small dicks and ugly ones sef Dy claim sex god and hunk.

If you check well now non of them reach 5inches mtcheww

Open it now. What's there.

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Romance / Re: Man Marries Two Beautiful Women In Delta State (pics, Video) by ObalendeCMS: 6:43am On Feb 27
Mugu!
Well, na delta state.
Celebrities / Re: If I Can Do It, You Can Too – Adekunle Gold Tells Sickle Cell Survivors by ObalendeCMS: 6:23am On Feb 27
I lost my dearest sister, Funke to that sh!t; she was just 13 yo. 11 years after, I'm yet to get over it.

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Politics / Re: Portable Is A Dirty Boy From Sango - Laide Bakare (video) by ObalendeCMS: 5:35am On Feb 27
One of the very few yoruba actress I'll like to bang. She & Adunni Ade. But I heard you ladies do lots of sh!t so I'm no longer interested.
Sports / Re: Troost-Ekong To Undergo Surgery, Out For The Rest Of The Season by ObalendeCMS: 5:19am On Feb 27
Get well soon bro. You really try for AFCON!
Food / Re: How Much Is The Price Of Egg Roll In Your Area ? by ObalendeCMS: 4:55pm On Feb 26
will you come make some for me?
Education / Re: Maduka University Enugu Makes History With Matriculation Of Over 600 Students by ObalendeCMS: 2:54pm On Feb 26
PastorOlokonla:

What exactly is the benefit of building a church to the society? Can you name one?
He's being sarcastic.
Romance / Re: What Did You Do With Your Teenage Years by ObalendeCMS: 1:59pm On Feb 26
Distracted by my mom & her marital woes, so tey I couldn't get a University degree. But I was smart enough to buy books & read.

Thanks to her sisters for also contributing to her woes.

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Romance / Re: Lady Set To Marry AI Hologram Named Ailex, Trained On Her Past Boyfriends (pic) by ObalendeCMS: 1:43pm On Feb 26
Women are more predisposed to mental illness.

Kudos to those men, sorry simps that has been able to keep them under their roof as wives for many years.

Very anyhow gender!

And for those replying that psycho girl called jennyclay abi na jennyplaster, all I will say is weldone simping.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Got A Job Through Nairaland by ObalendeCMS: 1:15pm On Feb 26
Wage slave!

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