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Please i will like to knw d perfect shape of a man dat women find attractive.As we guys like gurls wit coke-bottle shape(figure ,u knw nice n curved hips,busty boobs,lng legs etc

@ fl gatORS,U WISH U WERE married 2 her.

@ chic 2 love-vendor.wen has it becum joblessness 2 luk 4 1s missin heart,

@ Simbobo,know an agent who will send u a mail abt a modellin job.4 more info,contact me:barack_obamaa@live.com

R y'all tellin me u dont knw who ThiefOfHeart is?Am still waitin 4 her on this thread,

Pls i nid to speak and meet up wit ThiefOfHeart as she has thiefed ma heart.If she is reading this pls can she gt in touch wit me as i knt go on witout ma heart.Nairalander pls helep me beg her.Dis ma addy jes 4 her:barack_obamaa@live.com

Dis NFF presido is a buffoon,if not 4 ma good moral compass i wld hv insulted his family.His name alone makes me puke,some 1 who knws nxt 2 nofin abt footballl been given d mantle 2 handle our foootballlin affair.I miss govt interfeence in football,becos den dey wld been hauled out of dat glass haus dat dey occcupy dats if Yar'adua will have d liver 2 do so.Nonsense NFF N Amodu.

Lmao,

very nice,

so r u pple saein dat dey cant b handsome.

I hv a lady friend who doesnt like big-headed guys as she saes dey aint fine,so i want 2 knw if big headed guys can be cute.Also wat kindda fashion style n haircut fits dem.Which popular celebrity do u knw dat is cute n bigheaded.

Josef,
10x 4 all u sd.I do practically all u sd infct dere is no part of ma haus witout AC.Bt like i sd,ma sis put a litenin oil in her Nivea krim which i was usin n wen she left 4 skool i hd 2 strt on odas n dt was wen i strtd noticin lil changes on ma skin.Bt den goin witout applyin sth rily mks ma skin dry up.so wat krim do u suggest i nw use 2 maintain ma complexion.

Irresponsible boy,yeye boy etc.All dis insults 4 askin an innocent question, lol.Nairaland neva dissappoint me.Aniwaiz 10k y'all dat made insightful contrbutions,

bt den not all guyz r fair,do u hv a suggestion 4 a fair guy.

Any oda options in d haus,puuleeze,

i didnt sae dt,am already fair and want 2 maintain it.

dis aint a joke,y will any1 use black soap.Moreova isnt tura a bleachin soap.

@ likky, i did use d normal white nivea (not d fair own) bt ma sis put lightenin oil in it(i didnt knw).Wen it finished,i tried Jergens for like 4 daes,Pears d same no of daes,and dey were darkenin ma skin,so i stoppd.I strtd usin nivea fair but it lookd like ma skin was burnin and oily.Nw i want 2 use FM krim.Wat do u fink is happenin 2 ma skin and krim.

@ Hot Angel and oda ladies here,
Aw do u nw possibly want a guy who apparently and obviously likes u to get to go out wit ya.As u knw most gals neva like guyz at 1st sight(xcept gold digaz who trips 4 d blings),so we nid d persistent wooin(stalkin by Hot Angel).Wat do u have 2 sae to dat HoT-aNGEL.How can a guy impress u?

Hello,NL, Pls wats d best krim & soap dt can suit a fair guy'z skin.Wat do y'all fink about Nivea fair cream and irish spring soap.Oda optns wil b appreciatd.

10x 4 ua reply mohawkchic.

Pls wat is d best cream n soap for a guy who is fair in complexion.Wat do u pple think of Nivea fair cream and Irish spring soap.Oda options will b appreciated.

10x all d advice has bin well heeded n i'l bid ma tym and continue 2 relate n b nice 2 her.If dere is any more advice,dnt hesitate 2 post it.

wat if sum1 sweeps her of her feet b4 i do.Am nt disputin leavin her 2 concentrate on her studies bt aw do i mk her knw dt am d one 4 her.

Hi NLandas,
I ve dis 19 yr old gal and 3rd yr university undergraduate who likes me but the probs is dat she saes she is 2 emotional and 4 dat is nt in a relationship rite nw as it mite consume her if she does.And i ve bin implorin her to tk a chance,bt she still hesitates.Pls aw 2 i go abt convincin her 2 go out wit me.It will also be pertinent 2 note dt she dis type of easygoin person dt bonds wit people easily and as such has many friends.AW can i make a difference and as well as date her.

Hiya
At times when i look outside for too long then my eyes start going blurry and then at times i start having headache.it happens to me rarely but when it happens it is usually troubling, What could this be and what can i do to stop t, i WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU HELP ME, thank you

Hello Doctors in Nairaland,

PLEASE i have this throbbin headache that hits me infront of my head and at times on the sides,and it gets worse when i talk or excite myself.What is it and what drug can i take for it.Please i need help.

dats even cheap as FINBANK chargd me 3000 naira 4 a reference l8r and d worst part was dat i was nt informd as i only got 2 knw thru a txt message 2 ma phone.

10x 4 replyin.Wat next wen i visit it and mind u i use nokia 5200

Pls fellow Nairalander,
How can i chat wit ma phone,whether free or non-free.
I will appreciate it if d answers r posted on dis page or 2 ma box;barack_obamaa@live.com

RAYMOND,
    Can u send me d site where u watched d movie.
    Send it here:barack_obamaa@live.com